American TV series Detective's Daily Life

"come on!"

Ross shouted: "I know we had some disagreements before, but after all, I am Monica's brother, why can't you be my connection?"

"I can."

Chuck said bluntly: "But I don't want to."

"..."

Ross immediately looked at Monica for help.

He was immediately frightened when Chuck said this, especially when he had a near-death experience.

And of course he would hire professional security personnel in the future, but he was really worried about being hacked.

It's not like this hasn't happened before.

There are even many means waiting for him that he can't even imagine.

He felt half happy and half frightened now.

In his social circle, it seems that only Chuck can really be relied on... although he was very unhappy because of Chuck's awesomeness before.

"Chuck, stop scaring him."

Monica smiled and smoothed things over: "Ross, don't you look at it. If it weren't for Chuck, would you still be here well now?"

"yes."

Rachel smiled and said, "If you were not Monica's biological brother, we would have called the police after you disappeared for more than two days and it would have been too late."

"indeed."

Ross glanced at Chuck with a smile, then thought of something, and looked at his old friends with wide eyes: "Why did it take you two days to realize that I was missing?!"

"You still have the nerve to say that."

Monica immediately responded: "Why didn't you send any news back after you were entangled with that woman? It lasted two days! What were you thinking about?"

"What else can you think of?"

Chandler joked: "Of course it's a rush!"

"..."

Rose's face darkened.

But when she thought that those two days were indeed like this, especially when she thought that the judge had declared the marriage invalid after knowing the truth of the matter, and Wei Qi got nothing, she couldn't help but feel a hint of pride on her lips.

Um.

No matter which country we are in, the weakness of human nature is long live Bai Piao!

All he lost was his dignity.

But what he got was a two-day VIP one-stop free service.

In order to completely tie him to the bed, Wei Qi used all kinds of methods, and the taste of it was hard to explain to outsiders.

Huh!

wrong!

It must be said that when only Chandler, Joey and other men are present, he must say it loudly!

It’s so cool, it’s so cool!

When he became a sage, he immediately thought of contacting his old friends to share, but unfortunately Wei Qi stopped him.

Even in order to force him out of the sage-speaking state, Wei Qi not only used her own efforts, but also cleverly used Chuck's gossip news to stimulate him.

Even if he was told to take the little blue pill with just one sentence, he would persist to the end.

Detective Chuck can do it, can't you?

It's a pity that this only lasted for two days, and then it was no longer useful, and then the new Mrs. Vicki Geller was completely murderous.

"Look at that expression, I want to hear the details."

Chandler pointed at Rose's eyes.

"Stop making trouble and let's get down to business."

Monica was not in as good a mood as them, and was still worried about her brother's safety: "Chuck, what do you think Ross should do."

"I said it was useless. It was his own decision."

Chuck shook his head.

"He listens to you!"

Monica looked at Ross fiercely and kept winking at her brother, forcing him to express his stance.

"Ahem."

Ross was a little carried away by the white pleasure. He couldn't let go for a while. He said with an air of dignity: "Chuck, just say it."

Chuck didn't speak, just looked at him.

"Don't mention donating money."

Chandler immediately leaned into Rose's face knowingly and added what Rose didn't say.

"It's not that I don't want to donate money..."

Ross immediately felt confused: "I just donate 100 million or that 100 million at every turn. My money didn't come from the strong wind...Besides throwing money away, is there any other good way?"

"Don't be in a hurry to accept the award. You still have 6 months to think about this issue."

Chuck said calmly: "In these six months, for Monica's sake, I can basically make sure you are fine."

There is a time limit for receiving Powerball prizes in the United States, which varies from state to state. Some are 90 days, some are 180 days, and some are a year.

"How do you do that?"

Ross asked subconsciously.

"Have you heard of Journey to the West?"

Chuck asked.

"Hey, I still know this."

Ross smiled proudly and said: "We who engage in archaeology also have to communicate with colleagues from all over the world, including those from the East Kingdom.

I heard them mention this novel, especially the monsters in it. I doubted that they were ancient giant creatures like dinosaurs. "

"As long as you know."

Chuck didn't ask him what he knew, and said expressionlessly: "There is Tang Monk inside, and your current situation is very similar to him.

