I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange rules talk

But even so, the old man still wanted to see what was going on with his body.

This film must also be shot.

What if there is a miracle?

The little nurse who had just returned to the duty room was called again by Dr. Qin Shou.

The old man pushed the three times, five times and two times to the CT room and finished filming.

"So soon? Is it done?"

The old man doesn't feel much yet, just a "beep" sound and he'll be fine?

"That's right, our hospital's equipment is among the most advanced in the country, and we can produce pictures in seconds!"

Dr. Qin Shou looked proud of this.

"Okay, okay, hurry up, show me the film quickly, let me see what's going on with my body."

"Give!"

The little nurse smiled sweetly and handed the old man a piece of paper that was one circle smaller than a playing card.

?

"It's so small? That's not how you show off how awesome your equipment is, right? I have presbyopia. Can you help me magnify it?"

"Well"

The little nurse smiled apologetically, her signature smile still on her face.

"Old man, you misunderstood. It's not that the film was too small, it was that it was not all produced. What you are holding now is one eighty-eighth of the entire film."

Old man:? ? ?

Seeing the other party's doubts, the little nurse sweetly continued to explain.

"In the future, between 18:00 and 24:00 in the evening, you only need to come to our CT room to check in for five minutes every day, and we will randomly select 1 to 3 new films for you."

hiss?

Such a familiar feeling.

Marco?

Jiang Xiao couldn't help but interject and asked.

"Let me ask, if nothing else happens, you guys, from 1 to 3 pieces, will you only be given one piece at most?"

Neither the nurse nor the attending physician spoke.

But that playful expression was already warning Jiang Xiao to speak less if he couldn't speak.

Ouch, shit!

The old man is getting anxious, why don't you think it's all about yourself?

"No, doctor, you won't do this to me! I can wait, but my body can't wait!"

"So? You want to see the complete chest X-ray in advance?"

wipe!

The old man has never felt so mullet-roe as he does today.

"Doctor! Isn't this nonsense what you said! Of course I want to see it in advance!"

Here comes the work~

The doctor gave the little nurse a "you know" look.

Although the latter looked helpless, he could only follow the rules and pull the old man to sign a charging contract.

"Then you can sign this membership contract. It only costs 300 yuan a month. After signing, you can enjoy our advanced on-demand movie viewing service for only 50 yuan a piece."

What?

What capitalist?

"Fifty yuan a piece? Will it cost me 4,000 yuan to see this? No, it's 4,300 with membership! I just want to see a simple CT scan? Why don't you go and grab it?!"

"Oh? Old sir, do you think it's too expensive?"

"What the hell are you talking about! Isn't your price exorbitant?!"

‘Bah! ’

The little nurse clapped her hands and immediately quit the new service.

"If you sign up for our annual membership, the total cost is not only 10% cheaper than a monthly membership, but you can also enjoy 20% off movie viewing services. The annual membership price for one year is 2588!"

wipe?

The old man counted the numbers on his hands for a long time and found that paying an annual fee seemed to be a bigger loss!

"I'm only watching this movie once, not every day! What's the use of the annual fee?!"

"So, the old gentleman thinks the annual fee is too high?"

"That's right! It's just expensive!"

"It still doesn't matter. Then you can sign our continuous renewal contract and it will be automatically renewed when it expires. In this case, the first year's fee will only be 1,788!"

"Can I not renew after signing?"

"Yes, but you must first take your personal medical insurance card, critical illness plan, rice subsidy certificate and household registration booklet of the whole family, and then go to our provincial tertiary A or above hospital to issue evidence of contract termination, and then go back to the town to find it. "Brigade Headquarters"

"Definitely! Shut up, shut up! I'll keep it open for a month!"

The price for a month is as high as 300 yuan!

"Can you watch it now?"

"Wait a minute, sir, although you are our member, you need to load to watch the movie. You are now our ordinary member, so the download speed is limited to less than 10k. Please wait patiently."

