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Chapter 117 The Mummy Hero
Chapter 117 The Mummy Hero
"Husband, there are surveillance cameras in this room." Li Manzi grabbed Li Tao's sleeve, pointed to the corner on the right side of the ceiling with his little finger and poked it.
Li Tao walked over and looked at the probe carefully, and confirmed that there was no red laser pouring from it, so he said: "It should be closed. It's two months of summer vacation, so it shouldn't be turned on all the time, right?"
"That's for sure, husband, you have to think clearly, if you are caught by surveillance, you will be the one to suffer, can you accept other men looking down on them~" Li Manzi said with one hand on her hips and the other covering her chest.
"Who can I learn from you in this tone. Sigh~"
Li Tao sighed helplessly, and stretched out his hand to flick Li Manzi's little head: "Let me find something to cover the camera at the head office."
"That can't be done, maybe there are cameras in other places and we didn't find it?"
"This is a classroom, not a bank's vault. How can there be so many monitoring?"
Li Manzi had a small face, and stared at him without blinking.
"Okay then, I'll take you to another place. There should be no cameras in the bathroom."
"That's not necessary, just stay in this room." Li Manzi pouted.
Li Tao smiled wryly, and the woman's brain circuit was always unpredictable: "Then what exactly do you want, just say it, and I will do it, and the two of us will still have business to do."
"That's right. I'm standing in the corner facing the wall, and you can wrap me up with a few layers from the back. It's sure to be safe."
Li Manzi's voice became softer and softer, and her pretty face blushed unconsciously.
Looking at the gradually lowering sunset outside the window, Li Tao knew that he couldn't delay any longer, so he patted Li Manzi's ass and signaled her to turn around quickly.
Li Manzi fiddled with it for a while before handing him the bandage.
Li Tao spread out the cloth that was still warm, and suddenly felt sorry for Li Manzi.
In order to stay by Li Tao's side, she had to wear so many layers of bandages every day to hide her identity. Not to mention how uncomfortable being strangled, at least she had to soak for a long time when she sweated this summer. Although Li Manzi chose to hide her identity, Because she has no face to go to college at her real age.
"Husband, why are you dawdling for so long? Are you smelling the bandages? You like the smell, just smell me." While speaking, Li Manzi had the momentum to turn around.
Forcibly breaking this shameless person, Li Tao became annoyed and said, "I heard your sister, don't turn around, don't bend down, I'm tied up right now!"
"Husband, do you know that this scene is very similar to the drama I watched yesterday, under the afterglow of the setting sun, the delinquent boy who bullied his female classmates~"
"Two-dimensional doesn't accept you bastard!"
……
Standing in front of the window, Li Tao frowned and stared at the cafeteria not far away.
The location of the cafeteria is too isolated, there are no other buildings around it, not to mention that even the supermarket is included in the cafeteria, and there is at least 1000 meters of distance from the teaching building area to the empty area.
In other words, with the cafeteria as the center, you can see everything within a radius of 1000 meters, but Li Tao's next plan needs to go to the cafeteria.
There is an old saying that before soldiers and horses move, food and grass go first, and the importance of food is self-evident.
Even if he is hiding, food is the most important thing, not to mention that Li Manzi is still following him, making her a little rich woman starve, Li Tao is a bit reluctant.
In theory, there are still nine days left for the war simulation to end. Even if the blue army is stronger and the commander of the red army is beheaded, it will take at least three or four days.
Li Tao believes that Fang Yueji will also quickly deploy people to the cafeteria. Only by bringing the food back to the base she chose can she carry out a more realistic strategy for facing the Blue Army.
But he can't get in touch with the Red Army right now, otherwise, once someone passes on Fang Yueji's order to him, Li Tao will fall into a passive state, and even be said to be in a doomed situation.
Judging from Fang Yueji's ruthless words, once Li Tao is controlled by Fang Yueji's orders, he may not even be eligible to be "dead in battle" and be eliminated. After all, what she wants is for Li Tao to get out of Luma University, not in a war Make a fool of yourself.
"Even if I run over right now, I'm afraid I'll be seen by the Red Army on the way back with food." Li Tao muttered to himself, feeling confused for a while.
"husband~"
Li Manzi, who ran out of the bathroom, had a painful expression on her face. Her delicate body threw herself into Li Tao's arms, and said in a weak voice:
"I'm here as an aunt, it hurts to death."
