American TV series Detective's Daily Life

"Why are there so many children in his family?"

Jane said casually: "If you can't afford it, just have fewer children. There's something wrong with running an illegal daycare class in the basement."

"His family is Jewish."

Chuck was concise and to the point.

"..."

Jane looked at Chuck who said nothing with a question mark on his face: "Then what?"

Chuck glanced at her but said nothing.

"Is there any common sense in this that I don't know about?"

Jane complained: "What does his Jewish family have to do with raising six children without money?"

“The Jews are the ones who most actively promote the ideas of lace, gayness, and non-marriage and childbearing.”

Seeing that she really didn't understand, Chuck added.

"...Is there something wrong with me?"

Jane rubbed her temples and said speechlessly: "Let me explain. First, you said that his family is Jewish, so even if he has no money, he has to raise more children, and then he said that he is the most active in promoting the concept of not having children, such as lace, gays, and non-marital infertility. They are also Jewish, what do you mean...what do you mean? Did I hear wrongly, or are they schizophrenic in the eyes of others?"

"Think about it."

Chuck glanced at her, said something, and continued driving.

Jane was startled and sat upright slightly. She felt that it was neither that she heard wrong nor that she was schizophrenic, but that there was some rationality that she had not thought of. So she quickly started thinking, took a deep breath, visualized and The scene of Chuck doing the experiment quickly entered the perspective of passive multi-angle observation.

"You mean to say that they not only have more children, but also promote extreme ideas to induce others to not have children, and then hope to reverse the lack of racial numbers through positive and negative reactions?"

Jane thought thoughtfully: "But that's not right. I saw Detective Rostenkoski wearing a cross. He should be a Catholic."

“Not all Jewish families practice Judaism.”

Chuck said: "Judaism has many classics and complicated doctrines, while Catholicism has a single Bible that is popular all over the world. It is simple and easy to understand. All you need to do is say to abide by the Ten Commandments. After breaking the precepts, you can immediately get salvation by repenting. If you go out and come back again, you will not be afraid of secular people." Is it much friendlier than Judaism, or is it still a mainstream denomination with social attributes? Is it strange that the Rostenkoski family does not believe in Judaism but instead embraces Catholicism?”

"Not weird, not weird."

Jane smiled bitterly.

"Remember Sheldon Cooper?"

Chuck glanced at her.

"Remember."

Jian nodded and said with a smile: "Anyone who has seen that little guy will have a hard time forgetting him."

"He's from Texas, like me."

Chuck said as he drove: “Two years ago, because his mother, a devout believer, wouldn’t let him play the Dungeons \u0026 Dragons board game with demonic elements, he became interested in religion and wanted to learn about Judaism.

Then his grandmother took him to one of her boyfriends, Ila, the only local Jew, to ask him what it was like to practice Judaism.

Ila told him that he didn’t feel good and that he didn’t recommend him to believe because his whole life was restricted by rotten and meaningless doctrines. He couldn’t do this or that, and he couldn’t even go to a cool country club. "

"Did he really say that?"

Jane said with a smile: "It seems that he really likes little Sheldon's grandmother, otherwise it would be impossible for such a person to tell the truth to outsiders."

"Little Sheldon's grandmother is a heartthrob among old men."

Chuck nodded: "The effect of attracting old men with high IQs is doubled!"

"Then what?"

Jane asked curiously: "Little Sheldon doesn't want to believe in Judaism?"

"No."

Chuck shook his head: "Ila named Jewish celebrities. In addition to Jesus, there are also William Shatner (player of Captain Kirk in the old version of Star Trek) and Leonard Nimoy (player of Spock). Later, these two were Little Sheldon’s favorite TV stars, not to mention that Einstein and other scientific luminaries were also Jewish, so he immediately wanted to believe in Judaism.”

"Then what?"

Jane listened with great interest.

"Then Ila asked the key question."

Chuck said: "He asked little Sheldon, are you going to stay in Texas when you grow up? Little Sheldon said it was possible, and then he strongly suggested that little Sheldon follow his parents and continue to believe in Catholicism, preferably wearing a When he went to the cross, there was not a single Jew in the area, so he was unfortunately sent to station and preach, and then he began to speak the truth about those anti-religious tendencies.”

"puff!"

Jane laughed out loud: "This guy is quite funny."

“Think about what lies beneath the amuse.”

Chuck reminded: "The core of comedy is tragedy. Now do you still think it's strange that the Rostenkoski family does not believe in Judaism but believes in Catholicism?"

"It's not weird anymore."

Jane completely understood that for most people, it didn’t matter what they believed in, but they had to follow the herd, otherwise they would be ostracized and live like the king of comedy (tragedy).

It was already early morning when we returned to the mountainside villa.

Jane, who had managed to hold on until now, said good night and went to the guest room. She wanted to sleep very much now.

"Go wash up!"

Chuck stopped her.

"I'd rather go to sleep."

Jane yawned.

"No!"

Chuck shook his head.

"Why?"

Jane looked over in surprise: "You don't have to sleep in the guest room... Do you want to sleep in the guest room?"

