The World Has Problems

Looking at the smiling Alaya in front of him, Lin Yuanfei laughed a little dryly.

"Well... can I say no?"

Who wants to be Alaya's bodyguard?That would be a lifetime of restlessness!

Lin Yuanfei would rather be eaten by monsters, hacked to death by resentful spirits, and die forever than be the guardian of this troublesome child.

Pit!

But considering that the Alaya in front of him may not have a good discussion with him, Lin Yuanfei's refusal was particularly unfounded.

"... By the way, I won't be hacked to death if I refuse?"

Lin Yuanfei asked with a dry smile.

The uncle of the world smiled, "No, no, who do you think I am? A bandit who buys and sells by force? Comrade, your idea is very bad. When we come out to do business, we only pay attention to a If you love me, I am willing to be honest and reciprocal, will I force you to do something you don't want to do? No, the twisted melon is not sweet!"

Alaya spoke very openly.

However, the more he behaved like this, the more guilty Lin Yuanfei felt, and he always felt that there was a big hole in front of him waiting for him to jump.

"Is it really okay not to sign?" Lin Yuanfei asked tentatively.

The uncle of the world smiled, "Of course there is no problem. After all, you are a visitor from another world. It has nothing to do with our world. You are not Bethune, so there is no need to shed your blood for a different world."

After finishing speaking, Uncle World took out a phone and talked to someone on the other end of the phone in front of Lin Yuanfei.

"Moses Moses? Gaia? Oh, I asked, but he refused to do it... Hey... What a pity, such a good seed, although he is from another world. But since he refuses, then we don't want to do it either." If you force someone, just follow the normal process."

After Alaya finished speaking, Lin Yuanfei broke into a cold sweat.

"Hey... what is the normal process? Why do I sound so guilty?"

In this regard, Uncle Alaya smiled, "Of course the normal process is to obliterate all visitors from other worlds. You should understand the rules of Xingyue World, right? Visitors from other worlds like you are illegal smugglers. Human rights? Of course not! So you have no objection to killing you, right?"

Uncle Alaya smiled brightly.

Lin Yuanfei was in a cold sweat... Oh my god!Feelings went around the dungeon, and now I met the scariest boss.

Is this Alaya such a rascal?

Lin Yuanfei smiled a bit forcedly, "Well... President, is there no need to discuss this matter? If you don't become a guardian, you will die. This is very uncomfortable! Didn't you say that a twisted melon is not sweet? Right?"

Alaya sighed and patted him on the shoulder.

"Little comrade, your social experience is still not enough. Although the twisted melon is not sweet, it quenches your thirst! Don't you understand such a simple truth?"

"Do you see that so many men in the world go out to help the poor because they love those whore workers? Of course not, it's just because they are hungry!"

"Do you understand what I'm saying?" Uncle Alaya smiled wretchedly.

Lin Yuanfei's back felt cold, and he suddenly felt that the chrysanthemum was a little cold... This Alaya is not a dead gay, is he?

Are you tm going to prostitute me or something?

Lin Yuanfei looked at the wretched uncle in front of him, trying to reason.

"Then what... President, that's not what I said. You see, I have only been in this world for five days, and I have been going to death to exorcise demons and subdue demons, and solve all kinds of hidden dangers that threaten human beings. I am exhausted, and now I am seriously injured. Half-Life."

"Other people's time travel is to soak up the root style and get big breasts, but what about me here? I didn't enjoy any benefits, but I was exhausted like a dog. I was born and died for this world. There is no credit but hard work, right?"

"That Kayako, what Freddie, what Tomie, and the group of aliens under Torimi Island are not troublesome things that can be easily solved. I worked hard to solve them, and at least it was established. A little credit? It’s not too much to change my life, right?”

"Right? Mr. President, you are such a wise existence, the consciousness of all mankind is assembled! The wisdom of all mankind is assembled! What a great existence that is! Such a simple truth, you must be able to understand it, right?"

Lin Yuanfei smiled flatteringly, like the translator next to the emperor.

Chapter 211 Please don't drive, please

In the ward, Lin Yuanfei smiled like a traitor, as obscene as possible.

He couldn't help but refuse to accept softness.

The master in front of me is not a good person.

After a contract of prostitution, Hong A was cheated for eternity.

With one order, the guardians can immediately rush out and hack hundreds of thousands of people to death.

For a guy like Alaya, the good and evil of human beings have no meaning to him.

So Lin Yuanfei tried to reason with the other party.

After the two sides looked at each other for a few seconds, Alaya smiled.

Have a good laugh.

"Little comrade is very good at talking, but I don't like to listen, so let's change the way of communication."

As he spoke, Alaya snapped his fingers, and saw a flash of white light, and the uncle in sunglasses in front of Lin Yuanfei disappeared.

What appeared was a cute and well-behaved young girl, Lolita.

The little loli looked seven or eight years old, wearing revealing sexy clothes, puffed out her cheeks and stared at Lin Yuanfei, her voice was clear and sweet.

"Oni sauce, are you really not going to protect others?"