System:Of The Ugly

"It's Ten in the night now!" I huffed, wiping sweats off my brows, "What's left?"

<Chunks of Ozicallum.>

Reeling time back.

Not long after I landed, with Refraction Guard nullifying the fall damage, although I made a crater I hardly believed anyone would tear my head off for it. Not long after, I find this tunnel, lit with powdered Ozicallum as Aeyai informed; where all ores and stones and coppers rests in abundance, it was a mine that would throbbed all miners or scientists hoses for days.

The wheel tracks that I discovered earlier also made their way here, likely whoever they were, were the ones who made this tunnel.

A stroke of luck came when I ventured deeper and there I laughed at these ugly little creatures wriggling deep and everywhere within the tunnel; they came with an oversized reddened eye with legs that resembled a frog's limb protruding from their shoulders and a long slithering tail, I named them Frog-tailed Hellspawns as Aeyai gave them a tier of 0. My luck came from their mildly harmless laughably dumb bodies as I could easily grabbed their sorry little eyeballs and absorbed their mana straight from their hearts.

A single one gave me Two hundred mana for both my bar and my storage and +5 Mastery for Gluttony. I went on a feeding spree untiI I reached 55 Mastery, after that my mastery refused to go up even after consuming more than fifty of these ugly little abominations. That was when I said, "Fuck it!" and resumed to venture deeper to mine.

It was only then when I was bullying my waists, digging with some pickaxes that I've find that Aeyai told me another of her feature, which was the inventory space.

Now I know you know that we bickered, and that we do; I could've just hid Raul that night in my inventory but Aeyai claimed that she didn't bring this feature out for my knowledge that night because getting a living soul in this spatial plane was an impossibility.

The maximum capacity was a ton which could be upgraded as I level up. So with advice I stuffed my inventory with all these minerals that I could thrash.

Lucky for me, my attributes; my agility and strength, most definitely stamina rises almost with every whack of the earth inside.

I even did them a favor of robbing them of an abundant amount of these pulverized, powdered Ozicallum they have stacked in a box at the sides of the tunnel. These things can burn for days and the upside of burning them was to burn away the outer Ozicallum particles, inside was a microscopic Ozymantium which when bonded together becomes the strongest metal.

On the side and from my first entry; Images and videos I took for Fiora and hopefully use these evidence for a chance of playing Firefighter with Samara.

So with that cheery little thought as motivation I happily mined away until I was left with but a small space remaining in my inventory saved for the Ozicallum outside.

"Okay how much is the minimum for this?" said I touching this slightly prickly rock which pierced through the thick fog above.

<Master would need only 5.4206597605454e+26 daltons or 900 grams for 6 bullets.>

"Cool!" I stared dumb with nearly a set of dizzy eyes at this horrid baby of numbers and letters, "How much daltons of space do I have left?"

A question that would kill a Magus's ears and torture a Magus's eyes, It was one of my only regrets in this new life.

<You still have 3.0114776447474e+28 daltons worth of spaces left or simply 50 Kilograms.>

"Yes!" I blurted thankful that it ended.

"So I just had to shoot this with Fireball right?"

<Negative!>

<A single shot will not break the Ozicallum!>

"Then what?" I huffed and stressed, raspy voice holding my sudden frustrated ass back.

<Master Aeyai knows of a way but it is for Master's growth that Aeyai chose to stay silent.>

"You're like this wise old sect master huh?"

....

"Okay let me think." as I did my tell, little fingers caressing my pointed chin as my mind then again ran a series of yet another marathon of thoughts.

'Single cast and boom won't work.'

'Damn I have many single casts and booms!'

'I need DOT's for this motherfucker!'

'My Fireball has a damage over time if it crits but it only works on live targets!'

'Hmm!!'

'D-O-T!' I spelled it out in my mind.

'D-o-t, d-o-t, dot, b-o-t, b-o-t, bot, it sounds like buh, b-o-o-t, booty, Samara's booty!!' I foamed from thy holy mouth, as I trailed far off my initial thought, Samara had a curse on me that I had now knew.

I just can't get my Magus mind off of those melons as I played out a scenario, 'I'd bang her from the back, na-nah! I'd let her ride me through a wall, be it this hard ass Ozicallum rock while,,'

<Adrenaline Rush: 3.012%!>

I casually ignored Aeyai as a background noise and my scenerio went on, ',,she burns the steaming air around us with her fiery boobies. Ohh!! I'd used Refraction Guard as her burning pussy grinds down on this manly dic-'

"Wait!" I popped out of my thought, "Re-re-refraction! I got it!"

'Eureka!' or as I would claim.

<Good Job?!>

That was clearly a synthesized and distinct message Aeyai left me to see and hear.