"Yeah, then I'm safe." Li Tao heaved a sigh of relief. This woman doesn't know how much "evil knowledge" has been instilled in the anime. If he, a boy who has never seen the world, has a "big scene" , may not be able to hold it.
Hearing this, Li Manzi bared her teeth and thumped in his arms, gnawing several red spots on Li Tao's neck.
But she saw Li Tao staring out of the window preoccupied all the time, and asked curiously, "Honey, what are you looking at?"
Li Tao briefly told Li Manzi about his grievances with Fang Yueji and his consideration of food.
With her small head pressed against Li Tao's collarbone, Li Manzi's gaze gradually became wiser. As one of the few capital predators in the world, Li Manzi's overall strategy and risk response ability are ceilings.
"Honey, pick me up and let me take a look."
Only then did Li Tao realize Li Manzi's identity, his eyes flickered for a while, and he went to the window and hugged Li Manzi.
She stared at the cafeteria in the distance and thought for a moment: "I have never eaten in the cafeteria, and I don't know the structure inside, so let's rule out the option of hiding inside for the time being."
When thinking about a problem, it is a wise person not to imagine a coincidence that is beneficial to him.
In fact, the tables and chairs in the cafeteria are well-organized, and the cooking area in the back kitchen will be the key location for Fang Yueji and others to find food, so it is too risky to run there now to stock up on food, and then hide until the Red Army leaves. It is definitely a bad idea.
Li Tao frowned, his ears trembled, and said in a deep voice, "They've already arrived."
Li Manzi suddenly raised the corners of her lips, and in Li Tao's eyes her smile was even a bit evil.
"That's better, let them sort the food into categories, and we'll rob him on the way."
"It's not very good, it's all in the same camp."
"According to what my husband said just now, the female commander does not regard our young couple as companions. If we don't rob the good things, they will end up in her belly."
After thinking about it, Li Tao really made this sense: "Okay! Just listen to you, let's rob the car with the fresh fruit, and then rob it again."
Li Manzi waved a little finger in front of Li Tao: "No, no, leave the fruit car to her."
Li Tao asked a little puzzled: "Don't you girls like to eat fruits to keep fit?"
"Yeah, I like to eat it, but other girls like it too. Besides, there must not be many fruits in the cafeteria, that is, there are some stocks in the window selling fruit and salad, in other words, they are very rare."
Li Tao looked at her quietly, but still didn't understand what she meant.
"That is to say, the fruit will definitely be ordered by Fang Yueji, who is the commander, and she will definitely eat it. If we take these fruits away, I don't know which one she will eat, and it will easily affect innocent people."
"The more you talk, the more confused I get?" Li Tao scratched his hair and looked at Li Manzi stupidly. Usually Li Manzi should have seen his IQ drop to a negative number. It is rare for him to speak so wisely.
Li Manzi poked his forehead dotingly: "Look at your stupidity, can my wife watch you being bullied, that stinky woman dares to threaten you, can't your wife take revenge on her?"
Li Manzi patted his lower abdomen and continued: "Today is the first day. Auntie has a lot of food. You will find the car with fruit in a while. You cut up all the watermelon and put a layer of sanitary napkins on it... By the way, I found a car with tomato sauce. Also have a small bottle of it, she should squeeze some when she eats salad."
Li Tao: "."
He has a very rich expression. Following Li Manzi's words, he can't help thinking about it. When he picked up the watermelon and gnawed it, Fang Yueji might not be able to see it. He thought it was because the quality of the watermelon was so good, and he wanted to give a thumbs up to the melon farmer. Like it~
Seeing Li Tao's weird expression, Li Manzi thought he was dissatisfied, and continued: "Don't worry, husband, I'll tell her about this when I meet her, and when I'm doing the operation, remember to help me record the video, don't let her deceive herself Chance."
Li Tao said with trembling lips, "Are you a devil?"
"I'm a Husband-guarding Demon~"
……
The efficiency of these people far exceeded Li Tao's estimate. It took a total of 10 minutes from the time this group entered the cafeteria to the orderly sorting and loading of cars.
There were two large green pickup trucks parked outside the cafeteria, and the rest were nine pickup trucks. The number of this group was also about [-] people.
