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Chapter 60 Crashing Crazy
Chapter 60 Crashing Crazy
Dongfang Zi smiled and shook her long wet hair.
"The isolation belt outside needs to be saved, and the aura must also be saved, but our demon world must also be reformed. Let the demon people understand the outside world, understand the progress and extraordinary technology of mortals..."
"Is there anything extraordinary about ordinary people?" Lili muttered foolishly.
Shen Xie glared at her, and said in a low voice: "Your Majesty is talking, why are you interrupting? How decent!"
"It doesn't matter." Dongfang Zi smiled and said: "You don't understand mortals, so naturally you don't understand how powerful mortals are. Yes, mortals don't know magic, and they don't have much practice. They can't fly, but they can fly faster than flying. They don't know how to transmit sound, but they can communicate freely, hundreds or thousands of times faster than sound transmission."
"Really?!" A ginseng, a deer and a bird exclaimed.
Dongfang Zi explained: "Ordinary people can't fly, but they can take a flying vehicle called an 'airplane'. The fastest plane has already surpassed the speed of sound, and can fly—er—a hundred and eight thousand miles in one day!"
They should not have the concept of kilometers. In short, it is right to describe a long, long distance.
Lili couldn't believe it: "Your Majesty, a mortal chicken can fly? Isn't it for food? What kind of chicken is faster than my bird?"
Dongfang Zi has three black lines on his forehead, explaining: "It's not a flying chicken, but an airplane. It's a very large means of transportation invented by human beings, probably hundreds of times bigger than you. It can carry many people and a lot of goods. .”
Lu Cong whispered: "I have also heard His Majesty Lan talk about this object, and I have seen it flying in the air from afar. It looks as heavy as black iron, but it can soar into the sky, even above the clouds."
Shen Xi blinked his gray eyes, and said in a low voice, "That... that's quite powerful."
Dongfang Zi continued: "Ordinary people now have a mobile phone, which is a small and thin thing that can contact people thousands of miles away, and it only takes me a few words to connect, and chat with us. Face to face."
"It's... amazing!" Shen Xie exclaimed, "It's even better than the sound transmission!"
Dongfang Zi snapped her fingers and raised her voice arrogantly.
"Stones from other mountains can be used to make jade. It's time for our demon world to open up to the outside world. We can learn the skills of mortals and find ways to improve ourselves so that we won't be eliminated by history."
Shen Xie whispered: "Your Majesty, we don't need airplanes, everyone can fly. Airplanes can fly far, but we don't have to go so far! Just a few demons, just such a small valley, there is no need to be huge s plane."
Lili asked excitedly, "Your Majesty, can you fly a plane? Then it's your turn to drive me next time!"
Dongfang Zi: "..."
Shen Xie said again: "Your Majesty, we don't know how to use any 'mobile phones', and we don't even need them at all. Like in the morning when I called everyone to class, I heard the news, and everyone flew over in the blink of an eye. We don't have thousands of miles. Anyone who wants to contact him, except His Majesty Lan. But even if he can get in touch, if he can't find it, it's useless."
Lili asked curiously and excitedly: "Your Majesty, can your mobile phone contact hundreds of monsters at once? How did you do it? How loud can this thing make?"
Dongfang Zi: "..."
Lu Cong frowned and said in a low voice, "Don't object, let His Majesty finish first."
"Oh!" Yi Shen and Yi Niao nodded hastily.
Dongfang Zi sighed helplessly, and gave up.
"I want to eat hot meals, not Ganoderma lucidum and wild fruits. I want an electric light that costs a few dollars a piece, not a night pearl worth more than a dozen cities. I want an induction cooker, an electric kettle, a microwave oven, a hair dryer, a washing machine... In short In a word - I can't cut off the electricity or the internet, or I will collapse and go crazy soon!"
She almost yelled out the last sentence.
So, one deer, one ginseng and one bird were terrified!
"Your Majesty, listen to you! Listen to you! Everything!"
