Marvel: The Convergence Of Souls

'But this meeting is super important! Depending on how well I can use Madara and Danzo's silver tongue, I might be able to gain complete control of the outer space program! I could control who is sent to space and when!' I said exasperated.

'No. As my disciple, you are required to pick up traits like this. You will be at least 1 hour late to an important meeting and 2 hours late to anything else!' Kakashi sensei told me sagely as if he was trying to guide me down the right path.

'Nooooo Kakashi sensei please stop corrupting her! I can't deal with two of you!' Naruto whɨnėd.

It was now the year 1999 and next week was a new year, and I was meant to be having a crucial meeting with some military figures, but Kakashi refused to let me go. Oh, did I mention I was meant to have the meeting 30 minutes ago?

I waited for another 15 minutes 'Can I got now Kakashi sensei?'

'Fine but you have to be reading pȯrn.' He said.

I tried not to let my eyebrow twitch but with him being part of me and all he could tell I was trying to hold it back. 'Hehehe lesson number one take every opportunity you can to mess with people. Lesson number two ignore people as much as you can until they start shouting or get pissed off, and then you tell them to stop shouting and calm down.'

'Huh, that actually sounds fun.' I replied.

'Exactly now go to that meeting and piss some important people off. But as a ninja, I also have my reasons for doing so. It actually helps you. You'll see later.' He told me.

I went to the meeting but not before stopping at a special store on the way there.

I went to the office I was meant to have my meeting at not taking my eyes from the book. It was actually a really good book, Veronica and Jerry had just gotten together, and we're doing it in Jeremy's kitchen. Damn, he just came in and found out that is so akw-

"HEY! ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME? I have been telling you for the last minute to come inside, but you just ignore me and read? And you are two hours late!" He was furious.

"Oh sorry were you talking to me?" I asked him, trying to keep a straight face. He was redder than a tomato.

'Huh, his face has the same reaction as my wife when she's mad.' Minato observed.

'Ahh yes, I see your point Minato sensei. Well done on the were you talking to me thing by the way. You have potential.' Kakashi gave one of his rare praises.

'NOOOOO!' Naruto screamed.

"Well, it's rude to just stare at me like that. Aren't you going to welcome me in?" I asked the already fuming older man.

"YOU! Fine, come on in." He said while gnashing his teeth.

I just brushed right by him and plopped myself down on the nearest chair I could find. Everyone in the room was staring at me with hatred, and man they were mad.

"Why is everyone staring at me? Are you simply admiring my handsomeness?" I asked, sounding genuinely confused.

They all went even redder at that point. "No, we were just wondering what possibly could have made you an hour late? We were about to leave." One of the random old guys told me.

"Sorry I got bitten by a dog and had to check for rabies," I lied without even blinking. Then I just looked down at my book, "so you guys decide on the deal?"

"Yes, we will allow you to run the outer space division of the government. In exchange, of course, we want weapons, may we please know what you have for us?" He said with a sneer.

"Well personally I think everyone should just read instead of killing, but I suppose I can give you some weapons. I got something called a Jericho missile. I have a live stream from Africa of what it can do." I said. Then I pulled out a tablet while not looking at it myself and just reading.

I placed the tablet in front of them as their faces changed from rage to greed. "I think we have come to an agreement." One of them said and sneered.

"Great I will give you five more of those if you allow me full control over all activity without it having to go past any higher-ups," I said still not looking up from my book.

"I'm sorry what you are asking of us is something illegal. We could never do this as we are-" I cut him off.

"Twenty extra," I told him. He seemed to sneer again at that. Owe in a couple of years when the Chitauri arrives, and I am the owner of all their tech since it technically falls under alien and space affairs.

"We'll do you a favor then and keep this quiet. Wait just two minuted as the details of the contract are written up to sign." He said now completely smiling.

-- Meanwhile in random old guys head --

'HAHAHA what an idiot! These missiles are worth so much more than control over that dead-end department anyway! They haven't done anything in years!' He said while feeling giddy.

He didn't know that he was going to regret that decision so damn much in 15 years.

-- Back in MC's head --

'Wow, who know that Betty was actually Lesbian and cheating on Danny with the same women Danny was cheating on her with? What a plot twist!' I said in my head.

'Yeah, and it makes for some steamy scenes too.' Danzo commented. I guess his perverted nature was finally coming out hah?

'Jiraiya's books weren't ever this good!' Kakashi said, sounding amazed.

Somewhere in the Naruto world, Jiraiya rolled in his grave for being betrayed by his biggest fan.

'*Sob* *Sob* Dad why did it have to come to this? Why couldn't they be normal? I BLAME KAKASHI!' Naruto was crying while Minato was saying comforting words to him.

'I do not know Naruto. I also have no idea where he got the perverse attitude from as I never taught him the- Owe no it couldn't be...' Minato said sounding horrified.

'Oh wait I think they said something about me needing to sign... Naa they can wait until I'm done with this Steamy scene!'