A Million Survival Laws of the Savior

"My mobile phone...forget it, anyway, I'll wait for Sony's Dafa Z4." Someone Li glanced at the scrapped mobile phone, and then glanced at Li Qinglian: "Li Qinglian is obviously just someone's joke, fantasy has come true, I am Are you reading a novel?"

"Maybe." Li Qinglian spread her hands, "Anyway, three days, three days with me, you seem to be quite leisurely."

"No, I have a project to go on a business trip every few days."

"Oh, don't go." After Li Qinglian finished speaking, she walked around his house on her own.

"Wait, don't touch the hanging picture! And my Blu-ray BD!" Seeing that Li Qinglian's hand was a bit dishonest, someone Li hurriedly shouted: "That's my lifeblood!"

"Vulgar." Li Qinglian snorted coldly: "What's the point of hanging these female engravings in class! Waste of money, waste of time, waste of beep liquid!"

"I'm willing, you don't mind me." Mr. Li said stiffly.

"Poor single." Li Qinglian shook her head and said, "I don't even have a girlfriend."

"It's much better than you, this is much more ill ... Don't move my painting! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhas

……

"You said, you are a caster?" Another fat man was far away in Australia, looking at the Zheng wife who suddenly appeared in front of him with a confused face.

"Yes." Quincy looked at the uncle in front of me with the expression that I was dying, and sighed: "Hey...forget it, that kind of thing doesn't matter, the only thing I want to do now is to help you lose weight physically. "

"What happened to the fat house?"

"It's nothing, just thinking that my main body image is you, I suddenly feel very hurt." Quincy squinted: "You dare to use Quincy as your avatar!"

"I changed it a long time ago!" Student Yang retorted hastily: "And those who use beautiful girls as their profile pictures are all fat houses. This is common sense, right?"

"But I'm not." Quincy put his hands on his hips: "I am a heroic spirit, I have a wife, a rich second generation, and I have been a winner in this life in my previous life. Now I am summoned here as a caster to fight the Holy Grail War with you. What do you have? Are you dissatisfied!"

"I'm not interested, can I not fight?"

"No, I want to take revenge on Bai. This may be the only chance in my life to fight back." Quincy squeezed his fingers: "Now I finally have a wave of enhancements, huh!"

Someone Yang said, "But I'm abroad, why don't you find someone else."

"...Let me introduce you to Miss Sister."

"What kind of young lady do I want for a fat house?"

"Two-dimensional."

"OJBK!" Someone Yang wiped his face: "Fuck it!"

……

"Assassin Lolo."

"You... a man and a woman?"

"You are asking, I want you to be neither a man nor a woman."

"Sorry, I'm a little curious. Actually, I don't mind genders...I just happened to be looking for a girlfriend recently. I'm not interested in fighting. How about we fall in love? Don't you think this often happens in the Holy Grail War..."

"I underestimated your perversion, do you even want to fuck your derivative body? You hentai!"

"Ah, it feels good, come again, being insulted by a beautiful girl is also my joy."

"Me?..." Le Luo put his hand on his forehead: "Suddenly I still think Ling Jiang is cuter."

"Lingdao." The college student spread his hands: "It's just a joke, don't take it seriously, I can't be really interested in him, unless his body is a beautiful girl, but we know that we are both rough guys."

"It's okay." Le Luo's smile suddenly became strange: "Actually, I can arrange things for you, such as the appearance... just do the surgery, please rest assured, my technique is absolutely superb."

"...don't attack Ling Dao!" The college student immediately held Le Luo's hands.

"As expected of me~~~"

……

"Well, who are you..."

"Don't ask, don't tell, just feel it with your heart."

"Feel your horse! You smashed my computer, do you know that!"

"I'm a berserker, I don't have feelings."

"If you don't have feelings, you have to lose money!"

"I can't afford it... Also, it's better not to touch me. Touching me will make you African."

The shaman said helplessly: "Why am I the one who got involved? I'm just a weak chicken. Is it because I can spread evil indiscriminately that I'm a berserker? Gan... This treasure is too much, unacceptable……"

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"Lancer, big whale... Please don't look at me with that kind of eyes, I really don't want to, really..." The person who claimed to be a lancer without a gun in his hand was being stared at by someone Zheng with subtle eyes .

Mr. Zheng is a college student, and he stayed at home during the holidays.

At two o'clock in the morning, I suddenly saw someone get out of my computer. No matter how I looked at it, I felt horrified.

Then he somehow felt a strong sense of shame from this person.

After introducing himself, Mr. Zheng had a deeper understanding of who he is.

"Okay, okay, I understand, the Holy Grail War, right? The seven major job agencies, right? Lancer? The big whale? The savior? Apple coffee?" Mr. Zheng put his hand on his forehead: " Damn, it's a real newspaper, I am clearly not a lolicon but I am written as a lolicon, I am obviously not ashamed, but I dumped the most embarrassing lancer to me."