American TV series Detective's Daily Life

Chapter 311 Rose opens a new world, I am an urban legend! Detective Chuck, who is it?

"Are you insulting me?!!!"

Ross stared at Chuck with a livid face.

"Am I insulting you?"

Chuck looked at him calmly.

"……It's you!"

Ross hesitated, but still said angrily: "You know that I am a Jew, and you also know that pigs are unclean creatures to us. You actually compare me with pigs. Isn't this an insult to me?!"

"All right."

Chuck nodded straightforwardly: "You're right."

"..."

Ross was extremely angry when he saw that Chuck was insulting him without even trying to hide it. His face turned red and his neck was thick, but when he faced the calm Chuck, there was nothing more to do.

Don't say that he doesn't have the courage to break up with Chuck, just say that his life needs Chuck to protect him now.

So he could only keep glancing at his sister Monica, hoping that she would come to rescue him.

But obviously the $400 thank you fee really embarrassed Monica, so she pretended not to see his eyes.

After holding it in for a long time, his face was red and his neck was thick, and he couldn't get off the stage at all. He suddenly choked out a sentence.

"Chuck, you can insult me, but don't insult yourself. If I am equal to...$165.7, then who is Monica? And who are you?"

"Wow! Sharp counterattack!"

Chandler smiled teasingly.

Ross suddenly smiled.

Anyway, he and Monica are brother and sister, and Monica is Chuck's girlfriend. Everyone breaks their bones and connects their tendons. If they want to be insulted, they all insult each other. Who is afraid of whom?

"In Journey to the West, in addition to Tang Monk and the protagonist, there is another important character, and that is Brother Zhu Jing."

Chuck said calmly: "There is a classic saying in it: a dragon gives birth to nine sons, all of whom are different.

There is another saying that the difference between people is sometimes greater than the difference between people and pigs.

Therefore, some people with huge differences can become brothers and sisters, and so can humans and pigs.

If you feel surprised, you can ask Little Sheldon about this.

Trust me, he will explain it to you in detail. "

"Chuck."

Monica couldn't help but pull at Chuck's clothes.

"This is so interesting. It seems like I have a new laugh in my show."

Chandler also smiled and smoothed things over.

"Don't talk about this on the show!"

Ross and Monica shouted in unison.

"That's the fun part!"

Chandler shrugged and smiled: "Who do you think I am? Let's not talk about whether I said this on the show and it will be broadcast smoothly.

Even after it was broadcast, there must have been a tsunami of resistance and blocking. I'm not stupid.

This is sarcasm, don’t you understand? "

Seeing Ross's expression dark and silent, he joked again: "Actually, I don't think you need to worry, since you have to donate money to your rabbi anyway, right?

Then donate more and let him help you take care of it. With your unity and economic influence, no one will dare to touch you.

After all, in many urban legends, you are the real players behind the world, right? "

Rose's eyes lit up instantly.

The so-called rabbi is a special class among Jews, a symbol of teachers and wise men, who study various Jewish classics and serve as the spiritual leader of a Jewish community or Jewish church.

And Jews have a tradition of donating money to the church.

Such an organization with religious affiliation and economic foundation does have enough influence.

Especially in the United States.

You can offend everything in the name of being right, but once you offend the embodiment of money, no matter how many buffs you have, no matter how correct you are, you have to step aside and face the blast directly.

Chandler made a joke and directly pushed away Rose's limitations.

After all, he was just an ordinary Jew in the past and had no access to the upper class.

Now with 2.04 billion US dollars in hand, he is fully qualified to enjoy the happiness of being a cheat player behind the scenes.

Who cares about Detective Chuck?

I gave you the opportunity to be my personal connection, but not only were you unwilling, you were even more ridiculed and humiliated!

Now Ross has become somewhat dissatisfied with Chuck.

I am the king of the world!

"Okay, I accept this check."

Detective Shenfan shook the $400 dinosaur check in his hand and said with a half-smile: "After all, we are all friends, and we should help each other.

$400 is considered gas money, but next time it’s your bodyguard, remember not to do this.

Otherwise, if you don't give anything, it would be considered a big favor.

Either give more, otherwise it will be easy for people to misunderstand, and people will have a strong sense of psychological loss, and then something unspeakable will happen..."

Seeing Ross's worried eyes, he quickly added: "I'm talking about future bodyguards, not myself! Of course I'm not that kind of person! Hahaha!"

