American TV series Detective's Daily Life

"Chuck, why are you making so many hell jokes lately?"

Detective Amy Santiago just couldn't help but spit out her words.

"I'm just standing on the shoulders of giants."

Chuck said bluntly.

“I’ve only heard that you can see further by standing on the shoulders of giants.”

Detective Shenfan smiled and said: "I didn't expect that when I come to you, I would stand on the shoulders of giants and tell hellish jokes. Ha! I understand. Do you want to say that you are standing on the shoulders of the Statue of Liberty? , telling our American hell joke."

"OMG!"

When Detective Amy Santiago heard that her partner was talking about the Statue of Liberty, a symbol of the United States, Chuck had no intention of objecting, so he immediately covered his face and shouted: "Stop telling hell jokes, or I'm going to see a psychiatrist." .”

"I advise you not to go."

Chuck said calmly: "Don't you know that the best psychiatrists are often the best jokers? What you want is to help you face up to your emotional troubles and help you resolve the depression in your life, but you can't even do this. I can’t even accept the hell joke about finding some fun in the midst of suffering, so it’s useless to see a psychiatrist, it might make me even more depressed.”

"You're right to listen to him!"

Detective Shenfan said with a playful smile: "Look at me, I have never had these worries. Santiago, you are too serious! Where do you get such a strong sense of belonging?"

"..."

Detective Amy Santiago was speechless.

It would be great if she could really be as heartless as her partner.

It's a pity that not everyone has such a good attitude.

"Let's talk about the case!"

Detective Amy Santiago didn’t want to hear any more hell jokes and got back to business with a straight face: “We interrogated this funny female thief overnight. According to her, she is the closest to Elijah Robinson and Noah Ford. Dr. Geer, but she swore that she was not a murderer and did not hire any killer to do such a thing."

"Yes, she just heard about the murder, and then went to steal these mice with research materials because she didn't want to waste them."

Detective Shenfan joked: "She asked us to just investigate. She swore it wasn't her. I don't have to investigate and I believe her. Just as you said, Chuck, this kind of funny female biologist, after returning from the other side of the ocean, Being able to survive to this day is a blessing from the goddess of luck, there is no way she would do such a thing!"

"It's better to investigate."

Chuck shook his head and said, "Stupid people do stupid things sometimes more than you think."

"We'll investigate."

Detective Amy Santiago nodded; "In addition, we also asked her to list the possibilities she knew and would investigate them one by one, but I always felt that these biologists did not seem to have done this kind of thing. The person responsible for the incident is more like Mr. Eli Wardricki. You said someone framed the blame, but I can’t think of anyone else who would do this?”

"Galahad Institute!"

Chuck suggested another possibility.

"Galahad Institute?"

Detective Amy Santiago was stunned: "You mean...what do you mean?"

"I don't even understand this!"

The troubled police detective said: "What Chuck means is that there are people in the Galahad Institute who have conflicts with Elijah Robinson and Dr. Noah Fogel. Anyone who can work there has some problems." If you are smart, it is not impossible to come up with these complicated scapegoating plans.”

"is that so?"

Detective Amy Santiago asked Chuck with some uncertainty.

"You don't need to think about this. You go check out the biologists."

"And I'm going to look into the Galahad Institute's tax situation and see if there are any funding issues," Chuck said.

"You don't suspect that there is something wrong with the boss of the Galahad Institute, do you?"

Detective Amy Santiago then understood what Chuck really suspected.

“What looks rich may not necessarily be rich.”

Chuck said bluntly: "Only a tax audit can truly see a person's financial resources."

"that's right."

The troubled police detective smiled and said: "I thought of a possibility. Maybe the owners of the Galahad Research Institute and his son ran out of money. Seeing that the research progress of Elijah Robinson and Dr. Noah Fogel was getting faster and faster. They were close to winning the prize, but they didn’t want to pay the 5 million US dollars, so they did this.”

"Chuck's accounting is indeed the most professional."

Detective Amy Santiago nodded: "Then let's work separately."

"Chuck is the most professional in everything!"

Detective Frustrated imitated the tone that Detective Amy Santiago used to use when praising Chuck, and then a twist flashed around Detective Amy Santiago's current waist: "Especially the one about hell jokes~"

Then I heard the fighting over there.

