I Am the Corpse Master

Jiang Lin shrugged. Others are bragging and have no self-knowledge. Could it be because of this that they are going to trouble others?

Do you really think that all cultivators are like the Southern School Fatty Jiang who came to smash his sign before?

As long as he is a cultivated person, he just shakes his head and laughs in his heart.

Qian Zhenren and Wu Zhenren scuffled together. When Ah Fa saw all the neighbors came out, he quickly pulled away his master and uncle.

The two hummed, shook their heads at the same time, and returned to their own Taoist halls.

Jiang Lin walked to the middle of the street and looked at the broken gate of the two, but couldn't help but laugh a few times.

The world is so big, you have to crowd together to grab business, no one will let anyone else, you can't grab it, and you will be alive.

Make it clear that you can't get along with yourself.

What an amazing pair of brothers.

"Jiang Lin, this is the first house in Maoshan that is the most shabby I have ever seen."

Shu Ning couldn't help laughing when he thought of two big men in their thirties and forties, who were yelling and scuffled in the street like shrews.

Jiang Lin and Shu Ning asked for a room in the inn and went to bed early.

The next morning, when they left the inn, they saw the two Maoshan firsts open at the same time.

The inn is very close to the Taoist temple of the two brothers and sisters, and it is separated by a house.

"My God, that Wu Zhenren is so sloppy, he is simply a sloppy king!"

Qian Zhenren and Wu Zhenren came out together. The former was neatly dressed and looked refreshed. As for the latter, Shu Ning's reaction was obvious.

Wu Zhenren's clothes were all wrinkled, and his hair was pressed down by sleep like killing Matt, and he didn't seem to wake up.

I don't know if I have washed or not.

"Afa!"

"Come on!"

Qian Zhenzhen shouted to the room, and his apprentice Ah Fa took a small green box and a comb to his side.

Qian Zhenren dug into the small tin box with a comb, dug out a lump of green stuff, wiped it on his hair, and then combed his hair in the street.

"I really think I'm handsome, I'm so funny."

Wu Zhenren pouted. They don't marry wives in their lineage, so who will they dress up like this every day?

"It's not funny, it's called appearance. Junior brother, you should go back and brush your teeth and rinse your mouth."

Qian Zhenren's palm slapped his nose with a look of disgust.

"You bastard..."

Zhen Zhen Wu was so angry that his face turned green, but Zhen Zhen Qian ignored him at all and took his disciples to discuss business.

With a snort, Wu Zhenren also set off. It just so happened that they were talking about the same business.

"No wonder that Wu Zhenren can't compare to his senior brother. With such a sloppy appearance, who is looking for him?"

Shu Ning covered his nose. What Qian Zhenren applied to his hair was hair oil, which could set the shape, but the smell was a bit pungent, and most people couldn't use it. The main reason was that Wu Zhenren passed by the road, and it smelled sour. Especially bad smell.

"Come on, let's go."

Because Jiang Lin couldn't remember the plot, and he had no interest in the grudge between the two, he left town with Shu Ning and went all the way south.

Chapter seven hundred and ninetieth cloudy year, cloudy moon, cloudy day

"Jiang Lin, today seems to be a cloudy year and a cloudy day. Is it easy for evil things to happen?"

Walking on the road, Shu Ning was bored and counted the days with his fingers, and found that today's date is very special.

Shu Ning asked Jiang Lin some questions when Uncle Sheng and their troupe were performing a show, and Jiang Lin's answer at that time was that this year's age in Yi Chou is a cloudy year, August is a cloudy month, and that day is a cloudy day, so you must After breaking the stage, he told Shu Ning a few cloudy days, so Shu Ning knew this.

"Yes, but don't worry, just go as usual."

Today is indeed a cloudy year, a cloudy moon, a cloudy day, and it is not suitable to spend the night outside, but Jiang Lin is not afraid of any evil intrusion, so he does not take it seriously.

If he dared to seek death, Jiang Lin would fulfill them one by one.

He wants to go back early now and taste the moon cakes made by his wives.

Shu Ning listened to Jiang Lin's words, so he didn't care about the cloudy year, the moon, the cloudy day, and Jiang Lin would have a sense of security.

After Jiang Lin and the others left, Qian Zhenren and Wu Zhenren went to the agreed place to talk business together, but the object of business with them was black) (The boss of society.

Qian Zhenren knows how to be tactful, but Wu Zhenren offends people when he speaks, and he doesn't know how to show off. No matter what he says, he will be compared by Qian Zhenren.

In the end, the business was stolen by Qian Zhenren, and Wu Zhenren almost couldn't eat and walked around.

The so-called business is to send the eldest brother's body back to the countryside for burial.Qian Zhenzhen knew that the four pillars of the deceased were all yin, and worried that his junior brother would be a ghost after being shriveled, so he and his apprentice nailed two rows of long nails to the coffin, preparing to set off before it was dark, and deliver the body to the provincial capital overnight.

Today is not suitable for traveling, let alone driving corpses away, but Zhenren Qian was afraid that Zhenren Wu would be a ghost, so he decided to set off immediately.

A luxury carriage was launched, and Qian Zhenzhen and Ah Fa carried the coffin into the back of the carriage and hurried south.

This route happened to be traveled by Jiang Lin and Shu Ning.

against me?Can you defend against it?

