I’m Really a Superstar

"God turns."

"Ah, hahahaha"

"Who will help me? I laughed and fell."

"Zhang Wei, you are too naughty, I was waiting at the end."

"Isn't it not to be a Tiffany classic?"

"What about the pen? I have to write down and learn a little bit from here, and I will be invincible in the world."

The scene has been blasted by a piece of laughter, which can be said to be the highest score of laughter since the launch of the Zhangye talk show.

Dong Shanshan smiles at his face

Wang Hao smiled straight high heels

A Qian and Xiao Yu are hammering their thighs

The four sisters and several videographers were grinning. They were closest to the audio reception. They didn't want to affect the live broadcast. They could only hold it, but the tears that trembled from the corner of their eyes could be seen. Several cameras were fast. The laughter passed and even affected the shooting.

- What is this Tianye?

We thought that you would know that Li Puyu would find out that he is a good person. The result is that he came out with such a sentence. Hahaha, what do you think? You turned this too. Nima is unexpected. Teacher Zhang, you are so troubled, Li Puyu will cry. Will cry

Some people don't like to listen.

The black man said: "How to swear"

Zhang Wei blinked in confusion. "Women? Who is swearing? I said, 'Treasure money, ah, Tian, ​​don’t you know what it means? Hey, you foreigners may not know Chinese very well. In our country, Tian is the meaning of gold coins. jINHI's pinyin abbreviation, what is gold coin? It is a valuable item, it is very valuable and very radiant, I am praising Li Puyu's teacher, where do I have a swearing intention?"

Black: "...¥"

When the audience heard it, it was even more fun. "Ha ha ha"

Zhang Wei pointed out to the black man, "Do not believe you ask everyone, what does Tian mean?"

The audiences of all the republics shouted in unison: "Of course it is gold coins, hahaha."

"Look, I didn't say anything wrong?" Zhang Yan shrugged. "We are a high-end show. How can there be horrible words?"

The blacks are crying, your sister, you really think that I don't know Chinese.

The old man and the company’s leader under the audience looked at Feng Guiqin with a smile. "You are big enough for this new column."

Feng Guiqin was also teased for a long time, and now he just took a breath and gasped: "Fortunately, Internet TV, the scale can be bigger, as long as there is no obvious banned words."

Wang Xiong smiled and said: "I can see it. Xiao Zhang’s current column is a fun addiction. It’s not going to be a Korean for a whole period of time?”

Unfortunately, Wang Xiong really guessed it.

The laughter continued to be a bit long, about five or six seconds. When they finished laughing, Zhang Wei continued: "Speaking of Koreans, I have always envied them all the time. Do you know why? Because our country's comic actors are young. I have to carry one thing - the name of the newspaper, and many of us who have learned the broadcasting profession have been asked to recite it at school, and practice a mouthful of skin. There are a total of 10B dishes. As a republic, I feel very painful at this moment. I am going to take it all down."

The audience immediately applauded

"Come a section"

"Yes, come one"

Dong Shanshan, a sneak peek, they did not pass the "Reporting Name" to go to school, but there is a teacher who advises everyone to practice, but there is no mandatory requirement.

Other colleagues do not know that Zhang Haoxing can't.

This world also has the cross-talking program "Reporting Name". Because it is too traditional, the history of Manchu and Han has not changed, so it naturally exists. Zhang Wei had specially checked it before.

Zhang Xiao smiled. "Well, I will simply come to a short section. Well, I invite you to eat... steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, burnt duck..." Zhang Wei began to talk very much. Slow, but the more you talk, the more you move, the more you move, the more you stop. There is almost no pause in the back. "Burning chicken, roast goose, marinated salted duck sauce, chicken bacon, pine flower, small belly, hanging meat sausage, assorted su dish, smoked chicken, white belly Steamed Babao pigs, rice, stuffed ducks, pots, pheasant pots, halved assorted marinated goose, prawn, etc..." This set of solid foundations, although there is nothing to laugh, but it is very shocking. Zhang Wei’s mouth is even more eloquent than many domestic comic actors.

"it is good"

"well said"

Everyone immediately sent a round of applause

Wang Hao and several other hosts have also applauded and praised them. From the basic point of view, they are not as good as Zhang Wei, and they are not as good as Zhang Wei. No matter how hard his mouth is, the basic skills of others are solid. Take less time, give it a thorough

In fact, this is all the memory of the search capsule. Zhang Hao can spend almost all of his reputation on the capsules in these days. There are more and more memories in his mind, and the capital is getting thicker and thicker. The mouth is still a matter of words, and even now he has no problem with the "reported dish name" on his back, because he is different from other people's rote memorization, his memory is directly extracted.

An episode, simply revealing a hand, Zhang Wei continued to laugh and said: "Is it tired to listen? I have to back 10B dishes, so I am especially envious of Korean counterparts, if I should be more Ok, it’s especially easy to carry it up.” He cleared his throat and said, “I invite you to eat... Kimchi Smecta Kimchi Smecta Kimchi Smecta Kimchi Smecta... and Kimchi Smecta”

"Ha ha ha"

"Hey, it’s too funny."

