I Contracted Myself

【806】The Lord of Bad Taste

When Ma Lie entered a lost door, an accident happened.

He felt his body falling uncontrollably, and at the same time he heard a voice in his ear: "The player Ma Lie has entered the multiplayer dungeon world, and the player's most important people will be selected and added to the game (1/3)."

etc.

My most important person?

Many of his past friends immediately came to mind in Ma Lie's mind, and they were all comrades who fought against the Beisen Dynasty with him.

But those comrades have died long ago, so who will be teleported in now?

Zhu Chixia is very satisfied with her life.

I work and practice every day, watch TV series in my free time, and chat with others online. My life is as happy as a god.

He is not a very ambitious person. When there is no pressure, he can easily get by. He doesn’t need to be too strong in cultivation, just a little progress every day is enough. He doesn’t need too much money, just enough to spend. He wants My happiness is very simple and I am satisfied easily.

At night, when he was about to open the section that children should not read and start sprinting, he suddenly disappeared into thin air.

"My pants!"

Zhu Chixia fell quickly and quickly took out a pair of pants from the storage space and put them on.

At the same time, a woman's voice sounded in his ears: "Your friend player Ma Lie has entered the multiplayer dungeon world, and you are invited to join the game together (2/3)."

meeting room.

Wuming is discussing the issue of compensation and pensions with everyone. Compensation is mainly given to workers who cooperate with scholars, while pensions are given to families of scholars. The two groups of people are different.

However, when Wuming was about to speak, his body suddenly felt light and he was already falling when he regained consciousness.

"What's happening here?"

Wuming blinked and didn't react at all.

Who could teleport him from the Great Wilderness Zone without permission?

The next moment, he received the message: "Your friend player Ma Lie has entered the multiplayer copy world, and you are invited to join the game together (3/3)."

"Everyone is here, let's enter the world, please have fun!"

The next moment, a voice sounded, and three people fell into a dark room at the same time.

When Ma Lie saw Zhu Chixia and Wuming, he suddenly felt embarrassed. He opened his mouth, not knowing how to explain.

"Invited? This is completely a forced teleportation!" Wuming thought with a headache, then looked at Ma Lie and said, "Long time no see, don't take it too seriously, after all, you don't want to either."

He still remembered Ma Lie. After all, it was because of Ma Lie's commission that the series of events in the Eternal Silence Prison Tower started. However, he didn't expect to be involved again this time. What a bad fate.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wuming, I didn't know this would happen." Ma Lie knew very well that Wuming still had a lot of important things to do. Being transported here inexplicably would probably affect many people and many things.

Wuming smiled and said: "It's okay. It's useless to regret it now. Let's take a look at the situation first."

"Ma Lie, what is going on with us now, and... is the unknown master real?" Zhu Chixia sneaked closer to Ma Lie at this time, her voice was relatively normal at first, and then turned into a low whisper. .

Ma Lie smiled bitterly and said: "We are now in the world of the Lost Gate. I don't know what's going on. As for Mr. Wuming, of course it is true. Don't talk nonsense."

"Yeah, yeah, I listen to you." Zhu Chixia said cowardly.

Fortunately, he was with Ma Lie and Wuming when he was teleported, otherwise he would have been frightened to death.

Wuming observed the room at this time and found that the room was a round earthen room. No, strictly speaking it should be a hole in the ground.

He walked slowly to the exit, and could vaguely see light through the passage.

Suddenly, a strange sound sounded, and the three of them immediately noticed changes in their bodies. Nameless hands were covered with black hard shells, and two tentacles sprouted from their foreheads.

Ma Lie's legs turned into grasshopper shapes, and a pair of wings grew out of his back.

The worst thing was that of Zhu Chixia. His abdomen became huge, and at the same time, sharp 'chrysanthemums' grew under his buttocks, and he even secreted liquid involuntarily.

"What's going on?" Zhu Chixia said in shock.

Wuming frowned and said: "My characteristics are ants, Malie, your characteristics are grasshoppers, this friend... seems to be an aphid?"

"Master Wuming, my name is Zhu Chixia, why did I turn into an aphid?" Zhu Chixia said with tears in her eyes.

At least it would be nice to turn into an ant or a grasshopper, but he turned into an aphid and secreted liquid from his butt. This is too disturbing.

Wuming suppressed a smile and said: "I don't know. After all, we are the first batch of people to enter the Lost Gate. What is the situation inside the Lost Gate? There is no precedent to refer to. We can only take it one step at a time."

"Don't tell me yet, Lao Zhu, the liquid you secrete is a bit fragrant. How about I take a taste?" Ma Lie said curiously.

Zhu Chixia gave Ma Lie a roll of her eyes and said, "If you want to be the eighth child, I won't stop you. Just give it a try."

"Forget it, if it's your poop, then I'm eating shit." Ma Lie thought carefully and said.

Wuming suppressed a smile and said: "According to the current information, we are equivalent to a group. If according to the configuration of the war priest, I must be a warrior. Could it be that Ma Lie is a mage... Then Zhu Chixia may be... a priest, The fluid he secretes may have the effect of treating injuries, so let’s give it a try.”

"..."

Ma Lie looked at Zhu Chixia with a troubled expression. Zhu Chixia blinked and said with an equally ugly expression, "I feel a little disgusted."

At this time, Ma Lie dipped his trembling hands into some of the liquid secreted by Zhu Chixia, and moved his trembling body closer to his mouth. Both Zhu Chixia and Wuming began to tremble, feeling inexplicable terror.

"Ahem, maybe forget it." Wuming couldn't help but say.

Malie immediately collapsed on the ground, nodded and said, "That's right, let's wait until we are really injured before we talk."

At this time, a female voice sounded: "The mission has been announced. The evil scientist Gu Yue is obsessed with insects and uses terrible insect light waves to turn all creatures in the world into insects. Only Xia Shu, a doctor of biology, can develop the antidote. Please find it in Gu Yue Xia Shu protected Xia Shu until the antidote was developed. "

"What the hell kind of plot is this!" Zhu Chixia couldn't help but cursed.

Wuming said: "Okay, no matter how outrageous the plot is, what we have to do now is to find Dr. Xia Shu, a biology doctor, and protect Xia Shu."

"One question, why is there no reward or punishment for this task?" Ma Lie said.

Wuming shook his head and said: "I don't know. In short, let's take action. There will be no results from our discussion here."

After saying that, he walked out through the passage. Ma Lie and Zhu Chixia had no choice but to follow. When they walked through the long passage and came to the outside world, they were all dumbfounded.

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