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Chapter 12 Who is the new roommate? !
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A terrible thing happened, that is, the landlord came suddenly.He is extremely tall and fat. If you tell me that he is a sumo wrestler from Japan, I will believe it.And the purpose of this person is to increase the rent!He even put on the face of "if you are not happy, you can move away for me".My uncle, the painter and I were so angry that we wanted to beat him up on the ground. The problem is that such a strong physique always makes us feel like we will be wiped out... After the landlord left, the three of us began to worry about it. discuss.My uncle, the painter and I all moved in because of the cheap rent here, but now the landlord has increased the rent without increasing the amount, it’s really deceiving, and we are all greedy for comfort, and we don’t want to move indiscriminately when we’re used to living in one place, besides Finding a house is also very troublesome now...

At the end of the discussion, the three of us made a major decision: my uncle and I moved to the painter's room.Because the painter's room is the largest, enough for two people, even if the rent is relatively expensive, the uncle and I can afford it as long as we share it equally.In the same way, if the painter lives in either of the rooms we used to live in, not only will he avoid the pain of moving, but the rent will be almost the same as before.We were all happy when we reached a consensus.The painter also patted us on the shoulder kindly and said: "It's good for you, I think you should sleep in the same bed, why separate two rooms?"

... Are you really a painter, sir?I doubt this more and more... You are actually a fan girl!
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Once settled, we started moving.Since it was basically just changing rooms, the process was quick and smooth.When the painter emptied his room, my uncle and I put our things in one by one... there was hardly any space left!The fact that there was really only one bed made us hesitate for a long time.During the period, the uncle tentatively asked: "Otherwise, shall we sleep together?" Because he didn't grasp the tone well when he asked this question, and I heard the feeling of shortness of breath, so I resolutely refused.The final solution is as follows: Divide the original bed into two, place the mattress on the floor for the uncle to sleep on, and me to sleep on the bed with straw mats, and pile some boxes and other sundries under the bed. nailed it.

During this period, the painter came in for a visit, and when he saw our beds, he said in a disappointed tone: "Ah, you slept separately?"

... This person is definitely a doujin girl!

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After the painter left again, I asked my uncle for advice, and said, "Should we put up a sign like 'Painters and dogs are not allowed' at the door?" The uncle said, "You really like joking, don't destroy the harmonious relationship between neighbors." La."

Then when we continued to tidy up the room, we actually found several pencil drawings of two men embracing with the openness of just leaving their mother's belly.

"...This person looks a bit like you." I pointed to one of them and said to the uncle.

"...I also think this person is a bit like you..." The uncle said tremblingly, pointing at the other person.

"Painters and dogs not allowed!" we screamed together.

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In the process of tidying up the room, I received a call from Xiaolu, asking me what I was doing, and I said I was busy moving.Xiaolu was shocked and said, "How long did it take you to move again?" I laughed and said, "It's not as big as you think, it's just because of the bastard landlord, so my uncle and I live in the same room now... "I only heard the sound of the phone falling on the ground from the other end of the phone, and then Xiaolu picked up the phone and asked in a more nervous tone: "Then how do you sleep now?" I looked at the mattress and the bed board and said: "Strictly Speaking of which, we still sleep in the same bed, but as far as the gap is concerned, our positions are one above the other.”

Xiaolu shouted: "No!" and hung up the phone.

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Speaking of which, when the show came in July this year, Xiao Lu once told me with great interest that there was a film she would definitely follow this season.I thought about it carefully, this season seems to have more lily movies than gay movies, what attracted Xiaolu so much interest?Xiaolu said: "The title of that movie has the word 'GAY'! How could I not watch it!" I was shocked when I heard that, and felt that Japan is really degenerate, even if you bow your head to a rotten girl, you shouldn't be so blatant. .Having said that, when I finished the film, I paid special attention to the film that started with GAY.

...Ah?The actual title of that film is "GA Art Department Art Design Class"!Who said it was GAY!Apologize to the art students!

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The first night I shared a room with my uncle, I felt uncomfortable.Although I also experienced living in the same room with many boys when I was in college, but now I am a widow after all, and the meaning is different!I felt nervous for no reason... Even though it was very hot, my lower body was wrapped tightly with a towel like a mummy, and I couldn't sleep until midnight.

At this time the uncle suddenly spoke, and he said, "I don't know why I can't sleep tonight."

I hurriedly said, "Me too, me too."

The uncle said: "But if you have to go to work tomorrow, you should go to bed early."

I said: "It makes sense, you go to sleep quickly."

"Go to sleep first."

"No, you sleep first."

"You're going to sleep, why are you being polite to me?"

"But if you don't sleep, I dare not relax my vigilance..."

"...It's not your turn to say this! Go to sleep!"

Then we laughed together, smiling and smiling, I gradually closed my eyes, and just as I was about to fall asleep, I suddenly heard the uncle ask in a low voice, "Are you asleep?"

"……No."

"Damn! You really are pretending to be asleep, but luckily I was prepared..."

"...Beware of your big cousin!"

