Funny: The Hilarious Life of a Wasted Taoist 2

Chapter 6 Little Ghost (2)
I was terrified, and rushed in to have a look, only to see that the door of a house on the first floor was open, and an aunt with a vegetable basket was standing outside, screaming.

Inside the room, lay a young man in his 20s and a middle-aged man in his 40s, both clutching their chests and twitching in pain.

"That man!" Wu Xiang shouted, pointing at the young man, "the one who beat me to death!"

It seems that these two are Wang Gang and his son.

The two men, one old and one young, twitched twice and stopped moving.The soul slowly emerged from the body, as if being pulled by something, it was grabbed out of the body, and then flew past us.

I hurriedly followed out, only to see two soul arrows go into the dice in the tall and thin man's hand!
It really was this guy who did it!I growled, "Pixiu!"

A flash of light flashed, Pixiu jumped out of the jade pendant, and roared in shock at the tall and thin man.

"Hehehe." The tall and thin man said with a smile, "Don't be so excited, I am willing to admit defeat. If they lose the bet with me, they will naturally have to pay the price."

I asked, "Why did you kill them?"

"It's not murder, it's gambling." The thin and tall man emphasized, "It doesn't matter who I bet with,"

Pointing to Wu Xiang, he said, "But there was a problem with the land where the house was built, and they killed someone to make things worse. It turned out that too many people were involved in the investigation. So someone wanted his life and paid for it. I gambled with him. Someone can gamble with money, so there is no reason for me to disagree."

It turned out that someone wanted to use Wang Gang and his son as scapegoats to destroy the evidence.But how could this thin and tall man have such abilities?
Wu Xiang said blankly: "Then... this is my revenge? Does my house still need to be demolished?"

"I don't know about that. But..." The tall and thin man walked in front of me, "Help me tell that tongueless brat of yours. I haven't seen you for hundreds of years. I miss him very much." Hehe laughed, put away the dice in his hand and said, "I finally found out where he is, and I will pick him up in a few days."

"I'll pick him up in a few days."

Pick up the kid in a few days?This tall and thin man is indeed the gambler!

After the tall and thin man said this, he turned around and walked out of the building. We hurriedly chased after him, but we couldn't see the gambler when we went out.

Back on the small second floor, I immediately summoned all the members to my room for a meeting, and I used a dog whistle to call for forgetfulness, and then I explained the matter in detail, and all the ghosts present were taken aback.

"That's not right." Gou Fugui said: "When we saw him a while ago, he still had no body, how come he has a body now?"

I said, "Could it be that your underworld is corrupt, and someone collected money to bring him back to life?"

"Impossible." Don Xiangwang said, "Even our top leader, Yama, cannot bring back a person who has been dead for hundreds of years."

Yun Mei said: "You said he can still harvest human souls? Ordinary ghosts can't do this kind of thing."

The hanged ghost nodded and said: "Just plain. Not only plain ghosts, but also Lun can't do it."

I said, "Now let's put it this way, he is neither a ghost nor a human being, so what is he?"

"Hey hey hey hey hey." Reddy giggled and said, "It's a ladyboy!"

"Don't make trouble." The man said, "This is not possible. A demon can become a ghost after death, but a ghost can't become a demon after death."

"It's not a person, it's a ghost, it's a demon," I said, "Then what the hell is this gambler?"

Sanniang, who had been sitting by the side, suddenly covered her mouth with a fan, and asked with a smile, "It's not a person, it's a ghost, it's not a demon, it can be invisible and visible, isn't there another possibility?"

"How could it be?" I said, "It can't be God, can it?"

Sanniang's eyes fluttered, she lightly parted her red lips, and faintly said two words: "It's a demon."

As soon as these two words came out, all the ghosts and ghosts around me took a breath, their faces frightened.In this environment, the psychological quality of people can be seen the most, and the only ones who don't change faces are me and Reddy Gaga.

"Why?" The man asked me, "Why are you not surprised at all?"

I said, "I've seen monsters, ghosts, and the King of Hades. Now it's just a new kind of creature, and there's nothing to make a fuss about."

Pixiu asked us: "Do you know what the demon this vixen is talking about?"

"I know." Reddy Gaga stretched out his hand to touch me, and said while touching me, "Just touch."

Although he is equally calm and composed, this fool has dirty thoughts and is far from reaching my height.I slapped his hand off and said, "I know, a demon is a mutant of a ghost, right? It's similar to a Saiyan turning into a Super Saiyan."

