The spicy teacher of the halberd

Chang Wei found an ordinary hotel in the town to rest for one night, and after dawn the next day, Chang Wei was ready, and then drove to continue to leave.

After many inquiries, Chang Wei was told that he would find this place called Shifu Village by walking along a path in front of him.

The road is not straight, Chang Wei really walked out of a winding path and secluded feeling, out of the residential area, the fireworks on both sides of the road gradually faded, looking at it, full of greenery.

At the end of the path, a building similar to a Taoist temple stood quietly, appearing in front of Chang Wei’s eyes like a willow flower, finally dispelling Chang Wei’s idea of “is there anyone in this ghost place”.

Chang Wei parked the car on the side of the road, and after coming down, he first took a breath of fresh air in the wind, turned around and carefully looked at the surrounding environment.

This is a small mountain, Chang Wei is in a position just halfway up the mountain, and there is a small village in the flat place at the foot of the mountain in the distance, and there is another road in the village leading to Hulu Town where Chang Wei comes from.

It’s a good place to go, but I finally understand why Ji Nian doesn’t send a courier.

Chang Wei laughed softly, and then took out the crisper given by Ji Nian from the trunk and walked towards the gate.

This is really a Taoist temple, and as Chang Wei gets closer, he finds that there are also fireworks in it.

This Taoist temple has two floors above and below, and there is a small bluestone courtyard behind it, and at this time, the gatehouse is open, but no one is there.

He raised his feet and walked into the first floor, the furnishings here were very simple, and there was no Sanqing statue enshrined in ordinary Taoist temples, just a simple spiritual hall-like decoration, offering several tablets, Chang Wei stared at it for a while, really did not understand what the ancient seal characters written on it were…

Unable to understand Chang Wei, he had no intention of looking again, and he shouted, “Is anyone there?” ”

After waiting for a while and no one answered, Chang Wei walked around the Spirit Hall towards the backyard.

After a long while, Chang Wei came out, sat down at the threshold of the gate of the Taoist Temple on the first floor, took out his mobile phone and called President Ji Nian, explaining the current situation he was holding.

On the phone, Ji Nian asked Chang Wei a few questions in detail, what doors and windows were open, whether there was longevity incense burning on the spiritual hall, etc., Chang Wei answered one by one, and then only listened to President Ji Nian on the other side of the phone whispered a damn feudal superstition or something, and then directly said that Chang Wei could leave after putting things down.

Chang Wei raised his eyebrows, he was, that is, he only came to deliver various couriers?

Perhaps apologetic to Chang Wei in his heart, Ji Nian took the initiative to explain.

“Xun Guan this old thing was a Taoist priest when he was young, but now he is more concerned about these things when he is older, he will get up every morning after doing his homework will definitely put a hang on himself, usually nothing, but you may be more unlucky, he is not suitable for guests today, this awkward old thing, he knows that you are coming today, open the door is to indicate that please come in, burn incense to prove that the master is at home, as for others who knows where to hide.”

Chang Wei smiled, this old man sounds very interesting!

The old man laughed and scolded on the phone: “Okay, you come back!” It’s hard for you to run this trip, and now if I call him, he will definitely not answer, and I have to scold him to death when I contact him back.”

“Uncle Ji, so, this has happened before?” Chang Wei asked with interest.

“Yes, it has happened several times, but I haven’t heard of this situation in recent years, we thought that this old guy changed his temperament, but I didn’t expect to be so ignorant, but rest assured, it’s not a bad thing, such a situation happened, but it shows the fate of the two of you, according to the awkward nature of that old man, I will definitely find an opportunity to compensate you in the future.”

Chang Wei is not angry, this can also be regarded as a way for the other party to cultivate his body, people are not allowed to have sex with them, which also shows the other party’s straightforward character.

“Hey, what compensation is not compensated, I should come and send a courier.”

After hanging up the phone, Chang Wei shook his head with the phone, it was really good, but it really made people laugh and cry.

Chang Wei stood up and placed the box on the futon in front of the offering table, then turned and walked out of the temple gate.