Monk Tang's journey to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures was just a small test at first, but one day suddenly a saying came out, saying that eating Monk Tang's meat can lead to immortality.

Then more and more demons and ghosts became interested in Tang Seng.

Because Tang Monk did not listen to others' advice, he was often captured by monsters.

But they never ate him immediately, and were rescued by the protagonist every time.

You have now won a huge prize of 2.04 billion U.S. dollars. Just like Tang Monk, it was rumored that Tang Monk's meat can live forever, attracting the interest of countless demons and ghosts.

And you are indeed like Tang Seng who is unwilling to listen to others' advice, always feeling that you can still resist.

Even if you haven't received the prize yet, even if those people arrest you, they won't kill you immediately and will give you a certain amount of time to rescue you. "

"On condition that you don't get married again."

Chandler couldn't help but mocked: "Otherwise, the third or more Mrs. Rose Geller would like to inherit everything as a widow... As long as you don't get married, Chuck can save you, don't worry."

"I see!"

Monica's eyes lit up: "Ross, you should choose to receive it long-term. If you receive it separately for thirty years, you will receive a small amount of 70 million per year, which is enough for all your expenses.

In this way, not only can you receive the full amount of the 2.04 billion U.S. dollars, but it can also satisfy the greed of various people. Even if you are caught, there will be enough time for me to ask Chuck to rescue you. "

"If you leave that much money there without claiming it, it will have to be divided over thirty years. Who knows when the lottery company will go bankrupt, and I don't know whether I will still be able to get the money by then."

Ross was a little hesitant. Seeing his sister glaring at him for not doing this or that, he said weakly: "Besides, I'm not exactly the same as this Tang Monk, right? Let's think about it again..."

"It's indeed different. When Tang Seng was arrested, he would sometimes attract beautiful female fairies to favor him because of his outstanding appearance, hoping to gain both men and wealth."

Chuck corrected: "And if you were caught, no beautiful female elf would look at you like that. Don't you really think that Wei Qi didn't hesitate to do something cruel because you were extremely stingy and wanted to be the widow?"

"..."

Rose's face suddenly darkened.

He knew what Chuck meant.

"It seems you understand."

Chuck nodded: "You can't count on beautiful female fairies. Those powerful fairies who are not good at meat and vegetables want you to be their bride, and you probably don't want to.

In such a high-interest crime, violence is inevitable, and once violence occurs, various unpredictable accidents will occur.

Just like almost all the goblins in Journey to the West who catch Tang Seng, their first reaction is to wait for the protagonist to come to rescue them. Only after they are sure that the protagonist can help them, will they consider eating Tang Seng's meat.

But there are always a few wild goblins who don't understand the rules, or a few goblins who are too old to think that the protagonist can't do anything to him. When they catch Tang Monk, they wash them off and put them in a steamer to steam them and eat them.

So I can only say that before you receive the award, don’t get married for the third or fourth time quickly, as I am very sure that I can save you.

But I'm not 100% sure.

And after you receive the award, even if you choose to receive the award for a long time, I have absolutely no confidence that I can rescue you in time. "

Rose's dark face instantly turned pale again.

He didn't understand Tang Monk, the protagonist, the goblin, etc., but he had no problem understanding this metaphor at all.

After all, he had just experienced it personally.

"Why?"

Monica was puzzled: "He only receives a small 70 million every year, and there are more than 1 billion yet to be collected. Those people are willing to kill him?"

"It depends on who it is."

Chuck explained: “Even if you only receive a small amount of 70 million in the first year, this amount of money is enough to attract all kinds of greedy people to take risks.

As long as they get the money, they don't care who gets the rest. "

"That's as scary as it sounds."

Phoebe complained: "Forget it, I still won't buy lottery tickets. If I win the 2.04 billion US dollars, I don't know what to do!"

Ross was so entangled that he was naturally ecstatic. After all, it was 2.04 billion US dollars. But now the worries and fears have become more intense after Chuck's analysis, and there is no such ecstatic joy at all.

Early the next morning.

Ross was discharged from the hospital, resolved the police inquiries, and returned to New York together.

"Are you okay?"

Detective Shenfan was already waiting at the apartment. When he saw Ross, he patted Ross on the shoulder: "Brother, the 2.04 billion jackpot is awesome!"

