My excellent lecherous aunt

Like yesterday, after washing, Yue Zitong put his hands around his chest and leaned on the kitchen doorframe to watch Li Nanfang busy breakfast.

Li Nanfang looked back and was a little surprised: "eh, there are no dark circles under his eyes this morning. Have you come up with a good way to deal with the old man?"

"Well, it's a piece of cake for me."

"You keep blowing and I'll cook."

"You should know by now why I took you in?"

Yue Zitong asked casually.

Li Nan said without looking back: "don't you know it can work? The old man of your family is very chatty. He talks about everything he should or shouldn't say. I'm so old, and I don't have a doorkeeper. "

Yue Zitong looked at his eyes, and sharp up: "that, how do you think?"

"What you think, that's what I think."

"Do you want to live with me?"

When Yue Zitong asked this question, his tone was deliberately indifferent, as if he was not talking about her life, but about what she had done this morning.

Li Nanfang beat a spirit: "you'd better kill me."

"Asshole, I'm afraid of dirty hands."

"I thought about it last night. When my mother came, we'll live in my bedroom."

"You'd better kill me."

"Listen to me first!"

Yue Zitong was angry. If he didn't see that he was cooking, he would take off his shoes and smash them.

Mr. Yue's ideas are old-fashioned, but the older they are, the more effective they are. It's just like the older antiques are, the more valuable they are.

After his mother-in-law came, Li Nanfang could sleep in Yue Zitong's bedroom at night, but he couldn't sleep in that big bed with Mr. Yue. He had to make a shop on the floor.

"Well, in fact, I can't help it. Because my mother is very timid. If she can see that we are making a scene, she will be very scared. "

Yue Zitong sighed and continued: "so it's the only way. It's also a good thing for you. You don't have to live in a room without air conditioning. It's killing two birds with one stone. Of course, if you don't want to insult me while I'm sleeping, you can do it. I promise you won't turn you into a eunuch. "

Li Nanfang naturally agreed with Yue Zitong's method of killing two birds with one stone.

However, he also raised a question, that is, people like Mr. Yue, who are obviously short of muscle, can think of this method. Can't her old man think of it?

Maybe Lao Yue would tell his mother-in-law to listen to a wall root outside the door one night. This is a joke, but it is very likely to happen.

Yue Zi Tong didn't think of this. He frowned: "do you have any way to deal with it?"

"There must be at least 800 ways to let others know that we are a real couple."

Li NanFang's tone is very big: "for example, deliberately open the door a seam, for example, install a monitoring head in our bedroom, for example, when we are young, we can't help being on the sofa in the living room and in the swimming pool behind us - ouch, when can you get rid of the bad smell of throwing shoes?"

Yue Zitong bit his teeth and said in a gloomy tone: "if you dare to talk nonsense again, the next time you fly over is the kitchen knife."

"It's just a joke. Is it necessary to be so serious? No wonder you're in your eighties and still a spinster

Before Yue Zitong got angry, Li Nanfang said: "the simplest way is to cooperate with us to make a serenade. Serenade, understand? Look at your big eyes flickering, it shows ignorance

Yue Zitong sneered and said, "well, it's just like those women in the island elementary school movies, who are crying?"

Li Nanfang immediately came to the spirit: "Oh, I'm still a fellow. Tell me, who do you like best to see starring, is bodono dressed, or Malia Ozawa? Personally, I prefer the latter, because her milk - shit, they all say don't throw shoes around. Do you believe that I'll lose my temper and leave now, so that you can bear the anger of the old man alone? "

Yue Zitong didn't dare to force him to run away. He couldn't bear the anger of the old man. The key is that no one can cook for her in the future. She used to find a nanny, but the food she cooked didn't taste good. It's better to cook noodles in clear water.

Li Nanfang has excellent cooking skills - this can't remind him, otherwise he will become a chef. If he wants to keep a free servant, he must always be instilled with the idea that he is useless, and if he hadn't pitied him, he would have driven him away. Only in this way can he feel grateful and squeeze out his last drop of oil and water.

Li Nanfang didn't know these gloomy thoughts in general manager Yue's mind. When he took the fruits of his busy morning's work, he boasted for several minutes.

Mr. Yue is naturally the right person to take the lead. It's a commendation.

After getting the affirmation from President Yue, Li Nanfang was even more happy.

It's said that people are happy but not good. Li Nanfang immediately got the corresponding punishment in the coin toss after breakfast.

Yue Zitong, who finally pulled back the game, laughs wildly and looks up at the sky without any lady image. He sits on the sofa where Li Nanfang once sat, with his two little feet on the table, and lights a cigarette to watch him busy.

He also took out the face of a landlady and reminded him to wash it from time to time. Later, she would check it. If it was not up to standard, he would rework it infinitely.

