The Days of Opening a Restaurant on an Abnormal Earth

"I'm afraid you can't afford it." Zhang Tong said to Ji Xiaochun like this. Although he didn't put on any particularly ugly face or attitude, just such words are a bit irritating.

Generally speaking, dialogues and scenes like Zhang Tong's now appear in online novels, or bridges in dog-blooded urban dramas.

For example, a handsome actor pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger comes to a restaurant or clothing store, luxury store, watch store, car store, sales office, etc.

Although the male lead is rich, he is wearing ragged clothes, um, no, saying ragged clothes is too much. It means that the protagonist is dressed in a very ordinary way, that is, the appearance of a working class, and all the outfits on the whole body do not exceed 500 yuan.

Then the protagonist points to an expensive dish that costs tens of thousands, or a brand-name bag worth tens of thousands, a watch worth hundreds of thousands, a sports car worth millions, or real estate worth tens of millions. Then he said to the salesperson, "Show me this."

Then the sales staff will scrutinize the protagonist's clothes, seeing that the protagonist is wearing a Metersbonwe with a big discount for the season, and he doesn't even have a piece of Givenchy, Burberry, Armani, or Chanel.

With their many years of experience, most of the protagonists like this are poor, so it's just a matter of watching. At that time, I took him to see the products worth tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands, hundreds of thousands, millions, and tens of millions. Most of the other party sighed: "The things are good, but they are too expensive."

If you have no money, you have no money. What kind of pretense are you pretending to be! There are now many people who just look at but don't buy and moleste customer service and sales staff. At this time, these salespeople will use their big killers: "If you don't buy, don't look (touch, touch, smell)!"

When the protagonist responded angrily: "What? Now customers don't even have the right to look at the products? Customers are gods, do you understand?!"

At this time, the salesperson will roll his eyes and say to the protagonist: "Look? I think you can't afford to buy (eat, use, wear, drive, and live)!"

At this time, the protagonist will usually be shocked, and the atmosphere of the Internet cafe will overflow, then point to the cute girl salesperson next to him who has been smiling and saying good things, and then say: "You, yes, it is you! Give me all the things I just saw. I'll pack it, I'll buy it all!"

Then, in the astonishment of the senior salesman, the protagonist took out the legendary Centurion black card (it may also be a high-end platinum card of a certain bank, the kind with a credit limit of hundreds of millions). Then handed the card to the cute girl salesperson and said domineeringly: "Take it and swipe it, I will pick up the goods now, the password is six and eight!"

Then the whole story is that the senior salesman regretted that he missed a large commission by mistake, and was even fired by the manager. And the cute girl salesperson became the star of the month in the sales department in one fell swoop, and the manager's apology came to a successful conclusion.

Of course, in fact, sometimes the protagonist and the audience don't know whether there is a follow-up to the story or not. The expelled senior salesman received a call from the manager at night: "Nice job, another Shabby who couldn't stand the stimulation paid for a lot of things. That horribly expensive broken car (broken house, broken clothes, Broken bag, broken watch) finally sold. You get 70% of the cute girl’s share, and she gets 30%.”

"The next time you encounter such a bully, you still need a senior salesperson like you to step in. You should take a vacation first, and report to another store in half a month."

The protagonist happily bought the luxury car (villa, luxury watch, luggage) he wanted, and gained great joy and comfort in his heart when he bought it.

And the manager finally sold the gadgets that had accumulated working capital for a long time and exchanged them for living money. The senior salesperson got an objective commission and got half a month's vacation. The protagonist with golden thighs approached.

It can be said that the whole event was a happy event, and many parties benefited. There are no losers from every angle! Good luck, good luck! You should simply buy a roast chicken and a bottle of shochu, and let everyone sit down and have a drink and a chicken to celebrate.

And when this incident happened to Ji Xiaochun, although he didn't read much online novels and dog blood TV series, he suddenly realized that this was a good opportunity for him to perform!

Isn't this an opportunity to come to your door to pretend to be aggressive? People, it is inevitable that there will be a little vanity. Especially in front of beautiful women.

It is said that at an auction more than 20 years ago, the competition for a gemstone necklace was extremely sluggish. All the auctioneers looked like they were going to sleep, and no one was interested in this necklace.

And just when the auction was about to fail, Miss Lin Ching-hsia, a first-line red star from both sides of the strait and three places at that time, came to the scene in full dress. She did nothing but walked from the back of the venue to the front seats.

Her arrival was like dropping a drop of ice water into a hot oil pan, and the venue instantly boiled. A group of wealthy businessmen tried their best to increase the price in order to win the attention of the confidante. They were eager to show their arrogance in front of Miss Lin.

Today's Ji Xiaochun is just like those rich businessmen and celebrities back then. He wanted to show his masculinity in front of Jiang Hua and win her favor.

He wanted to use this routine to impress Jiang Hua, and Zhang Tong happened to be the best stepping stone. This stepping stone is so fitting, how expensive can these king crabs be? Even if the shopkeeper boldly quoted a price of 100,000 yuan, just pay it yourself.

But as long as he didn't do a good job in one point, he would say all kinds of things in one, two, three. Then it’s time to pretend to be yourself!

Thinking about it this way, Ji Xiaochun felt a little excited.

But is Zhang Tong really a stepping stone passer-by in online urban novels? Although it has only been about a month since he came back, Zhang Tong has read a lot of online novels.

In fact, after closing the store at night, he really doesn't have any entertainment activities, he can only read novels to relieve boredom. You can read more than one million words in one night.

He has read a lot of routines in urban novels, and Zhang Tong is not stupid. Just by looking at the material of Ji Xiaochun's clothes, one can see the word [expensive]!

With a big oily hair, wearing a mechanical watch, low-key but very textured clothes, and a little high-end men's perfume slightly sprayed on his body. Even Zhang Tong could smell a [scent of banknotes] even a few meters away.

So when Ji Xiaochun asked with a smile: "Can't afford it? How expensive are your crabs?" He was ready to release his pretentious energy.

And Zhang Tong replied indifferently: "Expensive is not expensive. If you add all these together, it will cost 50,000 yuan. It looks like you are also a boss who is opening a factory to make a lot of money. Money is a small problem." .”

Zhang Tong didn't follow the routine at all and said: "The main reason is that when you walked in, I saw that your footsteps were a little sloppy, and you could see the kidney deficiency! This crab is so cold, I'm afraid that you will urinate blood after eating!"

Zhang Tong looked at Ji Xiaochun with a sympathetic look, then lowered his head and sighed, "Hey, why did you become like this at such a young age? I'm afraid I won't even be able to have children in the future. Hey, it can't be done." .”

Zhang Tong was talking to himself in a low voice, the voice was very low, but in the quiet shop, it could just be heard by Ji Xiaochun's ears.