Jiayou's Fun

The sky is gray.

The ground is wet.

The feeble lead clouds, like the tail of a mountain sparrow with its legs broken, hang sickly above the head, with bright raindrops falling sparsely downwards.

Lu Qian was awakened by the slightly cold raindrops. His body shivered, and he turned over with difficulty and looked up at the sky.

The raindrops fell, fell.

The crystal raindrops left clear traces in the air and hit the cheeks, sending a chill into the skin.

'chill'?

Lu Qian shivered - since he became successful in cultivation, how many years has he not felt the cold?

The feeling of raindrops falling and hitting his body reminded Lu Qian of some unbearable past events - it was like, in his previous life, he was lying on a hospital bed unable to move, and helplessly looked at the automatic nozzle in the ward, Wow Countless crystal water droplets were sprayed out in one fell swoop, drenching himself, the hospital bed, and the surrounding rescue equipment.

The coldness of that day was almost the same as the chill in the raindrops now. It was cold to the core and bone marrow.

Lu Qian coughed.

I have a little pain in my neck. It should be that several joints of the cervical vertebrae are misaligned and compressing the nerves.

There is a bit of swelling in the neck. It should be that several blood vessels are damaged and blood is blocked in the body.

His internal organs were burning and sour, and all kinds of weird pains kept coming. No need to ask, the internal organs must have been severely damaged, especially a big hole should have appeared in the stomach. Gastric juice flowed out in large amounts, soaking the internal organs. The gastric juice was 'digesting' his other internal organs, so it brought Lu Qian almost miserable Howling in severe pain.

Tsk, this is the ‘Buddha-level gastric juice’ that can easily melt even gold and diamonds.

Fortunately, his internal organs were forged quite solidly, with the power of a dragon and an elephant, and could still withstand the erosion of the gastric juices produced and sold at home. Although it was painful, the internal organs were still intact, and there was no missing kidney or gallbladder.

In addition, there is something wrong with the lumbar spine.

Well, two legs are even more interesting. Lu Qian turned over and looked up at the sky, but his right calf was actually facing the sky... Was this a 180-degree spin? There was unspeakable pain in the knee. Well, it should be that all the joints and meridians were shattered.

The two arms were okay and could still move, but the two palms were swollen like boneless chicken feet.

It's the kind of boneless chicken feet that had all the bones smashed with a hammer, and then the naughty old lady chewed out all the broken bones with her teeth, and then soaked in stinky old mud pit pickles for three years.

It was extremely white, with large amounts of black and blue bruises inside.

How pitiful and pathetic.

This is……

Lu Qian shook his big head with difficulty.

There was a 'rumbling' in my mind, stars were flashing in front of my eyes, and both ears were experiencing neurological tinnitus at the same time, just like ten thirty-three-year-old cicadas screaming at the top of their lungs in the ear holes.

Thirty-three-year-old cicada? What is that thing?

Lu Qian vaguely felt that he had heard of this name.

But what exactly is the thirty-three-year-old cicada? His mind was confused and pale, and he could not recall any information related to this.

So, who am I?

Where am I?

What should I do?

Where am I going?

Lu Qian subconsciously asked the ultimate philosophical question - obviously, he failed to give himself a definite answer.

I am, I am...I am...

Severe pain hit him, and his chaotic mind felt like a chaotic void where a bloody battle between heaven and man had just broken out. It was extremely chaotic, everything was messed up, and it was impossible to clean out anything useful.

Lu Qian cursed in a low voice, and blood mixed with gastric juice kept spurting out of his mouth. There were even a lot of internal organs fragments in the strangely colored mixed juice. The pungent-smelling mixed juice slid down his cheeks, corroding his skin and causing it to sting. Especially, it irritated his throat. Lu Qian couldn't help but curse in a low voice and cough violently.

In the chaotic mind, a dim light suddenly lit up.

The Taichu Hutong Pearl showed its true form and emitted a faint light, which calmed Lu Qian's extremely chaotic and severely damaged mind, and smoothed out these chaotic memories and mixed information one by one.

Thread by thread, Lu Yi's messy, almost annihilated soul was pieced together by Taichu Hun Tongzhu's efforts, and gradually turned into a small ball of light as weak as a firefly.

Compared with the spiritual image that Lu Qian once had, which was tens of thousands of feet high in his mind, this small group of spiritual souls that were easily gathered together was pitifully weak, and it felt quite bitter and desolate.

But, at least my head doesn't hurt so much anymore.

Lu Qian at least regained the most basic thinking ability. He shook his head, muttered in a low voice, and resolutely gave up the effort to trace his identity. If he kept digging like this, his brain would almost explode, so he might as well just let nature take its course.

When it's time to think of something, I can think of anything.

Lu Qian smiled bitterly to comfort himself, and then breathed deeply, using all his strength, breathing according to some kind of instinct.

