The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

"Hey, buddy, do you think that everyone's eyes are very wrong recently?"

Tim is a knight who is stationed in the Church Church Division of Sulphur Mountain City. Even in this underground city full of "evil" residents, he maintains a good habit of regular patrols, even if the city is in law and order, and Not that they are responsible.

It must be said that no matter how corrupt the priests and churches are, they are the ones who are diligent and diligent in acting in accordance with the teachings of the Light, helping the weak and eradicating the "evil" grassroots priests and pastors, which is the reason why the world generally recognizes the teachings of the Holy Light. It is also the sphere of influence of the Church that can cover the roots of most human kingdoms.

At the surface, the Paladins are very accustomed to such daily patrols, to help the public, if they encounter a villain, they will remove the evil, of course, are free.....

However, in this special city, Tim and his colleagues’ daily patrols caused a lot of trouble at the beginning and were not popular.

But although the results are not very good, Tim himself feels very proud. After all, their experience has recently come out and can be used as an epic legend in the pub.

For example, a raid on a dark elf liar who is cheating an old woman (actually the urban management is sending the old lady home), attacking the strange sacrifices of the undead (the famous performance of the dance troupe), destroying the evil lich. Super Giant Bone Tower (The theme park Ferris wheel, I am not easy to build, of course, afterwards I have sent a huge ticket to the old Bill, it is said that this group of idiots are fined and still wash the whole group of toilets every day)

They also saved the innocent girl who was being stoned by Medusa (the poor Medusa carver was scared enough, and he repeatedly stressed in his report that he was kidnapped, coerced, and forced by a group of madmen who shouted the light. I turned the stone sculpture into a person. For example, I challenged and expelled an ancient red dragon that was attacking the children. The Holy Light was on again, and he actually planned to swallow the children.....

God Mingjian, that day Xiaohong was just a habitual motherhood, and the park’s children’s “Dragon Quest” game, but there are groups of “big kids” who are not interested in joining.... Fortunately Xiaohong’s mood was very good that day. Old Bill could dig out the canned tin cans from the sand dunes in the park instead of directly holding the ceremony....

Of course, they also paid a price. After all, the parents who were angry because the children were scared were not good at dealing with them, especially after the head was stuck in the sand as a target, after a raging "attack". It took them many days to wash the smelly eggs and tomato flavor on their heads.

When they finally realize that they are not in the human kingdom on the ground, to find out that their environment is extremely special, their behavior is not to eliminate evil, just after creating panic and chaos, um, the most important thing is one after another. Before the high-ranking fines and detention notices were written, they also learned a little.

At least, knowing that the city has the same rules of law on the side of the order, knowing that the city does not need to fight against evil itself, and finally will not see a chaotic race, shouting 'the holy light, that evil is worth a fight' and then launch Needless charge...

Well, Tim has already remembered that in this city, this is not to fight evil, but to "deliberately hurt people." It is to be locked in. The most ridiculous thing is that the city has banned the aristocracy. It is a duel of the knight spirit. They call this "deliberate murder" is a felony to be sentenced to severe punishment.

Of course, there are idiots and mad believers who are unsuccessful in learning. At this time, under the protest of the sulphur city, they were directly ordered to return to the surface by a paper.

Tim is good, only after making a few mistakes, he at least developed the habit of seeing and then taking the shot, and gradually got used to the daily routine of "chaotic minions".

In fact, when he knew that the Dark Elf City Knights were also believe in the Holy Light, they even moved to pursue the idea of ​​a foreign wife. After all, the Holy Light does not stipulate that your wife must be human, and the church is quite a few. At least a few hundred flies flew around with a beautiful female pastor. He knew that he had no hope.

But soon, he gave up, thinking that although the female dark elves believe in the Holy Light, they still retain a certain traditional view of the Dark Elves. For example, the Dark Elf is a typical female society. In their traditional family, the husband (the father) The word probably has the same meaning as a slave....

However, the strangest thing is that after learning this, there are a few colleagues who have not faked colors for ordinary women and concentrated on their careers. They are working harder to pursue those female elves, especially the female elf who likes to use whip. welcome......

Well, Tim, who faintly guessed something, also took the initiative to open up some distance with the increasingly strange colleagues.

However, after the chaos, he felt that some things had changed again. In the past, the public saw that they were somewhat vigilant and alert, but they could barely stay friendly. But recently, the vigilance in the eyes disappeared, and more, but It is sympathy, and there is that inexplicable name.

"The Cavaliers are left!? The orc aunt who obviously does not recognize a few words is wrong. Why even the owner of the flower shop, the waiter of the restaurant are yelling wrong, and the recent meal is always inexplicably discounted and Offer, walk in the alley, and suddenly someone will yell "Don't give up, tomorrow will be better."

"Oh, it’s just a matter of being called a few knights. It’s a big deal. We were originally the ‘left knight’, what is wrong with this title.”

Lucas is his own time. He was very enthusiastic in the past. He always helped people to repair water pipes and deliver water. He has the reputation of "Lucas of good people", but since the day before, he has been wearing ice cubes in his dormitory. It was strange that he took him out to patrol, and he also guessed what troubles he had encountered and planned to distract him.

