Marvel: The Convergence Of Souls
Chapter 56 - Getting Odin and Thor High
"What is this [movie] you tell me about?" Thor practically yelled while drinking a beer.
It had been two days since the destruction of the Bifrost, and I had already started helping with the reconstruction. Odin accepted my offer but only let me work after Heimdall recovered because he wanted him to watch over me with his all-seeing eye. Of course, I found a major flaw in Heimdall's all-seeing eye. If he sees all, he is always looking into my eye aswell. Meaning whenever I cast a genjutsu no matter where he is as long as he is observing me, he will fall for it.
"Come on. I will show you, Sherlock Holmes," I told Thor. I just [happened] to have it with me along with a TV. But Thor never questioned it. He was an idiot but still loveable. I sort of like the guy now.
-- Two hours later after finishing Sherlock Holmes --
"No! For the last time, I won't give you weed!" I yell.
"But why not? They say it sharpens there minds! A warriors mind must always be sharp when in battle! It's perfect for me!" Thor yells trying to convince me.
"NO! That's not how it works Thor!" I yell in annoyance.
"Of course, it is! Didn't you hear what Sherlock said?" He asks, still trying to convince me.
"Has no one ever told you not to believe everything you hear?" I ask getting really pissed and trying to move away from Thor.
"No. Are you saying that Sherlock lied? Preposterous! Sherlock is an honest and good man; he would never lie about such a thing!" Thor says seeming appalled.
"UGH! This movie was based in a different time period, Thor! They thought it was good for you, but it wasn't! It doesn't sharpen your senses at all!" I yell.
"Madara! I heard from Thor that you have something called [Weed] which sharpens your senses?!" Sif comes in and asks. She doesn't wait for confirmation, though and says, "May I have some?"
"I just explained to Thor how it doesn't actually sharpen your senses," I said this time, my anger rushing away at her beautiful face.
"What? Surely Sherlock would not lie! I watched the movie as well, and Sherlock is an upright and honorable man! He wouldn't lie to me!" Sif says. I feel all my frustration rushing right back.
"That's what I said!" Thor says.
I felt a tick mark forming on my head. 'Sometimes, there is only one option to get out of a situation.' I thought.
'Indeed. I sympathize with you as it was my only option to get away from my fangirls.' Itachi said.
'Ahhh yes, the only enemy I have never been able to defeat fangirls. The last resort is to...' Madara said.
'RUN!' We all finished.
"Ahh- Wait, Madara, I want weed!" Thor and Sif called out at the same time behind me.
I didn't hear the rest of what they said as I was running too fast. 'Do you think I lost them?' I ask.
"MADARA!" He yells practically in my ear. "I heard you have something called WEED!" He says with excitement in his eyes.
'You lost Thor and Sif, but the weed wanters seem to be multiplying HAHAHAHA!' Naruto laughs at my misfortune.
I growl and continue running away. 'Damn I can't use Kamui because I am afraid I will be caught. Even though I can hide me doing certain things from Heimdall if he suddenly notices my presence disappear, he will question me how.' I thought angrily. 'Then the whole fake story I have worked so hard to maintain will be exposed just like that!'
'Ok calm down. You just have to-' Dumbledore was cut off.
"Madara." Odin greeted from the left hallway I was running by. "I wish to see you in my throne room. I have some business to discuss with you." Odin said.
"Of course," I reply curtly.
-- ten minutes later in Odin's throne room --
"What did you want to talk about Odin?" I ask using the Monotone voice and the cold and indifferent look I learned from Itachi. It was great when talking to important people. Though I have learned it peeves people off. I loved that part hehe. Fury once got really pissed off during a weapons deal we were making because he couldn't read my emotions at all while I read him like a book. His anger made him unable to think straight, so he lost 2 million dollars in that deal, which made him more pissed hehe.
"I have heard you own a special substance called [weed]." Odin gets right to the point. I sweatdrop. How does he even know about it? He didn't watch the movie, and I was just talking to Thor about it before I bumped into him!
"I wish to propose a trade agreement. We will provide you with a small amount of Uru if you provide us with this Weed that can supposedly enhance your senses. It will be of great use to my warriors!" Odin said.
I nearly broke on the inside. 'He wants to trade some of the rarest mineral in the universe for weed?' I ask myself. There was no way I was going to reject this deal. This was Asgard as well, which had no laws against drugs, so it wasn't illegal.
"Of course Odin. I have about a pound of Weed on me right now if that's alright with you." I say. I had it in my Kamui dimension because I was part of the underworld so I did some drug deals here and there.
-- Two hours later --
"Father, I love you," Thor says high.
"y-you know what son? I love you too. I know I'm sometimes a bad dad, but I try to do what's best for you and Asgard," An equally high Odin says.
"Heh wh-what about me?" Sif says.
"Uh, sure whatever," Thor says awkwardly.
I shake my head in disappointment. Odin had tried some, and it didn't work on him so I hypothesized that because they are Asgardian, they might need a higher dosage. Ya, I might have gone overboard though. Whoops.
"Madara even though I love this Weed, I am afraid it does not heighten my senses. You were right. Apparently, Sherlock did lie to me." Odin said. I got a tick mark on my forehead. He didn't even watch the movie with us, so what was he talking about? "So we will not buy any more of this Weed. Even though I really want more." Odin said.
I didn't care at that point as I just got about a pound of Uru. So worth it.