"Cultivating demons is heresy." Pixiu said, "If demons and human beings are not careful in cultivation, they will go crazy, and if they do too many evil things, they will fall into the way of demons. But humans, demons and demons also have bodies, and they can practice directly from ghosts. Becoming a demon is something I have never heard of."

"It's something I've never heard of before." I said, "Could it be the ghost of the man who changed his life?"

"Yes, it's about changing fate." Gou Fugui patted his stomach and said to Don't Forget, "The gambler killed Wang Gang and his son who shouldn't have died at this moment, and took their souls away, check life and death quickly What is the original fate of Wang Gang and his son?"

Wu Xiangwang quickly took out a booklet from his pocket, flipped through it, and said: "According to the life and death book, Wu Xiang was beaten to death because of the demolition, which attracted the attention of all parties. Officials who opened the back door."

"Needless to say," I said, "it must be that those people who are afraid that this matter will be brought out ordered the gamblers to kill."

"Then my revenge is avenged or not." Wu Xiang said with a bitter face, "Will they demolish my house?"

The fate of Wang Gang and his son has changed. Will those who should have gone to prison also escape legal sanctions because of this change?
I was at a loss for words for a while, and I didn't know how to answer, when I suddenly heard melodious sixteen chord music from my small blue-screen mobile phone.

When I opened it, I quickly picked it up and asked, "Hello?"

Said over there: "Brother Horse Horse? I'm Ni Da."

It turned out to be the reporter Ni Da. I smiled and said, "Big reporter, how are you now?"

"No way," Ni Da said, "There is no big news recently, I just toss old movies every day to make nostalgic support for the entertainment version."

I said, "Don't look down on the old movies, they are full of vitality. How many years have passed since Huanzhugege, and Erkang has become popular again recently."

"I hope, let's not mention this, let's get down to business." Ni Da said: "Ma Lishu, have you been to Chaoyang Community today?"

I asked strangely: "How do you know?"

"The death case of the demolition has been raging vigorously. Today, Wang Gang and his son died suddenly. As a reporter, of course I want to come and see." Ni Da said: "I am watching the surveillance video at the security office of the building, and I just saw you there. Ask about your situation at the time, and who was the man who confronted you."

I said, "That person killed Wang Gang and his son!"

"That's not right." Ni Da said, "The police said that Wang Gang and his son died of a heart attack, not murder, but the police found a bribery bill in their home, which contained the names of many important people. The matter was already a big mess, and a special task force was set up above to investigate, and when the bill comes out, everyone above will be finished."

This turning point is really amazing and unexpected. It seems that those people still have not escaped their original fate.

It suddenly occurred to me that the gambler already had a physical body. Since Ni Da could see the scene of me confronting the gambler from the video, he must also be able to see the scene of the gambler disappearing after going out, and asked quickly: "Look Didn't you see where the man who talked to me went after going out?"

"Hey, don't mention it." Ni Da said, "The manhole cover of the sewer outside the residential building was stolen. The man who was talking to you walked out and looked back at you, he was smiling, and he didn't step on it firmly. , fell right into it. The police pulled him out just now, but fortunately he was not injured."

"Ah?" I was overjoyed at once, you said you did a good job as a ghost, and what to do as a demon, cultivate a body, how about it, let's fall!
"Brother." I said to Ni Da, "Do me a favor. If there is anything wrong with that man, call me immediately."

"Okay, he's not suspected, just ask a question." Ni Da readily agreed, "I'll ask my friend in the police station to find out, and I'll let you know if I have any news."

A few hours later, Ni Da called again and said: "The man stayed in the police station for several hours, and the police didn't say anything when asked, but repeatedly asked the police who took the record if he wanted to gamble. Later, the police saw I got the surveillance video, the scene of you and the man confronting each other, one throwing dice and the other throwing money. After watching it, the police felt that the two of you had neurological problems. They decided to send the man to the hospital for examination first. On the way, the The man jumped out of the car and ran away."

I said, "Is this the escape?"

"After the man jumped out of the car, he said a word to the police officer who was chasing him." Ni Da paused, and said, "He laughed and said, 'I'm glad you didn't bet with me. I saved my life.'" Ni Da sighed, "It seems that there is something wrong with his head, do you think it's okay to run around without a guardian?"

I hung up the phone, and I said, "Didn't you say that the demon is very powerful? This guy, let alone escaped from the police station, can't even climb up the sewer."

"Look at it this way." Pai Yao said, "The demonic ability of a ghost cultivated is very limited, and the ability is very single."

