The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Cars are the lifelong nightmare of an anonymous magician. If you don’t know math, you can use them without it, but cars can easily make some idle people find excuses to question your gender: “Oh, you can’t even drive a car.” Even if you don’t know how to do it, can you be considered a fucking old man?”

Lian Rao Qifang brought Aunt Jin's collection, and more than a hundred vehicles were transported from the base in one wave. A group of people went up to drive. Li Cang stood next to the turtle and acted as a nervous signpost: "That Nazhije, that one Who is driving the Nazhijie? Don’t come here. Take another road and put it aside. Mom will use it later, and there’s that car, uh... that Xu Beihong car!”

"What's this mess?"

"Teacher Cang, what are you talking about?"

"Hey, there's a traffic jam!"

"Substitute, replace!"

The sound of slamming on the accelerator and Lao Wang's voice came from the intercom together. The sound of the engine was not louder than Lao Wang's sigh: "ε=(ο｀*))), what about you? Jar, Sher Stop on the other side, wild horse to follow!”

Nazhijie = Shelby, Xu Beihong = Mustang.

A group of people were so confused that they laughed so much that they all lamented that they were really gay friends who peeed, smashed in mud, soaked in shit, and fed each other with urine. Lao Wang really understood Li Cang, he was simply The invincible roundworm in his stomach.

Finally, Qin Zhenzhen, who was short-tempered and short-handed, drove a car in circles in front of Li Cang: "Teacher Cang, Teacher Cang, what do you think of this Nissan? Is the engine sound particularly unpleasant?"

"Take your GTR and get out of my sight immediately!"

"Eh? How come you know this again?"

"I can read!!"

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Mr. Lu Xun once said that if you close your eyes, your whole life will pass by. As the saying goes, out of sight, out of mind. Although Li Cang really wants to be in a state of pretending to be deaf and dumb, they call him Comrade. , and asked him to raise his placard and lower his flag.

A bunch of cars roared and smoked behind the lines with their paint still wet. Li Cang appeared in front of the track with his hands above his head holding a sign. Trumpets, whistles, and laughter suddenly rang out——

"Hey~"

"Xu~"

"It has to be our mother, haha, when have I ever enjoyed this kind of treatment in my lifetime?"

"Seriously, have you filmed everything?"

"I swear, for the rest of my life I will be pointing at the expression on Teacher Cang's face, goose goose goose goose goose goose!"

Tortured by Rao Qifang's gaze, Li Cangsheng helplessly threw the sign several hundred meters away, then grabbed it by the collar as if he had accepted his fate.

"Hiss!"

People's joys and sorrows are not connected with each other. The excitement belongs to others. I just feel that they are noisy, Li Cang said lonelyly in the tire smoke and exhaust.

Baihuazi Le Dian bit her brush and ran over, pointing out the composition on the drawing board to Li Cang, and said seriously: "Hey, he's very handsome!"

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Okay, okay, not only do you have to photograph it, but you even have to draw it into a comic strip, right?

Before the two of them had time to say a few more words, they heard the sound of violent brakes and a harsh and unpleasant sound like tearing iron sheets in the distance. The bloody light around the magician's body was surrounded by the power of the three phases like a storm whirlpool. The next second, The ground cracked and collapsed, and Li Cang's figure disappeared on the spot, leaving only a terrifying sound of breaking through the air. The car in the distance was pulled down from mid-air before it could even complete its final roll.

"Hi~" Aunt Jin was tightly tied to the seat by the six-point safety belt. She smiled brightly and moved her five fingers carefully like a kitten stepping on breasts. "Help, help?"

"No, we haven't even passed the first corner yet, and we collided?!" Li Cang was dumbfounded, "How about we race alone?"

Jin Yujing opened her arms and waited for Li Cang to take her out of the car. Her face was smiling and her mouth was pitiful: "That lunatic! Rao Qifang is only qualified to drive a bumper car!"

"Come down!" The corner of Li Cang's mouth twitched: "Repair the car yourself and ask someone to repair it. Don't believe Lao Wang. He can repair your golden crankshaft into a T34 without even seeing it!"

Jin Yujing reluctantly got off Li Cang and took off the helmet with difficulty: "I know you feel sorry for your aunt and are scared to death. Did you know that when my aunt overturned the car, she even thought about which elementary school her grandson should go to! "

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Bai Huazi took a step back and silently painted out the traces of the scene just now. Thinking about it, she felt unsafe, so she tore up the paper as well.

Rao Qifang stayed on the island for three days, and finally left reluctantly after receiving Li Cang's promise to go home for dinner every day. Heathmore An'er had no choice but to leave first. Her situation was even more special and dangerous. Luo Jiji or Li Cang, this red-haired little girl has no room for loss. Only Li Cang and his 10,000 or 20,000 plans are left to meiosis, dizzy and confused every day.

Lao Wang would ride Wugouzi three times a day for patrolling, spending 226 rounds of anti-warp bombs. He was mainly to be cautious and guard against thieves for a thousand days, for fear that the little coin dog would be sneaky and make trouble for the big guys.

"Would you like to take a nap?" Suo Zhihui said to Li Cang who closed his eyes to rest, "You haven't had any rest in a while, have you?"

"It will be easy after the first stage." Li Cang reached out and took the herbal tea she handed him, "Is the first batch of people from the base coming?"

Suo Zhihui sat on the edge of the wicker chair, as light as nothing: "People who don't have a base are from outside."

"Why?"

"Goose goose goose, they are reluctant to send those really good seedlings here to seal them up, and those who pick up some half-bottles of water don't think it makes much sense. In short, foreigners are more enthusiastic about this kind of gambling industry, and the registration is very enthusiastic."

Each jump and window period is treated as an independent cycle and staged payment. In theory, if you go to the island once, you can get at least a directional prayer reward ranging from 0.00 to 0.00. If you are lucky, the jackpot will be Suozhi. The rewards are the same as those for jars, but all these rewards cannot be implemented until the settlement of the next orbit cycle, and the ticket price is still in millions.

No matter how you think about it, this is the ultimate gamble and somewhat unrealistic.

However, just the number of people signing up within and outside the base's sphere of influence has exceeded the limit of human imagination. There are still a lot of people from all over the world who have information channels and are waving tickets to buy tickets but have no way to buy tickets. It can only be said that the world is real now. It's abstract, so abstract that Li Cang bared his teeth at the piles of free coins. After all, he was too conservative.

"Is there really no problem?" Suo Zhihui asked, "I mean, if someone with ulterior motives comes to the island?"

"Double sealing, it is difficult to have problems, and there is no real capital-free transaction in the world. The risk makes me feel at ease."

"Yes, yes! Everything you said is right! But it seems that they should be more worried about being forgotten by you and starving to death in the belly of the turtle louse."

"Aunt Jin asked the pharmaceutical factory to make a life-support capsule. It is purely mechanical and can automatically feed bigu pills and nutrient solution. It's not a big problem. Well, bring me the tail and lend it to me for a while!"

Suo Zhihui rolled her eyes: "I won't borrow it!"

My little girl is covered in sensitive areas all over her body, especially her tail, in broad daylight. If you have the ability and sincerity, you should invite me into your house and have sex slowly!

"Creak~"

Qin Zhenzhen was sitting on the [65h, no matter how heavy the load is, it will not affect the battery life. The final modified and remade Plus version of the sweeping robot] rumbled past. Miss Qiu, who had her toy robbed, looked at the door of the stilted building with a faint look of anger. However, He didn't even dare to scream in protest, for fear that his father's love, as heavy as a white dwarf, would suddenly become the last barbell that broke the camel's back.