The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Blow up the bathhouse? Stealing clothes in the locker room and in the closet? Or summon a burst of corrosive acid rain? Directly add stinky water to pedestrians on the road?

Above, I will not do it. It is all illegal activities, and it is against the principle that I try not to involve innocent people. Well, just try to...

I have a better way! It is completely legal!

After all, there are many changes in the city, and I have no need to commit crimes personally...

The Wild Druid Sulphur Mountain Division Alliance, referred to as the Bison League, is a moderate Druid organization. Well, it is only relatively mild. In many places, the Druids hang with terrorist organizations and big troubles at the beginning. The equal sign.

Why? In the eyes of everyone, is the Druid not very friendly? The son of the jungle, in harmony with nature, has no desire, no self-sufficiency.

However, I would like to say that most of those who can say this are not really in contact with the Druid.

As we all know, Druid advocates balance and nature. Simply put, natural is good and man-made is bad.

The fundamentalist Druids hate all artifacts. They even regard irons as natural enemies, not to mention engineering, the products of modern industry, and even the city as a cage of metal and masonry. In their ideals, It is best for the civilization to sever, and everyone will return to the primitive society.

In the world before me, such organizations existed. They used nature to attack hunters and blow up factories to protect nature. In fact, they are no different from terrorist organizations.

The Druids who can communicate peacefully with other lives can probably be considered moderate, and the Bison League is a moderate in the moderates, otherwise the Sulphur Mountain City will not allow them to enter.

Well, even if Ai Xi mainland, people still expect the days to get better, instead of getting back to the primitive society, such ethnic groups and doctrines are not suitable for living in normal society. Druids also have normal people. There are always people who want to cook delicious foods instead of plucking hair and eating hair. Therefore, they are constantly splitting and reorganizing inside.

For example, "we only oppose excessive logging (of course we also oppose mining, but we only verbally protest, will not block the attack)", "We only oppose hunting whales (also against hunting dolphins, and sea lions! Sea crabs we do not protect, hippocampus We still have to meet next Tuesday to discuss whether it is against.) Such a moderate organization is actually using several objections to maintain the doctrine and identity of its druids, but in fact it is almost the same as ordinary people.

As a modest moderate, the Bison League is opposed to an artifact, a model for the harmonious coexistence of druids and human society.

But unfortunately, it was the objection of the man-made objects that was so special that it led to the delay in the expansion of their sects and the growth and development of the sects... After all, not everyone has the courage to take off the artifact.

Well, when it comes to this, everyone should also guess that they are against the artifact.

Yes, they are opposed to clothes...

Yes, their teachings are that human flesh is the most perfect creation of nature, and clothes are the original sin. Our druids are the natural incarnations. We should show ourselves the perfect wild body that is born without the shackles.

Wild Druid Sulphur Mountain Division Alliance, formerly known as the wild figure is the natural beauty, the Druid dressing is a combination of evil and heterosexual, so the name of the gentleman, how can I let it register in Sulphur Mountain City, so , repeatedly called back and modified, became a barely acceptable Buffalo League.

Even so, they are still everyone's screaming change organization, even the reputation is worse than my gentleman's alliance. After all, not everyone can accept it. When they are busy, they suddenly rush through a group of ostriches. The man... coughs, it’s disgusting to think about it, and sure enough, I should have driven them out!

However, in order to take into account the status quo of multi-racial mixed-race, I did not set up the crime of "injury" in the city from the beginning. After all, there are too many differences in living habits of various ethnic groups, which can easily lead to misunderstandings. For example, the Tauren can drink at any time. The habit of breastmilk, in the eyes of other races, is simply too changeable.

Moreover, according to the Code, how to change the state is only a matter of morality and head, and the law is too much, so there is no reason to refuse their entry.

Of course, I soon regretted it. After the successful entry, they tried to publicize their doctrines to the public and expand their influence. This made the law enforcement and judicial organs have a headache. In straightforward words, it is always The secret organization is naked and running, wasting my police force.

