American TV series Detective's Daily Life

"So this is what you were thinking about."

After the gunshot, the stupid tall man looked at the mess on the ground and even the snow red splattered on his body. His first reaction was this, and then he realized what the situation was after hearing the frightened screams from inside the house.

"Farke!"

The stupid tall man screamed louder: "This is the free America you talk about. It's too scary. Damn it, help yourself at home! Fake! Fake! I want to go home!"

At this time a car drove over.

"Boss, is this a gunshot?"

Lisa, a big Texas girl sitting in the passenger seat, subconsciously reached out and touched Chuck.

As a qualified Texan, at this moment, it is natural to have a big gun in your hand to feel at ease.

"You can't control it!"

Chuck slapped away the little hand of Lisa, a big Texas girl, who took the opportunity to drive. He took out a big gun from his waist and got out of the car with the gun.

Lisa, the big Texas girl, hurriedly followed, her body trembling a little.

no way.

Although this is a free America, and gunfire is fought every day, not everyone has actually seen it, let alone been so close.

Although it wasn't her first time, she would definitely stay away from him if Chuck was around.

"Holy shit!"

When she got closer, she took one look, turned around and trotted away, and finally made it to the side of the road before vomiting.

Chuck took one look, pointed his gun at the tall, stupid man who was about to escape, gave him a self-aware look, and then dialed Director Randy's phone number.

When encountering this kind of thing, Randy, as the police chief, would not think about it on Christmas Eve.

"what's the situation?"

A woman with a cold face came earlier than Director Randy. She walked over and looked at the scene, frowning: "Did you do this?"

After saying that, Chuck didn't need to explain. He glanced at Chuck's big gun, shook his head and denied himself: "It seems not, otherwise there wouldn't be so many left."

"Luke! I'm Rosa! I hate to say it, but I'm Gloria's sister!"

The cold woman took out the handcuffs from her waist, handcuffed the tall, stupid man who had been frightened by Chuck and had raised his hands until now and dared not move, and then greeted him inside.

"I didn't mean it! I thought real guns and air guns were about the same power...I really didn't want to..."

Luke's cries could be heard in the house.

"I'm coming in, put down the gun!"

Rosa reminded her, opened the door and walked in. She comforted the frightened Luke step by step, unhooked the spear in his hand, and then held Luke in her arms.

"It's okay. They were break-in thieves. You were defending yourself and you were still a child. It doesn't matter."

As an elite police detective in New York's 99th Precinct, Rosa took this kind of thing very lightly and didn't think it was a big deal.

Even if Luke hadn't been so young, she would have probably mocked him with a look of disdain: "Can you be a little more manly?"

"We are not thieves! We are guests!"

The silly tall man was completely confused and said subconsciously and confidently: "Yes! That's it! You invited us here..."

As he spoke, the smart short man repeated the theory that Texas rednecks were not welcome but New Yorkers were welcome. The more he spoke, the more aggrieved he became, and he shouted angrily: "Is this how you help yourself at home?"

"Haven't you heard of a free America, a gun fight every day?"

Female police detective Rosa said coldly: "You are treated like family now!"

"..."

The stupid tall man was stunned for a moment, and his not-so-smart mind actually thought it made sense for a moment.

"I don't want to be such a family member, I don't want such a family member!"

"as you wish."

Female police detective Rosa said expressionlessly: "You will experience the treatment of non-family members later!"

“Get rid of the word home!”

Chuck corrected.

"That makes sense."

Female police detective Rosa looked at Chuck with approval and raised her eyebrows: "So you also fell in love with Gloria's pair of basketballs before you came to take care of a child on Christmas Eve?"

"Others have always bowed to my boss."

Lisa, a big girl from Texas, stood over there far away, doing cleaning work, and couldn't help but raise her voice and chime in: "Basketball is not enough to cover up the sharpness of my boss~ Believe me! I have the most say! Of course, the premise is that I The boss asked me to speak~"

"..."

The female police detective Rosa glanced at Lisa, the big girl from Texas, and immediately silently approved the connotation of this sexy talk. She stopped saying another sentence: "So you like to play this tune."

"What tune?"

The silly tall man is also an LSP. From the figure of the hostess of the mansion, he can tell that the house must contain fine jewelry that is far more valuable than ordinary people. Naturally, he is particularly sensitive to this kind of thing, and he suppressed the captured one for a moment. fear.

