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"'Chu Chu' is my daughter; Alice is my wife."

Direct, simple, and overbearing declarations spread instantly across the globe through the Internet.

The European Union countries that have been paying close attention to this matter are slightly relieved when they see this sentence. According to a panel of psychologists, Ike would not give up on her sister Alice.

It seems that the experts are correct. However, from now on, we in the EU will have competitors.

Fuck, it's a dog!

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China. Ministry of Information Industry, Network Division.

The computer experts who had been waiting in front of the computer for three days and three nights cheered cheerfully.

"He acknowledged! He acknowledged the identity of Chuchu!"

"'Fate' (supercomputer) has no wrong predictions. Success, we China succeed!"

"Report this news to the Central!"

"Yes, Minister!"

Zhongnanhai.

The senior leaders who received the report were all relieved.

It ’s a pity that these people can't sleep well these days. If Ike does not recognize the daughter, China will be in an extremely embarrassing situation.

"Fortunately, he acknowledged it, and he finally admitted it!"

"There is nothing wrong with folk rumors: Ike is indeed a kind child."

"Call back to Russia: China promises to invite and is scheduled to visit Moscow in three days!"

"Yes, Chairman!"

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Along with the great voice of God Ike and acknowledging the identity of the baby girl, the whole world made another sensation.

The matter is being discussed enthusiastically around the world.

Although, there is no information about the distribution of technology shares in the Twitter news sent by the Great God today. But everyone understands:

China is really about to rise!

Because that is the only daughter of the Great God, and is the first heir.

As long as she can grow up safely, by then, the god's endless wealth will have her share.

This is true no matter in jurisprudence or in human relations.

Unless, when she grows up, she becomes a waste. But is this possible?

Never!

Even if the Chinese government is stupid, it will not educate the "chuchu" as waste.

Some governments have convened emergency parliaments to discuss a new "China policy."

From today, China's international political treatment may be greatly improved.

China is about to become a citron!

The day.

An official spokesperson of the Chinese government held a press conference and announced with honour:

China will donate 6.7 billion materials to the United Nations Women and Children's Fund to improve the lives and education of women and children in difficulties worldwide.

As soon as this news came out, it was a national sensation.

The 1.5 billion Chinese sang praises and supported the decision of the Central Government.

Once, every time the Chinese government donated money, it would provoke a scold from the people. However, this time it didn't, it really didn't.

The people are not fools, they know exactly what the donation is for.

This is to celebrate Princess Chu Chu, who was born on June 7.

What is 6.7 billion donated?

Be a fart!

With the little princess Chuchu, China will change from a developing country to a developed country.

Think about the EU 26!

Originally their citizens were enjoying the high welfare of the European Union. Ever since Miss Alice, their welfare has been even higher.

Almost everyone has a car and a house, and that is the national bonus issued by the government to the people.

Every year!

Where do these bonuses come from? From Miss Alice!

Miss Alice owns 25% of all super technologies except Big Watermelon Technology.

What a huge benefit!

Not only the EU benefits, but also their nationals.

Haha, the EU nationals today is the tomorrow of our Chinese nationals!

"Praise the little princess!"

"Long live the little princess!"

"Long live!"

Nowadays, not only China has become the citron, but the baby girl named "Chu Chu" has become the citron among the citrons.

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China. bei jing. A courtyard house.

This is the residence of a deputy national cadre. His surname is Zhao and Zhao Lichun. (Yuewu is too lazy to think about the name. Recently, I was watching "The Name of the People", so I used the name directly. Hehe.

At this time, the Zhao family was gathering for dinner.

But think about what happened in China today.

"Father, is she still in the PLA General Hospital?"

Who is she?

Obviously, it means "chuchu".

Hearing the words of the later generations, Mr. Zhao nodded.

The crowd at the dinner table was overjoyed and said quickly: "Master, can we bring some gifts to see her?"

As soon as this word came out, Mr. Zhao raised his head and glanced at the crowd blankly.

At this time, another junior spoke.

"Father, we gave birth to a big fat boy in Sanfang last year. Can we take him to visit 'Chu Chu'?"

Yin Luo, Father Zhao screamed on the spot: "What? You still want to marry her? Put away your careful thinking! At present, no one in the PLA General Hospital can get in!"

"What? Father, this is impossible! We can't get in, can't you even get in? You're a vice-national!"

"Deputy national level? Oh, let alone the deputy national level, even the Zheng national level can't get in. Now to enter the PLA General Hospital, you must have the consent of the State Wu Hospital, the Military Commission, and the chairman ~ www.readwn.com ~ The three parties are indispensable. "

The sound fell and the audience was shocked.

"Father, this is impossible! I think there are a lot of patients going to and from the PLA General Hospital every day!"

But when he heard a "snap", Mr. Zhao threw the glass heavily on the table.

"Naive!"

Mr. Zhao hated the iron and scolded him, and then said, "Do you really think those are the patients? I am not afraid to tell you that those patients are all fake. They are dressed by elite agents of the Ministry of National Security and the General Staff Intelligence Department. Since March, there have been no foreign patients in that hospital, including previous patients who have been replaced by these agents. And let alone patients, even the doctors and nurses within them have been replaced by the military. "

"Any trespasser, no matter who it is, kill yourself!"

"Do you still want to go in? Do you still want to?"

As soon as this word came out, everyone shook his head in shock.

This, is it too scary?

The security of this hospital is too strict, it is almost stricter than Zhongnanhai.

"Father, what do we do in our three bedrooms? It's your grandson born in our three bedrooms. Can't you help me find a way?"

Upon hearing that, Mr. Zhao shook his head and said helplessly: "There is no way, there is no way! She is not accessible to our Zhao family! Although she is still of Chinese nationality, but ..."

"Think about who her father is? If I didn't expect it to be bad, it is estimated that the US government will ask us for Chinese people in two days!"

"hiss----"

As soon as this word came out, the audience took air-conditioning.

Does the US government want people from China?

Oh my god, will we concede in China? Would the United States give up if it refused? Will the unparalleled great **** give up?

Well, another world war!

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