This was ready to leave, he thought about it, and it seemed that it had been out for a long time.

At this moment, a voice suddenly came from above.

“Little friend and stay, I don’t know where Xiaoyou came from, where is he going?”

Chang Wei was so frightened that he almost jumped on the spot, to be honest, since his five senses were greatly enhanced, few things could escape his detection, and this sound was really unexpected.

He fixed his mind, only felt that the voice seemed to come from above, he took two steps back and looked in the direction of the second-floor attic, the other party’s question remained in his mind and did not spread, but sluggishly, his brain twitched and answered.

“I’ve never come from anywhere, where I go!”

After saying this sentence, the other party seemed to have not thought of what to do for a while, so he did not speak for a long time.

Chang Wei Fang just circled inside and out, according to the ordinary Taoist temple should have a flight of stairs leading to the upper floor, but he didn’t find where to go up before, but he didn’t care much at the time, but now after he calmed down, he also had some guesses in the hearts of the people in this place, which is too good to guess.

But fortunately, Chang Wei felt lucky that he was not a thief, otherwise he would not be scared out of a good mood under nervousness!

After a slight silence, the voice spoke again, but this time it was more vernacular.

“Thank you for the gift of pilgrims, Xiaoyou can put on incense before leaving, the host here is inconvenient to meet guests today, please don’t mind.”

You talked to me, isn’t this already broken?

Chang Wei held such an idea, but his mouth did not open his mouth like this, and of course he had to put it in his inner drama.

Finally returned to the lobby on the first floor, under the instructions of the other party, Chang Wei found the three incense sticks, and after praying in a similar way, he walked to the incense burner, and suddenly found that the longevity incense that burned the fastest in the middle was about to burn out.

After putting on the incense, Chang Wei walked out with a wry smile at the corner of his mouth, always feeling that he was caught by the other party.

Break the vows, I hope you will never become an immortal.

The resentment in Chang Wei’s heart completely exploded, smirking and opening his mouth to leave, but did not get a response, he secretly pouted, quickly ignited, started, gave oil, started the car with a shake, and then left the dust.

The roar of the engine faded away, and after the smoke and dust fell, several coughs came from the empty temple.

“Really, it disturbed the silence here in my old man’s house.”

……

After driving for a long time, Chang Wei finally returned home, and the familiar furnishings made his body and mind completely relaxed.

Yes! My bed! My sofa! My love!

Chang Wei broke his indifferent image and howled, then took off his clothes and rushed into the bathroom.

After taking a bath, Chang Wei was wearing only a pair of shorts, draped in a bath towel and spread on the sofa, holding a remote control in his hand and pointing to the TV.

After a while, the stomach “grumbled” indicating that this side needed to stock up.

Chang Wei turned over and lay on his back, Yang Tian let out a long sigh, rare not wanting to move.

“I really want to live a decadent life where clothes come to reach for food and open your mouth!”

Then he struggled to get up, found a pair of pants to put on, and walked into the kitchen wearing slippers.

Open the refrigerator, check it, take out the leftovers before leaving and throw them into the trash, and then take out all the vegetable meat, there is not much, and you can still fry two plates, not very fresh, do it all!

Steam the rice, cut the meat and heat the oil.

Although single life is free, there are also many bad places, such as cooking for fear of getting too much, often not finished eating and not fresh.

Chang Wei stood bareback in front of the pot stove, his body swaying with the pot and spoon in his hand, humming an unknown song in his mouth, and after a while, the food came out of the pot.

After the rice is also steamed, his lunch is ready, or it should be called dinner, anyway, this half of the afternoon, just call it at will!

Chang Wei didn’t eat lunch, and drove all the way back, this time he had missed the lunch point, and it was still a while before the sun set.

Pretending to be an elegant waiter in a high-end restaurant, he politely placed the plate on the table with one hand, and pretended to be a polite guest and picked up the napkin in the corner of the table.

It’s just that Chang Wei looked down at his bare chest, covered a light cough with his hand, and then tied the napkin to the back of his neck.

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