The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

"Adults! We are half-goats and live on the sheep for generations. On that day, we finally found a fertile pasture. We just helped our babies to loosen the reins. These devils are here!!"

"Yeah, they snatched our baby and actually robbed us. You see, they actually said that they are law enforcers, and there are such robber-like law enforcement officers in the world."

In front of us is a group of half-horned people who are filled with indignation. These short half-orcs are famous for their mouths and cockroaches. At this time, their cheeks are full of tears, and they are indignant, as if they were grievances.

"Adult, you want us to be the master! All of our belongings have been taken away by these demons."

"Yeah, my poor little Shire, who was born for 2 months, was not weaned, and was taken away from his mother by these demons. It is still so alive."

"The north blows, the snow flakes, my little lamb is so small, this hearty wolf, came to our house..."

The court. There are many people who are sad and sorrowful, but now they are crying into one piece and singing into one piece. It’s really rare. It’s a half-yang man who is quite an art cell. I’m already planning to sing it.

I was very touched. After watching it for a long time, I found that the level was not high. I repeated these two lyrics, and I lost my interest. I yawned and made a judgment.

"The law enforcement officials have no law enforcement. The Camsin half-leather tribe can retrieve the detained lamb after paying the fine. The second trial is final and no appeal can be made."

"Adult!!"

"冤冤呀!!"

The deputy captain of the city management, Yawen, was relieved. The plaintiff was crying and crying, but I was still unmoved.

"Bailiff, take it, the next one."

"The corrupt officials are rampant, the justice is unfair!! The fools really protect the evil officials!!"

Hey, every time it is like this, but being said to be a fool in person, I am a bit uncomfortable.

"Malicious attack on the judge, fine 10 gold coins. By the way, next time you graze on the urban green lawn, directly confiscate your flock."

Yes, they do have the right to graze, but the grazing of urban green belts staring at Sulphur Mountain City has turned from personal freedom to crimes that damage public property.

In the past six months, the lawns and gardens damaged by it, the light repair costs and the labor costs have cost hundreds of thousands of gold coins, and what they have obtained is probably only the cost of saving hundreds of gold coins.

This time the half-yang people are best at reversing black and white. Now they actually accuse the city management of malicious enforcement. I am really a fool.

"Right, I just said that I am a dumb official. I personally feel that the community accepts two months of free labor. Whoever is nonsense, like him. After going to the pasture to buy grass or go out to graze, if you graze freely, the entire ethnic group expels. Out of Sulphur Mountain City."

For the deceitful and lazy half-goat, it is already the hardest work to graze with the flock and sleep on the side.

Let them work like other races, they are already tortured, and it is absolutely worse for the self-sufficient greed to work for others freely than the death penalty.

Many words were severely punished. In an instant, the crying was gone, and the singing was gone. They consciously lined up.

So, I nodded with satisfaction.

"next!"

Then, looking at the case and staring at the accused with a smile on his face, I frowned. It is no wonder that the lower-level judge threw the case at me. This case is really difficult to judge.

"The accused, Ero. Tragic, half-hunter hunter, crime, abduction and sexual crime."

The evidence of this crime is conclusive, and he is confessed, but the case is quite a headache.

Although the method was very dirty, the hunter's grief completed the hunter's dream and successfully caught a druid as a pet, but after success, he licked his "pet" in public places several times, and sometimes it was a bear, sometimes It’s a leopard, but a bird, when there is no human form... and. The druid is still male, and the sadness is also male...

"It's too dirty! It's too disgusting, seriously affecting the social atmosphere of the entire Sulphur Mountain City, and strongly demanding that the beast be executed. The confession and homosexuality, with the sulphurous mountain city atmosphere", the goblin prosecutor was impassioned at the plaintiff, and the case was appealed at one level. It’s the last key to the Supreme Judge.

"We must pay attention to the identity of the defendants, and in their eyes, "walking with the beast" is a tradition, and it is a matter of course. Tolerating the traditions of other races is a tradition that the Sulphur Mountain city people have always been proud of. Moreover, the law does not stipulate that not sin is the most basic principle of our code. In our code, is it not allowed to be sexually benevolent with the beast and the same sex? If there is no prohibition, then it is not a crime, it can not be convicted, it is even more Can't be executed!"