The ability is single, which is interesting.He can't even climb up a sewer, so the gambler's ability is just gambling.I thought about it and laughed, so as long as I don't bet with him, it's safe.

San Niang looked at my face and smiled, "I know what you're thinking now, you don't want to bet with him."

I said, "You use mind reading?"

Yun Mei said: "You don't need to read minds, you can tell by looking at your face."

The hanged ghost said: "I can even see the roughness."

I said, "Let's lie."

"It's too much trouble." The man's head also nodded repeatedly, and said, "If you don't believe me, you can ask Reddy Quack."

Reddy Gaga said without hesitation: "You're thinking you can beat him without betting against him!"

Even Reddy Gaga can see it, which is amazing.I touched my face and thought, it turns out that others can understand what I think just by looking at my face. I have never realized that I am such a pure person.

Pixiu said, "You have to bet with him."

"And why?" I asked.

"The reason why the gamblers couldn't find this house before was because someone had set up a barrier in this house before." Pai Yao said, "But recently the power of the barrier has been getting weaker and weaker, so the gamblers found this house."

"The shelf life of the enchantment is about to expire?" I said, "Then can we get a new one?"

"Don't talk about you, even that black-bearded Taoist priest doesn't have this ability."

I really feel that I am better than that Li Botong.

Pixiu continued: "The kid is a kid raised by a gambler. As long as the gambler is around, the ghost raising contract can be established. The kid is raised by a gambler. Whether he is willing or not, as long as the gambler comes, the kid must be with him. Walk."

"It's an overlord clause." I said, "What age is it? Even if you work, you can change jobs, and you can leave after you get married. Can't this contract be changed?"

"The master decides the contract." Pai Yao said, "One of the principles of gambling is that both parties place a bet. If the gambler receives someone else's soul, he must place a corresponding bet."

The gambler who escaped from the police station will definitely come here to get the kid back. That is to say, if he wants to keep the kid, he must make a contract with him.

If I win the bet, the kid will be free, but if I lose the bet, I will die.And since the gambler has become a demon and absorbed the souls of thousands of people, then he has won thousands of rounds of gambling.

Do I have to pay with my life for the kid's freedom?
Gou Fugui said: "Comrade Lei Feng, don't worry. Since you are an emissary of the underworld and you are brave in doing what is right, after you die, I will ask the King of Hades to award you the honorary title of 'Top Ten Outstanding Ghost Residents of the Underworld'."

Who cares about that.The Gambler cursed me to death before he came.

"To gamble or not to gamble." Sanniang waved her fan and looked at me, "Before the gamblers come, you still have time to think about it."

"Come on." Gou Fugui said, "Since Wu Xiang's enemy has been brought to justice and the house is safe, we will take him to reincarnate."

Don't forget to put a chain on Wu Xiang, Wu Xiang didn't struggle this time, and obediently followed.

"Wait a minute." I pointed at the corpse stuck in the door and said, "What about this thing?"

Wu Xiang said: "I'm dead, and my body is not important to me anymore. Since we met once, I will leave it to you as a souvenir."

Bah, who wants this thing as a souvenir.

Gou Fugui said: "I'm really sorry, Comrade Lei Feng, it's not our job to manage corpses, you can handle it yourself."

After speaking, two ghost messengers led a ghost out through the door.

Well, you don't care, and I don't care, if you put it on the door as a decoration, the door god is not as useful!

Out of the door of my room, I saw the little ghost standing at the door, still a faceless face, and opened his mouth and yelled, "Ah ... ah ... ah ..."

"I think we need to communicate with him first." Yunmei said, "to understand what he is thinking."

"That's right." Sanniang nodded and smiled, "He is the one who understands gamblers best. Only by knowing yourself and your enemy can you win every battle."

That being said, I went back to the upstairs study again, but the old man's collection of books here is of no use other than damaging my energy.

While thinking, I flipped through a few books unconsciously, and suddenly a thin yellow book in front of me caught my attention.

I saw five large characters written with a brush on the book-the Mosi code!
The Mosi password is four characters, why do I have to say five characters, because a cross is drawn next to the word Mo, and a mo is written next to it.

At this moment, there was a loud noise in my heart, and I had no time to think deeply about the scientific and cultural level of my grandfather's second uncle's great-grandson's great-grandson, so I ran downstairs with that little yellow book.

"Say something more!" I hurriedly said to the brat.

The kid opened his mouth again and said, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

This time I understand, the little ghost’s voice is long and short, very regular, and it stops intermittently in the middle. I quickly called all the ghosts in the room, recorded records, searched, and looked at the voice. Check the password on the little yellow book.

