Konoha: The thirty-year-old Uchiha is not motivated

Ps: Sure enough, drag racing is not my field. Just to prove that Ah Yin is not a eunuch, I wrote a little too much in the last chapter, so I was blocked for a whole night. In the end, I deleted a few hundred words and asked the editor to solve it. Woo woo woo , I won’t engage in HS next time~

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"Hmm~ Is this what peace tastes like?"

In the early morning, a dazzling ray of sunlight shines through the gap in the curtains and shines directly on a handsome face who is sleeping soundly. Along with the roar of people outside the window, Uchiha Gin, who just had a gut fight last night, Awakening from a brief dream,

After stretching out his hand to block the scorching sunlight in front of his eyes, he slowly straightened up, rubbed his sleepy eyes, and couldn't help but sigh at this happy time.

"Boom!!!"

After standing up, stroking his still fluffy curly hair, Uchiha Gin could not even do the exercises to get up, but the fragile door of the bedroom was forced open by a huge force. For a while, the sky was filled with sawdust and smoke.

"How many times have I told you that you can't be gentle when you knock on the door? Even if the door can repair itself, you can't be so uncaring!"

Uchiha Gin, who knew who was coming without even looking at it, his eyes that had just regained their vitality instantly turned into dead fish eyes. Looking at the short-haired girl who walked in from the smoke, his fists almost became hard.

"What did you do last night?"

Ignoring Uchiha Gin's nagging, Senju Itama, who squinted his eyes, looked up and down at the muscular man in front of him. He didn't care at all that the man's upper body was naked. He focused on his face and neck, carefully searching for traces of crime. After finding that it was as clean as new, she wrinkled her delicate little eyebrows and asked unwillingly,

"Ha~ I went out for a night run yesterday."

Fortunately, his physique is different from ordinary people. The traces of yesterday's encounter with Uzumaki Mito have long been restored as new. Uchiha Gin, who was determined, crossed his arms and answered righteously,

"Then why are you breathing so loudly when you come back late at night?"

She looked at Uchiha Gin with a normal expression suspiciously. Last night she got up and "passed by" Uchiha Gin's room and found that there was no one inside. After a while, she quietly took out a curly hair from the darkness. She had not yet Before he could ask further questions, the other party had already fallen asleep while panting heavily.

"It turns out it was you last night~ I told you to run at night. It's normal to breathe louder!"

No wonder, when he teleported back last night, he sensed someone peeping nearby, but it was not malicious, so he didn't care.

"No, why do you smell like oysters?"

The girl's sense of smell is so terrifying.

"Isn't it okay to have a late-night snack during a night run?"

Subconsciously smelling himself, in addition to the smell of male hormones, there was indeed a sweet smell of oysters. Fortunately, there was a night market in Konoha Commercial Street recently, and there were all kinds of snacks in it. He immediately gave a very reasonable explanation.

"Stop eating outside from now on. Go down to eat."

Senju Banma raised his eyebrows and stared inexplicably at the upright-looking Uchiha Gin. He turned around and warned the other person until he was staring at him. However, the pretty face with his back was cold at the moment. Ruo Hanshuang's snow-white teeth were bitten loudly. Apparently, she still noticed some clues.

"Okay~"

Uchiha Gin, who thought he was hiding something from the truth, smiled very happily. He finally survived until the day when he could eat when he opened his eyes~

"Hiccup~ Your cooking skills are really getting better and better, but there is too little sugar in this porridge. Give me three more tablespoons~"

Add three tablespoons of sugar?

Uchiha Gin, who had changed into his home clothes, devoured the breakfast carefully prepared by Senju Itama. After taking a sip of the eight-treasure porridge in his hand, he couldn't help but boasted to Senju Itama in front of him,

"You eat more sugar than I eat rice. The doctor said last time that high blood sugar will affect your vision. You are also a ninjutsu ninja after all. Pay more attention to your health."

Senju Itama, with his hands on his face, looked at the turbulent Uchiha Gin, with the corner of his mouth raised in a cute arc. After hearing the other party complaining that there was too little sugar in the eight-treasure porridge, the girl couldn't help but frown in worry. Before During the daily physical examination, the doctor told this damn curly to eat less sugar so as not to affect his health.

