Otaku man rotten goddess horse is the most annoying

Chapter 6 Mom went to buy ice cream meow~
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I went shopping with my uncle, and met a young loli on the way. She was less than 5 years old and was crying at the moment. Kindly, we judged that she was separated from her parents, so we knelt down and prepared Learn from Lei Feng to do good deeds.At this time, the uncle suddenly said: "This loli should be cute with cat ears."

When I saw it, ah, really, this loli has a round face and big eyes, and her quality is very good.So I took out the cat ear headgear I just bought at a boutique for 10 yuan, and the uncle took out a cat tail and helped Loli put it on together.In an instant, a cute little cat girl appeared in front of our eyes.She looked at us timidly, as if she was so frightened that she even forgot to wipe the tears on her face.

I asked her, "little sister, where is your mother?"

Little Lolita said timidly: "Mom... went to buy ice cream..."

The uncle frowned and said, "You should add meow at the end of the sentence."

Little Lolita was stupid again, so the uncle showed her a demonstration: "You have to say, 'Mom is going to buy ice cream~' Come on, talk about it."

I interrupted: "Remember to put your hands in the shape of claws, it's even better when you twist and talk."

We said together: "Come on! Say 'Mom is going to buy ice cream~'."

Little Loli cried, crying very loudly, and her crying attracted many people, including a woman holding ice cream in both hands and looking at Little Loli's ears and tail with an expression of disbelief.

If my uncle and I hadn't run fast, we might have been arrested.

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The uncle loves "Four Leaves Sister", and every night after taking a bath and changing clothes, he will hold a copy of "Four Leaves" to read, as pious as a Muslim reciting the Qur'an.

I told my girlfriend Xiao Lu about this, and Xiao Lu said: "He is really a big otaku."

"That's right. He always thinks of himself as Clover's father. Every time he wants to watch "Four Leaves", he will say: Clover, Dad is here."

"Hey! How disgusting! Is there really no one who can remind this otaku to be normal?"

"Yes!" I said, "every time I heard him say that, I would severely correct him: Yotsuba has only one father, and that is me!"

Xiaolu hung up the phone.

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An uncle who is over 30 years old and has no girlfriend finally got a chance to go on a blind date. It is said that this person was introduced by his relatives, with good features and outstanding personality.If he can win, he is really the best candidate for his wife, for which the uncle is full of ambition.After coming back, the uncle described to me the whole process of the blind date.

They met in a high-end restaurant, and the uncle dressed like a dog met the girl who caught his eye.

Then they began to eat. During the dinner, the uncle kept thinking about what topic to talk about. After much deliberation, he decided to start with anime. After all, the most important thing for two people to be together is to share similar interests.

To his surprise, that girl is also an anime fan!As soon as she heard that the uncle watched anime, she showed a surprised expression and asked him what he likes to watch.

"I like the OP best!" said the uncle.

"The OP's characters are so ugly." The girl said, "I like tutoring the most!"

"What? How dare you say that the OP's character is ugly? Have you ever seen this work? Zhuo Luo is so handsome! The empress is so cute!" The uncle couldn't tolerate someone insulting his favorite.

"Senior Hibari is the most handsome! And Tsuna! And Rokudoku!" said the girl.

"The kind of work that serves fangirls can't be compared with OP. I'd rather watch Death than watch Tutor's scumbag!" the uncle said viciously.

"You..." The girl stood up awkwardly, splashed coffee on the uncle's face, and walked away angrily.

After returning, the uncle received a call from that relative and asked, "How is it? Did you have a good talk?"

"It's no joke, and the outlook on life is completely different." The uncle said seriously.

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When "The Virgin Mary Is Above" first came out, my uncle said to me: "There seems to be something missing in this title..."

"What's missing?"

"There should be a question in front, right?"

"ask?"

"Like one person asks: 'How's the toilet?' and the other replies: 'Goddess of God'."

"...you will be sent to the Inquisition..."

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My uncle and I are both OP diehards. The Chinese version of this manga is updated every Thursday, and the information will come out on Wednesday, but we all refrain from reading it.

However, I received a text message from my uncle on Wednesday: "Ace is Roger's son!"

I hurriedly texted back to yell, because he actually spoiled such a serious information, the uncle said wrongedly that he was also leaked by others, because he was too shocked, so he couldn't help sharing it with me.

In order to retaliate against the uncle, the next week, I broke my rules and read the information first, and then texted him: "Whitebeard is a person with the power of the earthquake fruit!" The uncle replied in grief and indignation: "Don't take someone like you! "

In the next week, the uncle spoiled me again: "Hawkeye's slash was blocked by a diamond fruit capable person!" "Damn! It's only Tuesday and you spoiled me!"

So the next week, I squatted at the One Piece bar to collect information from Monday, just to tell him a little earlier than the uncle, "Ma is a phoenix fruit capable person!"

……

This war without benevolence and righteousness has caused us to be quite unsurprised by the recent OP.

(End of this chapter)