"No-no! Listen! I'll use refraction on me and I'll push that rock hard as though I'm trying to break this arm off, the pain from pushing the rock would count as damage right?" as my beaming eyes explained.

<Affirmative!>

"Yea!! and since it's magical it'll work, I'm strong enough now look at these bad boys!" I said, flexing my thighs and my rock hard buttocks.

"I'm confident that I could give it enough pressure and there you have it! Damage over time! Fuckdammit! I'm so smart!" I boasted, arms on my waists, as the radiance of the smartest among men brimmed me with golden light.

"Okay! Refraction!" I casted, it was always invisible however as the user I could always feel this layer of protection covering my body.

I then held out my arm, my elbow folded to an 'L'; and with a roar I charged at the rock in front of me, pouring all my strengths on my thighs.

<Damage negated: 2 instances remaining!>

I felt no pain from the impact which could have easily break my arm, even more so; my legs bulldozed my body with all their might encouraging my back to push with more strength.

A Magus back need not yield to his thighs.

<Demage negated: 1 instance remaining!>

"Now! Again!" I yelled, casting my skill which allowed me to refresh the cooldowns of all my skills.

<All skills refreshed!>

"Use Refraction!"

<Activated!>

It was only a matter of time now, five minutes had almost come and passed as I constantly used a combination of Again! and Refraction.

My arm I still disallowed it to move as I laid it out as wide as I could to hopefully put enough pressure and at the same time cover enough space to give me a hefty kilograms of Ozicallum in one go.

The problem was my mana which luckily was full when I absorbed all those Frog-tails.

"How long does it take Aeyai?"

<From Master's sleeping knowledge you gained from watching Chem:Geo on Newtube. Aeyai noticed that it took approximately 5 minutes of exposure to turn the Ozicallum into a darker, softer version!>

"Wait! Chem:Geo?" I exclaimed, unsure of when I've ever watched them.

'I never watched them unless it played itself on Newtube after I've passed out?! and I've enabled the, 'Volume check!' which reduces video volumes and I've set mine to ZERO and a Newtube video from a T.V channel is usually shortened which means,,' as dread stunned my face into blue.

"You idiot! That was Newtube their videos are shortened there!"

<Impossible!>

"What the fuck do you mean impossible it's already been more than five fucking minutes!"

<Damage negated: You have 1 instance left!>

"Activate what we've been doing for the past five fucking minutes!!!" I raged and rightfully so.

Until I decided to play the bigger man, taking a deep breather, a Magus desperately needed it, "Aeyai!! tell me stuff to the bones before you make me do stuff!" I voiced as kindly as I can.

<Affirmative!>

"Good! Now that I think abou--!"

*CRACK!*

While I was busy with my lessons, I finally managed to crack the Ozicallum although I stumbled with a rather twisting force as I spun on the ground twice before I embraced the grey ground like a fallen, heart stricken Maiden.

<5 minutes and 54 seconds!>

"Fuck you! Just weigh how much are they!" said I, recovering from my maiden like fall, "By Kilos, by kilos!" I stressed, I couldn't bare to see those daltons again.

<36 Kilograms!>

I needed thirty four more to fill out my inventory, as I figured it was a necessity to be over prepared when it comes to the life or death battles I was bound to have, more like I was intently seeking for it, 'A Magus must train!' that was my motto.

Minutes later I made my way back to the branch of the huge tree on top the mountain, strangely the animals there grew in numbers and species, "You are a disgusts to youre forefathers and your counterparts inside the walls!"

They need not mind my rambling as they slept in a huddle beneath the tree where I was at; Cougars, tigers, wolves, deers, elephants and many more. As I stared on down with eyes of disdain, I felt their eyes were seeing me as a herder, a protector but as I shook these beautiful long and messy blondes I blamed it all on my fatigue, I now yearned to sleep.

I made Aeyai get to work on her crafting to spend all those hard earned materials for the elephantine bullets.

"Aeyai shut yourself off of my mind just once!"

<Affirmative!>

"You can turn yourself back on when I'm dead for the night!"

<Affirmative!>

With Aeyai out of my mind, and cut off from her concious status which I could determine clearly on the transparent screen, I find time to play Samara's bouncy, juicy videos.

Not minutes later the animals below were blessed with my hoodie right around the front part of my waist; which were poking and bulging out then dwindling back down, up and down they rise and quickly flattened back a many couple fuckteenth of times.

The night was steamy; of a teen's nightly routine and with a sudden heavy and hearty breath out it ended, as the young Phillipi closes his videos of Samara's bouncy treasure chests his stats then rises, a reward for the struggles his right hand had masterminded with pleasure.

<You have gained +1 Agi!>

<You have gained +1 Str!>

<You have gained +1 Sta!>