Chuck was not interested in listening to their nonsense and hung up the phone directly.

Two days later.

Columbia's on-campus baseball field.

"Chuck, why are you here?"

Detective Amy Santiago wanted to meet and discuss the case, so she came over at the address Chuck gave and asked in confusion.

"Monica is competing today."

Chuck motioned for her to look into the field.

"Is this a baseball game?"

Detective Amy Santiago looked over, and then couldn't help complaining: "Don't lie to me, even the cheerleading team is on stage, it's too amateurish."

"But I can't help but look good!"

The troubled police detective appeared out of nowhere and stared at a certain baseball player wearing a cheerleader uniform on the field with bright eyes.

"Is it really that beautiful?"

Detective Amy Santiago has a dangerous look in her eyes.

"So lovely!"

It bothered the detective to tell the truth.

In this scene, there are so many handsome guys and beauties!

Not to mention Monica, with the help of Chuck's scientific research and the two-night raid to cheer her up, she had to have a good face, a toned body and a toned body, and her confidence in winning was full of heroism. People immediately recognized her as the captain.

Um.

Of course, she stood in the C position and pointed out tactics to a group of people, which also played a strong role in guiding and reminding.

And Rachel, who was supposed to be wearing the team uniform but wanted to steal the spotlight and put on the lucky cheerleading uniform, was the key target of her criticism.

Rachel kept on defending by saying, "I wear this for good luck in winning," and never acknowledged the fact that she was firing on the handsome enemy team members.

Standing next to Rachel was Phoebe with two pigtails. She had put on a team uniform specially made by Monica, but her little hands that kept waving were also directed at the handsome enemy guy.

The two team members were so embarrassed that the team leader Monica was very depressed. She refused to listen and could only vent all her anger on the male team members, including Chandler, Ross, Joey and three others. The soy sauce gangster who was pulled over taunted him crazily.

"Are you still men? The beautiful female players in our team have all been seduced by the enemy. Are there no attractive men in our team?"

"It's already been decided whether a man is a man or not. There's no need to wait until now to prove it."

Chandler laughed to himself.

What he meant was that the six old friends had not become a couple for so many years, which already explained everything.

Monica immediately glared over.

"Don't get excited, Monica."

Joey pursed his lips and showed a confident and proud smile: "Although two of us rebelled without fighting, there were more rebels on the other side. Didn't you see that they were all looking at me? Don't worry, we won't lose! "

"Are you sure people are looking at you?"

Chandler mocked: "These lace ladies are clearly looking at Monica!"

"Lessy?"

Joey was stunned, his eyes widened, and he refused to accept it: "Why do you say they are lesbians?"

"That's a funny question to ask."

Chandler laughed at himself: "Why do you think my vision is so accurate~"

"Didn't I say that gay radar can only be used on gay people? How about lace ones too?"

Joey was surprised.

"Of course not gay radar!"

Chandler joked: "I'm looking at Ross's eyes! You're already getting angry!"

Joey looked over and immediately smiled knowingly. Rose's eyes were filled with the idea of ​​snatching his wife's lace Susan.

"do not laugh!"

Monica immediately threatened: "Let Ross keep this fighting spirit! He is the teammate I can rely on most today, let him see Susan in his eyes!"

"The enemy general is coming."

Rose said with red eyes.

Monica looked over and immediately passed over the crowd and walked over.

The captains of both sides led their teammates to confront each other.

"How's it going? Do you want me to give in to you?"

Opposite Monica, a relatively heroic-looking young woman was wearing a baseball uniform, holding a baseball bat in one hand and wiping her nose with the other, with a somewhat arrogant attitude.

"Need not!"

Monica sneered: "Just play how you want to compete, otherwise there will be no point in winning!"

"You are quite confident."

The heroic woman smiled and said, "How about some luck?"

"I don't bet!"

Monica shook her head subconsciously.

Under the influence of Chuck's scientific research spirit, she has become sworn in with the gambler.

"You do not dare?"

The heroic woman's few words immediately made Monica get excited, and she blurted out: "What do you want to bet on?"

"It's easy!"

