I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

In addition to binding to the virus, the antibody blocks nerve conduction and causes muscle weakness.

Simply put, the virus blocks nerve conduction. "

"Wow!!!"

Dali heard Ji Yu's words, and looked adored: "Cousin, you are amazing!"

Ji Yu: "..."

For the first time, I felt complicated because of being praised.

Yifei tasted what Pin Jiyu said, and speculated: "Could it be that the true love virus hinders nerve conduction, so Dali's IQ is lowered?"

"It's also way too low."

Meijia looked at Chao Jiyu's nympho Dali and said, "I suspect that the true love virus has directly occupied Dali's brain. I feel that my IQ is higher than that of Dali!"

vigorously:"???"

Hearing Mika's words, Dali's small expression changed instantly.

From a look of admiration to a grievance Baba.

Seeing this, Ji Yu touched Dali's head again and comforted: "It's okay, your IQ is high, you can dominate the game by lowering it a little!"

"Really?" Dali didn't believe it.

"Really!" Ji Yu nodded firmly.

Seeing this, I was immediately happy.

She shook her head with a smile and said, "By the way, what game are you talking about?"

Ji Yu: "????"

To die!Dali doesn't even remember the game!

Originally thought that the sick Dali would not stay as drunk as drunk, but now it seems that he is naive!

Seeing Dali like this, Meijia sighed and said, "' ˇ Jiyu, you better spread the virus away, Dali really can't do it like this."

"Well." Ji Yu nodded and said, "It seems that this is the only way to go."

Although it's hard to feel sick, but for the sake of strength, he can!

After making up his mind, Ji Yu clenched his fist at Dali and said, "Believe in yourself, you can defeat the virus, come on!"

That's how he got the curry paste disease yesterday.

Dali heard Ji Yu's words, and his face was moved: "I will do my best!"

Yifei: "...Listen to Dali's tone, this trick seems useless."

Ji Yu used a thermometer to measure Dali's temperature, still.

Mika thought about it for a while, and said with a flash of light: "Try blowing a kiss, the effect of blowing a kiss is good!"

Yesterday, Curry Sauce and Zhao Haitang were infected by blowing kisses to each other!

Ji Yu recalled this scene, and immediately blew a kiss to Dali, and said, "Mom."

"What?" Dali also smiled and blew a kiss to Ji Yu.

The two flew for several rounds, and the temperature gun was tested, and it was still.

"It's useless." Ji Yu said.

Seeing this, Yi Fei actively offered advice: "Try (get Zhao) to put your arms around you and sneeze at you vigorously, Xiaoxian and Ziqiao are both infected like this!"

Hearing this, Ji Yu decisively stretched out his arms to wrap his arms around Dali's waist.

He looked into Dali's eyes affectionately and said, "Dali, sneeze at me."

Mika: "..."

I always feel that this request is a bit perverted.

Looking at Ji Yu vigorously, he said, "Do you still love me after sneezing?"

"Love!" Ji Yu replied decisively.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Droplets sprayed Ji Yu's face.

Ji Yu: "..."

Favorability -1 gas.

In a complicated mood, I measured the temperature, still.

"How could this be!" Meijia looked puzzled and said, "According to the speed of yesterday, this disease should be contagious!"

"I know why."

Vigorously pouted, looked at Ji Yu, and complained: "Because my cousin's true love is not me, but curry sauce, right?"

Ji Yu: "???"

I don't even remember the game, but Dali remembers this!

O woman! .

Chapter 374

Yifei and Mika almost laughed when they heard Dali's words.

"I didn't expect that Dali would be jealous!" Yifei whispered.

"It's so obvious." Mika's aunt smiled, feeling like she was eating a new type of dog food.

This dog food is sour and sweet, sweet and sour, with endless aftertaste!

Ji Yu pinched his bulging face and coaxed, "I don't love curry sauce, I only love you."

"!" Dali heard this, his eyes lit up.

But the snot running faster and faster reminded her that Ji Yu did not infect her true love virus.

This is not convincing.

"Humph!" Dali immediately turned his head and pouted, "How to prove it? I don't believe it."

Ji Yu: "???"

Is there a proof of true love?

Thinking that it was all caused by the true love virus, Ji Yu decided to solve the problem from the source.

He rubbed Dali's head and said, "The true love virus is fake. Curry sauce and I just happened to catch colds one after another, not because of true love."

When Dali heard this, his brows immediately wrinkled, and he said, "I brought up the true love virus. You said it was fake, and you questioned me!"

Ji Yu: "???"

He was wrong.

He shouldn't be reasoning with Dali!

"Ha ha ha ha."

Yifei and Mika couldn't help laughing when they heard Dali's words.

Never thought that Dali would still be so unreasonable.

"Ji Yu, use your invincible head to think of a way to spread the disease away, or you won't be able to coax him vigorously." Yi Fei said with a smirk.

When Mika heard the words, she suddenly had a flash of inspiration and suggested, "I heard that the second dimension has a flower kiss therapy, which seems to be very effective in treating colds. Do you want to try it?"

Ji Yu: "????"

Do you know flower kiss therapy? !

857 heard this new word vigorously, and couldn't care less about being jealous, his head was full of curiosity.

She looked at Ji Yu and wondered, "What is flower kiss therapy? Kiss?"

Seeing Dali's dazed appearance, Ji Yu touched her head and said, "Don't ask questions, children."

vigorously:"???"

Yifei, like Dali, didn't know what flower kiss therapy meant.

She looked at Mika with a curious expression: "What is this therapy you're talking about?"

When Mika heard the words, she whispered popular science to her: "It's when you have a cold, two people make sauce... The source seems to be a work called "Flower Kiss", referred to as "Flower Kiss Therapy"!"

When I was in Mega Cope, I vigorously wanted to lean over my head to listen.

Ji Yu quickly wrapped his hands around Dali's waist and said, "Children can't listen."

Hearing the words vigorously, his mouth pouted unconvincingly: "I'm an adult!"

"Oh? Is that so?" Ji Yu thought about it and said, "Every adult can memorize the nine-nine multiplication table, can you?"

"Yes!"

Vigorously and confidently stretched out his finger and said, "One for one, one for two, two for one, three for three..."

"Pfft." Ji Yu almost laughed when he saw this scene.

The little cousin's way of breaking her fingers and carrying the multiplication table is too cute!

aside.

After listening to the popular science, Yifei complained: "As expected of the second dimension, it is so beautiful to talk about pornography."

Mika smiled, looked at Ji Yu, and suggested again: "Ji Yu, do you want to try the flower kiss therapy?"

"No." Ji Yu decisively refused.

He glanced at the force that was carrying "two two get four", and he really couldn't do it.

As far as the current IQ is, the five-year-old can't be more!