Don't I Have a Name? Only Know to Call Me Strategic Level!

The winter sun shines down, warming all the creatures on the earth.

A black human-shaped shadow shrouded the black cat.

After less than two minutes in the sun, it was suddenly chilly, but the cat's litter was warmed up.

Cat Zhong Yuan opened his eyes displeased, and saw a young man standing in front of him.

This person was in his early twenties, with a slender figure and an ordinary appearance. He was not handsome, but he was not ugly either.

He has short hair and is wearing an off-white suit with a white shirt inside, which is rigorous yet elegant.

His eyes are focused and meticulous. No matter who it is, it will feel uncomfortable to be stared at by such eyes.

what?

Never seen a cat?

Just watch it, don't block my sunshine.

The cat Zhong Yuan couldn't help but said, "Meow~~" Dude, can you not block my light?

Jiang Buyou was slightly taken aback.

I have tried my best to approach it without making any noise, but unexpectedly I still disturbed it.

This cat should be the black cat raised by Chengying College.

Signed for Zhong Yuan, played two games and is currently at the top of the league attention list.

To make it on the list, outsiders seem to be mostly funny, but Jiang Buyou thinks that the league's fast retribution is targeted.

How can a strong man like Feng Yumo have a fear of cats?

He was indeed knocked unconscious by the black cat's paw. In order to save face, he had to be wronged and got sick.

Jiang is not worried like a mirror.

The black cat has a big secret!

Just ask which cat will slap open the power outlet with its paw, and turn on the electric heating function for the cat litter?

After observing for a few minutes, the cat's sleeping posture is normal, no different from ordinary kittens.

Spread your paws and lie on your side.

Well, it's a million times cuter than other cats...

Just as Jiang Buyou was about to take out his phone to take a picture, when he heard the cat meowing, he quickly squatted down.

The sun shines on the shiny black body again, making it warm and comfortable.

The squatting action also made the cat Zhong Yuan develop a good impression of Jiang Buyou.

After becoming a cat, I met so many people, even if I was a cat slave, none of them squatted down to look at the cat on purpose.

The fact that the person in front of him is willing to squat down means equality, instead of looking down from a human point of view!

Forget it, watch it if you want, don't drive him away...

Cat Zhong Yuan narrowed his eyes, was about to go back to sleep after being exposed to the sun again, when suddenly, a pen and an open notebook came to him.

Jiang Buyou had a sincere face and said softly, "Can you sign me? I watched the live broadcast of the league and am a loyal fan of yours!"

ah?

Cat Zhong Yuan was stunned.

This person knows about the college league?

Chengying Academy currently maintains an undefeated record, and the attention of the two teams is very high. Gu Yan is surrounded by a group of reporters every day, and has no time to care about the cat.

Now the college team has not returned to the hotel.

This person came ahead of time, perhaps because he wanted to conduct an interview as soon as possible!

Got it, he's a reporter!

If he doesn't meet his requirements, he will turn into a brown sugar every minute and stare at him.

Thinking of this, the cat Zhong Yuan bit the penholder and wrote two large characters on the blank page of the notebook.

Zhong Yuan!

After finishing writing, I threw the pen aside and said, "Meow~" Your request is met, and now I am going to sleep!

Jiang Buyou's eyelids twitched.

For your signature, you write the word Zhong Yuan.

Not necessarily, your name is Zhong Yuan too!

The writing is so beautiful, it is no different from human handwriting.

Perhaps, they were deliberately trained to write Zhong Yuan's name when they saw a pen?

Jiang Buyou's thoughts changed sharply, and he said, "Can you write one more word of encouragement for me? For example, people have sorrows and joys, and the moon has cloudy and sunny waxes and wanes. This matter is difficult to complete in ancient times. I hope that people will live a long life and share the joys and joys of thousands of miles. "

Can you write?

Can it be written?

Can you understand me?

Jiang Buyou waited with bated breath, actually a little nervous.

Cat Zhong Yuan glanced at him, feeling very strange.

I also have to write blessings, just like groupies.

Hungry Ghost Festival, Mid-Autumn Festival is over!

It's New Year's Day.

No, New Year's Day is almost over!

Brother, your request is inappropriate!

The cat Zhong Yuan said speechlessly, "Meow~" It's so troublesome not to write.

Jiang Buyou couldn't help being slightly startled.

Good guy, this cat can understand human language!

It's not that it can't write, but it's troublesome!

The sentence is too long, isn't it?

Make it shorter.

Jiang Buyou changed his words and said, "I remembered, let's change the sentence, just write wishing Jiang Buyou health and happiness, and a happy family! If you write it, I will be very happy and happy, and I will cherish it forever! Please, please!"

It is difficult to write a few words, it depends on whether the cat can do it!

The cat Zhong Yuan flicked his tail impatiently, pushed the notebook away with his paw, and said, "Meow!" You have a thick skin, do you really want me to write it?

Jiang Buyou hurriedly pushed back the pen and notebook, thought for a while, then took out a Snickers bar and attached it to the side of the notebook.

"This is the last piece of chocolate on me! Here it is! Please!"

One person and one cat, with four eyes facing each other.

In the end, the cat Zhong Yuan was defeated.

The other party's eyes were full of anticipation, and even took out a chocolate as a reward.

Depend on!

All the other cat slaves used cat food and strips to coax him, but he only took chocolate!

How can you give cats chocolate!

So, it's hard to say no!

Just write it.

The cat Zhong Yuan bit the pen again, and neatly wrote the words Shangjiang Buyou requested under the signature.

I wish Jiang Buyou good health and happiness, and a happy family!

Well, the name is pretty nice, but the personality is a bit rough.

After finishing writing, the cat Zhong Yuan threw the pen again and said, "Meow?" Do you still have anything to do? It's okay, I'm going to sleep!

And Jiang Buyou saw the cat writing so many complicated words in the notebook, his whole body was in a mess, and he was speechless.

Nothing!

The handwriting written by a cat is even more beautiful than his handwriting!

There is absolutely no possibility of training in advance.

A sentence I thought of temporarily, with so many strokes and such complicated fonts, all of them are written correctly and neatly arranged, just like written by a human being!

Is this cat a jerk?

Does it possess intelligence no less than that of humans?

Jiang Buyou solemnly put away the notebook, and began to worry.

How to do?

No more topics!

The black cat wants to bask in the sun and sleep, there is no reason to stop it.

Suddenly, he found a dent in the barrel of the pen. With an idea, he pointed to the bite mark and said, "You broke my pen."

ah?

Cat Zhong Yuan has black lines all over his head.

Look, it's like this every time.

Do more and take more measures, and extraneous problems will arise.

Does a pen count?

Among so many humans, only Feng Qing can communicate with the cat Zhong Yuan without barriers.

Right now, there seems to be another one.

Can he really understand what Meow Meow means?

try him!

Cat Zhong Yuan narrowed his eyes slightly and said, "Meow meow!"

It's really meow words, onomatopoeic words with no meaning at all.

The sound came out of the cat Zhong Yuan's mouth, so cute.

There is no need to be super cute, the cat slave immediately surrendered after hearing this, as long as he can suck this cat, he will not hesitate to do so.

It's not that cat slaves immediately become cat slaves and enter surrender mode.

It can be said that the cat Zhong Yuan can rule a lot of human beings with just his voice.