"Han Guguan" Li Tao saw a familiar figure in the crowd. From this point of view, Fang Yueji attaches great importance to food. It is estimated that more than five of these thirty people are second-grade students in Class B, Class C, and Class B. .
With their overall planning, the efficiency at the current level is naturally reasonable, but also, the risk of Li Tao carjacking is very high.
In addition to Han Guguan, Li Tao also saw his classmate Zhang Chenxi, who is also a student of this year's Class C of the School of Mathematics and Physics.
Last time in the hospital, Li Tao didn't really like this person's attitude. Qiu Shuyu's death was related to Han Guguan, Xu Zhenlong, and Zhang Chenxi.
Xu Zhenlong, who took [-]% of the responsibility, died, Han Guguan, who was [-]% responsible, bowed his head and apologized, and this Zhang Chenxi hid in a corner and kept silent at first, but when he learned that Qiu Shuyu was dead, he murmured and complained that the instructor insisted arrange them.
Li Tao looked at it intently for a while, and he could roughly see the relationship between them. There were nine pickup trucks, each of which was organized by a second-level student, and two green pickup trucks belonged to Han Guguan and another second-level student. Responsible.
Coincidentally, the three trucks that Zhang Chenxi was in charge of happened to have cooking utensils such as induction cookers and fruits, but the meat and vegetables were all loaded into the big trucks.
Zhang Chenxi had met Li Tao, and Li Tao just wanted to teach him a lesson because he was unhappy, and he was not prepared to make a vendetta.
"Is there anything to hide your face?" Li Tao turned to look at Li Manzi and asked.
She nodded her head, and took out a bunch of bandages from her pocket: "Don't feel bad about me, it's actually not too uncomfortable. It should be quite fragrant if you wrap it around your face with this extra."
Li Manzi is so smart, of course he understands that Li Tao only wrapped her up one layer just now, and he must have seen how painful it is for her to wrap so many layers, Li Tao can understand that she is already very moved.
Li Tao covered his face with several layers, except for his eyes and nostrils, the rest were covered. If he didn't make a sound, even Han Guguan would not be able to recognize him.
Li Manzi waved his small fist and encouraged: "Come on, mummy hero!"
(End of this chapter)
"Husband, there are surveillance cameras in this room." Li Manzi grabbed Li Tao's sleeve, pointed to the corner on the right side of the ceiling with his little finger and poked it.
Li Tao walked over and looked at the probe carefully, and confirmed that there was no red laser pouring from it, so he said: "It should be closed. It's two months of summer vacation, so it shouldn't be turned on all the time, right?"
"That's for sure, husband, you have to think clearly, if you are caught by surveillance, you will be the one to suffer, can you accept other men looking down on them~" Li Manzi said with one hand on her hips and the other covering her chest.
"Who can I learn from you in this tone. Sigh~"
Li Tao sighed helplessly, and stretched out his hand to flick Li Manzi's little head: "Let me find something to cover the camera at the head office."
"That can't be done, maybe there are cameras in other places and we didn't find it?"
"This is a classroom, not a bank's vault. How can there be so many monitoring?"
Li Manzi had a small face, and stared at him without blinking.
"Okay then, I'll take you to another place. There should be no cameras in the bathroom."
"That's not necessary, just stay in this room." Li Manzi pouted.
Li Tao smiled wryly, and the woman's brain circuit was always unpredictable: "Then what exactly do you want, just say it, and I will do it, and the two of us will still have business to do."
"That's right. I'm standing in the corner facing the wall, and you can wrap me up with a few layers from the back. It's sure to be safe."
Li Manzi's voice became softer and softer, and her pretty face blushed unconsciously.
Looking at the gradually lowering sunset outside the window, Li Tao knew that he couldn't delay any longer, so he patted Li Manzi's ass and signaled her to turn around quickly.
Li Manzi fiddled with it for a while before handing him the bandage.
Li Tao spread out the cloth that was still warm, and suddenly felt sorry for Li Manzi.
In order to stay by Li Tao's side, she had to wear so many layers of bandages every day to hide her identity. Not to mention how uncomfortable being strangled, at least she had to soak for a long time when she sweated this summer. Although Li Manzi chose to hide her identity, Because she has no face to go to college at her real age.
