The People Walking in Dungeons are surely not Normal

As soon as the voice fell, the applause sounded like thunder.

With the applause, I quietly whispered in the ears of the two loli: "Remember what I said before, even if it is a nursery rhyme, they will follow and like you, believe me, okay?"

Remy and Lizi nodded stiffly.

Remy said with a bitter face, "But Xiaoyi, I don't know how to play nursery rhymes..."

Look at the scene, and then at the nervous little expressions of Remy and Lizi, my heart is full: "Well, I will teach you a song, you should deal with it first, listen carefully, the sun is shining in the sky, the flowers are for me Laugh, the little bird said, early, early, why are you carrying a small schoolbag..."

"Huh? No!" Remy suddenly pointed me: "This song is wrong! This is not the previous one!"

"The previous nursery rhyme was wrong..."

"I want to listen to the previous song!" Remy said solemnly, and Lizi's small expression became quite serious.

I gritted my teeth again, and again my heart: "Okay, okay, listen up, the sun is in the sky, the flowers are smiling at me, the little bird said, early, early, why did you carry the explosive bag on your back... ."

To resist the shame, I sang the adapted nursery rhyme from beginning to end.

After singing, Remy and Lizi didn't disappoint me. The two loli were not nervous anymore. Instead, they lay on the ground giggling, clutching their stomachs while rolling.

Thousands of elves all around looked at the high platform and at me, their eyes full of expectation and doubt.

Under these gazes, I was speechless and ashamed.

Finally, the two loli laughed hard, and when they got up from the ground and looked at their relaxed expressions, they knew that they were no longer nervous.

In fact, tension is an emotion, as long as it is vented in other ways.

When I stepped off the platform, several women came over and asked me all the time, "Xiaoyi, what did you say on the stage just now, why did Remy and the others laugh like that?"

I always blushed: "When we go home, let's close the door, and I will tell you more."

The expressions of the women became expectant in an instant, and the phoenix milky voice said: "Oh, when can I go home? I really want to hear what Xiaoyi and Leimi said~"

Please, don't expect this to be good, I will be ashamed to death!

On the high stage, Remy and Lizi finally started to sing. The first song they sang was the nursery rhyme I just taught them.

The sun shines in the sky, the flowers smile at me...

The same is a nursery rhyme. Why do people laugh and stomach pain when they sing it from my mouth, but when they sing it from two loli's mouths, they will unconsciously fill up the sun, spring, flowers, and smile in their minds. ...Wait for a beautiful scene?

The little bird said, early, early...

Huh? what 's wrong? Is it an illusion?

Upon hearing this sentence, I saw a group of cheerful birds flying out of the Fairy Forest! When flying over the high platform, he circled the high platform a few times, then fell quietly around the high platform, surrounding the two little loli.

This is... an illusion?

I stared at the birds on the high platform suspiciously, but at the next moment, I was sure that this was definitely not an illusion, because one of the birds actually **** in front of me!

The white bird dung fell under the high platform and almost hit my feet. It’s so special... If it weren’t for fear of affecting the singing of Remy and Liz, I would definitely catch you as a bird. Baked!

The singing of Remy and Lizi continued.

Why are you carrying an explosive pack on your back? I went to bomb school...

When the two loli sang here, their voices suddenly rose, becoming anxious and quick.

The painting style in my mind suddenly changed into a thrilling war scene, which was in sharp contrast with the warm and peaceful before!

This unbearably adapted nursery rhyme, in the voice of the two loli, even sang the flavor of war and peace!

After the song, everyone was silent, and so did I.

I never thought that this nursery rhyme could be sung with such a majestic momentum, what is the saying, people are more dead than people!

This nursery rhyme passed through my singing voice, at best it was a joke, and after two loli singing voices, it turned out to be a sound of nature that shocked the four!

Just as I was feeling, the applause flooded, so the elves were so excited that they were all blushing to catch up with the monkey ass.

The people around the high platform were also too excited, and there was constant applause.

Lilea whispered to me: "I told you, their singing is art!"

I nodded and agreed, but now I am more excited than the guard work. After all, for me, the safety of Remy and Liz is the most important thing.

Taking advantage of the rising atmosphere, the two loli sang a few more songs in succession.

After a few songs, the two loli both closed their voices and continued to look at me baba.

I stepped onto the stage again and asked them both.

Remy said pitifully, "Xiao Yi, I'm hungry."

I took out my pocket watch and took a look. It was over five o'clock and it was time to eat. Then I said to the elves in the audience: "The preparations for today’s concert were abrupt. Our two little beauties did not eat. It’s not too early now, please go back, rest early, and continue to clean monsters tomorrow."

Hearing what I said, the elves looked at each other for a while, and then left the scene in an orderly row starting from the back row.

When I left, there was almost no sound.

I have to praise in my heart: the quality of elves is really high.

Soon, there was no one on the scene except for the chairs. We moved the chairs back to the cafe one after another. After everyone gathered in the cafe, I was relieved.

I thought that Akahavi would send someone to disrupt the scene and said that I didn't expect that the whole concert would go so smoothly.

In front of the counter, the lady proprietress was liquidating the amount of profit from this concert. Next to him, a group of orc girls headed by Barbara stared at the numbers on the propriety's account book with rounded eyes.

Sitting far away from the counter, I can't see the numbers on the ledger, but from the faces of Barbara and others, I can feel that the number of this amount must not be small.

Florence, who was a distance from me, leaned on Zac’s shoulders, watching Lizi and Remy two little Lori eating cakes, and said, "You said, our children are like them. Wouldn’t it be so cute when it’s this old?"

Zach smiled and nodded: "Yes, it will definitely be."

I was drinking juice and choked after listening to their conversation. After coughing a few times, I protested angrily: "Can you two show affection in front of me?"

Florence looked at me: "Where are your fiancees?"

I sighed, turned my head, and looked at another corner of the cafe.

There, my fiancees are playing cards happily...

Zach laughed and said, "This is the end of your fraternity."

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