Supreme Satyr

In the investigation room of digua Island, two wolves at the entrance of the village found the situation, so they reported to brother NaI (here's brother Nai Lin Xu, the host of the glittering stingy God of wealth in Taiwan). A wolf at the entrance of the village said, "a wolf king, work if there is a situation!"

A wolf at the entrance of the village yelled: "baga, don't let you * * * call me a wolf king. I still work and do your mother's work. I'm afraid others don't know that we are RB people. You sb, call me brother wolf."

"Hi!" the two wolves stepped back and bowed skillfully.

"Hey, your mother is a cabbage, if you say so." a wolf at the entrance of the village seems to be going crazy.

"Yes, brother wolf." the two wolves said obediently.

To say two wolves sb, one wolf is not necessarily smart. First of all, this sb says baga. Who can say such disgusting words except a disgusting nation? Secondly, this sb humiliated the mother of two wolves in language, but he didn't know that the mother of two wolves was his mother. In short, these two brothers are worthy of being brothers, standard sb

"That's right. What's the matter?" a wolf in the village ate an RB chick at midnight. Now he was tired and forced. If he hadn't been so angry by his younger brother, he would have gone to bed early * * * in a mess, he asked vaguely.

"Radar system signal jamming!" the two wolves at the entrance of the village are really silent.

"Baga," a wolf sleeping bug at the entrance of the village was so frightened that he ran away to work. He jumped up and looked at the computer screen. On the screen, more than 30 beautiful dolphins were sending out ultrasonic waves at the same time, which cut off the signal of the radar monitoring system. A wolf at the entrance of the village quickly crackled on the keyboard. The radar system recovered. He switched the screens of several computers and found that everything was normal. After the inspection, he dumped two wolves and a five fingered mountain, and then scolded: "you * * * are all right, yelling nonsense. What's the situation? Are we going to waste our shells to hit these lovely dolphins? What's the style of surprise? You should learn from me, be calm and don't panic. Is there a saying in China that Mount Tai presses the top without bending down? Do you know what Mount Tai is?" Seeing that the two wolves were ignorant, the vanity of the one wolf was greatly satisfied. The mending idioms and Chinese words finally came in handy. Now they can show off. Of course, they should show off. He continued: "Mount Tai means the father-in-law, that is, you can't bend down when your wife's father is riding on your neck."

"Oh, brother wolf, you are really talented. You are really knowledgeable and educated." the two wolves at the entrance of the village looked at one wolf with admiring eyes.

A wolf turned into a big tailed wolf, with a big furry tail waving in the wind: "that's! Er..." a wolf yawned, "it smells good. Why do I suddenly want to sleep? No, I have to sleep." then he fell to the ground with a plop.

The two wolves murmured, "brother wolf is sleeping, and brother wolf is going to sleep." after that, they fell to the ground and slept side by side with brother Nai. It's really a brother's heart. He sleeps like a pig!

Of course, there are hundreds of people who feel at the same time. In addition to a few powerful people, other minions and those imprisoned businessmen, nobles and envoys all sleep in a mess. Before the shift change patrol pirates finished the handover ceremony, they all lay in a circle on digua Island, hugged each other and fell asleep.

Those who guard cannons and other aggressive weapons are determined people like steel. When they feel sleepy, they slap each other in the face, kick each other's little brother, pinch each other's nose, pull each other's hair, pull each other's ears... They say they can't sleep. For the sake of the emperor, if I don't sleep, I won't sleep, absolutely... Sleep!

I can't help but say that the rosemary studied by Professor Deming is really fucking sharp!

Yunmenglong went to sweet potato island. The first thing he did was to walk around. His eyes turned slowly. I didn't know what he was looking for?

"Menglong, what are you looking for?" longmengyun asked in surprise.

"Sweet potato." yunmenglong muttered and continued to look for it.

Long Mengyun's "puff" smile was bright and moving. She smiled and said, "you silly child, do you have to have sweet potatoes when you call it sweet potato island? Maybe there are other reasons."

At this time, yunmenglong saw the pirates sleeping together and asked longmengyun, "Xiaohui, what are these people doing?"

Long Mengyun took a look and said faintly, "Brokeback Mountain!"

Yunmenglong doesn't understand: "what do you mean?"

"Comrade," long Mengyun said again.

Yunmenglong still doesn't understand: "comrade? Like-minded?"

Long Mengyun said angrily at last: "*"

Yunmenglong understood, jumped back and scolded, "these stinky * *."

At this time, shuisha also came. The three had already taken the antidote of rosemary, so they didn't have to be afraid of rosemary. In fact, they didn't eat, and none of them had anything at all. However, yunmenglong said, you'd better eat some. Just eat candy. The antidote tastes good. Professor Dai Ming, Ju Han!

"Water fool, lead the way. Catch the thief, catch the king first, and tie up the disgusting boss first." yunmenglong said. I didn't plan to bring shuisha, but it's a waste to keep such a master. Moreover, the map he drew is really disgusting. Ordinary people can't understand it. So it's better to bring people directly to convenience.

"Yes, master." Shui silly answered and went ahead.