The cool and moist air was inhaled into the body, and countless alveoli were damaged, bleeding and air leaking, and the lungs were filled with burning pain. The strong stimulation caused Lu Qian to cough violently again, vomiting blood and vomiting endlessly.

In my impression, no matter how injured the body is, as long as you take a deep breath, the injury will heal quickly.

But here, it seems useless?

Lu Qian frowned.

In a mind that was in chaos, even more chaotic than the chaotic void, a firefly-like spiritual thought emitted a faint light, and it was extremely difficult to get through an extremely weak spiritual thought.

The weak spiritual thought barely made a circle within three feet of the body, but was blown by the sky wind. Most of it dissipated in the air, and the other half trembled and fled back into the body in an extremely embarrassed manner.

What the hell is this place? Lu Qian frowned.

The Taoist rhyme is very clear and strong.

Well, that's right, this kind of thing that fills the void, is invisible and has no trace, but supports the framework of the entire world. It should be called the 'Dao Yun'... The avenues of heaven and earth are extremely powerful, traversing the void, and they emit The Taoist rhyme permeates all objects and surrounds all objects.

Everything is wrapped in Dao Yun. The Dao Yun that Lu Qian just felt when his spiritual thoughts were released is trillions of times more powerful and clearer than the Dao Yun in those previous worlds in his impression!

‘The worlds before’?

Lu Qian frowned.

The concept is weird - those previous worlds? Could it be that I have traveled to many places before and seen many scenery in the world?

It's a bit interesting, but thinking about it now has no meaning other than making my brain hurt.

The only problem now is that this extremely strong and clear rhyme of the Tao, this avenue that permeates the entire void and fills all things... is completely unshakable.

Just like the alloy Optimus Primes made of pure diamonds mixed with Chaos Spirit Gold, huge pillars with a diameter of thousands of miles and immeasurable heights stand between heaven and earth, and Lu Qian's spiritual thoughts are like a rising star. A dead, stunted mayfly, no matter how hard he hit and gnawed at the alloy Optimus Prime, he couldn't get any benefit from it.

You can see it.

Can't touch it.

Not even food or drink.

Well, the even scarier thing was that Lu Qian waited until most of the spiritual energy that had leaked out of his body dissipated, and then he faintly sensed that there was actually a mighty force of heaven on top of the alloy Optimus Prime.

The outside of Optimus Prime, which was already extremely solid and could not be touched by a little bug like him, actually deployed a super mountain-suppressing formation to guard Optimus Prime firmly and airtight. Any unlucky person who dares to touch this avenue or who dares to get benefits from this avenue either does not have the strength, or has the strength to touch the avenue of heaven and earth even slightly, and will be crushed and killed on the spot by this vast power.

Untouchable, absolutely untouchable.

Lu Qian took a breath... The rhythm of the Dao Dao in this world is a bit weird.

The great road is clearly presented before your eyes, but you cannot look at it, think about it, touch it, let alone absorb it, comprehend it, engrave it, or absorb it... All normal cultivation methods cannot be used.

Well, the spiritual power of heaven and earth is even more intense.

The spiritual power of this world is so rich that it is suffocating. Every time Lu Qian takes a breath, the spiritual energy of heaven and earth that enters and exits his body at will is a million or a million times more than those in the previous worlds...

The spiritual power of this world is so dense that it makes no sense.

However, the great avenue of heaven and earth is eternal and immutable, and cannot be touched or felt at all... Along with this, this extremely rich spiritual power of heaven and earth has become a flower in the mirror and the moon in the water. Every time Lu Qian took a deep breath, he could feel the mercury-like spiritual energy of heaven and earth moving in and out of his body, but it failed to leave even a trace in his body.

Water leaves traces...

This world's inspiration passed by Lu Qian's body, unwilling to leave even a trace.

The person serving the tea was an extremely high-end green tea girl. She raised her fingers and smiled at you, calling, Come and have a good time, uncle. Not even a whiff of cheap perfume was left behind.

Daoyun cannot be touched.

The inspiration cannot be absorbed.

No matter how hard Lu Qian tried, there was no magic left in his broken body. All injuries were slowly getting worse and there was no sign of healing.

Lu Qian gasped, and he suddenly remembered that he seemed to have a Buddha Kingdom with endless benefits.

One thought moves, and thousands of thoughts arise.

A stormy sea suddenly arose in Lu Qian's mind. The little bit of soul power he had just gathered was suddenly exhausted. His vision went dark and he almost fainted.

Deep in his mind, the world of mortals, which had curled up into a shimmering light, swayed slightly, emitting faint traces of Buddha light, and then there was no movement again.

The sound of low footsteps came.