But along the way, no matter what he said, he has been silent, just holding this withered purple lily in a daze, now exporting is a good thing!

"Lucas, what have you encountered? These two days are so strange, everyone is worried about you."

The care of the companions made Lucas's frozen heart feel a little warm. After a long silence, he sighed in the sky and said what he had encountered the day before yesterday.

"The day before yesterday, a girl said that she would marry me."

"Wow. That's not a good thing!! Then why are you not happy?"

But soon, the tragic experiences of our colleagues have passed by in the back, and many tragic possibilities have come to the fore...

But when he saw Tim, he still remembered what the other person thought and shook his head.

"The other party is not going to lead me. The devil and the angels who are falling, my ranks are not up in the ranks, not enough to get such a high treatment."

"that?"

"I don't have Fuck and Wenlan so bad. I met neither the orc aunt who is over forty years old, nor the cute boy. She is very cute, melon face, innocent and lovely smile, white jade skin. It’s always jumping and jumping when you see it. It’s very cute when you see her.”

"Then why are you?" Since the conditions are so good, why Lucas is still so sad, Tim is somewhat puzzled.

Speaking of this, Lucas said with a smile on his face, whispered.

"She took this flower and handed it to me, saying that the knight brother is not sad, Xiaoxin is your wife, that smile is like the warmth of the sun, the sweet voice is just as attractive as honey, but.. ...."

In an instant, the rain turned and Lucas cried.

"..... she is only nine years old, nine years old!! So small, I am not alive, raw!!"

It seems that the problem is found. Tim is sympathetic and afraid of taking Lucas. Just want to say something, but Lucas’s mouth has pulled out a smile.

"However, she said that she grew up marrying me, haha, she also said that when she grows up, even if I am the leftover knight on the leaflet, I should save enough money to buy a house and buy a mount."

In an instant, Tim didn't know what to say, half a sigh, just squeezed out a word from his teeth.

"That..... that congratulations to you."

"Hey!!" But I saw Lucas still had a glimpse of what he had just said. He only knew that he was holding his dry purple lily and crying.

"Lucas, don't cry, just wait for ten years and count what you have. You see me, it's almost thirty-five, or one of the old sticks. Even after ten years, you are only thirty-seven. The brothers in the regiment are so much better."

"Oh, no....no, not ten years!!"

"Well? Even if it's been a few years, it's okay, we can wait for the Cavaliers!!" When I arrived at the field, Tim also knew what the remaining knight meant. What strange thoughts and sympathies have happened recently.

But when he heard his own comfort, Lucas was even more sad, and Tao Tao cried.

"I..... I can't wait! Oh!! It's not ten years, it's two hundred years!! She is an elf, and she has to be an adult for 200 years!! She thinks that I have to buy a house for two hundred years!! In 200 years, when she was an adult, I became ashes!"

I heard that, besides holding this one, it’s hard to pay a peach, but the heavier brother, what can Tim do?....

"Or, let's go to Nanxiang to try. As far as I know, many city magistrates at least have housing."

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Nanxiang’s enrollment was incredibly smooth, and within three days, it successfully managed to dig a third of the church’s total staff in Sulphur City, and then continued to register....

The judicial system of Karon City is also under planning and construction. After two months, the first batch of Nanxiang short-term training class graduates will graduate, and the new administrative and judicial system of Karon City will be put into use.

So, soon, the original pages of the original code that was sent to Karon City will be able to function, collect the beliefs of the law and justice in the city, give the judicial people the power of the law, and provide military support for their law enforcement trials. All of this goes into a virtuous circle, and the restoration of the original artifacts will be more rapid.

After the city was incorporated into the legal system, the citizens recognized and believed in the law, and the power of the law of the whole world will gradually increase and give more strength. I am afraid that the original light is also the same. Let's spread all the way.

Waiting for the belief in the law to spread, perhaps, people's views on aliens will not be limited to the chaos or order of ethnic representation, and this second vision is at least the beginning of reconciliation.

"Since it is completely impossible to completely eliminate a camp, then try to lay the seeds of reconciliation and exchange. Now in the Sulphur Mountain City, even the Paladins have learned to make good and evil judgments based on the other party's crimes rather than races, at least, this It is possible to succeed."

However, at this time, I can't look at it so far, just worry about the daily tasks in front of me.

Now the cumulative number of evil points is 49,888, not far from the day of resurrection, but recently refreshed several daily tasks "killing one hundred people", "destroying a few orc families, one is not left." It’s not good to be distorted. Instead, it’s been reversed. If it’s done again, how can it be resurrected?

"Daily missions, creating a massive nude. The more people involved, the more viewers, the more screams and exclamations, the higher the reward!"

I was immersed in meditation. Because the recent daily tasks were too cruel and abandoned, this spoof-colored task turned out to be my timely rain.

"Adult, maybe, we need the help of others."

Knowing my mission, Eliza said.

I nodded, then, released my messenger bat.....

"Old cow, I heard that it has been good recently. I, Lich Roland, I have something to ask for your help. I heard that you have a good relationship with the Wild Druid Alliance. It is like this..."