It is said that no one who can become a Kage is stupid. Luo Sha once again taught Naruto a lesson with his actual actions.

However, after learning this lesson, Luo Sha now...

"...Is this really my son Kankuro?"

Luo Sha frequently looked up at Kankuro on the ground, and the expression on his face gradually became numb.

He would rather believe that Kankuro had died in Naruto's hands than admit that the black mass of humanoid creature was actually his son.

"Cough~"

Naruto coughed embarrassedly.

"Sorry, I did act a little harshly... But I can assure you that he is Kankuro."

Luo Sha: (╯°Д°)╯︵ ┻━┻! ! !

How can this be summed up by the words "a little bit harsh"? !

Kanjiro, a yellow man, was beaten into a black man, and his body was swollen one, two, three, four... I don't know how many times.

He looks like a fool, bastard! ! !

Luo Sha stared at Naruto fiercely, wishing he could pounce on him and bite off a few pieces of meat from him.

"Don't look at me like that~

Everyone has seen that although Kanjiro was a little darker before, he was still alive and kicking, and he was not swollen;

The reason why he became like this now... is completely because of you, his father!

That's right, this is all your fault, Luo Sha!"

Although Naruto's voice was loud, he still didn't dare to say anything. Luo Sha looked at each other.

"Someone go check if Kanjuro is still alive?"

After hearing Naruto's call, Gaara silently picked up a branch, walked to Kanjuro's side and poked his brother carefully with the branch.

After seeing Kanjuro's chest still rising and falling slightly, Gaara turned his head and said calmly.

"Still breathing."

"Oh, then quickly put this thing in him."

After hearing this, Naruto took out a ball of light from the system space and threw it at Kanjuro.

[Mechanical Soul (Epic): After use, a fire will be generated in the user's body. If the fire is not extinguished, the user will not die;

Flesh and blood are weak, and the machine rises!

As the fusion time with the mechanical soul increases, the user's body structure will gradually Gradually evolving into a mechanical creature, and simultaneously annihilating the love between men and women in the user's mind.

Note:

Once the "soul" props are fused, they cannot be separated by any means, so please use them with caution! ! !

(Fuck your love for selling flowers! I just want to rebuild Cybertron now!!!)]

After taking over the mechanical soul, Gaara did not personally investigate it, and slapped it directly into Kanjuro's body without hesitation.

The little brother thought that his good big brother would not harm himself or his own brother, but he didn't know...

Years later, every time I saw Kanjuro showing off in front of everyone how thick the two steel plates on his pectoral muscles were and how big the caliber of the machine gun in his buttocks was, Gaara wanted to slap himself hard at this moment.

That's right, Good brother Naruto really won't hurt me... but he can't stop me from pitting me!!!

Naruto watched the mechanical soul being stuffed into Kankuro's body with his own eyes, and laughed happily.

Didn't this guy dream of building a Gundam in the Infinite Tsukuyomi? !

Now it's good, maybe he can turn into a Gundam himself in the future~

Anyway, in the original work, Kankuro was still a single dog at the end. He used his girlfriend, who he didn't have, to exchange for a chance to transform into a Gundam... Kankuro made a fortune!!!

Naruto promised that he did this entirely for Kankuro's sake, and definitely not for revenge!

Well, definitely not...

...

But at the moment when the mechanical soul and Kankuro were completely integrated, Kankuro's chest suddenly shone brightly.

"Ah~ my eyes!!!"

"What the hell?!!"

"Fuck?! Run!!! "

The dazzling blue light blinded everyone. This strange scene made them suspect that Kanjuro was really going to explode this time, and they quickly retreated to keep a distance from him.

"Uzumaki Naruto, you are a fucking idiot..."

"Father, hurry up!"

Before Luo Sha could finish his curse, he was sent far away by Temari's fan;

The violent storm blew all the loose skin on Luo Sha's face, and he couldn't say anything, so he had to swallow his curses for the time being.

After landing, Luo Sha, who recovered, continued to curse.

"Uzumaki Naruto! If you really kill my son, I will fight you to the death today!!!"

It is said that worrying about Kanjuro's safety makes him confused. Luo Sha, who was worried about Kanjuro's safety, didn't notice that the dazzling blue light also quickly converged and dissipated towards one place at the same time when he landed.

When all the blue lights disappeared, Kanjuro, who had recovered, stood in the center;The only difference from Kanjuro before is that after Kanjuro recovered, there was an extra... small nuclear reactor in the center of his chest? !

Naruto: ꒰꒪꒫꒪⌯꒱? ! !

"... Dog system, explain it to me!"

[Explain what? ]

"Explain it to me, it was clearly said to be a mechanical soul!

But why did Kanjuro grow a small nuclear reactor on his body? !

This is obviously the configuration of Iron Man, right? ! !

Thinking about the glorious achievements of this famous playboy from Marvel next door... Naruto suddenly felt a little panicked.

[... The host saw it wrong, it was a fire seed. ]

Naruto: (꒪⌓꒪) ...

Dog system, do you want to listen to what you are saying? !

Is it really okay for you to lie with your eyes open like this? !

If the thing on Kanjuro's chest wasn't Tony's first-generation reactor, Naruto would rush over and pull it off and eat it raw!

[The final right of interpretation of all props produced by this system belongs to this system. Please don't pay attention to these details. 】

Naruto: (ー ー゛)...

He couldn't help but care.

The main reason is that Tony's record when he was young was indeed a bit too amazing. God knows whether Kanjuro, who now has a small nuclear reactor on his chest, will inherit some of Tony's bad habits? !

Naruto has already started thinking in his mind whether to arrange a nine-thousand-year-old surgery for Kanjuro as soon as possible;

It just so happens that Kanjuro's name also has a "nine" character, and the profession of father-in-law should be quite suitable for him... right?

...

Just when Naruto was stunned, Kanjuro, who had recovered as before, was already moved by his old father's speech.

He ran to Luo Sha in two steps, picked up his father who was still in a daze from the wheelchair, and then buried his head in his father's arms and started crying.

"Wuwuwuwu~ I know that you still have me in your heart...

So you still care about me, right?"

Luo Sha lowered his head and looked at the large piece of his shirt that was soaked with a mixture of Kankuro's tears, snot and saliva...

[Or I really don't want this son...]

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