The heroic woman looked at Monica: "A battle will determine the outcome. If you win, I will agree to whatever you want!"

"Can you really do whatever you want?"

Joey winked and said, "Is it limited to people?"

"Of course it's limited!"

The heroic woman's eyes were contemptuous: "This is a bet between our two captains. It has nothing to do with you soy sauce gangsters!"

"What if we lose?"

Phoebe smiled and said, "Is it true that you agree to everything you want?"

"certainly!"

The heroic woman smiled evilly: "I'm not afraid to tell you, as long as I win, I don't want anything else."

After saying this, she looked at Monica with aggressive eyes: "I only want you!"

"I agree to this bet!"

Joey blurted out.

"..."

Monica was speechless.

"I disagree!"

Rose's eyes turned redder because Susan was also on the enemy's cheerleading team.

"Stop talking about this!"

Monica looked back at the stand where Chuck was, shook her head and said, "No need for lottery tickets! If a simple victory cannot make this game meaningful, then what are we doing here now?"

She is not her biological brother Ross. In the past, she was probably the one who, after Phoebe and Rachel, was the least accepting of this kind of thing among the three old friends.

But because of Chuck, she has become passive and doesn't resent it anymore.

But when I think about the first time I met the woman named Maria Hill in front of me, I saw her wearing a catcher's mitt in one hand and holding a baseball in the other hand, throwing the baseball into the catcher's mitt and playing with it, her posture was very arrogant.

Forget it.

What Monica couldn't accept the most was that Hill was spitting and arrogant.

Her temperament and behavior completely destroyed the advantages of her heroic and beautiful face and slender figure in an instant.

Chuck wouldn't even accept the smell of alcohol in his mouth, let alone a woman who looked sloppy and didn't pay attention to hygiene.

It doesn’t matter how beautiful she is!

"Fine."

Seeing Monica's firm eyes, the heroic woman Hill admired: "Since you think victory is important enough, then I will let you accept your first failure in baseball!"

"It's better to worry that your love for baseball will be completely overturned after you are defeated."

Monica is also not afraid to talk some trash before the official start of the game: "Believe me, I just saw an extremely painful case of subverting my favorite two days ago!"

"Where did you find so many handsome guys and beauties?"

In the stands, Detective Amy Santiago took a closer look and couldn't help but complain: "It's like filming an idol drama! It's an idol drama disguised as a baseball game!"

"The enemy captain who is confronting Monica looks quite familiar."

The annoyed detective stared at Hill.

"Looking at her character, you might have caught her in there before."

Detective Amy Santiago mocked unhappily.

"impossible!"

The annoyed detective shook his head: "With a face like hers, if I had ever caught her, I would definitely not forget her. She looks so familiar."

"You can't be a star, right?"

Detective Amy Santiago looked at Hill's handsome and handsome face and said with some soreness.

"Probably not."

The troubled detective thought for a while, but still shook his head: "If she is a celebrity, she must have been recognized by others long ago. She has no intention of hiding it at all. She wants everyone to see her! Chuck, you have a good memory, what do you mean? Woolen cloth?"

"She's Maria Hill, Director of Marvel's S.H.I.E.L.D."

Chuck looked at the heroic beauty confronting Monica on the field, and straightforwardly told the role that the other party had played.

"Why is Marvel S.H.I.E.L.D. involved again?"

Detective Amy Santiago was speechless: "What the hell is this? And she also deserves to be the chief?"

"We're not late, are we?"

Just as the situation was about to break out, another group of people came to Chuck's side of the stands, but it was Peggy who led Little Sheldon, Little Leonard, and Little Howard over.

"I just took them on a tour of the campus."

"Chuck!"

Little Leonard immediately walked to Chuck with a smile, but when Peggy came, he wisely gave up the position next to Chuck.

Little Sheldon stared at Chuck with his eyes bulging.

Little Howard looked at the beauties in the field with bright eyes. He felt that the beauties were like clouds, and his eyes were not enough to see. So he took out a telescope from nowhere, rotated it to adjust the focus, and muttered something: " Rachel, this L, is so beautiful, so energetic, I really want to be this L~"

Detective Amy Santiago understood the connotation: "..."