This strange atmosphere is all caused by that perverted painter!
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The next morning, my uncle got up earlier than me.His alarm clock woke me up.But when he opened the door and went out, I was still in bed persistently.Only the painter's smiling greeting came from outside the door, and he asked, "Did you sleep well last night?"

The uncle said impatiently: "Good guy."

"Didn't sleep all night?"

"more or less."

"But you still have to go to work during the day."

"Yeah, but he just won't let me sleep well."

"Hey, he is younger than you after all, so he has more energy than you..."

...What the hell have I done to hear such a conversation so early in the morning!

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I saw an American news in the newspaper, to the effect that a man who was originally a woman and then became a man was recently pregnant. I was amazed to see it.At this moment the painter came to fetch the newspaper, and I handed it to him and pointed him to the startling piece of news.After the artist read it carefully, I excitedly asked him what he thought, and the artist said: "Okay, who do you and your uncle plan to get pregnant in the future?"

...It's my fault. I shouldn't look at other people's happiness with a curious eye.

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Since our new room is relatively large, I always feel that something is missing when I look at the empty walls in all directions.It just so happens that the samples I get when I write manuscripts for anime magazines always come with a lot of posters. It would be a waste not to post them. I decided to make the best use of them and fill the entire room with those posters!When I told the uncle, he also agreed very much, so after one night, there was basically no gap left on the wall of the room.

"There is one more, how about sticking it on the door?" I pointed to a folded poster in my hand.

"Okay, just put it on the door." The uncle smiled heartily.

I spread out the poster, and it was a photo of the twin brothers in "Yoran High School Male Public Relations Department" embracing affectionately with extremely ambiguous lips and a posture of only [-] centimeters away from each other.

"...Are you sure you want to post it?" I asked.

"...Absolutely not! Are you afraid that others will not know that we are gay?!" said the uncle.

So I folded the poster.After a while, I thought of something, pointed at the uncle and said, "Is there something wrong with what you just said?"

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You know, when boys get together, there are always some private things to say that are inconvenient for girls to hear. After hearing these words, girls will definitely hide their faces and say "Boys are so horny..." or something like that, but when it comes to boys It is said that this is a kind of fun!If you don't believe me, look at those college male dormitories, they are basically full of perverts!

Since my uncle and I now live under the same roof, we are determined to face that topic calmly.Because we are all healthy men!isn't it?Besides, we don't have any chance to stay alone in this room, so what if we don't reach a consensus as soon as possible!

So that night, when the uncle said to me heartily, "I downloaded a porn movie! Let's watch it together tonight!", I gratefully held his hand and said, "Yes!"

I really want that painter to see what we're doing!How masculine, how normal our behavior is!Let's see who dares to say we are gay again!I thought so when I focused my expectant eyes on the monitor with my uncle.

At this time, a scene of a pair of strong men hugging and kissing appeared on the screen.

We were silent for a few seconds, and the uncle clapped the case: "Damn! It's actually a fake seed! I made a fucking mistake!"

"No! Don't say it anymore! Don't say it anymore!" I rushed out of the door in grief and indignation. This incident hit me too hard!

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By the way, don’t we have three bedrooms and one living room? Now that my uncle and the painter and I have occupied two of them, there is still one vacant, which must still be rented out.The landlord No. [-] machine is not there, so the job of recruiting naturally falls to the landlord No. [-] machine painter.One day the painter told us: "There may be new tenants moving in recently." After we knew about it, we told the painter to find a good-tempered and easy-to-get along with.The painter laughed and said that our situation is like this anyway, I will tell him the truth, and I will tell him what kind of roommate we like, and I hope that people who come to rent the house can accept it, so that we can get along happily.My uncle and I nodded in agreement.

As a result, people have been coming to see the house recently, and my uncle and I can meet a new face almost every day when we go home.We usually smile at each other politely, and he smiles at us too.There were men and women, but none of them became our roommates.I am very puzzled by this, why are all the tenants so picky now?The painter shrugged and said that sometimes there is nothing to do if they don't get along.

One weekend, my uncle and I were reading comics in the room, leisurely and very comfortable, suddenly there was a sound in the living room, we pricked up our ears, and we heard that another person came to rent the house, and then the artist introduced the situation of the house to him: Here is the kitchen for cooking, here is the toilet with a washing machine, here is the living room and the TV is shared... Then, he should point to our room and say that this is a room for a young couple.

I fell to the ground with my uncle.Oh shit, no wonder no one wants to move in!Otherwise, I wouldn't want to move into a house with gay guys!There's nothing you can do if you don't get along, you did it on purpose, right?You did it on purpose!

The uncle and I pushed the door angrily and went out, only to see a handsome, weak and bookish boy standing next to the tall and strong painter.When he saw us, he opened his mouth wide in surprise and asked the painter, "Is this young couple male?"

The painter nodded earnestly and solemnly, and said to the new tenants and us: "Since we are roommates, we should treat each other honestly..."

My uncle and I were about to join hands to make this abnormal painter into body art, but the boy smiled with relief, and then he said to me and my uncle: "That's right. I decided to live in. Please take care of me! Well, I Same as you."

(End of this chapter)