ruffian mixed in ancient times

Chapter 538 "Big Iron Rod"

The sand dog's six relatives did not recognize him, and apologized first to the beautiful sister-in-law at the side: "Second sister-in-law, don't take offense."

"Huh?" Seeing someone come to apologize suddenly, Hanshuang waved his hand and said, "I don't mind, you guys can play."

Now that Sand Wolf's wife said he didn't mind, Sand Dog bumped Lai Li with his shoulder without blood or tears and said, "How about dressing him up as a mother?"

"Wow, so ruthless?" Everyone exclaimed, and then raised their thumbs at the sand dog with malicious intentions, "Just do it like this."

Hanshuang heard that they were going to pretend that her husband-in-law was going to be a human demon, she shook her head and interfered: "No, if you want to pretend to be a woman, you have to dress up all over, and the effect will be good." Pointing to the wriggling person on the ground, said: "If you want him Wearing a skirt, you must let go of the rope, once the rope is loose, he must have escaped."

Lai Li nodded again and again, and pointed to Hanshuang as a big mother: "It's still the younger brothers and sisters who have unique insights."

"Eh?" Dagan thought for a while, and the sixth captain said very viciously: "When we went to fight the bandits last time, didn't we see a lot of haircuts that were neither fish nor fowl, didn't there be a few hairs here, and where was the extra hair? " Speaking of this, he looked at the sand wolf and said, "Why don't we make his hair look like that?"

"Good idea." Lai Li, who couldn't think of a way, praised it vigorously, and immediately inserted the big steel knife behind his back with a swipe.

Hanshuang saw him inserting such a huge steel knife suddenly and viciously, her heart skipped a beat, she shook her head vigorously and said: "No, if it happens like that, he will not dare to go out. But he has to go out, and finally the king blamed him , you will have to bear it." With such a big knife, if her husband and son-in-law were accidentally hanged like this, wouldn't she be a widow?Absolutely not, definitely not.

He couldn't hear it, so the sand dog scratched his forehead, and then said: "Why don't you throw him into the cesspit?"

"Do you want me to leave overnight?" Hanshuang dismissed it of course.

Also, it stinks too much for the bride to stand.

"Take off his pants?" The fourth captain had an idea.

"On a rainy night, and no one is watching, what's the use of taking it off." Hanshuang continued to dismiss it.

"Okay." Lai Li clapped his fists again, and said with determination: "Tie him to the tree trunks, and then put an apple on his head. Let's compare who has the best arrow skills."

Hanshuang stared at Lai Li in disbelief, shook her head vigorously and retorted: "No, it's too dangerous." Are these people really the brothers of the husband-in-law?
"Brothers and sisters, don't worry, our arrow skills are very good." Lai Li comforted Hanshuang indifferently.

"Can you guarantee it?" Hanshuang asked with narrowed eyes.

"Of course." Larry patted his chest.

"If you shoot him to death, will you pay me a husband-in-law?"

"Huh?" Lai Li, who was originally swearing, hesitated for a while, and finally chose to shake his head.The one who shoots to death will pay for it. Under normal circumstances, he will not be shot to death, but everything is unpredictable. If his hand cramps suddenly, or a thunder strikes from the sky to distract him, the arrow will definitely die when it goes down. There are some half-lived accidents.

The Dagan people who wanted to play looked at each other, and finally all looked at Hanshuang.Say you don't mind, she interferes with every idea, so it's a ghost if you don't mind?
"Okay." The bride didn't mind, they were still playing fart.Untying the ropes that bound the sand wolf, each of them took out a hundred taels of silver bills from their pockets, stuffed them into his hands and said, "It's too late tonight, I must have a few tables tomorrow night to invite my brothers."

"It's easy to say, easy to say." The free Sand Wolf opened his mouth, stuffed the bank notes in his arms, walked to Hanshuang, took her little hand and teased dozens of people who left in the rain: "You Look, in such a cold night, these bachelors have to sleep alone, how sympathetic they are." After teasing, he hurriedly dragged Hanshuang to the gate of the house, feeling very refreshed.

"Bang!" Except for Lai Li, a large group of bachelors collectively rolled from the steps to the ground, rolling up their sleeves angrily, trying to beat the proud bridegroom to death, but when they turned around, there was no one to be seen. Except for the guards, there is not even a hair.

Sand Wolf's room has long been decorated with jubilation, red wedding candles shed tears of love, and a bright red double happiness is pasted on the head of the bed.The gauze curtains and bedding in the bed are all replaced with brand new ones.

Stepping into the long-lost wing, Sand Wolf was extremely moved. Although these brothers were all pissed off, they still cared about him.

Hanshuang's face was soft, and she was walking around in the new house, looking here and there.Seeing that everything was new, he turned his head to Sand Wolf dumbly and said, "Son-in-law, you must be very close to everyone."

The deeply touched Sand Wolf replied lightly: "It's average." He took the curious Hanshuang to sit on the chair, and said guiltily: "Because I was in a hurry, I didn't prepare anything. I will take you to Dali during the six-day holiday." Just for fun, we will sell a house at that time, and we will settle there when we are old."