"Just add a small spoonful~"

Smash it, hit it, Uchiha Gin stretched out his little finger, indicating to add a little bit,

"no!"

No longer being deceived by the other party's pretending to be pitiful, Senju Itama stuck to his heart and covered the sugar bowl tightly.

"Hmph~"

Who are you looking down on? I, Kotsutsuki, the mighty ninja world, can still lose to a mere diabetic. It’s ridiculous!

"Dong dong dong~~"

Just after Uchiha Gin swallowed the last mouthful of eight-treasure porridge, there was a rhythmic knock on the door.

"Coming~"

Senju Itama responded and ran over to open the door naturally. After a while, a stern-faced black-haired man walked in behind her.

"Looking for you, I'm going to wash the pot first~"

"Cousin, what brought you here?"

Uchiha Gin, who had eaten quite well, looked curiously at the iceberg-cold man in front of him. At this time, Uchiha Madara shouldn't be clinging to Senju Hashirama every day. The two were inseparable.

"Cousin, there is something I want to ask your opinion on."

As the saying goes, the elder brother is like the father. Since his father died unexpectedly, the only elder in the family who can communicate with him is Uchiha Gin. Although this eldest cousin usually seems very unreliable, he really doesn't know how to deal with this matter. Who else should I consult with?

"Did something happen to the clan?"

Uchiha Madara rarely came to visit, so he must have encountered some difficult matter. Uchiha Gin's heart tightened. Could it be that the "good deeds" he had done were exposed, and his eldest cousin came to investigate?

"No, it's about Konoha."

Konoha? You Uchiha Madara, do you still have Konoha in your heart? I always thought you only had a wooden person in your heart,

"Tell me and listen~"

This is quite curious. My cousin, who usually only cares about his own family and never asks about world affairs, actually wants to ask me some questions about the village. It seems that Senju Hashirama's brainwashing skills are quite good!

"Phew~ I want to be Hokage!"

Taking a deep breath, Uchiha Madara seemed to have made up his mind. He raised his head, a will of fire ignited in his cold eyes, and then spoke out his thoughts word by word,

"ha?"

When Uchiha Gin heard this for the first time, he was stunned for a moment. The old CPU didn't turn around for a long time. Then he used his little finger to pick out his ears, thinking that he had heard wrongly. His eyes signaled the other party to say it again,

"What's that look in your eyes? I said I wanted to be Hokage!"

From Uchiha Silver's confused eyes, Uchiha Madara was keenly aware of a look called "This kid is mentally retarded, right?", which immediately made this cousin who finally mustered up the courage to talk about his dream feel stagnant in an instant. He asked slightly angrily,

"You didn't take the wrong medicine, right?"

Hearing the other party repeating it again, he heard it correctly. Uchiha Gin almost rolled his eyes on the spot. Then he looked at Uchiha Madara, who was frowning with concern, and asked cautiously,

"Isn't it ridiculous?"

The Hokage is the talkative person in this village. Even Hasi Hot Mom is willing to promote him to power. Why can't he do it?

"It's not funny to be Hokage, but when it comes out of your mouth, it's a bit laughable."

Looking at the original work, every cub in Konoha basically has a dream of being Hokage. Uchiha Gin thinks it is quite normal. After all, Gen Hongmiao is right, but you, the biggest rebellious ninja in Konoha in the future, actually want to be Hokage. This It's quite frustrating.

"Hmph~Haxi Hot Mom has already appointed me to be the talker of Konoha, but I don't think it can be so hasty. The selection of Hokage must be fair, open and just."

Hearing the teasing in Uchiha Gin's tone, Uchiha Madara, whose self-confidence was inflated, immediately snorted coldly, his black eyes filled with pride, and told his big cousin that he had been secretly appointed. elder brother,

"No, no, no, I think you shouldn't be here with me now, but should be on the roof, holding leaves in hand and listening to how Thousand Hands Tobirama arranges you~"

Looking at his smug cousin in front of him, Uchiha Gin finally realized that this episode was exactly what happened in the original work.