Yunmenglong turned around the sweet potato island and was surprised. Shit, the advanced weapons and equipment and the high content of science and technology on the island are at the world's advanced level. The strict defense is absolutely first-class. For air, ground and sea, the radar system does not leak. It is also equipped with corresponding weapons and equipment. Even a fly can be completely dried. No wonder the Navy and air force are at a loss for this little shit sweet potato island. They can't start. They can't level the whole missile directly, can they? However, yunmenglong is crazy to find that there is an anti missile system on the island. Shit, the force behind the pirate is not simple. At least it is an important military and political official, even the whole RB. If so, it is worth pondering.

Water silly left and right came to a gate. He pointed to the gate and said, "the leader is here."

Yunmenglong knocked carelessly on the door: "open the door, open the door, it's raining in the house, get out quickly."

No movement, silence, silence, silence.

Yunmenglong gave shuisilly a look in his eyes. Shuisilly nodded three times and opened his mouth: "ah!" he rushed to the gate.

Yunmenglong blocks the ears of longmengyun and longmengyun blocks the ears of yunmenglong. They are affectionate and have four eyes opposite each other.

"Bang!" with a loud noise, a good door turned into broken wood and splashed everywhere.

The sawdust seemed to be afraid of the two, and strolled past Yunlong, but there was no meaning of sticking to them.

They walked in hand in hand. Shui silly bowed and stood behind yunmenglong. Yunmenglong murmured, "we are gentle people. We don't fight, but my men are impulsive. Forgive us." yunmenglong smiled at more than 20 people standing in the room with knives and guns in their hands.

In fact, the house is very simple, which is very inappropriate compared with those advanced weapons. It is obviously built temporarily. Although the house is simple, the furnishings inside are quite luxurious. It is glittering everywhere. The sofas are made of genuine leather. The carpet is old and thick. It is very comfortable to step on. It is said that this kind of carpet can also do foot massage.

Those twenty people protect a middle-aged man with an obscene appearance and short and fat figure. In fact, yunmenglong doesn't have to guess, let alone look at the portrait of shuisilly. This pattern is obvious. The object of protection is not the boss. Who else can there be?

Those twenty people are all dressed up as warriors, but they are dressed up as RB warriors. However, they do not have the spirit of Bushido. They exchanged eyes with each other, raised their long knives and split them like lightning. The action is a little strange, because they all hold the knives with one hand. As we all know, the power of Rb knife will more than double. Since they have one hand, there must be a conspiracy.

At the moment of their long knife cutting under the clear light, the other hand secretly stretched out, holding a pistol and pulling the trigger.

Yunmenglong didn't blink, and his complexion remained the same. It seemed that he was not facing a long knife pistol, but flowers and applause. The demeanor of a great general was really, but in the eyes of outsiders, it was definitely sb demeanor.

Seeing that Yunmeng dragon is about to become a cloud dead dragon, the water moves foolishly. For a thousandth of a second, he has slid in front of Yunmeng dragon. Those long knives are like slow release in his eyes, or the type that is too fucking slow. He takes time to stretch out his hands. A pair of arms turn into hundreds of arms and thousands of hands at high speed. There are still shadows. When everything returns to calm, shuisha holds hundreds of bullets in his hands, Those samurai swords are all broken into several pieces.

Those warriors are also masters among the masters. They are not dizzy by rosemary. Are they masters at last? But now they are scared silly. They see the deep fear and question in each other's eyes: "is this still a person?" they don't know that shuisilly is not a person.

Yunmeng longlang said in a loud voice, "you are really bold to rob people and property, push people into the sea to feed fish, and kidnap the rich businessmen. In my opinion, you'd better commit suicide and apologize. Don't you RB have a traditional program called laparotomy? For the sake of your warrior dignity and world peace, laparotomy!" yunmenglong's voice said later, extremely bewitched, Just like from the depths of everyone's soul, Yunmeng dragon radiated huge energy. The energy turned into tens of thousands of kilograms of pressure, which made everyone out of breath and close to collapse. Finally, a samurai couldn't stand it. He untied his coat quickly and had to cut himself. It's a natural thing that he didn't become an AV male actor. The boy was helpless to find that the knives were broken into several sections. He bit his teeth and conducted the most unholy and disgraceful self-examination in history. He picked up a broken knife and stabbed it hard at his abdomen.

Yunmenglong folded his hands and whispered "Amitabha" like a cat crying and mouse. Other warriors took the lead, took off their clothes, picked up knives and cut open their stomachs

This is the most spectacular and humiliating caesarean section in Rb history. The direct promoter is yunmenglong, an old rascal!

Yunmenglong finally walked slowly to the pirate leader with a funny smile. His small eyes turned around. He didn't know what he was up to. But as far as his virtue is concerned, it's useless to make any ghost ideas. I'm kidding. Play with Yunmeng dragon. Shit, Yunmeng dragon is at the ancestral level.

"Look, someone!" the other end shouted, took out his gun and shot at Yunmeng dragon.

Yunmenglong said with a smile, "there's your mother's big watermelon." the two fingers of his right hand stood up, and in the blink of an eye, a bullet was in the middle!

"Eight Yalu!" the other head scolded, took out a grenade and threw it over.

"Nine bosidens!" Yunmeng dragon ghost shouted and caught the grenade. He studied the smoking thing and asked longmengyun, "what's this?"