Hanshuang, who was sitting quietly, looked at this man, and asked doubtfully, "Is your husband rich?" Selling a house is a trivial matter, but if no one lives there, you must take care of cleaning it, and the cost is not small.

"Wait a minute." Sand Wolf happily ran to the cabinet, took out a large stack of silver bills and stuffed them into Hanshuang's hands, "From now on, the money will be yours."

Staring blankly at the pile of banknotes in his hand, Hanshuang asked in shock, "Sister-in-law, do you go to be a bandit in your spare time?" How does he, a small secret guard, have so much money?
Sand Wolf didn't expect his little wife to be so humorous, his cold face was filled with tenderness, and he said softly, "Vulture's monthly salary is very high."

"Don't you ever spend money?" Hanshuang was curious.

"Eat the coach, live in the coach, what else do you need to spend?" Sand Wolf asked suspiciously.

Although this man pretends to be simple and honest, his nature is actually simple and pure, and it is his simplicity that she loves.Marrying such a man, she should be very happy in her life.

Hanshuang slowly stared at the distressed face in front of her eyes, her eyes moistened unconsciously, and her vision suddenly blurred.

Seeing her crying, Sand Wolf stood up in shock, pulled her up distressedly, and hugged her into his arms. "Why are you crying, come on, don't cry, huh?"

"Husband-in-law" Hanshuang's beautiful little face was full of affection, and the urge to call his husband-in-law was so urgent.

"Well, lady." Sand Wolf responded shyly, lifted her chin lightly, and looked deeply at her delicate dimple, which was like pear blossoms and rain. That appearance was so distressing and sad.

No longer indifferent, no longer fortitude, there is only infinite tenderness and love, he bowed his head and kissed away the stains of tears.And Hanshuang also closed her eyes naturally, raised her face and let him peck and kiss her gently.Then Sand Wolf's warm lips touched hers quietly, Hanshuang sighed shyly, and lightly opened Tan's mouth to accept his further love and affection.

After a while, Sand Wolf resolutely picked her up and strode towards the red bed behind the screen.

The joyous candles are slightly violent, and a honey night of steel and soft fingers is curling up.The rain was still pouring.

After being kicked from the royal court to the full Beiting, Zhen Ni was very unhappy standing on the hillside and looking at the dilapidated city wall of the Beiting.

Sixteen mighty and strong men of the general level stood beside her, sizing up this fluffy little girl with thieves' eyes, and the vicious face full of flesh cramped slightly.

Is Your Majesty sick?This was the common thought of the sixteen generals of the two armies, and even sent a yellow-haired girl to lead the army to fight. The king's head must have been kicked by a pig or run over by a donkey.

"Quick!" Li Nengwu's roar came from not far away.

Half of the artillery battalion's soldiers pushed fifty giant cannons up the hillside with all their strength, and all of them collapsed from exhaustion, foaming at the mouth.

Li Nengwu yelled at the general of the Second Artillery Battalion with a huge throat: "speed, fast."

"Quick..." The Second Artillery General's head almost exploded after being yelled at, and he also yelled at the five captains under him very unhappily.

The five captains were also very upset at being yelled at, and transferred their anger to the soldiers who pushed the cannon.Raised and roared: "Pull, push, quick."

The veins on Zhen Ni's small forehead jumped up, and there was a stinging pain in the eardrums, and there was a louder roar, and he couldn't stand it and yelled at a group of people not far away: "Keep your voice down."

"Yes." Li Nengwu and the Second Artillery General's heart skipped a beat, they were so yelled at that they didn't dare to make a sound, they resignedly turned around and ran towards the chest-length aunt.

Zhen Ni has a big head, overlooking the ruined city of Wang Ting from a distance.With a blank mind, he tilted his neck and asked, "What strategy do you have to defeat the enemy?"

The dozen or so generals standing beside her looked at each other in blank dismay. Didn't they go in to clean up the mess after the bombardment was over?
"What does Bawang Princess mean?" Jiao She, the deputy commander in charge of Yan Junsi, was very puzzled, looked at each other with all the generals, and asked confusedly: "Want to fight?"

Hearing General Yan Si's rhetorical question, Zhen Ni stared blankly at the bear-like general beside him, and asked suspiciously, "Don't you want to hit her?" Why are you here if you don't hit her?
"Fight, definitely." Jiao She shook his head vigorously, and corrected, "Do you want to lead the troops to fight?"

Zhen Ni was very strange when he was questioned. He looked the big bear up and down, and asked, "Why don't you send someone who can speak well, Vice President Jiao, to lobby and tell him to surrender?"

A bead of cold sweat rolled down Jiao She's forehead, his old face blankly stared at the picture of the little girl in front of him, and he had the urge to strangle her to death.I feel very sad, the king sent someone who doesn't even know what artillery is to be the commander, because the two armies are not pleasing to the eye.

Seeing that the artillery was installed, Li Nengwu let out a breath, and explained to Zhen Ni who didn't understand: "Princess, we have powerful artillery, so there is no need to send people to fight with the enemy, we can kill them from a distance. .”