It's just that in that timeline, his uncle died young and his little cousin died tragically. Uchiha Madara was helpless. He had nothing to do but go to Senju Hashirama to post a message. Just when he was about to push the window in and give him a message. When I was pleasantly surprised, I overheard Senju Tobirama's heart-wrenching words. From then on, I gave up my obsession with Hokage and walked all the way to darkness.

"What are you talking about? I'm serious."

Listening to Uchiha Gin's nonsense, Uchiha Madara was furious. He finally decided to share this secret with his eldest cousin. Unexpectedly, he was ridiculed in return, so he said angrily ,

"I'm serious too~"

Cousin, it’s a good thing you have me, otherwise you would have gone down the same old road until it was dark~

"Susanō"

"Stop! You want to destroy my family!"

Uchiha Gin, who originally wanted to make some more jokes, saw the shadow of four arms condensed behind Uchiha Madara, and immediately stopped him loudly,

"Can you talk properly now?"

"Bao's cell brother!"

After the farce, the two brothers moved to the living room. Senju Itama, wearing black and white contrasting home clothes, brought the tea at the right time. He smelled the faint fragrance of tea in his hands. Uchiha Gin took a small sip. , eyes lit up,

"Cousin, try it quickly. This is the green tea I ordered at a high price from the country of tea. The annual production is less than one kilogram~"

Naturally, good things must be shared with Ou Doudou.

"Huh~ It's really good."

Uchiha Madara, who already loves tea, couldn't help but taste it after hearing Uchiha Gin's introduction. His eyes also lit up. As he was savoring the taste, he suddenly saw his older cousin in front of him. He took out a big jar from the drawer,

"What are you doing!"

I was still wondering what the other party was going to do, but I saw Uchiha Gin taking out a large piece of crystal clear rock sugar from the jar with a smile, and threw it into the freshly brewed green tea without looking at it. Such a waste of natural resources made me shocked. His eyes almost popped out,

"Ah? You also need to add sugar. It tastes quite bitter to me~"

If it wasn't for showing off, why would he drink something so bitter? Next time, just serve the strawberry milk from the refrigerator, it's convenient and delicious.

"you"

Uchiha Madara, who was so distressed that his liver was shaking, looked like he was hesitant to speak.

"It's okay, you'll like it when you get older~"

After thoroughly stirring the tea and rock sugar, Uchiha Gin took a sip, then showed a satisfied expression and said to Uchiha Madara,

"Haha, absolutely impossible!"

I hope your mouth can be so hard when intubating~

"Tell me about your Hokage dream~"

After absorbing the sugar, Uchiha Gin felt much more energetic, and then started talking about business.

"Actually, I didn't want to do it at first, but my mother told me to do it first."

When talking about business, Uchiha Madara immediately changed his expression and replied with deep eyes,

"Do you think Hashirama's cell brother can have the final say?"

"Can't it be possible? Konoha was founded by the two of us and we don't even have this privilege?"

Uchiha Madara tilted his head in confusion. Half of Konoha's surnames are Senju and half are Uchiha. The position of Hokage is not a matter of left hand and right hand.

"Big cousin, times have changed~"

Seeing that Uchiha Madara still had the mentality of the old times, Uchiha Gin couldn't help but sigh and reminded him,

"What matters now is conforming to public opinion, not the family's previous words. Even if Hashirama's younger brother gives up the position of Hokage, I guess you won't be able to get there~"

"How is that possible!"

"First of all, you will never pass the level of Shiromao. If you want to be Hokage, he will be the first to jump up and object~"

Uchiha Gin stretched out a finger, shook it and said,

"Hmph! I haven't settled old scores with him yet. If he dares to object, don't blame me for being ruthless!"

When he talked about Senju Tobirama, Uchiha Madara's mind was filled with the tragic scene of his father's death. This scene always appeared involuntarily when he studied the stone tablet, causing his hatred to slowly grow.

"Also, the daimyo should have only identified one prisoner, Hashirama. If it were you, it is unknown whether the one-country-one-village agreement can be preserved."

