The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

What is the relationship between me and the aging man?

I am afraid, I have already said it is not clear.

Some time ago, we were companions who took risks together, and then more time, but the relationship between the brave and the devil, of course, the longest duration, or the relationship between the jailer and the prisoner.

Now the jailer said that he was tired, old, and did not want to do it, but he intended to hand over the prison to the prisoner?

"What a joke!! Are you going to give this city to me this lich? I almost destroyed the devil of the world? Don't be kidding!"

Adam smiled bitterly.

"I don't think it's reliable. Who do you think I can hand it to?"

Yes, who is it to? Xiaohong as a red dragon, it is very suitable for her racial characteristics, eat full of sleep, wake up and find someone to play, play tired and go to sleep..... But if you are a city owner, I am afraid I will sell it the next day. Into gold coins.

The last sage of the Big Three, Margaret? She is smart and knowledgeable and should be the right person.

"Margaret is of course the first choice, but she said no."

Of course, others will not do it. In order to spend more than 100 years of youthful time here, now that you don’t want to talk about it, I’m going to have a sensation that spans the long river, and then throw my responsibilities to others, Marg. Rite didn't fix it, it was already very modest.

Looking at the man who looked uncomfortable in front of me, I wouldn’t be in a hurry. Margaret is such a good girl, how can I look at this idiot.

"Damn, if I also have a good girl like Margaret like..."

"Oh." Adam smiled smugly, laughing makes people want to cover his face.

"Bastard, you are already stunned."

Ok, my heart is not as good as action. Since I thought of it, I still hesitate, and I will add a dark circle to this old man!

Then the two continued to fight together, but after ten seconds, due to the disadvantage of the profession, I was again suppressed by force. When he sat on my spine and began to pull my leg bones, helpless, I only surrendered.

"Don't worry! The bones are broken, they are broken! It's broken! Bastard, if I am a paladin..."

"Get it, say, you can't take over!"

"Don't do it! It's hard to wait until the sentence is released. I still have my own things to do. I want to tie the prisoners with the position of the prison officer? What are you kidding!"

"Prison? You have now regarded this city, which we have gathered together, as a prison that traps you? You are willing to watch it become a vassal of other dungeons because of the loss of asylum seekers."

"Of course...." Originally, the opening was "of course prison, who cares about it", but when it was half, I hesitated.

Do I really let the city I have built myself for more than 100 years as a **** to me? I have to say that in my long life, the days in Sulphur Mountain City are the most enjoyable.

Multi-racial mixed life, no large-scale wars have been encountered for decades, people live and work in peace, this strange city is probably different from any city on the mainland of Ai Xi, this is what we made bit by bit.

"Well, just let these greedy pigs occupy the jewels that we have worked hard to build. It is really annoying. Then, what do you want me to do, let me be the city owner, you know that I have my own things to do, There is no such energy at all. Let's directly pay the bill."

He knows me, I naturally know him. He should know that I can't accept it as a city owner. If I can't do it, the current rhetoric is prepared by Margaret. I can't retreat and let me accept something.

"Oh, the reaction is exactly the same as Margaret said. Since we can't continue to be the city owner, then give it to the next generation?"

"The next generation? We are all bachelors, the next generation? You mean....."

"Yes, Ann, my disciple, your rumored girlfriend, red-haired Ann, come back."

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Ann, orphan, this year....about seventeen or eight years old.

Don't look at me like this. She is an orphan adopted by Adam. The last time I met seven or eight years ago, the Lich was not sensitive to the years. I haven't seen it for many years. I can know that the approximate age is not bad.

As for the rumored girlfriend, it was just a joke. At that time, she was still Lori. Looking at our brother, I complained that there was no girlfriend who lost each other. I actually said that I was pitiful. When I grew up, I would marry me. So, Lich Roland That is still a love corpse girlfriend, just like a laughing stock that is always mentioned repeatedly.

"Don't be kidding, hand it to Ann? Are you sure there is still left in Sulphur Mountain City the next day?"

What kind of guy is Ann? Describe it in one sentence, bear child! ! The bear child king of the world's most bear children!

When I met for the first time, I was maintaining grease on my bones, but it was mixed with the high-grade goods of Yanze snake butter, just as I was happy for the shiny skull....

"Hah, shoot!"

With a big drink of children, the scenery in front of the eyes flew back, and the perspective of the eyes continued to turn. On that day, I realized that even if it was a lich, the head turned too fast, and it would be dizzy....

Later, my head flew for a few miles, my headless body, scared and cried countless passers-by, and found the head that fell into the trash can...

Even if there was no smell, in that afternoon, I was disgusted by the garbage and bed bugs.

I learned later that the six-year-old Ann was obsessed with the football that I "invented". At that time, her favorite thing was to follow the biological instinct, that is, to see the round, whether it was a trash can or a small road. Cat and puppy, then screamed and kicked out.

