Shushan Wushen

Chapter 546 Jiao Laodao

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If Sanjiao Town is compared to Jianghu, then Lin Xifeng is undoubtedly a hero who has been famous for a long time in this Jianghu.

Lin Xifeng is a famous scholar with great ability.

He sneered and said indifferently: "Jiao Dianlun, I rode a green bull out of Hangu Pass..."

Jiao Laodao was actually angry, "Bah! Who are you? Do you have green cattle in your family? Are you bragging?"

This is obviously nonsense.Disappointment appeared in Tang Dahai's eyes.The look at Jiao Laodao also became indifferent.

Lin Xifeng smiled mockingly, but did not correct him.As soon as these words came out, Jiao Laodao lost everything.How can there be a Taoist who doesn't know that the founder is Lao Tzu Li Er?
"I don't speak a word, strange, powerful, chaotic, god!... Understand?"

This sentence is the most lethal.Lin Xifeng's correct punctuation, if Jiao Laodao still can't catch up, then there is no doubt that it is really lip service.

Sure enough, an unhealthy blush appeared on Jiao Laodao's greasy face, and he looked very angry.

"Understood? Don't use this kind of tone to talk to the poor! Every single word bang shows that you have a strong aura and are awesome! Tang Dahai, hurry up and tell you what's going on. It's about noon, and it's about time." It's cloudy. A good time should be matched with an auspicious time!"

Lin Xifeng refrained from being bitter and mean, and looked at Tang Dahai calmly. Undoubtedly, this was Mr. Lin's test of Tang Dahai.

If Tang Dahai insists on going his own way, he will not change his original intention.Then the boat of friendship between the Lin family and the Tang family capsized.The lesser of two evils.This is an easy choice for anyone.

"Do you also believe the gossip and gossip of those secular people about the poor? Killing people with rumors!" Jiao Laodao looked indignant.It seems very innocent.

Tang Chen didn't think too much about it.He was still thinking about the dry well under the floor.So many big boys and little boys are still chained and locked up.

"Then go in and have a look!"

There is nothing wrong with Tang Chen's words.After all, a five-year-old child!
Lin Xifeng was heartbroken, and beat his chest: "Tang Chen! I like you. I want to cultivate you. Can you listen to uncle?"

And at this time, without waiting for Tang Chen to respond.The scene at that time was that Jiao Laodao had already taken out a compass from his tattered and dirty gossip robe, strided forward, muttered something, raised his fingers mysteriously, squinted his eyes, and rushed towards the east room.

"Pfft~!"

His Jiao Laodao's soles didn't fit perfectly with the uppers, his mouth was open, and Jiao Laodao's legs were raised exaggeratedly, which caused the shoes to pass by, the soles of his shoes got stuck on the threshold, his feet lost balance, and he stuck his head on the ground.

Chi Chi....

There was a big hole in the head.

"It's this trick again!" Tang Dahai became angry immediately, and he stretched out his foot to kick Old Jiao.But Lin Xifeng grabbed his arm with quick hands and quick eyes.

"Don't pull me!" Tang Dahai turned his head and struggled with his arms.

Lin Xifeng shook his head.He looked directly at Tang Dahai.Tang Dahai looked at Lin Xifeng with deep meaning in his eyes, very calm.Slightly stunned, he immediately woke up.Take a few steps back and keep a distance.

Jiao Laodao did exactly what Mr. Lin said.Extremely unbearable.He became a monk when he was a teenager, and later hooked up with a wealthy widow with considerable assets, and resolutely returned to vulgarity.

Unexpectedly, this product is not used for farming. In a few years, the widow's solid family fortune will be wiped out.Husband and wife, there is no rice to cook, and their popularity is stinky.The widow starved to death.

Jiao Dianlun was stealthy and survived tenaciously.But human patience is limited after all.On a dark and windy night.A sack caught him....

In desperation, Jiao Dianlun had no choice but to return to the dilapidated small temple.Re-accumulate home....

Jiao Laodao is such a guy.Call it a rogue.Even if he was wearing a robe, he was just a strange Taoist priest.Once invited to perform spells, geomancy or acupressure, all the lions will open their mouths.

He ran into someone who had doubts about him, Jiao Laodao.Jiao Laodao was also afraid that people would look down on him and find fault with him.No money.So this guy will definitely find an opportunity to use his means to get hurt, half-covered blackmail...

Tang Dahai was not ignorant, and Jiao Laodao was already notorious.This method has been around for a long time.Tang Dahai was furious immediately.

Lin Xifeng had expected it a long time ago, so he held Tang Dahai back.

Tang Dahai sternly reprimanded: "Jiao Laodao, if you can watch it, you can watch it! If you can't, please go back!"

Jiao Laodao had already stood up, but when he heard this, he plopped!He lay on the ground again, foaming at the mouth, and his hands and feet twitched.Kick your legs.

Tang Dahai was furious and made a gesture to suppress it.Lin Xifeng pulled him back again, and said in a deep voice, "Don't fall into the trap!"

"Keep your distance!" Mrs. Lin added.

Tang Dahai came to his senses, instead of rushing forward, he took a few steps back.

Jiao Laodao acted for a long time as if bewitched.See nobody pays attention.Trembling, he took out a piece of yellow paper in his pocket.Shake against the wind.Shaking a few times...

Chi~!

The yellow paper ignited without fire.

It's miraculous.Jin Chan was shocked.Tang Dahai was also confused.

Lin Xifeng whispered: "There is white phosphorus on the yellow paper, which has a very low ignition point. If it is rubbed in the air, it will burn when the temperature exceeds forty degrees. It's not that magical!"

"Oh!"

Everyone suddenly realized.Only the corner of Lin Jingran's mouth showed a hint of complacency.Showing off to Lin Jingxian: "Our class just finished the alchemy class."

"The alchemy class is so amazing?" Lin Jingxian looked adoring.

Jiao Laodao's methods have been exhausted.One turned over and landed on the back, the carp straightened up, rubbing~!stood up.

"Old Tang Tang, you evil spirit in the East House is too powerful. There are countless numbers. Even a Taoist expert with advanced magic like me lost his way just now. After a fierce fight, I lost at least 30 years of my practice. Sigh ~! It is a pity that my master left me... the most holy, the highest, the most precious Dao Talisman! Burning Dao Talisman, saved my life!"

Tang Dahai curled his lips and looked at him coldly.Not a word.Jiao Laodao had a profound routine, shook the broken whisk in his hand, and said loudly:
"The east house of the Tang family is the land of the five cripples. It is very dangerous because of its suffocation. At the beginning, Hao Yunlai never listened to my suggestion to get married here and raise children here. As a result, his family's eldest and younger sons fell in love with each other. Five residual evil spirits. Who in Sanjiao Town doesn't know? It's really embarrassing!"

If Tang Dahai hadn't been exposed by Lin Xifeng's trick of the white phosphorous yellow paper before, he would definitely have been tricked when he thought of Hao Yunlai's big boy and little boy at this moment.

With a cold smile, Tang Dahai's face showed ridicule.Neither respond nor comment.

Jiao Laodao couldn't help it now.

He pondered: "That's all! I see Tang Dahai, you don't believe in my Taoist spells. Then set up an altar to do it. If you want to do it, the poor Taoist will do it for you. It is a waste of my most precious Taoist talisman You should give Pindao a compensation for this matter."

(End of this chapter)