"Yes, yes, that's how it is." More than a dozen generals nodded, their faces full of unconcealable joy.They have only heard about the artillery, and have not seen its power with their own eyes. Today, they can finally see the true colors of the thing that is regarded as a divine weapon.

"Really." Zhen Ni, who didn't understand, was speechless, pointing to the city wall far away and questioning: "People don't need to go there, can they kill the dazi in the city?"

"Yes." Li Nengwu responded seriously.

"Li Nengwu." Zhen Ni sternly glared at the commander in displeasure and snorted, "Did you deceive me like a child?" They Tubo have become gods, they don't need soldiers in war, ghosts will believe it.

Li Nengwu saw that she didn't believe it, and countless black lines slid down his forehead, and murmured: "The Princess is a child."

"What did you say?" Listening to his muttering, Zhen Ni raised his fist and shook it.

Although the little fist in front of him was white, tender and limp, but this punch would be crippled even if he didn't die. Li Nengwu quickly shook his head vigorously, "No, no." Throw it to him, he wants to die, wants to die very much.

"Humph." Zhen Niheng looked at Li Nengwu, without even glancing at the fifty cannons, turned his head and asked Jiao She, "Tell me how you want to attack this city?"

Jiao She looked at the aunt in front of him in astonishment, with cold sweat dripping from his forehead, he couldn't utter a word with his mouth open.Hearing that the four artillery battalions were coming, he didn't take it seriously, and now that he was asked to try to break through the Beiting, he didn't have any ideas for a while.

Seeing that the vice-captain was tongue-tied, Zhen Ni immediately became very upset, "What's the matter?"

"No, no." Jiao She shook his head vigorously, pointed to the dilapidated city wall in the distance and turned his head and said, "The Beiting city wall is dilapidated, uneven in height, and there are only more than [-] soldiers and horses." Moved his finger to the foot of the mountain and waited quietly. The [-] soldiers and horses, continued: "This time the camp brought [-] soldiers and horses, and the city will be destroyed in half an hour after a strong attack."

As soon as Jiao She's words fell, all the generals looked at each other in blank dismay.I was very suspicious in my heart, they have a heavenly weapon, why bother, as long as they start bombing, who can stand it, and attack it by force.

When Li Nengwu heard that there was a strong attack, he vigorously shook his head and said, "Master, it's dangerous to attack by force, so let's use artillery."

Zhen Ni was very disdainful of the fifty long iron rods, and pointed to a very long iron rod and asked: "These fifty iron rods alone can win the battle, isn't the commander still dreaming?"

Seeing this aunt call the heavenly weapon an iron rod, I didn't know what to say, big drops of sweat rolled down from everyone's foreheads.

After despising the fifty big iron rods, Zhen Ni pointed to the nearby big iron rod and shouted in disbelief: "Look, it's still hollow."

boom!
Li Nengwu and a dozen other generals couldn't take it anymore and fell to the ground collectively when they saw his aunt yelling that the iron rod was hollow.God!Let them die.

After scolding the craftsmen who cut corners, Zhen Ni snorted and said, "Okay, go and call Beiting back for me."

"This..." more than a dozen generals were stunned, and they all cast a life-saving look at the commander-in-chief.

Li Nengwu, who was astonished, had profuse sweat on his forehead, smiled and bowed to the aunt beside him and advised, "Princess, let's use the cannon."

"I'm talking about the commander-in-chief." Zhen Ni crossed his arms impatiently, looking up and down Li Nengwu said: "Do you want to go to sleep again?" Relying on fifty iron rods that cut corners, is he sick?
"Report" Just when the group of people were speechless, a sweaty letter soldier rushed over.

"Eh?" Just after teasing Li Nengwu, Zhen Ni heard the report, and suspiciously asked the kneeling soldier: "What's the matter?"

"Master Supervising Army breached Zhangbali an hour ago, killed [-] enemies, and captured [-] soldiers." Xinbing quickly reported.

When Zhen Ni heard that Zhangbali was broken, he tilted his head in confusion and said to himself: "Are you so good at the University? He has only been there for a long time, and now he has taken down Zhangbali?"

When the kneeling soldier heard Princess Bawang talking to himself, his face was filled with astonishment.I muttered in my heart, how powerful the supervising army is, it's all thanks to the artillery, okay?

Hearing that Jin Caiye went down to Zhangbali in an instant, Li Nengwu glanced at the stunned aunt with a chuckle, and asked the letter soldiers with a hypocritical smirk: "How about the casualties of our army?"

"Sixteen injured, three dead." The letter soldier replied in a daze.

"Oh." With his hands folded on his chest, he raised his eyebrows and continued to ask, "How did you die?"

"Yes." Although he didn't know what the commander was going to do, but he was just a small letter soldier, and he didn't dare to hide it and said: "After the Sanpao Battalion bombarded Zhangbali, when the soldiers were sweeping away the remnants, the city wall suddenly collapsed, so Sixteen wounded, three dead."

Li Nengwu smiled treacherously, looked at Zhen Ni with his mouth cracked to the ear, and murmured: "I didn't expect that the cannon even knocked down the city wall."

"Yes." Xin Bing saw the Princess's small face, and Nuo Wei responded lightly.

(End of this chapter)