Ordinary law enforcement officers, are there really no good way to let these guys who are squatting down, do you start playing directly? The other party did not violate the law, but if they used to say it, they gave them a good opportunity to promote their teachings.

"Hah, this is the original beauty. When the mother of nature is ** naked, what are we embarrassed about..."

All kinds of fallacies and evils are still self-contained, the key is that the strength is not weak, the leader of the team is still a legendary druid, extremely troublesome and difficult to deal with.

Fortunately, after the Dark Elves were in place, this fierce arrogance was hit.

"...such a small caterpillar, still swaying, not shaved, you really have the courage."

"Wow, there is a ugly birthmark on the guy's buttocks. The left and right feet are still high and low. They are born to be deformed and learn to be naked. Ben, ah, it is still a package X. Really, too courageous, too shameless... ”

"Despicable underground bugs, far from the old lady, stinking. How long have you not taken a bath? Savage!"

"Don't cry, Momo is very sympathetic to you, hey, although it's a little small, it's not half of Momo's whip. Cough! Well, it's not too small, hey, please try to survive, maybe someone will Like it! Well, there must be. Hahaha, Momo can't help it!"

For men, it is really uncomfortable to be despised in this respect. If the contempt is a beautiful woman, it will be painful.

Under the onlookers of a group of dark elf sisters from the matriarchal clan, the Buffalo League, which suffered heavy physical and mental damage, almost directly disbanded. The powerful legendary Druid Storm Eagle almost went straight to the river........

Since then, the Dark Elves City Management has become the natural enemies of the Bison League. Every time they organize activities, they carefully guard against the possible jurisdiction of the city management.

Right now, I wrote an extra long boring speech and handed it to Eliza to speak for me in my robe. I asked all law enforcement officers (including urban management) to convey the study, the manuscript... bored to myself. I will fall asleep when I watch, and I have to read at least three hours. The most shameless, I also ask them to take notes. Afterwards, they should take notes to check the learning situation. If they don't listen carefully, they must deduct their salary.

Ok, just think about it is a kind of torture... It’s finally venting the grievances that have been plagued by heavy filework. I’m too bad, Oye!

Oh, now, as long as I let the old cow snow hoof turn the news that the city management is very busy for me to the Bison League, they will naturally start organizing activities without hesitation, and when the city management is dizzy from the auditorium, the activities of the Bison League are also It should have ended soon.

However, because I watched the Bison League unhappy, the time of notification was quite different from the actual time. It was probably one hour late. When they received the team, they would just be caught and then be taken by the city management. The blow, the body and mind are heavy, quiet for a month or two.........

Say, is it easy to do everyday? I have to come up with the means of plotting conspiracy, but now, at the harvest time, I am waiting for the show.

"puff!"

"puff!"

Sitting in the coffee shop where I can see the entire Grand Place, I ignored the men who had just rushed past the ostrich, and looked at the unlucky ones who spewed out the coffee and drinks in the mouth, and admired the farce in front of them with their eyes. I opened the daily newspaper on the table with pleasure.

"The Black Brotherhood strongly supports the second generation with Anne Levine as the core... It seems that the thieves' union is still smart, so they will not be moved for the time being."

"puff!"

Ok, I am so happy that the opposite Elisa coffee squirted me and gave me a look.

"Eliza, you are deliberate!!"

"Sorry!! Really not intentional, master." The half-devil maid quickly removed the paper towel for me to wipe, but...

"No!! Eliza, how are you here? I am not asking you to speak for me? You..."

"I did intend to give you a speech at the time. However, when the speech program was approved by the Law Court, Lilith said that since it was a lecture within the law enforcement department, the highest judge personally came forward, so it was left to the head of the law enforcement department. enough."

"Hey!" I heard that I calmed down. As long as I could frame the city management, I could give it to the snow hoof. But suddenly, I found that Eliza seemed to hesitate.