Stretching out a second finger, Uchiha's silver eyes shimmered. The words he spoke gave Uchiha Madara a little bit of relief in his already agitated heart, and also made him reflect on the series of chain reactions after becoming Hokage.

"We can talk to the nobles."

Uchiha Madara lowered his head and thought for a moment, then raised his head and replied. In his opinion, the daimyo didn't really care who became Hokage. What they wanted was just the stability of the Fire Country, so what Senju Hashirama could do, He, Uchiha Madara, can do it too!

"Okay, okay, let me talk about the third and most important one."

Seeing that his elder cousin still refused to give up, Uchiha Gin sighed in his heart, what a good young man, how could he be obsessed with the Will of Fire? Isn't it good to be the patriarch of the family? So he squinted, stretched out his third finger, and said ,

"What is it?"

"Public opinion, compared to reputation, there is a huge gap between you and Senju Hashirama. In the eyes of the Konoha ninja clan, it was Senju Hashirama who worked hard to build Konoha, and you, Uchiha Madara, have never done anything substantial. sexual contribution.”

"As the Hokage, I still need to look at the eyes of those ants?"

Uchiha Madara was a little angry. Uchiha Gin's words were like sharp knives, piercing his last line of defense.

"If you regard them as ants, then I advise you to give up the idea of ​​becoming Hokage as soon as possible."

He knew Uchiha Madara's pride. In the entire ninja world, there was only one Senju Hashirama who could catch his eye. After chasing him for many years, he finally had an opportunity to overpower him. His eldest cousin would definitely not let it go.

"."

Uchiha Madara was silent after hearing this.

"Actually, you don't really want to be Hokage, you just want to win against Hashirama's brother once~"

Uchiha Gin's words hit the nail on the head, making the already silent Uchiha Madara even more silent.

"Dong dong dong~"

Suddenly, there was another knock on the door, breaking the silence between the two brothers.

"Who~"

Senju Itama's voice sounded again, and along with a cheerful bang, the door of Uchiha Gin's house was opened again,

"Um, what are you doing here?"

After the door opened, there was a brief silence, and then Qianju Banjian's surprised voice sounded, indicating that the visitor must be a rare visitor.

"Haha, sister. It's nothing. We heard that Ma Da is here. Is he still there now?"

A familiar voice sounded outside the door, and the hearty laughter made Uchiha Madara in front of him raise his eyebrows.

"In the living room, you can go by yourselves."

Um. Why is he so cold? Isn’t he your eldest brother?

Oh~ It must be because the other party didn’t recognize me, so he is sulking~

Only villains and women are difficult to raise~

"Moda, I had such a hard time looking for you!"

Just hearing a burst of hurried footsteps, a cheerful black man rushed in, followed by a white-haired follower, looking at Uchiha Madara with an expressionless face,

"Haxi hot mom, what's the matter?"

Seeing the arrival of Senju Hashirama, Uchiha Madara just regained some of his energy, glanced at Senju Tobirama who was staring at him, and asked aloud,

"actually."

Seeing Uchiha Madara's gloomy expression, Senju Hashirama was full of words, but he couldn't open his mouth no matter what.

"Repented?"

Through Uchiha Gin's instructions just now, Uchiha Madara, who had just woken up from a dream, could probably guess what Senju Hashirama was unable to say.

"Haha, let me just say, Ma Da La is very smart and can definitely do the job~"

After hearing Uchiha Madara's words, Senju Hashirama touched his head in embarrassment, turned to his brother and said with a smile,

"Hmph~ I am somewhat self-aware and know whether my virtue is worthy of my place."

"Hey, hey, hey, I'm still here, why are you spraying my child in front of the parents?"

Uchiha Gin, who originally had the mentality of watching the excitement, became unhappy immediately after hearing Senju Tobirama's words.

Sure enough, you are the eloquent singer with a thousand hands~

"Uchiha Gin, this matter has nothing to do with you."

Senju Tobirama turned his gaze slightly, glanced at the aggrieved Uchiha Gin with his scarlet eyes, and said,

"It's irrelevant. If my eldest cousin is the one who talks about the issue, wouldn't I, the elder brother, be able to live in the land of fish and meat~"

Uchiha Gin put his hands on his hips and retorted loudly,

"Um, cousin, didn't you just say that I couldn't become one?"