Ross went to contact the rabbi who had watched him grow up that night.

The next day.

Detective Shenfan drove the sports car he bought with all his wealth to work, and met his happy friend Detective Amy Santiago.

"Why did you skip work yesterday?"

Detective Amy Santiago also has a bet with him and is always paying attention to his movements.

"Going to make money."

Detective Shenfan complained: "Otherwise, I wouldn't even be able to drive the car."

"You finally decided to go to sea."

Detective Amy Santiago immediately mocked you: "It's just that you look like this, even if you go to sea, I'm afraid you won't make much money."

"You have no vision."

The detective detective smiled and said: "With my looks and figure, I can definitely make a lot of money if I really go to sea to be a quack. What do you think this is?"

As he spoke, he took out the $400 check from his pocket and waved the number in front of Detective Amy Santiago's eyes.

"Hey, 400 US dollars, so much?"

After Detective Amy Santiago was a little surprised, she immediately suppressed her laughter and mocked: "Why is there still a dinosaur pattern printed on the checkbook?

Didn't you participate in some weird activities organized by some weird organization?

Listen to me, just be quiet and quack, don’t get so wild~"

"..."

The corner of Detective Shenfan's mouth twitched, and then he immediately laughed: "What do you think is this weird activity about cooperating with Detective Chuck?

Then why were you so enthusiastic before? Does this mean that you are hiding some weird hobbies that are not known to outsiders? "

"Chuck is looking for you?"

Detective Amy Santiago was immediately diverted and seemed to believe it or not: "I don't believe it! Why didn't he come to me when he had something wrong?"

"What, are you jealous?"

Detective Shenfan teased: "Are you still thinking about him? Let me tell you, he has a few more beautiful beauties around him, and you can't even reach them."

"Who told you that I couldn't reach you? Back then..."

Detective Amy Santiago immediately wanted to fight back, but stopped mid-sentence.

Detective Shenfan and she looked at each other and looked away. They did not pursue the victory and pretended that this topic had never happened.

After all, Amy Santiago did admire Detective Chuck.

However, his appearance is only close to the baseline of Chuck's scientific research, and he is in Schrödinger's cat state. The upright Chuck directly pointed out that only with the consent of the annoying detective and a special identity can he become a scientific research partner. .

Since then, a layer of paper has been pierced between her and Detective Shenfan, the happy enemies.

Although they are not together yet and are still fighting and arguing, they have a consistent attitude towards these issues, that is, they are tacitly understanding each other and enjoying the ultimate ambiguity of happy enemies.

"You haven't said why he is looking for you?"

Detective Amy Santiago changed the subject.

"he……"

Just as the frustrated detective was about to speak, a sports car passed his sports car and sped away.

Um.

All right.

Mainly his car was parked there to refuel.

The speed of the passing sports car was appalling.

"What a beautiful Porsche 911 sports car!"

Detective Amy Santiago couldn't help but praise it, and then subconsciously said to Detective Shenfan: "It's much more beautiful and fashionable than the sports car you bought with all your wealth!"

"But this guy's driving skills are terrible."

Detective Shenfan mocked: "You turned your sports car into a bicycle. No, calling it a bicycle is an insult to bicycles. Believe it or not, I can run faster than him!"

"I do not believe!"

Detective Amy Santiago laughed.

"Keep an eye on the car for me!"

Detective Shenfan threw the key in his hand directly to Detective Amy Santiago, and then ran after him.

"You really came!"

Detective Amy Santiago smiled and caught the thrown keys, pulled out the oil gun, and drove to follow.

Detective Shenfan ran for several kilometers, and he actually caught up with the latest Porsche 911 sports car at a corner.

no way!

This car was really driven by a novice, and he stalled the car in order to slow down unnecessarily when he turned a corner.

"Hey, man."

Detective Shenfan followed him panting, lying on the back of the car and jokingly said: "You are driving a sports car, not a bicycle!"

The person in the car window panicked for a while, and kept making ignition sounds, as if he wanted to escape. This aroused the police instinct of the annoyed detective, who immediately put his hand to his waist and said loudly: "Hey, buddy, what can I do? Help you?"

"It's me! It's me!"

The car window finally lowered, revealing Rose holding his chest and sighing in relief: "You are Jack, right?"

"Rose?"