Wu Zhenren was wearing a night clothes, grabbed the axle under the carriage, and planned to do something to the corpse in the carriage after nightfall.

Jiang Lin and Shu Ning walked for a day, and in the evening, the two rested beside a wood.

"Jiang Lin, your barbecue skills are also very good."

Shu Ning held a roasted rabbit in both hands and ate it.

"Don't eat so much. If you have a stomach upset, you want me to accompany you."

"Why do people still want you to accompany me!"

Shu Ning pouted, she is so old, is it convenient for someone to hold her?

After eating the roasted rabbit meat, Shu Ning took another peach and chewed it. After a while, she even ate two big peaches.

"Don't eat it, eat greasy things and eat fruits. Today is a cloudy year, a cloudy moon, a cloudy day, and the evil spirits are very fierce. At night's cloudy time, beasts and ghosts will come out."

"Didn't you say don't be afraid?"

Jiang Lin put his hands on his hips and said speechlessly, "If your stomach is uncomfortable, don't pull me. Don't be afraid that you are not too far away from me. Are you by my side when it's convenient?"

Shu Ning wanted to eat another peach, but after hearing what Jiang Lin said, he stopped eating it.

At that time, I was really upset, and I couldn't be embarrassed to death.

However, it didn't take long for Shu Ning to feel a pain in his stomach as if being pricked by a needle.

"what happened?"

Hearing Shu Ning moaning, Jiang Lin leaned over.

"stomachache."

"Did you eat a bad stomach?"

"It's not like, it seems to be acute appendicitis."

Shu Ning clutched her lower right abdomen, sweating profusely. Jiang Lin touched her forehead and felt a little feverish.

Maybe appendicitis.

"If you don't pay attention to your diet and you are greedy, this will give you a headache."

Jiang Lin frowned. If there are traumas, or even some internal injuries, he can cure them, but if he is sick, he will not be able to.

There are no people in this barren mountain.

Just when Jiang Lin was at a loss, the sound of carriages and horses seemed to be heard in the distance.

Qian Zhenzhen and his apprentice were driving a big carriage. Ah Fa was very sleepy. It was not so comfortable to ride in a carriage, especially a fast carriage.

"Master, can we rest for a while? Although the client is the boss, we shouldn't be in such a hurry, right? Go to the provincial capital overnight?"

Ah Fa couldn't help complaining to his master, but ended up eating his master's meal and scolding: "You know the shit! The guy in here was born during the yin, yin, yin, yin, yin, yin, yin, yin, yin, yin, yin, yin, yin, yin, yin, yin, yin, yin, yin, yin, yin, yin, yin, yin, yin, yin and yin, and there are signs of corpse transformation. Besides, your stingy and jealous uncle might catch up and destroy our business. I can rest assured if the corpse is not transported to the provincial capital as soon as possible! Especially today, if your goddamn uncle does anything We'll have to suffer."

"today?"

Qian Zhenren pointed to the moon that was about to be consummated in the sky, and explained: "Today is a cloudy year, a cloudy moon and a cloudy day. If the moon tonight shines on the corpse, it will immediately turn into a zombie. When it is time, then it is fierce, and its power is infinite, just pinching it like this, you can't die any more."

While explaining to his apprentice, Qian Zhenzhen also imitated the appearance of a zombie and pinched Ah Fa's neck.

Wu Zhenren, who was hiding under the carriage, heard that Qian Zhenren was saying that he was stingy and jealous, and that he should not die. He was so angry that white smoke came from his nostrils, so he was about to turn into the carriage and open the coffin. There was shouting from the front.

"Friend, friend, please make it easy! There is a patient here."

Jiang Lin helped Shu Ning to the middle of the road and stopped the carriage.

Because his attention had been on Shu Ning before, Jiang Lin didn't realize that Qian Zhenzhen and his apprentice were actually on the carriage.

It's not an ordinary coincidence!

"You are courting death. You are here in the middle of the night. Today is very dangerous, do you know? Today is a cloudy year, a cloudy moon, a cloudy day!"

When Qian Zhenzhen saw Jiang Lin and Shu Ning, he stopped the carriage and trained them.

In his opinion, this day and night are still outside, it is really courting death.

"Yo, it seems that the two of you are eloping, no, shit! In the middle of the night, in the wild mountains and mountains, you are also in the mood to consummate the house. After a while, there will be ghosts everywhere!"

Seeing Shu Ning clutching his lower abdomen and snuggling into Jiang Lin's arms, the expression on Qian Zhenren's face became strange.

He thought that Jiang Lin and Shu Ning were doing something indescribable here.

Chapter [*]: Vicious Wu Zhenren

"Come on, we're going to the provincial capital, where there is a hospital where you can see gynecology. Brother, you don't pay attention to your work, and you chose such a time. Fortunately, you met my first family in Maoshan tonight. Zhenren Qian, if you don’t get killed by ghosts and monsters, you will encounter beasts. Now you don’t have to be afraid, what kind of monsters, ghosts and ghosts, if you meet me, Qian Zhenren, you will definitely be doomed!”

Qian Zhenzhen thought that Jiang Lin and Shu Ning were careless and they were going to see a gynecologist.

Since he met someone in difficulty along the way, Zhenren Qian was still willing to give him a hand within his ability.