Old man:? ? ?

I took a look at the memory size of the film and found that a small one is as high as 2G.

When I downloaded all this horse riding, I guess the grass on my grave will be more than two meters high!

Tsk!

Why do you feel like you won't be able to walk out of this CT room alive tonight?

"Doctor, can you think of a way to make it download faster? The disease waits for no one!"

"Sorry, I tried my best, but..."

The attending physician pushed up his glasses and continued.

"But you can sign our iFlytek membership contract and enjoy the rapid downloading service, and you can even preview it online. Yes, you heard it right, no need to download, preview online, this service is currently on sale, only 998!"

The little nurse immediately blushed and continued shouting as the doctor said.

"You can't buy it at 998 and suffer, you can't be fooled by buying it at 998, 998! 998! All prices are only 998! Complete chest X-ray, you can take it home right away!"

OK~

The old man also accepted his fate.

Black Heart Hospital, I might as well continue to lie on the bed.

At least no one told me these messy things on the paralyzed bed.

"Okay, I'll open it. I'll open this iFlytek membership. Can I watch movies now?"

There was no light in the old man's eyes, and his speech became weak.

"Wait a moment, it'll be ready soon."

"good"

lThe old man dragged out the last sound of the word "good" before he finished speaking.

"What the heck! I've already signed up for iFlytek membership. What do you mean [wait a moment] [can watch immediately]? Now! I want to see the movie right away!"

"Oh, sir, I know you are in a hurry, but don't be in a hurry. Although you are a member, we need to transfer these chest films to the network disk first, and then preview them online or download them quickly."

"Then you should hurry up and turn around! You've got a lot of trouble with me! Is it easy for me?"

"No problem, no problem, but you have to pay an advance preview fee of 50 yuan per ticket first."

Wang Defa!

why? !

The little nurse's words made the old man furious.

"Isn't it only fifty yuan a piece to start with? Did I not give you the money or something happened? Isn't your appearance too ugly? I want to complain! I want to complain to the end!"

complaint?

That won't work!

At the critical moment, the attending physician had to come and explain.

"Calm down, calm down, old sir, please calm down first. Xiaoqin is new here and doesn't understand the rules. She is stupid and can't speak. The truth is, you have already paid for the movie in our hospital, but now you have to go through If you want to watch it on iFlytek, you need to pay extra, and this money is not charged by our hospital, but the price charged by the iFlytek network disk."

"Then can the money I gave to your hospital be refunded?"

The old man asked.

"Of course not! Because without us, you wouldn't be able to log in to our hospital database to watch movies through a personal user, right?"

"It's expensive! Which hospital can show films as dark as yours? You are treating me as a grievance to be slaughtered!"

"Why is it expensive? The price has been the same for so many years. Don't talk nonsense with your eyes open. Our hospital is in a difficult situation. It loses money every year. Why is it expensive? Sometimes you look for your own reasons. The salary has not increased after so many years. You didn’t work hard, okay?”

Gift crab.

The old man raised his hand and pointed tremblingly at Dr. Qin Shou in front of him. He looked like he was about to die. He was so angry that he had too much air and too little air.

Is this human language?

Haven't labor and management been paralyzed under your noses for more than ten years? !

Dr. Qin Shou and Nurse Xiaoqin performed harmoniously.

Jiang Xiao on the side was stunned to see Flax.

What is robbery?

What I did with Little Pink Hair was too low!

Look at what this business is doing, it’s so profitable!

"hiss?"

Seeing that the old man seemed unwilling to pay any more money, the attending physician couldn't help but raise his eyebrows at the young nurse.

Now that things have come to this, we can only resort to the last trick.

The little nurse hesitated.

She always felt that doing so was not a good idea.

Just as she was hesitating, the doctor coughed several more times, urging her to hurry up.

Eh~

Just accept your fate.

Otherwise, what else can be done?

After all, I still need the job given by the hospital.