"What's wrong? I'm sorry? Oh, no matter how ugly your mouth is, it's still a woman. Seeing a group of naked. The man is really scared? Don't worry, I know you are not intentional. If you are embarrassed, then you will Go back first, see my daily harvest!"

I smiled smugly, and the opposite Iris suddenly shook her head, and the pretty face was full of sympathy.

"...Adult, I will be out of the way, please look at the back."

"behind?"

Turning his head, it turned out to be a group of magical dances, the eagle hook nose of the storm eagle and the snow hooves hand in hand, sang while jumping, dancing around the two screaming paladins.

Was naked in a circle. The man danced around, is the paladin, it is estimated that it is the first time in his life.

Even some people have begun to peel their clothes and intend to let them join the parade.......

"That... Tim and Lucas? It’s really pitiful. I actually encountered this group of changes. I hope I don’t leave any psychological shadows. The Cavaliers are already unlucky."

I certainly remember the two stupid paladins. The old accounts that ruined my Ferris wheel have not been settled. However, since they are so unlucky today, I am in a good mood. Even if they are lucky, I will not seek revenge. The old account will be written off.

"Wait, no! How can the snow **** be here!!"

My questioning, but only got a sympathetic look, Elisa whispered, imitating a familiar voice.

"Silver Rose Adult, please don't mention the sleepless adult in the first class, even if you imitate it. If you are known, it will affect the reputation of our judiciary. Yes, please tell the adults, Since he could not find the Chief of the Law Enforcement Office, Mr. Steel Guard, the speech was postponed until 2.30 pm tomorrow. If he is interested, please ask him."

Eliza’s study of Lilith’s pretending tone is simply vivid, but I have not enjoyed the leisure of the show.

"That is to say, the speech has been postponed? The urban management are in normal working conditions, and they are likely to appear at any time!!!"

"Bastard!! It's your change, the light, the light, the law, give me strength! The spell: sin!"

Behind it was a mess, and the sudden arrest of the city management people shocked the Buffalo League and the snow hooves. Suddenly, they thought they were trapped.

"Bastard Roland, you are a brother, I will give you a chance!"

The roaring old cow didn't know what happened. He thought it was the lich who pitted him, but he didn't know that he had mistaken things. Instead, he looked up and shouted, as if he had suffered a big grievance!

"Damn, it's not safe here."

I dropped two gold coins as a newspaper fee and turned to leave, but at the door of the cafe, two female elves are smiling at me.

"Hey, behind the scenes, it’s true, it’s you."

One of them is Diana, the captain of the Urban Management Brigade, and the other is the vice captain, Yawen. At this moment, the heavy Dragon Slayer is placed in her footsteps.

Her natural mental magic is completely immune, which is the fundamental reason why I will choose to hand over the magic knife that will make the user crazy. However, at this moment, I am not pleased with such a quick knife to find the right owner. It’s all the troubles of lifting your own stone and licking your feet.

Looking back, sure enough, Eliza has disappeared without a trace, the semi-devil talent's second door is really first-class, the cold-blooded demon abandoning his comrades is called a decisive, and at this moment, I have been slowed down half a shot, has been With the dimension anchor, it is impossible to use space magic to slip.

So, I laughed and raised my hands...

... hold your head down.

"Don't hit your face!! I have to kiss my wife!"

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And when I was enjoying the warm hospitality of the city, the familiar voice of Eliza sounded in my ear.

"Master, I didn't say yesterday, this task is looking for someone to help."

"Well! Don't say it, come save me!!"

"... In fact, I am not talking about those druids. You can find the fellows in your undead area, zombies, sergeants, evils, bone dragons. You are not wearing clothes. You can take them with you. They traveled to the dawn, so the mission must be a great success!"

I seem to have seen the smirk that is smug across the face, and I am still stunned and innocent girl...

"Eliza!! You pit me again!!"