With the interpretation of the law, the elf defense Coros once again occupied the top, although he looked at his defender's eyes, all contempt and disdain.

In the eyes of the admiring nature, the hunter’s sorrowful sorrows should have been dying 10,000 times, but now he is in the court, but he cannot slacken himself as a defense officer because of his own preferences.

As Koros said, because there is no crime under the law, the prosecution can not determine the crime, and how can the final punishment be determined.

"That law will stipulate the beast. Pay such a disgusting crime!! If such a **** is not guilty, how can we maintain the dignity and justice of the law!"

Wen Yan, the goblin prosecutor Luo Wei. Gold coins thundered, even wearing a silver iron mask can not see the expression, but from the anger of the extreme tone and the violent blue ribs under the mask, he is angry enough.

Also, for this case, he spent countless energies, tried it twice, and finally reached the top judge, not to let the law escape the legal sanctions.

I looked at the cockroach with the head of the lizard. He looked at me too. He looked calm and did not get on the restraint and uneasiness of the dock.

And my oracle artifact robes are still playing a role, the hunter's grief is so calm under the power of the artifact, but only that he really does not think that he is wrong, the heart is not guilty, the artifact is also invalid.

"Is the values ​​different? No, the other half-dragon people don't have such a **. He should know the law or be told that he can't be convicted of sin. Oh, sure enough, different worlds can always encounter interesting crimes. It’s really fun.”

"Oh, can I go back? My pets are waiting for me to feed."

I laughed, and the half dragon also smiled silly.

For me, this seemingly calm expression and laughter is quite an interesting provocation.

"Boom!"

When the law fell, I made a verdict.

"Not guilty, released in court."

The law does not stipulate that it is not sinful. Since the law I have enacted has this loophole, I will admit defeat.

Hearing the words, that Ero. The sadness of the wind is a smile, and the smile is full of pride.

“Sure enough, the sulphur mountain city justice is the most just.”

but…….

"Rovi Prosecutor, don't be angry. You should also know that since the law does not stipulate guilt, we cannot punish it for sin."

Rovi certainly knows that it is because he knows that he is so angry that letting a sinner go unpunished is simply a mockery of the Supreme Court and the law itself.

"But, adults....."

"Is the Legislative Council of the French King Hall ready next week?"

“Hey?! Oh, I understand!!”

I suddenly asked about the insignificant things. Luo Wei was a glimpse, and then suddenly realized that his face was full of joy.

Our Supreme Court is not just a judicial institution. Its law hall in the four halls is responsible for the drafting of the new law. The Supreme Court has the power of legislative and judicial interpretation in addition to the final audit.

"Well, since this Ero little friend helped us find the loopholes in the law, we will make it up. Coros, when the new law passed, send a few big stalkers to chat with this little friend. Let He came in earlier, we thank him very much."

These words have not passed through Ero. The grief, at this moment, he looks like a blue-green, seems to have imagined that he was caught again.

As for this disgusting evil now? From the very beginning, he did not regard his "going with the beast" as his greatest choice in his life.

It is said that even the winning defender, Koros, is full of joy.

"Yes, adults, I will do it right away. The unnatural nausea of ​​‘with the beast’ should be severely punished! Openly, it will be aggravated!”

"Right, remember to join the crime of ban on pet abuse. Like this kind of behavior, you should be deprived of the qualification to raise a pet. Block the ** behavior from the other side and make a double insurance."

As an honorary member of the Sulphur Mountain City Love Pet Association, how can I let this person continue to oppress the cute little animals and directly deprive him of the qualification to raise pets.

Finally, Ero. The sad wind cried, and if he still chose to stay in Sulphur Mountain City, then the hobby of walking with the beast would have been banned.

Therefore, under my control, the dignity of the law has also been maintained.

If the guy changed his mind from now on? I don’t talk about it. I personally think that it is very difficult for him to correct his own sexuality. Hey, if he can really change it, isn’t it a good thing?

"Next..." Although these cases are cumbersome and boring, it is not the case.

Bored, boring, but sometimes it is meaningful and meaningful