It's a pity that no one paid attention to him.

Director Randy was late and arrived at the scene. When he found out what happened, he looked like he was in pain.

no way!

If it was just a death, no one would pay attention, let alone an illegal smuggler. But it happened that the person involved was a little boy, and he used a long gun.

One alone is already exciting enough, but now the superposition of the two is not as simple as one plus one. This will definitely ignite public opinion.

And it’s not the kind of good public opinion.

He already had a premonition of the fear of being dominated by long guns and short guns.

"how old is he?"

Chief Randy asked.

"10 years old."

Chuck saw through Director Randy's thoughts at a glance: "He's not a 6-year-old kid anymore!"

"But he doesn't look that big."

Director Randy looked disappointed.

"You can say that he is mentally only 6 years old."

As a female police detective, Rosa naturally understood Director Randy and Chuck's slang, so she immediately mocked them.

"What's the word for 6 years old?"

The big Texas girl Lisa cleaned up over and over again, and then moved a little closer, but she didn't stand directly next to Chuck, for fear that she would not clean up properly and cause Chuck's resentment.

After all, she knew about Chuck's mysophobia and Superman's facial features.

"If Luke were six now, there wouldn't be any trouble."

Director Randy explained: "A six-year-old is a real child. In a legal sense, he does not even have the consciousness of a crime, let alone any need to take any responsibility for a crime. The prosecutor will not file a lawsuit. At most, he will send someone to come and fight with him. Luke chatted, asked him if he understood the meaning of shooting, and then nothing happened.

But now that Luke is ten years old and no longer a six-year-old child, the nature of the shooting is a bit troublesome.

Even if it is a burglar, he is still dead after all. "

He also knew Luke's family and had children at home, so naturally he didn't want Luke to be involved in any subsequent trouble.

He shot and killed a thief. Such a horrific scene was enough to leave a psychological shadow on little Luke. If the prosecutor or a lawyer who wanted to be famous defended the thief and filed a lawsuit against little Luke, in court, the plaintiff's lawyer He would definitely talk about the horrific scene just now over and over again, deepening the psychological shadow of little Luke.

This is what he doesn't want to see.

"Don't worry."

Chuck said expressionlessly: "Luke's uncle is a lawyer and a gay lawyer. He naturally knows how to get his nephew out of trouble."

"that's true."

Director Randy smiled with relief upon hearing this.

Luke's uncle Mickey is a professional lawyer, and he is also a lawyer who started his career by stacking buffs. What such a person is best at is buffing everything.

He once overheard Mickey accidentally spilling something from his heart: "We can fool the jurors and release the guilty people on bail, so it's easier to trick the others with acting."

"Leave it to you Luke."

Chuck said something to the female police detective Rosa and left with Lisa, the big Texas girl.

Director Randy had no problem with that either.

If an adult, even a teenager, shoots and kills someone, even if he thinks he shouldn't be arrested, he still has to go in and go through the process first.

But although Luke is not the six-year-old who was innocent of the murder, he is only 10 years old after all, so Director Randy has no intention of detaining him.

"good."

As a roundabout relative, the female police detective Rosa had no choice but to accept this task even if she didn't want to.

Chuck went back first to play the traditional Christmas Eve song Jingle Bells with Lisa, a big Texas girl.

The next day.

The entire Modern Family family flew back from Paris immediately.

Originally, if Luke had just been left at home, or if his uncle's partner Cameron was suspected of murder, with the eldest daughter Hailey's motivation to enter the fashion capital, she would have ignored these and insisted on staying.

But now his little brother Luke actually shot and killed someone.

Even she was too stunned to offer any opinions, lest she be torn apart by her mother, Claire, who was about to go crazy.

When they arrived home, all the media who had received the news had already surrounded their home, aiming their guns and cannons at them, and all kinds of thorny questions came overwhelmingly.

"Sorry, no comment!"

The red-haired gay lawyer Mickey was responsible for speaking, and his fat partner Cameron was responsible for blocking the crowd of reporters. The whole family returned home in embarrassment.

"Now how to do?"

Everyone was panicked.

"We need to find a lawyer!"

Our elder father-in-law Jie said subconsciously.

"dad!"

Lawyer Mickey rolled his eyes and reminded himself that he was a professional lawyer.

"What do you think?"

Old father-in-law Jie was very upset because he couldn't get used to the fact that his son was gay and cares about such unimportant details.