"They only have kimchi."

The audience laughed again.

Zhang Wei’s voice just came back and came back, but he said: “But then I found out that I was wrong. I met a Korean comic actor whose name is actually longer than ours and the variety is more abundant.” Everyone’s incomprehensible eyes, Zhang Wei said: “First of all, their first 10B dishes are exactly the same as us.

Wang Hao, who was taking a sip of water, squirted the water out.

A Qian, who was sitting in front of the water, was sprayed with water, but he didn’t care, he laughed and patted his legs.

Chinese characters are yours?

Is the text printing yours?

The Dragon Boat Festival is also yours?

Zhang Wei’s words about their 10B dishes are the same as those of us, showing the despicable image of the Korean nation in the eyes of the Chinese people.

"After finishing this pile, and finally the duck duck, they have to add one." Zhang Yi raised his hand and stroked. "From Changbai Mountain to the three thousand miles of the Bohai Bay, the mountains and rivers stretch for 5,000 years and continue the traditional cuisine of the Republic of Korea. - Kimchi Smecta

"Ha ha ha ha"

啪啪啪

Applause sounded in laughter

Zhang Wei has just finished, and the next paragraph has come again. "In fact, the name of food is different. Every place is different. For example, in the north, it is called 馄饨, and in Sichuan, it is called 'Dragon's hand, right? "Looking at the audience, "If you come to Korea, do you know what it is?"

"To South Korea?"

"do not know."

"What is it?"

The audience was curious to ask questions.

Zhang Yiyi raised his hand and made a gesture similar to Fang Fang’s exaggeration: "From Changbai Mountain to the three thousand miles of the Bohai Bay, the mountains and rivers stretch for 5,000 years and the original traditional cuisine of the Republic of Korea - 馄饨Smith"

When Zhang Weigang said "from Changbai Mountain", the audience understood what he was going to say. From here, he began to laugh.

"哎呦"

"Ha ha ha ha"

"Let me have a break, I can't smile."

The audience went back and forth one by one, and some laughed at the low ground and squatted on the floor and smiled.

As a result, Zhang Wei was not prepared to give everyone a chance to rest. Looking at several audiences who were wiping tears, the next paragraph came again. "When it comes to Korean food, I want to give everyone a knowledge here. "See someone laughing, Zhang Hao shaking hands: "It's not a joke, it's really a knowledge."

Everyone calmed down and listened.

Some blink, some are curious.

Zhang Wei looked at everyone: "To be honest, I really can't understand why Koreans like kimchi so much, although I like to eat, right, the taste is crisp, sour, sweet and spicy. Well, the most important thing is cheap. It’s such a thing, but they can’t live without it. They eat kimchi no matter what they eat, so I’m here to persuade people in front of the TV and at the place. If you can’t eat kimchi, try not to eat because the pickled foods are Carcinogenic

Carcinogenic?

Indeed, this is scientifically based.

The audience thought it was a science of knowledge and they listened carefully.

However, Zhang Wei said: "Well, this is why when we watched the Korean drama, the two people just got together... It will take a long time for a person to get a terminal illness."

Speaking of the audience here, I have already started laughing.

Zhang Wei stared at the camera and pointed out: "Do you think it is a plot of dog blood? Not kimchi."

The last sentence is "Kimchi", the whole audience has already laughed.

A lot of people laughed and called the applause again drowning the entire recording studio.

now.

I watched the live broadcast on the Internet and laughed.

"Zhang Wei teacher is too bullish - forced"

"I always knew that Teacher Zhang was bully - but I didn't expect him to be so bullish."

"Hahaha, it’s so cool, it’s so cool. Today’s Zhang Huan is like God.”

"I have been addicted to it. I didn't know Zhang Hao. I went to today to know that I am ignorant. Is there such a star in China? Is there such a good-looking, deflated and funny entertainment program?" Zhang Wei, I am now your fan."

"Oh, your mother is funny."

"Is this going to be a special event in Korea?"

“Is it a stick from start to finish? It’s so cool”

"I have never been so comfortable as I am today."

"Zhang Hao's mouth is his mother's arrogance. You see, there are so many great students and brain powders coming over and swearing. Now they are smashed by Teacher Zhang Wei."

"How can there be so many things in Teacher Zhang's mind? Didn't he have a conflict with Li Puyu during the day? It was live at night, and it was too late to write a manuscript. How can these classic paragraphs be one after another? Teacher Zhang Wei’s essay is absolutely perfect."

Wencai?

This actually requires the **** of the shit.

What is the section of the stick? Zhang Wei can say that three days and three nights without a heavy sample

In the world of Zhang Wei, whether it is a cross talk or a talk show, there have been four things in these years.

First, pick up the stick.

Second, small Japan.

Third, the old beauty.

Four... continue to lick the stick