(End of this chapter)
Dongfang Zi smiled and shook her long wet hair.
"The isolation belt outside needs to be saved, and the aura must also be saved, but our demon world must also be reformed. Let the demon people understand the outside world, understand the progress and extraordinary technology of mortals..."
"Is there anything extraordinary about ordinary people?" Lili muttered foolishly.
Shen Xie glared at her, and said in a low voice: "Your Majesty is talking, why are you interrupting? How decent!"
"It doesn't matter." Dongfang Zi smiled and said: "You don't understand mortals, so naturally you don't understand how powerful mortals are. Yes, mortals don't know magic, and they don't have much practice. They can't fly, but they can fly faster than flying. They don't know how to transmit sound, but they can communicate freely, hundreds or thousands of times faster than sound transmission."
"Really?!" A ginseng, a deer and a bird exclaimed.
Dongfang Zi explained: "Ordinary people can't fly, but they can take a flying vehicle called an 'airplane'. The fastest plane has already surpassed the speed of sound, and can fly—er—a hundred and eight thousand miles in one day!"
They should not have the concept of kilometers. In short, it is right to describe a long, long distance.
Lili couldn't believe it: "Your Majesty, a mortal chicken can fly? Isn't it for food? What kind of chicken is faster than my bird?"
Dongfang Zi has three black lines on his forehead, explaining: "It's not a flying chicken, but an airplane. It's a very large means of transportation invented by human beings, probably hundreds of times bigger than you. It can carry many people and a lot of goods. .”
Lu Cong whispered: "I have also heard His Majesty Lan talk about this object, and I have seen it flying in the air from afar. It looks as heavy as black iron, but it can soar into the sky, even above the clouds."
Shen Xi blinked his gray eyes, and said in a low voice, "That... that's quite powerful."
Dongfang Zi continued: "Ordinary people now have a mobile phone, which is a small and thin thing that can contact people thousands of miles away, and it only takes me a few words to connect, and chat with us. Face to face."
"It's... amazing!" Shen Xie exclaimed, "It's even better than the sound transmission!"
Dongfang Zi snapped her fingers and raised her voice arrogantly.
"Stones from other mountains can be used to make jade. It's time for our demon world to open up to the outside world. We can learn the skills of mortals and find ways to improve ourselves so that we won't be eliminated by history."
Shen Xie whispered: "Your Majesty, we don't need airplanes, everyone can fly. Airplanes can fly far, but we don't have to go so far! Just a few demons, just such a small valley, there is no need to be huge s plane."
Lili asked excitedly, "Your Majesty, can you fly a plane? Then it's your turn to drive me next time!"
Dongfang Zi: "..."
Shen Xie said again: "Your Majesty, we don't know how to use any 'mobile phones', and we don't even need them at all. Like in the morning when I called everyone to class, I heard the news, and everyone flew over in the blink of an eye. We don't have thousands of miles. Anyone who wants to contact him, except His Majesty Lan. But even if he can get in touch, if he can't find it, it's useless."
Lili asked curiously and excitedly: "Your Majesty, can your mobile phone contact hundreds of monsters at once? How did you do it? How loud can this thing make?"
Dongfang Zi: "..."
Lu Cong frowned and said in a low voice, "Don't object, let His Majesty finish first."
"Oh!" Yi Shen and Yi Niao nodded hastily.
Dongfang Zi sighed helplessly, and gave up.
"I want to eat hot meals, not Ganoderma lucidum and wild fruits. I want an electric light that costs a few dollars a piece, not a night pearl worth more than a dozen cities. I want an induction cooker, an electric kettle, a microwave oven, a hair dryer, a washing machine... In short In a word - I can't cut off the electricity or the internet, or I will collapse and go crazy soon!"
She almost yelled out the last sentence.
So, one deer, one ginseng and one bird were terrified!
"Your Majesty, listen to you! Listen to you! Everything!"
(End of this chapter)
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