In a word, Mr. Yue is very happy and secretly vows to practice the skill of tossing coins in his spare time at work, so that every time a coin falls, it will be literally.

She really felt the connotation of a sentence once said by a great man: it's endless fun to fight with heaven and earth, and it's endless fun to fight with people.

"Boy, what are you looking at here?"

When Mr. Yue came out of the living room with a small bag, he found Li Nanfang standing in front of the car, looking at the hillside in front of the villa.

"Go to work in the company."

Li Nanfang looked back and said, "take a ride on the way."

"Didn't I grant you a three-day holiday?"

Yue Zitong some strange, up and down looked at him: "you will take the initiative to ask to go to work in advance, said, what conspiracy?"

"The trick of fart is to be used to being bored at home."

Li Nanfang scolded: "it's better to go to work to enrich myself. Of course, if you allow me to go to the second floor when I'm at home --"

"You're dreaming."

Yue Zitong impolitely interrupted him, thought about it and said: "well, it's boring to watch TV alone at home, so go to work. For the sake of your good performance, I can transfer you from car shift to sales department. Although you are ignorant, I find that your mouth is still sharp. You should have a way to cheat people. "

Li Nanfang said simply, "No

"Really not? The salary and bonus of the sales office are higher than that of the car class. "

"No, I like to be in the car class. I like the plain drivers."

When Li Nanfang talked about the drivers, he had a gentle look on his face. The drivers who were preparing to go to work all over Qingshan City shivered and subconsciously began to worry about the money in his wallet.

Since this guy didn't know how to praise him, Yue Zitong didn't bother to persuade any more and threw the car keys in the past.

"I don't have a license. Can I drive?"

With the help of the car key, Li Nanfang asked with some worry.

"What?"

Yue Zitong suspected that he had heard wrong: "you, you don't have a driver's license?"

Li NanFang's face was strange: "is it strange to have no driver's license?"

"Then you go to the car class!"

"You arranged for me to go there. It was cold and frightening. Dare I say no?"

"You, you really piss me off!"

Yue Zitong stamped his foot lightly and asked angrily, "waste, you can't even drive a car. What else can you do?"

Li Nanfang said solemnly, "I can cook and eat."

"God, how can you take this shameless one away with a thunderbolt?"

Yue Zitong wailed and grabbed the key to open the door.

"Hehe, God won't thunder."

Before Li NanFang's words came down, there was a sudden click in the gloomy sky, and he rolled over from the top of his head with thunder. He was so scared that he rushed into the car like a rabbit and looked at the sky with heart palpitation.

The rain fell down, like a bead curtain falling from the sky, falling on the ground densely, rising layers of water mist, drifting back and forth with the wind.

Frank put down his binoculars, turned to Jesse, who was umbrella for him, and said, "in the target database, doesn't it seem that there is a man beside her?"

Jesse replied in the affirmative, "No. When we went to the villa the night before yesterday, I didn't see any trace of a man living in her home. "

"Well, what's the relationship between them?"

"Maybe it's the little white face raised by the target."

Jesse dirty smile: "just now you also see from the telescope, that boy is still a handsome guy. It's a bit empty for a woman to live alone for a long time. It's normal for a man to be happy and happy. "

"Well, you have a point."

Frank also understood with a smile: "if it's not necessary, just let the boy go. It's not easy to live such a big life, so he lost his life and lost some money."

If Li Nanfang heard their conversation, he would surely nod his head and say yes, yes, the world is so good. You see, there are many beautiful women wearing skirts in the street under such heavy rain. When the wind blows, they lift up their skirts and even show their pants. If they die like this, isn't it a pity?

"Stop the car

Yue Zitong is concentrating on driving, ready to cross the intersection, Li Nanfang suddenly whispered.

She quickly stepped on the brake and asked, "what's the matter?"

Li NanFang's whole face was almost pasted on the window. Looking out, he murmured, "it seems that the woman didn't wear pants just now."

"Li Nanfang!"

"Here it is

Li Nanfang realized that Yue Zitong was by his side. He shouldn't have said what he found just now. He quickly explained with a smile, "well, auntie, I'm just worried that she will catch cold."

"Get out of here!"

"It's raining outside."

"I'll say it one last time. Get out of here."

"Can I borrow an umbrella?"

As soon as Li Nanfang was about to reach for his umbrella, Yue Zitong reached out to open the door, pushed him down, slammed the door, stepped on the gas and roared across the intersection.

"Yue Zitong, what right do you have to interfere with my freedom to discover and appreciate beauty? Jealous? Ha, so do you. I promise I won't look at others again

In the heavy rain, Li Nanfang, who was drenched in the water, jumped and pointed to the car and scolded.