The Hero Kneels

This seemingly majestic statue is a man statue.

The statue is muscular and as strong as a cow. It can be said that the whole body is a combination of lump meat and tendon meat. It is similar to the second gear when it is turned on. It looks majestic and full of explosive power. sense.

In addition, he actually discovered that the face of the statue is also very similar to himself, it can be said that it was carved out of a mold.

Nani!

Shouldn't the so-called God of Ye Pao be himself?

In order to see clearly, Ye Dou resisted the pain, jumped from the tricycle tremblingly, and with all his strength, he limped to the statue and looked at a bronze nameplate in front of the statue.

There are several lines of golden characters written on it.

[The God of Ye Pao, the founder of Xinyou City, the patron saint, the founder of the League of Legends, was born in a certain year and a certain Yue Mo Ri-Yi and a certain year and a certain month Mo Ri]

[Original name Ye Dou, who became a **** of martial arts, controlled the thunder, and used his own power to severely injure the creatures in the world, destroy the passage of the world, and win a chance for mankind.

This birthday is the same as his own birthday, and the date of death is the date when he destroyed the Netherworld passage and shattered the void.

Can't go wrong!

I am the God of Ye Cannon!

Ye Dou was completely stunned.

Originally, the title Ye Pao Wang was enough to make his head big, but now he has been promoted to Ye Pao God.

wait!

Explain that this is the original world.

And this statue has been standing here for twenty years?

So that is to say, the time is now twenty years after I shattered the void?

Ye Dou felt dizzy for a while, and his footsteps were unsteady, and he didn't know what to say for a while.

This time it was really a big game. After breaking the void, he not only went to the tomb of the gods in the parallel world, but also saw the corpses of the gods. He even traveled through time and space, and traveled directly to the original world 20 years later.

Why did the soul ring suddenly travel through time and space for himself?

The most important thing is that he has been promoted to Ye Pao God!

Who came up with this ghost name?

Just as he was thinking about it, several men and women holding flowers and red incense slowly stepped forward and came to the incense burner in front of the statue.

Afterwards, they looked at the statue of Yepao God with reverence, and one by one, they began to bow and kowtow in turn, offered flowers and incense, put their hands together, and chanted words in their mouths, as if they were paying homage to a Buddha.

These people bowed and kowtowed to pay homage one by one, as if they were bowing to a great man in the cemetery of the martyrs, and Ye Douna shuddered when they saw it.

Brother, I'm not dead yet, I'm so ashamed to be worshipped like this by you guys.

"God Ye Pao, please bless me to pass the exam and become a hero."

"God of guns, my father is not in good health recently, please bless him with good health."

"God Ye Pao, please bless me to make more beautiful girlfriends, and I won't delay if I have two boats!"

"Cannon God, Cannon God, the hospital checked it out before. The doctor said that I am dead sperm and infertile. Please give me strength to let my wife get pregnant. By the way, let Xiaosan get pregnant too, please. Now, Ye Cannon God..."

"Cannon God, Cannon God, recently my girlfriend has always disliked me, she is always soft, she ends the battle in five seconds, and also asks Cannon God to bless me, let me revive my glory, and let that little girl not eat. walk around..."

Ye Dou was in poor condition, but his hearing was still sensitive, and the prayers of a few girls came up to normal.

After hearing the prayers of several men, his face darkened.

fuck!

I won't complain about picking up girls.

Infertility worship me why?

I am not sending a son Guanyin!

And that sloppy kid.

You don't eat Liuwei Dihuang Pills and Viagra, and come here to worship me dry hair?

I'm not a Viagra god!

Ye Dou stood beside him for a while, his ears filled with all kinds of strange prayers, most of which were related to giving birth, finding a girlfriend, exercising in bed, and infertility.

Hearing that, he wanted to hit the wall.

After all, he is a dignified cannon god, how can he be worshipped by the people of later generations?

I feel that these people do not regard themselves as gods, but regard themselves as the gods of old Chinese medicine practitioners and old drivers.

Did you go wrong somewhere?

"Also... There's something wrong with this sculpture, why is that part of me sticking out so much?" Ye Dou raised his head again, only to realize that something was wrong with the statue.

Because a certain part of the statue is called abnormally prominent, it is outrageously large, it looks like a tumor cyst, and the size is simply amazing.

Ye Dou lifted the clothes wrapped around his waist, lowered his head to compare, and almost rolled his eyes.

The statue is too exaggerated. Look at the proportions, where is the size of a person, and the elephant is just like that.

So dirty!

Really dirty!

Who the **** ordered the statue to be built?

I really want to beat this **** up!

At this time, several men and women after burning incense and worshipping the **** of guns passed by him.

Everyone saw a bald man with no eyebrows, with a naked upper body, only a piece of clothing wrapped around his waist, and his legs were also bare. Fierce, could not help but shivered.

"Hey, this is the holy land of Xinyou City. Even those who are disheveled dare to pay homage to the God of Ye Pao? Believe it or not, I will call the hero to arrest you!"

One of the young people with a seemingly righteous face stepped forward and shouted angrily at Ye Dou, looking very unhappy.

"Ah!? Little brother, can't you see it? Am I just Ye Dou, the God of Ye Pao?" Ye Dou looked at the other party and pointed to his own face.

Hey Hey hey,

I am the deity of Ye Cannon God!

Worshippers don't even recognize him as a deity?

"Ha? What did you say? Even with your honor, you want to call yourself the God of Ye Pao?" This young man's face is full of displeasure~www.readwn.com~ bald, you are not allowed to insult the handsome and handsome God of Ye Pao! ' said a long-haired woman next to her angrily.

"Yeah, bald man, you are insulting Ye Pao God, we will call the hero hotline right away." A beautiful girl also said with righteous indignation.

Ye Dou immediately touched his head and then his eyebrows, and then he reacted.

Where is the God of Ye Pao, he is a bald head.

Now that he looks like this, not to mention that people who have never seen him can't recognize him. Even his old acquaintances can't recognize him at a glance. He was by the pond just now, and he didn't even recognize himself. Honor was taken aback.

When several young men and women were filled with righteous indignation, ready to denounce Ye Dou together, and called for the so-called hero to arrest him for insulting the **** of guns, the fart man squeezed into the crowd.

He cleared his throat and said loudly: "Everyone, I'm a hero, this friend is injured and his mind is a little unclear, even Ye Pao Shen can't figure out who it is, please let me go, I want him Take it to the hospital!"

"You? A mere black iron hero."

"I didn't expect to meet a black iron hero, this is really rare."

"Hey, hey, did you see that he was wearing open-crotch pants."

"Ha, I heard that each of the black iron heroes has something strange. Today I finally saw it, and I even wore open crotch pants."

Everyone looked at the black characteristic badge on Fartman's chest, and couldn't help but look weird, even showing disdain. They didn't move away immediately. Instead, they were very interested in Fartman's open-crotch pants, and their faces were full of doubts. .

The fart man frowned slightly and took a deep breath.

puff!

The fart sounded like thunder, and a yellowish gas spurted out from behind his ass...