"...I'm still thinking."

The red-haired Mickey was suddenly speechless.

no way.

It has been said that he is the most professional lawyer. Even if he is not as professional as Zhang Wei and Zhang Dapao, who formed a one-man team, his professional skills are indeed not very good, and he did not think of any good solutions for a while.

"So we still need to find a lawyer!"

Old father-in-law Jie complained: "You must not express your position casually at this time, otherwise it will be very troublesome if something goes wrong!"

"agree!"

Everyone except Mickey agreed immediately.

In the United States, which values ​​correctness, there are many cases where a wrong sentence can lead to immediate social death. This is a knowledge that has been engraved in the bones since school life.

"I heard Chuck mention the difference between a 10-year-old and a 6-year-old. Uncle Mickey, do you know?"

The second daughter, Alex, reminded.

"Ah! I know!"

Only then did Mitch realize that he was confident in his heart and immediately regained his composure and confidence. He immediately wanted to make up for his poor performance just now and looked at his father who looked down on him: "This case is not difficult in the first place. After all, It was a case of self-defense stemming from a burglary.

The difficulty is how to completely free Luke from these troubles and any negative repercussions.

Now I think about it.

Although Luke is no longer a fully exonerated six-year-old, his mental age can still be six-year-old.

No!

It’s not that it can be done, it’s that it is!

I don’t mean anything else, but Luke has always given us the impression that he is not very smart. This is a manifestation of mental age lag!

And this is not what those who wanted to get away with it said on purpose.

There are facts that can be believed!

Claire, Phil, you also said that you accidentally dropped Luke when he was young..."

"More than once!"

Phil consciously followed his brother-in-law Mickey's thoughts and immediately echoed: "Is it three times or four times? Claire?"

As he spoke, he asked his wife to reflect together: "This is just the fall, not electric shock, drowning, being trapped in the car..."

"Ahem!"

The red-haired Mickey quickly interrupted with a cough: "I didn't hear any of this, so don't say anything, otherwise I'm afraid Luke will be fine by then, and you will be sued by the prosecutor for child neglect, most likely It’s accurate! I only need to say that I fell down once!”

"Yes, yes! I just fell once!"

Claire quickly grabbed her husband Phil, who was still trying to expose himself.

"In short, Luke's brain development has been relatively slow since he was accidentally thrown. He has seen a psychiatrist and a psychologist. The doctors suspected that this was post-traumatic stress disorder. Luke has been very well-behaved since he was a child, and his parents are also very caring about him. , this time it was an oversight, and it was only caused by danger, which further proves the possibility of post-traumatic sequelae and sudden illness..."

Mickey quickly gave his nephew various buffs.

As fathers and mothers, Phil and Claire finally understood how to operate, and began to actively participate in it, providing evidence that Luke was suspected of being stupid and cute that could not keep up with his mental age.

Now even the eldest sister Hailey and the middle sister Alex can help.

They directly showed the video of tricking their little brother Luke into treating him as a dog last year, and then actually taking him out for a walk on the street like a dog.

In the video, the scene of Luke really getting into the act made professional lawyer Mitch shout out, "This is good evidence, it's absolutely brilliant."

After all, no one wants to be called a dog, and only imbecile people want to be called a dog, but people all like dogs.

"Great, this matter is finally solved perfectly."

Old father-in-law Jie let out a long sigh of relief.

"Luke's troubles are almost over, but your troubles have just begun!"

Mickey, a professional lawyer, couldn't help but roll his eyes at his father.

"What's my trouble?"

Old father-in-law Jie said in confusion.

"Not only is your gun not separated from the ammunition, it is also not locked in a professional gun case. This is illegal!"

Mickey reminded: "If someone targets this, you will be in trouble. No, I am sure someone will target this, because this is not Texas after all, and many people are against gun ownership."

"What should we do?"

Old father-in-law Jie glared at his beloved wife. Seeing his beloved wife Gloria shrinking her head and looking away guiltily, he could only look at his son helplessly.

"I don't have any good ideas at the moment."

Professional lawyer Mickey smiled bitterly: "But many people outside are waiting for our response, so we will announce the solution to Luke's trouble first. As for the fact that you did not keep the gun legally, let's blur it out first and say that your gun is It is handled safely. As for the safety method, whether the gun is kept safely, or whether the gun is a kind-hearted gun that has never been fired before, we will talk about it at that time."