Lu Qian turned his head to look with difficulty, and saw a black-gold, translucent, three-foot-long little dragon holding an unusually plump, bamboo-rat-like, golden-haired, two-foot-long little beast in its mouth and walked away step by step. return.

Tianlong Zen Staff.

In the lower realm, Lu Qian used his natal Buddha treasure, the Heavenly Seal, together with the Little Vajra Sumeru Mountain, the former dojo of Empress Qionghua, the former mother's womb, Qionghua Mountain, her mother's womb and the endless mother liquid of creation, A strange Buddha treasure was finally forged after spending countless resources.

Oh, it seems that other higher-level materials were also incorporated during the forging process.

This makes this Heavenly Dragon Zen Staff, although it is a man-made Buddhist weapon, have an almost living form. The spiritual Tianlong Zen Staff actually slipped out on his own while Lu Qian was seriously injured and in coma, and successfully hunted a fat little beast and brought it back to Lu Qian in a mess.

Lu Qian took a deep look at the Tianlong Zen Staff.

He had somewhat forgotten this guy's name, but the clear feeling of being involved in the soul's bloodline made him understand that this three-foot dragon had an extremely close relationship with him.

He exhaled and chuckled: It's beautifully done, but...

The Tianlong Zen Staff was brought to Lu Qian's head, and the wound on the little beast's neck was brought to Lu Qian's mouth.

Lu Qian smelled a slight fragrance of bamboo roots, but an extremely strong scent of animal blood. An uncontrollable sense of 'hunger' and thirst suddenly came through his body. Every cell in his body was squirming and roaring. , frantically urging him to do something quickly.

Lu Qian still glanced at the Tianlong Zen Staff.

The three-foot-long little dragon's body is crystal clear, its scales are intact, and its breath is smooth... Obviously, although Lu Qian appeared here inexplicably and was seriously injured, the Tianlong Zen Staff is countless times stronger than Lu Qian's body. , He was completely unscathed and still retained enough tyrannical combat power.

There is no perfect path. Lu Qian smiled: Do you still remember what happened?

Tianlong Chanzhang looked at Lu Yi in confusion, his eyes sparkling, he shook his head gently, two long dragon whiskers dangled at the corners of his mouth, creating a faint starlight.

The next moment, Tianlong Zen Staff opened his mouth and spit out five small 'bird eggs' the size of a thumb and shaped like quail eggs with a 'croak' sound. Gold, wood, water, fire, earth, the faint aura of the five elements surrounds the five small eggs. Through the translucent eggshell, you can see a white cat, a green dragon, a black dragon, a red bird, and a unicorn curled up inside.

The five little beasts were only the size of sesame seeds, and their Qi was extremely weak, like candles in a hurricane that could be extinguished at any time.

Lu Qian's heart twitched violently. He gritted his teeth and felt the weak vitality of the five little eggs. He shook his head and with difficulty opened a bone-deep wound on his chest and cut the five little eggs into pieces. It was pushed away and embedded in his own wound.

He gently applied a piece of drooped flesh and blood to cover the five little eggs. Feeling that his essence and blood were slowly nourishing the five little eggs, Lu Qian breathed a sigh of relief and nodded lightly.

The five small eggs lit up with a faint light, and there was also a strange qi traction, which blended with Lu Qian's aura.

Lu Qian opened his mouth and bit the almost penetrating wound on the neck of the little beast brought by the Tianlong Zen Staff. Suddenly, he swallowed a large amount of thick, fragrant blood with a strong bamboo root smell. .

Wisps of weak heat flowed through the body.

Lu Qian's exhausted body was like the Gobi Desert that had been dry for 100,000 years and suddenly ushered in the drizzle. His body greedily devoured the foreign plasma. His severely injured body slowly recovered.

It's not enough, we need more. Lu Qian looked at the Tianlong Zen Staff and said solemnly: More blood and essence... more meat!

'Crack', Lu Qian opened his mouth and bit down hard, trying to tear off a piece of animal meat from the neck of his little hand... As a result, his teeth bit a piece of broken bone, which was much harder than his big teeth. , Lu Qian's teeth were chipped away before he could chew the animal meat, and the pain made his eyes go black.

Tianlong Zen Staff looked at Lu Yi in confusion.

Lu Qian smiled bitterly, spitting out his broken teeth and a mouthful of old blood, and then he put his hands on the little beast's wound, sucking hard like a suckling baby.

The rain is getting heavier.

The light rain gradually turned into a downpour.

Lu Qian lay in the rain, shivering from the cold. The Tianlong Zen Staff held his collar, dragging him a little awkwardly, and moved little by little toward a small forest in the distance. Lu Qian's heavy body left a long dragging mark in the mud, which was quickly wiped away by the heavy rain.

The sound of axles rubbing against each other was heard in the distance, mixed with the sound of sporadic horse hooves.

A small team trudged hard in the rain, and there was a faint sound of curses.