Tony laughed so hard.

Who would have thought that

Captain America, who his father praised all his life, was actually a dancer!

Just watching the performance, he felt his toes digging into the ground.

This, this feeling is like... the academic master next door, who was admitted to the most awesome university, was praised all his life, but in the end, he was found to be picking up trash on the street.

His life was extremely miserable.

Pepper said faintly:

"It's wrong to laugh at others.

Tony got up and sat down.

His smile remained

"I thought he had really met his soulmate."

"The result is that he goes to dance"

"However, it is still a pity behind this."

Tony looked at the problem objectively.

Captain America is so capable, but he was used for sales.

This is more outrageous than using anti-aircraft guns to kill mosquitoes.

However, even in modern times, this situation still exists a lot.

There is no way to eradicate it.

"Fortunately, he made it through."

"but……"

"It’s really funny, hahaha!"

……

In Corvo's lab,

Banner was stunned.

He was ready. He was ready to record the battle parameters of Captain America.

But in the end... you didn't fight, but danced?

The majestic heroic image of Captain America collapsed in an instant in Banner's eyes.

"I prepared so much paper and pen."

"So serious about preparing to record"

"Then, you go on stage and dance?"

After a moment,

Banner couldn't help laughing because Captain America's performance was really funny.

Banner is a very serious scientific researcher and usually doesn't laugh unless he can't help it!

"There is no dancing in the file"

"It's such a pity."

Banner added a few more details to the file.

Captain America's abilities: Infinite strength, strong stamina... can dance

……

Asgard.

Thor and Loki.

Laughing so hard

"Rocky, did you see that?"

"The mission of the super soldier is to dance"

"What do the people on Earth think?"

Loki was so happy that he couldn't straighten his back. This was the first time he laughed so happily in all his years.

"Brother, I understand."

"This light curtain is just for fun."

"Expose everyone's embarrassing stories"

"Let's make everyone happy together.

Thor agreed with this.

After all, he was also a victim.

He was very angry at first.

But now he is in a much better mood.

Because he is not the only victim.

There are people who are unlucky together.

Thor is much happier.

And Captain America's performance crushed a lot of social death scenes.

He currently ranks first.

On the throne,

Odin coughed lightly.

Thor stopped talking instantly.

"I'll say it again"

"Don't laugh at anyone"

"Everyone you laugh at"

""They are all heroes worthy of respect."

Odin's reprimand made Thor dare not say a word. Thor is very immature now. He has a simple idea in his mind. In the future, if he sees Captain America, he must compete with him to see who is the real hero!

……

【Inside a mysterious base】

【The soldiers sat below, looking expectantly.】

【They've been fighting for so long.】

【Finally, a consolation performance arrived!】

【Someone just saw a girl in a short skirt in private】

【As the news spread, they all became like wolves and tigers.】

【In the expectant eyes of the crowd】

【Captain America walked onto the stage, smiling and waving】

【Captain America said passionately: Are you ready to join me in defeating the Nazis?】

【The scene was completely silent, no one was interacting】

【Captain America stood awkwardly on the stage】

【Soldier: We want to see the girls dance!】

【Someone stood up and stuck out his butt】

【Soldier: Captain, please sign here.】

【Captain America on stage is at a loss】

【I've performed so many times, but this is the first time I feel so embarrassed】

【Someone took the lead and threw rotten fruit onto the stage】

【Captain America had no choice but to step down quickly and let the girls take the stage】

……

Arctic Ocean

"Enough is enough"

"Don't go on."

"Come out if you have the guts, let's have a fight!"

Captain America was furious.

He thought he was strong enough to face his former weakness.

Now he found that he had overestimated himself.

When these socially deadly scenes appeared,

Captain America just wanted to dig his toes into the ground.

……

Stark Industries.

Tony frowned.

"It is wrong to laugh at others"

"Unless you can't help it"

"Hahaha!"

Little Pepper:...

Who would have thought that a billionaire would be like a child, laughing at others behind their backs.

Little Pepper said faintly:

"Boss, if you meet Captain America one day"

"Between the two of you"

"Who is going to laugh at whom?

Tony was stunned for a moment.

Then he shook his head.

"Will not meet"

"He died in battle a long time ago."

"We won't meet again"

"Besides, I am the only one who laughs at him, hahahaha!"

Little Pepper smiled

"Yeah?"

"This light curtain can travel through space"

"Is it possible to travel through time?"

Tony's expression suddenly became serious.

This is really a question.

After thinking for a long time,

Tony still shook his head.

"Probably not. Time is not as simple as you think."

"Traveling through time is equivalent to playing with the rules of time"

"Time will take its revenge"

"No one would take such a big risk."

Pepper doesn't understand physics. She feels Tony is shining when he says this. In her heart, Tony is omnipotent. The future Tony will definitely be able to break the rules of time. Pepper firmly believes this.

……

SHIELD.

Nick Fury shakes his head regretfully

"What a pity"

"When I was a kid, I was picking cotton."

"No chance to read the newspaper"

"I don't know about Captain America's history at all."

According to Nick Fury's age, when Captain America was transformed,

Nick Fury was already born.

If you read the newspaper, you should be able to see news about Captain America.

Nick Fury feels like he's wrong.

……

【Famous Scene 5: Kiss]

Just one simple word.

Kiss.

It makes people imagine.

Captain America is such a strong man.

Does he have a girlfriend?

How many girlfriends has he had?

Countless people are curious.

And the appearance of the light curtain.

Undoubtedly, it has aroused great interest.

……

Arctic Ocean

"No, no, no!"

Captain America's face suddenly changed.

His hair stood up.

So far, he has only kissed twice in his life.

The second time was okay.

But the first time... it would definitely be a social death scene!

Captain America has already dug his toes into the ground.

No matter how much he doesn't want to, the screen continues.

……

【Captain America: I'm looking for Howard Stark】

【The female secretary reads the newspaper without looking up】

【The whole body reveals a sense of nobility and pride】

【Secretary: He is inside】

【Captain America stood there waiting】

【The female secretary raised her head and saw Captain America's face clearly.】

【In a pair of beautiful eyes, rippling blue waves……】

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