"Rose, this is Jack."

Chandler took the initiative to introduce to his good buddy: "He is a police detective, and he was very helpful this time. He determined Wei Qi's identity immediately, otherwise Chuck would not have had time to save you before you were hit by a train." .”

"Thank you so much."

Ross looked at the detective gratefully.

"You're welcome."

Detective Shenfan smiled and said: "You are friends of Chuck and Chandler, so I should help you."

Ross nodded and went in and lay down on the sofa.

Monica smiled awkwardly at the detective, and said a lot of thanks to her brother. Then she asked Chandler to greet the detective first, and then she went in and gave Ross who was slumped on the sofa. He was dragged into the room and scolded for a while.

After a while, Ross came out muttering: "I know, why not!"

Then he stepped aside, took out his dinosaur checkbook, and started writing.

"Finally, the thank you fee is here!"

Chandler saw this scene and smiled at the detective.

"Is this...appropriate?"

The annoyed detective rubbed his hands and smiled.

"Stop pretending!"

Chandler exposed it directly: "You are in economic crisis now, and all your money was wasted on that sports car, and you are lavish on other expenses.

The rental house your grandma left to you will also be recycled. It is filled with beautiful memories of your childhood.

You are just a policeman who went to the bank to get a loan to buy a house. However, the bank manager burst into laughter after you finished speaking, forcing you to almost find a gangster loan shark to get a loan to buy a house.

Are you sure you don't want the tip given to you after rescuing the billionaire? "

"You have to be polite."

The annoyed detective immediately stopped pretending and smiled as he watched Ross walk over with the check.

"Jack, thank you for helping me. It's a small thing, but you must accept it."

Ross reluctantly handed over the check.

"This is so embarrassing...but I know you're a billionaire, so thanks, man!"

Detective Shenfan said politely, and with Chandler's look in his eyes, he took the dinosaur check, looked at the numbers on it with bright eyes, and then his smile froze there.

"How much did you give?"

Rachel had already noticed the movement here, and had already sneaked over, grabbed the dinosaur check, looked up, and exclaimed in disbelief: "400 US dollars?! Are you serious?!"

Although Detective Shenfan didn't say anything, he looked at Rose with the same meaning.

"What's wrong?"

Rose was made very uncomfortable by this expression and tone, and she squirmed and asked, "Jack is a policeman, and he only gets 200 US dollars a day. He can't even help me for half a day. Now I'll give him two days' fee. It's just like that." I gave it 4 times, isn’t that enough?”

"Now I know why Wei Qi chose that way."

The fire that Rachel looked at Ross was completely extinguished, she threw away the dinosaur check with $400 written on it, and her attitude became the same as before.

Um.

Not only was it indifferent, but it was also a bit contemptuous.

How stingy is this?

As for the savior who helped save him, a 2.04 billion U.S. dollar millionaire, he actually lost it with only 400 U.S. dollars.

That's it, you're still reluctant!

No wonder Wei Qi chose that way. Rachel now only feels that Wei Qi is indeed a human spirit, with scheming and decisiveness!

"I was naive."

Seeing Rose's saucy operation with his own eyes, Chuck was silent for a moment, and then said straightforwardly: "I actually suggested that he donate 100 million each to the National Rifle Association and Texas."

After saying this, he looked at the annoyed detective who had no idea what to say when he picked up the $400 dinosaur check: "If I were you, I would ask him to write a new check."

"I'll drive as much as you think is appropriate."

Ross, who was being pinched by Monica, finally couldn't bear it anymore. For his own safety, he could only compromise with Chuck and said with a smile: "It's just that I haven't gone to collect the bonus yet, and there is no money on the card... "

"The money on your card is definitely enough."

Chuck glanced at him, then looked at Detective Shenfan: "If I were you, I would ask him to write a check for $165.70."

"Why $165.70?"

Everyone couldn't help but be curious.

Chuck didn't speak, he just opened his phone, flipped through a page, and showed it to everyone.

"puff!"

After everyone was stunned, Rachel and the others were the first to burst into laughter.

"Ha! I understand."

Chandler looked at the market price of the second senior brother shown by Chuck: "The price of pork multiplied by Ross's weight, $165.7, nothing wrong with it!"

Ross, who was treated as a pig, turned pale: "..."