My Back Table is Actually Gabriel

Shower gel is also called shower gel, it doesn't mean that you should bathe me with milk!

"Can't help but seduce Brother Xiaoye now?!"

Dirty loli took out her schoolbag from the bedroom, and when she saw Ilya in the living room, she threw herself into Hua Ye's arms with a 'hey' sound, and the scent of green apple shampoo and a touch of milk wafted into her nostrils: "No way!" If you want to wipe it, I will help Brother Xiaoye wipe his back! We have already soaked in a hot spring pool and slept in a bed!"

Catwoman blinked her eyes, came over and hugged one of Hua Ye's thighs, refusing to let go like a leg pendant, with taiyaki in her mouth, and said vaguely, "We want to help too, meow."

"The bodies of these two human races and orc races are not yet fully developed, and now the mating is likely to leave psychological shadows and tear wounds." Illya said solemnly, "It is recommended that the master cultivate first..."

Raise your sister!When you talk, put your clothes on first!

Hua Ye's face was full of black lines: "I won't take a bath now!"

……

Although the school festival lasted for the whole weekend, today I have played all the games, and there is no regret left, so Hua Ye mercilessly sent the two coquettish lolis to the tram, and let them go home .Then I took Illya to a nearby shopping mall to buy underwear and clothes. Although Illya said that she could use the apron in the kitchen as clothes, Gabriel's useless angel would definitely come to check the room at night, in case she saw him playing Ilya in the naked apron play will definitely blow her hair.

Arriving at the shopping mall, Hua Ye and Yi Liya were about to go to the clothing section when a voice full of vigor suddenly came: "Xiao Ye, here, here!"

Ilya followed the prestige, her gaze narrowed slightly: "Giant dragon?"

Looking at Hua Ye with searching eyes, seeing Hua Ye's face as usual, Yi Liya lowered her eyes and stood quietly aside.

Thor stepped up to Hua Ye's side, and his extraordinary chest made a "puyo puyo" trembling sound, similar to the gravitational force of the breasts, which attracted all the male customers in the mall from five years old to eighty years old. hair straight.

"Hi!" Thor jumped in front of Hua Ye with a green shopping basket in his hand, "Why is Xiao Ye here?"

As he spoke, he glanced at Ilya, and sniffed his nose with some doubts: "This smell is so strange...Xiao Ye, who is she?"

Without Hua Ye's answer, Ilya said calmly:

"I am the head maid of the master."

"Hey?" Thor's eyes lit up, "I'm also a maid, why don't we share our experience and experiences of being a maid?"

Communicate with your sister!No matter how you think about it, a giant dragon and an angel of judgment exchange the way of a maid, it's too incompatible!

Hua Ye was speechless: "What are you doing here?"

"Buying groceries." Thor raised the shopping basket in his hand, and then puffed up his cheeks and said, "Recently, there is a very annoying opponent who always comes to my house to provoke me, and Xiaolin often invites her to eat together, so today I I plan to make a dark dish so that she won't come here in the future...By the way, Xiaoye, shall we have dinner together tonight?"

"No." Hua Ye refused with disgust in his eyes.

"Oh, come on, come on." Thor pulled Hua Ye away, "I don't know how to cook in the dark, so I have to ask you."

……

Walking to the fresh department store area, Thor took the lead, looking for ingredients for the evening dark cooking.

Hua Ye walked slowly behind, but after a while, Thor's shocked shout suddenly sounded.

"Hey!" Thor opened his eyes wide, "There is actually someone selling poop here!"

"puff--"

The aunt standing behind the counter was drinking tea, when she heard this, she spit out a mouthful of water.

Fortunately, Thor reacted sensitively, dodged and dodged, and said vigilantly:

"Are you trying to kill someone?"

What is sprayed is green tea, not concentrated sulfuric acid, how to kill people!

"Cough, cough, cough..." The aunt couldn't help coughing, her face flushed, and she quickly waved her hands, "This is not...not..."

Hua Ye glanced at the 'so-called' stool, and was so angry that he almost vomited blood.

"That's not poop!"

"Eh?" Thor looked disgusted, made a gesture of covering his nose, and muttered to himself, "Some time ago, I saw Haitians eating dirt on the Internet. I didn't expect that there are people here eating poop, and they sell it so much expensive……"

Hua Ye's face was full of black lines, and he almost turned into a roaring emperor: "This is a sea cucumber!"

Sea cucumber is as famous as ginseng, bird's nest and shark's fin, and is one of the eight treasures in the world.

The shape of this thing is really ugly. It is about ten centimeters long and looks like a lump of black stool. Although it lives in the water, it does not know how to swim. Instead, it crawls on the bottom of the sea like a bug. Sediment is food, so the trace elements in the body are very rich.

It is difficult to see fresh sea cucumbers in supermarkets, because sea cucumbers will melt within a few hours after leaving the water, which is the so-called "melting skin", and even turn into a puddle of water. Most of the sea cucumbers sold are dried with salt and dried...

The sea cucumbers were disgusting before they were dried, and they looked even more disgusting after drying. At first glance, they looked like stool.

So one day in the high-end seafood market, if you see someone selling "poop", you must not yell, otherwise you may be ridiculous.

"Oh." The maid dragon nodded seriously, and then suggested, "Xiaoye, why don't we buy a piece of shit and go home?"

They all said it was sea cucumbers, not poop. If you say that, who would have an appetite!Believe it or not!

"After going back, Xiaoye made the sea cucumbers look like poop..."

Hua Ye couldn't take it anymore.

"Snapped!?"

Chapter 737

"Snapped!?"

Hua Ye's face was full of black lines, and finally he couldn't help reaching out to slap the off-line maid Long.