"Husband, why are you dawdling for so long? Are you smelling the bandages? You like the smell, just smell me." While speaking, Li Manzi had the momentum to turn around.
Forcibly breaking this shameless person, Li Tao became annoyed and said, "I heard your sister, don't turn around, don't bend down, I'm tied up right now!"
"Husband, do you know that this scene is very similar to the drama I watched yesterday, under the afterglow of the setting sun, the delinquent boy who bullied his female classmates~"
"Two-dimensional doesn't accept you bastard!"
……
Standing in front of the window, Li Tao frowned and stared at the cafeteria not far away.
The location of the cafeteria is too isolated, there are no other buildings around it, not to mention that even the supermarket is included in the cafeteria, and there is at least 1000 meters of distance from the teaching building area to the empty area.
In other words, with the cafeteria as the center, you can see everything within a radius of 1000 meters, but Li Tao's next plan needs to go to the cafeteria.
There is an old saying that before soldiers and horses move, food and grass go first, and the importance of food is self-evident.
Even if he is hiding, food is the most important thing, not to mention that Li Manzi is still following him, making her a little rich woman starve, Li Tao is a bit reluctant.
In theory, there are still nine days left for the war simulation to end. Even if the blue army is stronger and the commander of the red army is beheaded, it will take at least three or four days.
Li Tao believes that Fang Yueji will also quickly deploy people to the cafeteria. Only by bringing the food back to the base she chose can she carry out a more realistic strategy for facing the Blue Army.
But he can't get in touch with the Red Army right now, otherwise, once someone passes on Fang Yueji's order to him, Li Tao will fall into a passive state, and even be said to be in a doomed situation.
Judging from Fang Yueji's ruthless words, once Li Tao is controlled by Fang Yueji's orders, he may not even be eligible to be "dead in battle" and be eliminated. After all, what she wants is for Li Tao to get out of Luma University, not in a war Make a fool of yourself.
"Even if I run over right now, I'm afraid I'll be seen by the Red Army on the way back with food." Li Tao muttered to himself, feeling confused for a while.
"husband~"
Li Manzi, who ran out of the bathroom, had a painful expression on her face. Her delicate body threw herself into Li Tao's arms, and said in a weak voice:
"I'm here as an aunt, it hurts to death."
"Yeah, then I'm safe." Li Tao heaved a sigh of relief. This woman doesn't know how much "evil knowledge" has been instilled in the anime. If he, a boy who has never seen the world, has a "big scene" , may not be able to hold it.
Hearing this, Li Manzi bared her teeth and thumped in his arms, gnawing several red spots on Li Tao's neck.
But she saw Li Tao staring out of the window preoccupied all the time, and asked curiously, "Honey, what are you looking at?"
Li Tao briefly told Li Manzi about his grievances with Fang Yueji and his consideration of food.
With her small head pressed against Li Tao's collarbone, Li Manzi's gaze gradually became wiser. As one of the few capital predators in the world, Li Manzi's overall strategy and risk response ability are ceilings.
"Honey, pick me up and let me take a look."
Only then did Li Tao realize Li Manzi's identity, his eyes flickered for a while, and he went to the window and hugged Li Manzi.
She stared at the cafeteria in the distance and thought for a moment: "I have never eaten in the cafeteria, and I don't know the structure inside, so let's rule out the option of hiding inside for the time being."
When thinking about a problem, it is a wise person not to imagine a coincidence that is beneficial to him.
In fact, the tables and chairs in the cafeteria are well-organized, and the cooking area in the back kitchen will be the key location for Fang Yueji and others to find food, so it is too risky to run there now to stock up on food, and then hide until the Red Army leaves. It is definitely a bad idea.
Li Tao frowned, his ears trembled, and said in a deep voice, "They've already arrived."
Li Manzi suddenly raised the corners of her lips, and in Li Tao's eyes her smile was even a bit evil.
"That's better, let them sort the food into categories, and we'll rob him on the way."
"It's not very good, it's all in the same camp."
"According to what my husband said just now, the female commander does not regard our young couple as companions. If we don't rob the good things, they will end up in her belly."
After thinking about it, Li Tao really made this sense: "Okay! Just listen to you, let's rob the car with the fresh fruit, and then rob it again."
Li Manzi waved a little finger in front of Li Tao: "No, no, leave the fruit car to her."