He said this with hope in his eyes.

The guest room had gone through a routine experiment before and had not been cleaned at all. To her, it didn't matter, but if Chuck suddenly wanted to sleep with her, she would definitely be energetic and clean it immediately.

"No!"

Chuck shook his head: "After washing, let's go to the master bedroom."

"real?"

Jane was overjoyed and a little incredible.

Before thinking about it, Chuck had always either left or let her go afterward. There was no such thing as sharing the same bed... Auntie was indeed right, she should have come here long ago!

"I'm going right away!"

Jane went to wash up happily.

When she finished the cleaning process and came to the master bedroom, she saw Chuck pressing the timer. She was surprised and worried at the same time: "Come again?"

"You will now be my assistant detective."

Chuck said straightforwardly: "My real detective assistant Jane Banner, fighting on foot, water, car, horse, day and night, she can do it all, and she is perfect in all of it, no one except Jane, the newbie of the FBI, can do it all." ·As far as Banner can tell, it’s already early in the morning, and a new day brings a new training schedule!”

"..."

Faced with Chuck who said such a thing so seriously, Jian was speechless and could only accept the training in a funny way.

The next day.

Just as she was sleeping soundly, she was awakened again. When she opened her eyes, she saw Chuck standing in front of her. She was immediately startled and blurted out: "I am not a Jew!"

She really didn't want to do human-making training anymore.

"It's getting late, it's time to continue investigating the case."

Chuck ignored her abnormal reaction, warned her, and left.

In the past, she and her experimental subjects had always been together briefly, never lasting more than 11 days at a time. Now that Jane wanted to be his detective assistant, it was perfect for a long-term experiment.

Just as he told Jane in the early morning, he already had a complete set of experimental procedures, which he finalized when he asked his secretary Helen to book a plane ticket for Jane.

Last night's test and the extra class test in the early morning were not ideal for Chuck.

The words that blurted out just now also proved that Jane was indeed not as powerful as she thought.

Jane lay there, looking at Chuck's leaving back, a wry smile appeared on the corner of her mouth. She never thought that she, who was supposed to be so talented, would be so weak.

This is so unreasonable!

Countless thoughts flashed through her mind. After a while, Jane forced herself to stand up. The idea that 'aunt is indeed right, she should have come a long time ago' was no longer so certain.

The Dunphy family.

Claire didn't sleep well all night, and she almost had an accident while making breakfast for her three children in the morning. Her husband Phil, a good husband, stepped in and pushed her to the sofa to let her rest. He accepted the task of making breakfast for the children. But the hurried look was not much better than that of his wife who was in a trance.

"Mom, how was last night?"

The three children got up and went downstairs one after another, washed and had breakfast before going to school. The eldest daughter Hailey couldn't wait to ask: "Have you met Detective Chuck?"

"seen."

Claire bit her nails, looking troubled.

"what happened?"

The second daughter Alex said in surprise.

"nothing."

Claire didn't want to affect the children's schooling, so she shook her head and refused to say anything.

"ok."

Seeing this, the second daughter Alex shrugged and went to wash up.

"What did Detective Chuck say?"

The eldest daughter Hailey said with a gossipy face: "Did he solve the case? Who is the suspect?"

"..."

Claire became even more depressed when she saw her eldest daughter Hailey looking like she would immediately spread the gossip after she found out about it at school.

She wanted to yell: "Your mother and I have been treated as a suspect! Go gossip!"

But she was afraid of scaring her youngest son Luke, so she held back.

"The police will report the progress of the matter."

Phil listened to his wife nagging and complaining all night, and he knew his wife's thoughts best, so he quickly answered: "Hurry up and eat the loving breakfast made by dad, and then go to school!"

After sending the three children away, Gloria, accompanied by an old white man, walked in with angry shouts and shouted to Claire: "Can you believe it, they actually suspected that I gave Scarlett Providing calves for sale just because I’m from Colombia!”

"They also suspected that I was poisoned because of the election conflict."

Claire immediately complained.

"They were just doing a routine investigation."

The old white man Jie could only comfort his daughter Claire and his beloved wife Gloria in a gentle voice: "You think too much."

"Oh, is it so?"

Gloria stared: "Why don't they do this to us first when they don't conduct routine investigations on others? You always said that Detective Chuck used to be your accountant. How come you are so familiar with each other, but why does he not give you any face at all?" "

"That's what Chuck is like."

At this time, a man with blond curly hair walked in with a smile: "Even if he is dad's accountant now, he will still have this attitude. He is the most professional."

He is Claire's biological brother, Mitchell, the son of old white man Jay.

"Stop your expression."

A tall, fat man behind him gave Mitchell a dissatisfied look.

"Xiao Ka, what's your expression?"

Mitchell's eyes flickered.

"You know the look."

The old white man's 'daughter-in-law', Mitchell's fencing partner, tall, fat and gay Cameron said dissatisfiedly.

"Xiao Ka, you misunderstood."