'Hahahaha! I just totally got the king of Asgard and the god of thunder high!'
It had been two days since the destruction of the Bifrost, and I had already started helping with the reconstruction. Odin accepted my offer but only let me work after Heimdall recovered because he wanted him to watch over me with his all-seeing eye. Of course, I found a major flaw in Heimdall's all-seeing eye. If he sees all, he is always looking into my eye aswell. Meaning whenever I cast a genjutsu no matter where he is as long as he is observing me, he will fall for it.
"Come on. I will show you, Sherlock Holmes," I told Thor. I just [happened] to have it with me along with a TV. But Thor never questioned it. He was an idiot but still loveable. I sort of like the guy now.
-- Two hours later after finishing Sherlock Holmes --
"No! For the last time, I won't give you weed!" I yell.
"But why not? They say it sharpens there minds! A warriors mind must always be sharp when in battle! It's perfect for me!" Thor yells trying to convince me.
"NO! That's not how it works Thor!" I yell in annoyance.
"Of course, it is! Didn't you hear what Sherlock said?" He asks, still trying to convince me.
"Has no one ever told you not to believe everything you hear?" I ask getting really pissed and trying to move away from Thor.
"No. Are you saying that Sherlock lied? Preposterous! Sherlock is an honest and good man; he would never lie about such a thing!" Thor says seeming appalled.
"UGH! This movie was based in a different time period, Thor! They thought it was good for you, but it wasn't! It doesn't sharpen your senses at all!" I yell.
"Madara! I heard from Thor that you have something called [Weed] which sharpens your senses?!" Sif comes in and asks. She doesn't wait for confirmation, though and says, "May I have some?"
"I just explained to Thor how it doesn't actually sharpen your senses," I said this time, my anger rushing away at her beautiful face.
"What? Surely Sherlock would not lie! I watched the movie as well, and Sherlock is an upright and honorable man! He wouldn't lie to me!" Sif says. I feel all my frustration rushing right back.
"That's what I said!" Thor says.
I felt a tick mark forming on my head. 'Sometimes, there is only one option to get out of a situation.' I thought.
'Indeed. I sympathize with you as it was my only option to get away from my fangirls.' Itachi said.
'Ahhh yes, the only enemy I have never been able to defeat fangirls. The last resort is to...' Madara said.
'RUN!' We all finished.
"Ahh- Wait, Madara, I want weed!" Thor and Sif called out at the same time behind me.
I didn't hear the rest of what they said as I was running too fast. 'Do you think I lost them?' I ask.
"MADARA!" He yells practically in my ear. "I heard you have something called WEED!" He says with excitement in his eyes.
'You lost Thor and Sif, but the weed wanters seem to be multiplying HAHAHAHA!' Naruto laughs at my misfortune.
I growl and continue running away. 'Damn I can't use Kamui because I am afraid I will be caught. Even though I can hide me doing certain things from Heimdall if he suddenly notices my presence disappear, he will question me how.' I thought angrily. 'Then the whole fake story I have worked so hard to maintain will be exposed just like that!'
'Ok calm down. You just have to-' Dumbledore was cut off.
"Madara." Odin greeted from the left hallway I was running by. "I wish to see you in my throne room. I have some business to discuss with you." Odin said.
"Of course," I reply curtly.
-- ten minutes later in Odin's throne room --
"What did you want to talk about Odin?" I ask using the Monotone voice and the cold and indifferent look I learned from Itachi. It was great when talking to important people. Though I have learned it peeves people off. I loved that part hehe. Fury once got really pissed off during a weapons deal we were making because he couldn't read my emotions at all while I read him like a book. His anger made him unable to think straight, so he lost 2 million dollars in that deal, which made him more pissed hehe.
"I have heard you own a special substance called [weed]." Odin gets right to the point. I sweatdrop. How does he even know about it? He didn't watch the movie, and I was just talking to Thor about it before I bumped into him!
"I wish to propose a trade agreement. We will provide you with a small amount of Uru if you provide us with this Weed that can supposedly enhance your senses. It will be of great use to my warriors!" Odin said.
I nearly broke on the inside. 'He wants to trade some of the rarest mineral in the universe for weed?' I ask myself. There was no way I was going to reject this deal. This was Asgard as well, which had no laws against drugs, so it wasn't illegal.
"Of course Odin. I have about a pound of Weed on me right now if that's alright with you." I say. I had it in my Kamui dimension because I was part of the underworld so I did some drug deals here and there.
-- Two hours later --
"Father, I love you," Thor says high.
"y-you know what son? I love you too. I know I'm sometimes a bad dad, but I try to do what's best for you and Asgard," An equally high Odin says.
"Heh wh-what about me?" Sif says.
"Uh, sure whatever," Thor says awkwardly.
I shake my head in disappointment. Odin had tried some, and it didn't work on him so I hypothesized that because they are Asgardian, they might need a higher dosage. Ya, I might have gone overboard though. Whoops.
"Madara even though I love this Weed, I am afraid it does not heighten my senses. You were right. Apparently, Sherlock did lie to me." Odin said. I got a tick mark on my forehead. He didn't even watch the movie with us, so what was he talking about? "So we will not buy any more of this Weed. Even though I really want more." Odin said.
I didn't care at that point as I just got about a pound of Uru. So worth it.
'Hahahaha! I just totally got the king of Asgard and the god of thunder high!'
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