The lich's skull is also round, and the reflective head and white ball rubbed at the time are quite similar...

I am not a stingy person, nor will I care about my children, but it seems that the other party is in love with the "sentiment of the foot."

"Those leather **** are played for the girls, and the strength is a big deal. The bones of the uncle's skull are full of magical feelings, and they are much more interesting than the boring balls. It is especially good to kick."

At this point, I hated the childish smile of the bear child that day.

The most incredible thing is that her attack has no sign, no evil, and my protective spells are mostly based on malicious conditions.... So, before I rewrote the protective magic, that paragraph The days are really unbearable.

So, every time you meet, it becomes a disaster.

In those days, I often only heard the iconic greeting "Hey! Uncle bones", and then the vision in front of the eyes flew back, the world rotates, 360 degrees roundabout, and then accurately enter the hole...

I will hate bear children so much, and it has since started.

Then, when percussion and rappers are popular, this bear child does not know where to hear, the magical bones, is the best magic drum material, can be accompanied by the magic resonance effect of the whole audience....... .

The most advanced bone magic material, in addition to the keel, is the ultimate of the undead - the lich.

Well, her band "骷髅 rock" really shocked the city, but if it is not a member of the instrument, the sound of the ribs is praised, how can I be happy.

When she heard about the Snow Castle and the Winter Mountain from the story book, she whimsically created a bone-themed sculpture art exhibition.

"We don't have ice and snow here, only sulfur.... But a lot of sulfur is poisonous. However, we are also the famous capital of the undead. Let's use the undead to make sculptures! My art cells are burning."

When the girl left the city and went outside to harm the world, the whole city was caught in a carnival, and the happiest, I am afraid, was the enemies of the dead in the east of the city.

The headless knight polo contest, the singer king selection, the banshee's "I am the king of songs", she has no fear of the undead, and the whole Dongcheng District has become a death-themed dead. paradise.

However, the current theme of the undead tourism also originated from this idea, and the plan of “removing the Sulphur Mountain City Economic Belt with the undead tourism as a selling point” has become a real thing.

"Don't say that, Anne's gimmicks are noisy, but it's not her slapstick, so the dead souls are much closer to other citizens. You don't think that in this city, what is needed is not how capable, but Is it the same for the public? In this respect, Anne is the best."

"Oh, Margaret told you."

"Oh, I think so too. If people don't look high enough, how can everyone follow her?"

"..... As the helm, only the bright side and the people are not enough. The wrist in the dark is indispensable. So, what do you mean with Margaret, let me help her?"

"As long as she is on the road, it will be enough. It won't take long. If you think she is not good enough, it can be replaced. Anyway, people who can stop you are basically not."

Adam smiled proudly. "What's more, Xiao Anni is your fiancee, help her, of course."

I didn't answer, originally, I still intend to refuse, but a sudden situation has disrupted all my deployment.

At this moment, a golden panel jumped in front of me.

"Hey! Congratulations to the host, triggering the choice of an epic quest, the phoenix's nirvana."

“Task requirements: Identify and resolve the crisis in Sulphur Mountain City and train Anne Levin to become the leader of the day before Adam hangs.”

“Task Reward: Epic-level discount volume (half the price of any item below the epic level in the purchase system store), the qualification of the mainline story mission.”

"At least... Before you leave your hometown, trust your home to a reliable person. You won't think that you will see a ruin when you return."

"Task failure penalty: Is it better to turn you into a mushroom with a mushroom? Is it better to have a mushroom with a hoe? Is it bad? That is the mushroom head."

In the past, I also triggered the sudden task of this pothole system, but it is often the number of creatures killed, giving an unreasonable title, like this, but it is the first time.

But at the moment, I was attracted by its rewards. The qualifications for the opening of the main storyline mission were well understood at the time. It was finally time for the game story to start. The so-called mainline story mission is probably the historical event that the game player experienced. Unstoppable seven infernos.

This was originally expected, and another reward, it is very exciting.

"Discounted volume? If I can buy the flesh at half price, can I not be revived in advance?"

But then, but a task has jumped out.

"Hey! Congratulations to the host, triggering an optional epic mission, and the Lich King is back (I want to say it again)"

"Task goal: What evil spirits or conspiracy to control him, all tremble in front of the Lich King, absolute violence or can not solve everything, but at least can solve the protesters. In the shortest time, when you go to the city, rebuild the Yongye Army, let The living again fears the undead natural disaster."

"It's time for the lazy bones in Dongcheng District to move. Let them go to the hustle and bustle, it will become a theme park for the undead. They have forgotten the honor of their East Wolf."

"Task reward: the qualification of the lord system and the mainland's hegemony plot, a perfect half-god lich."

"Task Failure Punishment: To be honest, the old catastrophic catastrophe to your millennium scourge is also unparalleled in the world. I really can't think of any reason why you will fail."