Li Tao asked a little puzzled: "Don't you girls like to eat fruits to keep fit?"
"Yeah, I like to eat it, but other girls like it too. Besides, there must not be many fruits in the cafeteria, that is, there are some stocks in the window selling fruit and salad, in other words, they are very rare."
Li Tao looked at her quietly, but still didn't understand what she meant.
"That is to say, the fruit will definitely be ordered by Fang Yueji, who is the commander, and she will definitely eat it. If we take these fruits away, I don't know which one she will eat, and it will easily affect innocent people."
"The more you talk, the more confused I get?" Li Tao scratched his hair and looked at Li Manzi stupidly. Usually Li Manzi should have seen his IQ drop to a negative number. It is rare for him to speak so wisely.
Li Manzi poked his forehead dotingly: "Look at your stupidity, can my wife watch you being bullied, that stinky woman dares to threaten you, can't your wife take revenge on her?"
Li Manzi patted his lower abdomen and continued: "Today is the first day. Auntie has a lot of food. You will find the car with fruit in a while. You cut up all the watermelon and put a layer of sanitary napkins on it... By the way, I found a car with tomato sauce. Also have a small bottle of it, she should squeeze some when she eats salad."
Li Tao: "."
He has a very rich expression. Following Li Manzi's words, he can't help thinking about it. When he picked up the watermelon and gnawed it, Fang Yueji might not be able to see it. He thought it was because the quality of the watermelon was so good, and he wanted to give a thumbs up to the melon farmer. Like it~
Seeing Li Tao's weird expression, Li Manzi thought he was dissatisfied, and continued: "Don't worry, husband, I'll tell her about this when I meet her, and when I'm doing the operation, remember to help me record the video, don't let her deceive herself Chance."
Li Tao said with trembling lips, "Are you a devil?"
"I'm a Husband-guarding Demon~"
……
The efficiency of these people far exceeded Li Tao's estimate. It took a total of 10 minutes from the time this group entered the cafeteria to the orderly sorting and loading of cars.
There were two large green pickup trucks parked outside the cafeteria, and the rest were nine pickup trucks. The number of this group was also about [-] people.
"Han Guguan" Li Tao saw a familiar figure in the crowd. From this point of view, Fang Yueji attaches great importance to food. It is estimated that more than five of these thirty people are second-grade students in Class B, Class C, and Class B. .
With their overall planning, the efficiency at the current level is naturally reasonable, but also, the risk of Li Tao carjacking is very high.
In addition to Han Guguan, Li Tao also saw his classmate Zhang Chenxi, who is also a student of this year's Class C of the School of Mathematics and Physics.
Last time in the hospital, Li Tao didn't really like this person's attitude. Qiu Shuyu's death was related to Han Guguan, Xu Zhenlong, and Zhang Chenxi.
Xu Zhenlong, who took [-]% of the responsibility, died, Han Guguan, who was [-]% responsible, bowed his head and apologized, and this Zhang Chenxi hid in a corner and kept silent at first, but when he learned that Qiu Shuyu was dead, he murmured and complained that the instructor insisted arrange them.
Li Tao looked at it intently for a while, and he could roughly see the relationship between them. There were nine pickup trucks, each of which was organized by a second-level student, and two green pickup trucks belonged to Han Guguan and another second-level student. Responsible.
Coincidentally, the three trucks that Zhang Chenxi was in charge of happened to have cooking utensils such as induction cookers and fruits, but the meat and vegetables were all loaded into the big trucks.
Zhang Chenxi had met Li Tao, and Li Tao just wanted to teach him a lesson because he was unhappy, and he was not prepared to make a vendetta.
"Is there anything to hide your face?" Li Tao turned to look at Li Manzi and asked.
She nodded her head, and took out a bunch of bandages from her pocket: "Don't feel bad about me, it's actually not too uncomfortable. It should be quite fragrant if you wrap it around your face with this extra."
Li Manzi is so smart, of course he understands that Li Tao only wrapped her up one layer just now, and he must have seen how painful it is for her to wrap so many layers, Li Tao can understand that she is already very moved.
Li Tao covered his face with several layers, except for his eyes and nostrils, the rest were covered. If he didn't make a sound, even Han Guguan would not be able to recognize him.
Li Manzi waved his small fist and encouraged: "Come on, mummy hero!"
(End of this chapter)
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