Uchiha Madara, who looked strange, elbowed his cousin and asked in a low voice,

After hearing Uchiha Gin speak for him, Uchiha Madara couldn't help but feel warm in his heart. He was not alone and could let this white-haired bully.

"Hmph~ It's inappropriate, it's not the white hair that has the final say!"

He hated Ou Doudou being wronged the most. Uchiha Gin, who was unhappy in his heart, waved his hand and said righteously,

"Brother Yin, don't be angry first. Tobirama has always been outspoken, so don't take it to heart~"

Sensing that Uchiha Gin was a little angry, Senju Hashirama immediately came out to smooth things over. He first glared at his brother, and then said with a smile,

"I came here this time just to tell Mada that although he cannot be directly appointed as Hokage, he is still one of the Hokage candidates."

It was Hashirama's brother who knew how to behave. Even though he knew that his eldest cousin would most likely miss the position of Hokage, he still saved him enough face.

"Candidate? Who else?"

Uchiha Gin raised his eyebrows. Could it be that there are other cats and dogs coveting the position of Konoha's talker?

"Ahem, each ninja clan has a representative, and these representatives are eligible to run for the position of Hokage~"

The original candidates were only him and Madara Uchiha, but after Senju Tobirama's analysis, Senju Hashirama couldn't help but feel shocked. If he followed what his brother said, wouldn't he be 100% Hokage? I ran with myself,

This is not possible, I need to pull a few more back pads to make the motor feel better~

"Uh, so many people?"

Hearing Senju Hashirama's explanation, Uchiha Gin couldn't help but murmur in his heart, why is this different from what he has seen? Those people from the Ninja Alliance can also run for speaker?

"That's natural. The selection of Hokage strives to be fair, open and just."

Why do these words sound a bit familiar? You two even said that you two don’t have an affair, so you already have a similar understanding!

"Haxi Hot Mom, it turns out you think so too!"

Uchiha Madara on the side, after hearing the same idea as his, his eyes suddenly turned red with excitement. He looked at Senju Hashirama who spoke so confidently and shouted loudly,

"ah?"

"Me too!"

The two people who cherished each other instantly burst into tears. They stretched out their arms and hugged each other.

"So, what are your criteria for running for Hokage?"

Looking at the two people holding their heads and crying in silence, Uchiha Gin had no choice but to put aside his grudge and asked the white hair next to him.

".Standard? It's nothing more than strength and wisdom."

Senju Tobirama, who was looking at the display cabinet in the living room, came back to his senses after hearing the voice in his ear. He turned to look at Uchiha Gin who looked confused. He also answered with some uncertainty,

After all, it was the eldest brother who proposed that all ninja representatives participate in the Hokage election. The time was a little rushed and he had not had time to make a plan, but it should be the same as an ordinary competition, with some comprehensive assessment items.

"It's an official event after all. Can you have some snacks?"

Unexpectedly, Senju Tobirama was also ambiguous in what he said. This made Uchiha Gin, a melon-eater, a little unhappy, and he immediately criticized,

"Why are you so anxious? You can't participate. By the way, what are these strange dolls of yours?"

Hearing Uchiha Gin's groundless accusation, Senju Tobirama rolled his eyes angrily. After making a complaint, he pointed at several dolls lined up in the display cabinet and asked doubtfully,

"Tsk! You white-haired guy, do you know whose territory this is? How dare you whisper to me?"

If the tiger doesn't show its power, you think I'm Hello Kitty. Believe it or not, I ordered your sister to beat you up?

Senju Tobirama sneered at Uchiha Gin's threat. He had no intention of paying attention to it, but suddenly felt that he was being locked tightly by a gaze. In surprise, he followed the direction of the gaze and looked.

He found Senju Itama who was flexing his muscles behind the displeased Uchiha Gin. The threatening look in his eyes made him sweat profusely. After weighing the situation, he had to apologize softly.

"Sorry, I admit that my voice was a bit loud just now."