N...I...M...E...

It really matched, and the spelling is still Chinese pinyin.

N...Z...H...O...

It was difficult for us to hear it, and after a long time of tossing, we finally heard the voice.What he said was - you finally know how to talk to me

After all the words were translated, there was an 'ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah' behind him. ', we have searched through all 26 letters and still haven't found out what it means.

Sanniang turned the pages, pointed to the book with her slender fingers and said, "Is it this one?"

I was dizzy when I saw it, it turned out to be a full stop.

How on earth did the old man come up with this idea, and he needs to put a period in his words!
Cheating father, no effort!
Now that we finally got to talk to the little ghost, we quickly asked him about the situation of the gamblers.

The little ghost said: "Ah... ah... ah..."

Then we began to divide and cooperate, the little ghost was in charge, the hanged ghost was in charge of listening to the syllables, the men listened together and repeated corrections, Sanniang responded quickly and was in charge of searching, Yunmei was in charge of spelling and spelling sentences carefully, and I was in charge of checking with a relatively high level of education polish.

This brat is so powerful that even the Secretary-General of the United Nations may not have such a presence. Five people are in charge of translation, and they are of three different races: human, ghost, and demon.

According to the little ghost, the gambler was originally a son of a rich family. He was addicted to gambling and would lose every time he gambled. After buying the little ghost from Xiaogui's house and killing him, he used magic to bind his spirit body to enhance his gambling luck. From then on, he will win every bet.

"Win every bet?" I said, "Is there really such a thing?"

I used to often play poker and mahjong with others, and whoever loses will treat the guests to dinner. If I can really win every bet, I will have my daily beef noodles.

Pixiu said disdainfully, "Look at your promise."

The little ghost shook his head and said, "Ah... ah... ah... (5637 characters omitted here)"

We tossed about for half an hour, and finally deciphered it. What the little ghost said is that there must be a win or a loser in gambling. The probability drops to infinitesimal.

"Gambling depends not only on luck but also on technology. Adding all the technology to the uncertainty of gambling makes it powerful for you. But if you have this premise, the greatest charm of gambling will disappear. So people who understand I won’t be addicted to gambling.” Sanniang smiled and said, “So the real gamblers in this world don’t gamble, and all gamblers who are addicted to gambling, because they can’t see through this point, think that next time they will The luck will be better than this time, only to be dominated by desire and become a slave to gambling. To put it bluntly, it is just a poor worm who is driven by emptiness, delusion and desire and cannot see reality clearly."

It's so profound!I asked the kid: "Then what kind of technology is this?"

The little ghost quickly answered—help him read the dice, use spiritual power to peek at other people's cards, give him what he needs when playing mahjong, etc...

My veins hurt when I heard it.After talking for so long!A bunch of esoteric things are pulled out here and there, and the relationship is a trick in the end!
What kind of technology is needed here, if there is this brat, it will all be over!

Pixiu said: "Don't be careless, he can still win the souls of 100 people after death, so this person is not that simple."

I said, "I know that. But this kid is so easy to use, why did the gambler throw him away and now he can't even find him."

The little ghost said that raising a little ghost is an evil law. After he died miserably, he was driven by others. One day there will be a backlash. Before the gambler died, he was afraid that the little ghost would come back and eat his soul, so he threw the little ghost here and ran away!
The kid's bones are buried in the ground near this house, so there is no way to leave here to find him if he is trapped here.I thought that after such a long time, the gambler had been reincarnated several times and the two of them were done with each other, but he didn't expect his ghost to still be there, and he had found it again.

"The gambler will be found sooner or later." Sanniang said, "There are only two ways now."

"One way is that you don't gamble with gamblers." Yun Mei looked at the little ghost and said, "Let him take the little ghost away, but the little ghost was tortured to death by him before he was alive. The ferocity of the gambler can be seen, and now the gambler has cultivated Become a demon, and if the little ghost falls into his hands, maybe one day he will be murdered and his soul will be scattered."

"The other way is, you bet with the gambler," the man shook his head and said, "but if you lose the bet, you will..."

The hanged ghost said, "Shit!"

"But," said the man, "if you win, you can..."

Reddy Gaga said without hesitation: "Shit!" I slapped him on the head angrily.

"But if you win." Sanniang said, "Not only can the kid stay, but you can also beat the gambler."

"Don't gossip," I said, "Let's talk about the odds first?"

(End of this chapter)