Mitchell explained: "You also know that I graduated from Columbia University Law School and I admire people with high IQs, and Chuck is definitely the one with the best IQ."

"Oh, please!"

Cameron sneered: "So what if I have a high IQ? Everyone has their own advantages and is the protagonist of the world. You don't care about the high IQ of Detective Chuck at all, but you care about how handsome and cool he is! Admit it. !”

"The world is not centered around you."

Although the old white man Jie had no choice but to accept his son's marriage, it was still difficult to watch the two jealous bickering in front of him.

"As long as I think about it, the world is centered on me."

The tall and plump Cameron raised his orchid fingers and turned slightly sideways, showing himself confidently.

"Damn it! This is a murder case, and I'm involved!"

Claire couldn't bear it any longer and yelled frantically.

"Don't worry, dear."

The old white man Jie stepped forward and hugged his daughter: "I already called Chuck and invited him to have dinner. Although the time was postponed until after the case was concluded, he agreed. This is the best proof, isn't it?"

"Chuck is coming to our dinner party?"

Mitchell exclaimed in surprise.

"..."

The old white man Jie wanted to say that this was just a small family dinner involving his and Claire's families, and that there was nothing going on without Mitchell and his family, but when he saw his son's eyes of surprise and expectation, all he could say was: " yes."

"I can help prepare the dinner."

Cameron, who was tall and plump, raised his orchid-fingered hand.

"No!"

Mitchell thought of something and quickly interrupted: "I believe Claire can handle it, right?"

"What do you mean?"

The tall and fat Cameron shouted dissatisfied: "You don't believe me? Oh, oh, I understand. You think I'm too dramatic, don't you?"

"I don't."

Mitchell said this, but looked directly away from him, obviously recognizing Cameron's self-evaluation.

Others were not so disguised, with expressions in their eyes that said, "You are so dramatic and exaggerated."

"No need for you!"

The old white man Jie agreed.

"Why?"

Cameron looked at his father-in-law. He knew what others thought of him, but he didn't believe that others dared to say it in front of him.

"Because you are too dramatic and exaggerated!"

The old white man Jie did not give him face, and said angrily: "What do you think, you are the center of the world? The center of this dinner is Chuck, Claire, Gloria and others, it has nothing to do with you! And Chuck When he comes over, he won’t shake your hand. I tell you clearly that this is not directed at you or you people. He does this to everyone, but will you believe it? No, you definitely won’t believe it! Then you will make a grandiose stunt and dwell on this topic, forcing Chuck to compromise with you and apologize, otherwise you will be homophobic."

Speaking of this, he shouted irritably: "Damn it! Just because I have to take care of your dramatic and exaggerated extreme emotions, last time I went to England on a business trip and someone touched me, I had to first consider whether there was any problem with the other person's orientation. Only then do you dare to express your dissatisfaction. This hurts your feelings, that hurts your feelings, in the end, as long as you don’t like it, it hurts your feelings, and the world will indeed revolve around you!"

"Wow."

The tall and plump Cameron clutched his chest and looked at his furious father-in-law with a hurt expression: "It's really hurt!"

The old white man Jie spread his hands towards Cameron to show everyone what he meant.

"We are already vulnerable, we feel offended, and we must be brave enough to speak out in order to change the world's views."

Cameron retorted.

"yes."

The old white man Jie sneered: "You are weak. If you feel offended, you must speak up bravely. What about the silent majority? We must endure your more and more extreme voices. In the end, as long as we don't support you, they will appear anytime and anywhere." Silence without any inclination is also an offense, right? At that time, there will be no vulnerable group, it is clearly the center of the world, the privileged group!"

"Wow."

Cameron looked at his partner Mitchell: "Did you see what your dad was saying? Who are we in his eyes? Who is being dramatic now?"

"Xiao Ka, stop talking."

Mitchell had a headache to smooth things over.

Although his father's words were unpleasant, they also made him a little ashamed, because to a certain extent, what his father said hit the nail on the head.

Not only is Cameron's drama exaggerated, but according to his father's words, he is also the same. Not long ago, they just adopted a Vietnamese girl Lily. When they came back on the plane, everyone at first praised Lily for being cute. Then when they saw the wife's card, After Mellon appeared, he stopped talking.

Then he became extremely sensitive, as if any look or expression from others was discriminating against them. When the newly boarded plane saw Lily and praised her, "Look at this girl holding a puff (something to eat, it also has a sissy meaning in English)" , he directly made a speech in public, criticizing everyone for discriminating against them, and finally found out that people just thought Lily holding the puffs was cute.

Finally, the entire plane became unusually quiet.

And this kind of 'speech' is what they are best at and use the most. It has become a special term 'speech'.

Now that my father has said this, this kind of 'speech' seems to have become a tool for bullying and discrimination against the silent majority, and these vulnerable groups seem to have become bullies.

The key point is that this shouldn't be the idea of ​​my father alone. Could it be the idea shared by the silent majority?

Thinking about Chuck, who had always been silent towards him, and thinking about the unusually quiet five hours on the plane after he insisted on giving a speech, this feeling was really terrible.