My Back Table is Actually Gabriel

It was said that the mouth was frozen by the popsicle, but why did it vomit blood!Could it be that what they ate were not popsicles, but the highly poisonous Hedinghong!

"Brave man, hurry up, Sata Meow is going to die." Liuhua continued to shout, "I keep vomiting blood, the ground is stained red."

Did that idiot vomit three liters of blood? It's really gratifying to be able to dye the ground red so quickly!

Hua Ye had already seen Liuhua and Satania, and calmly said, "I'm here."

Liuhua, who was reaching out to pat and pat Satania's back, hurriedly stood up straight, and the dumb hair on the top of her head trembled slightly, like the antenna of the Teletubbies, trembling slightly in the direction of Hua Ye.

Liuhua turned her head to look, and when she saw Hua Ye, she immediately ran over with short legs, and when she got close, she threw herself into Hua Ye's arms, her petite body trembling slightly, her eyes were misty, and she sniffled and said : "Brave, Sata Meow is going to die."

Hua Ye's poker face: "I can't die."

No matter how you say that idiot is also a demon, and he is also a demon species with strong physical fitness, which can be immune to most poisons in the world, not to mention that the protective power on Satania has not been triggered at all. The so-called vomiting blood is definitely not real. The 'vomiting blood three liters' ah!

"But, when Dad is sick, he vomits blood like this." Liuhua sniffed her little nose and said with tears in her eyes, "I saw it once, my sister said don't worry, but Dad still..."

No wonder I was so nervous. Did you experience something similar?

Hua Ye stretched out his hand to smooth her hair, and said, "Satania will be fine, even if something happens, I can save her."

"Yeah." Liuhua sniffled and hugged Hua Ye's arm, "Go bravely, I think Sata can still be rescued."

"..."

Walking up to the bench, he looked at Satania who was sitting on the bench. This stupid little devil was covering his chest with one hand, his face was pale, teary like Liuhua, and he said in a weak tone: "The attendant... Cough cough cough, you, are you here?"

Just speak well, don’t scare people with this kind of tone that may die at any time, heartbeat, breathing, pupils, eyes, your body is super healthy, compared to sitting in an office building all day and lacking exercise, and you don’t have back pain. People's social animals are much healthier!

"Look brave." Liuhua grabbed Hua Ye's finger and pointed nervously at the ground under Satania's feet.

Hua Ye looked down.

There are indeed several red wet marks on Satania's feet, which are obviously the 'spitting blood' that Liuhua said, and it is far from the red-stained ground.

"I'm going to die..."

Satania covered her chest with one hand, stretched out the other to Hua Ye, and said with tears in her eyes, "After I die, the attendant will inherit my will..."

"Snapped!"

Hua Ye raised his hand and hit the top of Satania's head mercilessly.

"Oops." The idiot let out a low voice, covering the top of his head with his hands, "It hurts...I'm already about to die, how could the attendant hit me so hard?"

No effort at all, okay? With a little effort, you can't stand up and talk now, but lie down and enter the hospital!

Hua Ye said, "You will not die."

"But, but I've already vomited blood."

It’s true that the red liquid on the ground is blood, but it’s not vomiting blood. Your spittle is mixed with blood!

Hua Ye said expressionlessly, "The popsicle that froze your mouth didn't fall by yourself, but you tore it off, right?"

"It was torn off." Satania nodded, puffing her cheeks and said, "I have something in my mouth, so I can't speak, and I will be laughed at by passers-by. It's so embarrassing."

Hua Ye was shocked.

The word 'shame' is still in this idiot's dictionary?

Standing at the door of the classroom with a bucket every day, why haven't I heard you mention the word 'shame' once!

Liuhua said: "Those people are the subordinates of Sata Meow. Sata Meow felt that he couldn't lose the meaning of the big devil, so he drove those people back home."

"Subordinate?" Hua Ye was slightly surprised.

"It's an elementary school student who often plays in the park." Liuhua explained, "Sata Meow is super good at playing football, and he is also very good at climbing trees to save cats. Many people want to recognize Sata Meow as the big sister."

"Not interested." Hua Ye said blankly, "She didn't vomit blood either."

"Why is that saliva red?"

"Because the popsicle was frozen on the tongue." Hua Ye said, "When Satania pulled the popsicle, she hurt her tongue. If you don't believe me, let Satania stick out her tongue and have a look."

"Sata meow." Liuhua hurriedly said, "Stick out your tongue."

Satania opened her mouth and spit out the tip of her tongue. The surface of her tongue was bright red, and the surface of her tongue, which was frozen by the popsicle and torn violently, made people feel painful.

"Hey." Liuhua checked carefully, "It really is."

Hua Ye said with distaste: "The injury is very minor, and it will be healed in two days."

The two idiots, Liuhua and Satania, breathed a sigh of relief. They didn't vomit blood, so naturally they didn't have to die.

"Aide, it hurts so much." Satania looked up pitifully.

Pain is right, dare to eat popsicles in such a cold weather, and then violently tear your tongue after freezing it, whoever hurts if you don’t hurt!

Hua Ye said, "Hold it."

"But it hurts."

"Then continue to endure."

"..."

It was dark.