Detective Shenfan relaxed and took his hand back. He walked over with a smile and took a closer look. He found nothing wrong. Then he smiled and said, "Why is it you?"

"I should be the one to ask this!"

Ross complained: "Why is it you! I almost didn't recognize you because you were wearing sunglasses! You scared me! Why are you chasing my car?"

"How dare you say that!"

The annoying police detective laughed and said, "You drove a sports car and asked me to run to catch up with you. What does that mean? If you do this in the future, never get on the highway!"

"Why?"

Ross was dissatisfied and said: "The expressway only restricts rapid racing. Can't I drive cautiously?"

"I thought Chandler said you were the Doctor?"

Detective Shenfan had a strange expression.

"right!"

Ross proudly said: "I am a doctor!"

"Now I know why Chandler always likes to make gestures when talking about this."

Detective Shenfan joked: "How did you get your driver's license? Remember, highways not only restrict high-speed racing, but also restrict low speeds. Fortunately, I met you this time. If it were another policeman who stopped you, you would definitely Got fined!"

"Even if I am stopped, I believe the traffic police will understand me."

Ross was unconvinced and said, "Besides, do you think I care about the fine?"

"hehe."

Detective Shenfan smiled noncommittally, then suddenly realized and began to look at the sports car, and said with a playful smile: "The new sports car?"

"Yeah, pretty, right?"

Ross was very proud. Now that he was no longer nervous, he finally restarted the sports car and said goodbye directly: "Jack, I have something else to do, let's talk next time!"

The Porsche 911 drove away slowly.

At this time, Detective Amy Santiago also drove after him. After receiving Detective Shenfan getting into the car, he asked curiously: "Do you know him?"

"So be it."

The annoyed detective stared at the sports car in front of him.

"Not bad, you actually know such a high-quality friend, why don't you introduce him to me?"

Detective Amy Santiago laughed.

"Trust me, you don't want to know him."

Detective Shenfan taunted, then pointed at the speeding Porsche 911 in front of him: "Overtake him!"

Detective Amy Santiago suddenly hit the accelerator, and the sports car passed directly by Ross's car.

"Let's go to the bank first!"

Detective Shenfan showed the way.

"Why?"

Detective Amy Santiago was puzzled.

“Cash the check first, otherwise God knows if it will turn out to be a bad check.”

Detective Shenfan played with the $400 dinosaur check and smiled half-heartedly: "Then we'll go buy gifts."

"What gift should I buy?"

Detective Amy Santiago asked, pretending not to care, her heart skipping a beat.

“It doesn’t matter what you buy, the price is what matters!”

Detective Shenfan laughed and said, "I want to buy a gift worth US$234.3 to give away!"

"Why $234.30?"

Detective Amy Santiago was stunned: "Does this number have any special meaning?"

Her mouth was so tentative while her eyes kept looking at Detective Shenfan, fearing that this was a newly popular romantic number and she was too old-fashioned to know it.

"Because this number represents the deepest compliment!"

Detective Shenfeng smiled strangely.

Okay!

He helped save a life, but only received $400. In order to save Ross's face, he readily accepted the life-saving favor and linked it to $400, and did not follow Chuck's humiliating plan.

But the next day I saw Ross, who was so stingy, buying a new sports car.

Okay!

It turns out that I am only stingy towards others and myself. Regardless of whether there is money on the card or not, I can never wait for the moment of receiving the award to enjoy my life.

Now it seems that Chuck is the most discerning!

He must not ask for more than $400, and must return $234.3 to Rose.

Um.

Because like Ross, he is Dingmao, Dingmao is Mao, and the last thing he wants to do is owe anyone a favor!

He saves Ross for only $165.70!

Detective Amy Santiago could only suppress the doubts in her heart, and drove with him to withdraw money first, and then went to the mall for shopping. While the detective was annoyed by the selection and gave the shopping guide a headache, she quickly and secretly searched online. What exactly does $234.3 mean?

But she found nothing, and finally had no choice but to give up. She watched the annoyed detective discuss with the shopping guide, and then typed out the receipt. The price was exactly 234.3 US dollars.

Then he watched helplessly as the annoying detective put the price receipt into the gift and stuck it in the most conspicuous place, then called Chandler and handed it to him.

“What does $234.3 mean?”

Detective Amy Santiago looked at Chandler who had just come over and saw this number and instantly understood the number. He was high-fiving each other and laughing at Chandler, who was very crazy.