This Group of Players Are All Slimes

"Disgusting, disgusting!"

"When we touched it, we actually want us to pay? Is this reasonable? Is this really reasonable!"

"My chrysanthemum is no longer pure, and I can no longer look directly at the classmate Xiaohong in the next class!"

"Grass mud horse, refund money! refund money!"

Wolong and Fengchi shouted outside the temple of the **** of health for half an hour, but no priest came to care for them.

After being "directly communicated", the two slimes immediately fled the temple, hugged each other and wept bitterly for a long time, then angered from their hearts, ran back to the temple and roared.

However, there are still a lot of gold coins smashed like them, and the residents nearby are not used to it.

Some residents even started the idea of ​​these two slimes, ready to find a chance to cheat a little bit from these two fat sheep.

After beating a few blind people who wanted to come and cheat, the two slimes came to the bar, ordered two barrels of spirits in the waiter's surprised eyes, and cried while drinking.

"They, they actually stuffed their fingers there! I always thought that Chrysanthemum was Pai Yao's relatives, so I couldn't get in." Wolong said with tears in his eyes.

"They wear very little, and they also imply that I give money to them to wear less. Why! Why are they the priests of the **** of health and so careless about health, it makes me very uncomfortable to see."

"This place is disgusting, so it's better to destroy it. I'm about to summon a four million army to level it down."

"Brother Wolong actually has four million troops, which is really enviable. Brother, I am willing to contribute to this decayed willow body, let's destroy this place together."

When the two slimes started talking drunkenly, a group of people was looking at them not far away.

The headed madman looked at the two slimes, and then said to the magician on the side: "My old friend, do you think..."

"If you feel familiar and can't remember where you've seen it, just tell it, don't play this kind of trick with me here. I'm lazy to deal with your habit of trying to pretend to be x anytime but you don't have the habit of pretending to be x."

"My old friend, I don't think you are speaking in an authentic way. Okay, I know it was my fault at the time, but there was no way at that time."

"No way? At that time, in the city of a thousand lakes, I suggested that you kneel down and beg you for mercy. If you let you run in time, you won't listen. You have to go up and try the strength of that adult stupidly, but you were blown away directly by Yuwei. Which idiot was it? He was searched afterwards, and shot me in order to escape, but which **** got the wrong gun!" The bandage-wrapped magician roared angrily.

"Calm down, old friend, didn't we escape in the end?"

"Yeah, someone fired two more shots at me, and the first shot made a mistake."

Boss Duran sat on the same place as a primary school student, afraid to gnaw, but then quietly looked at the two slimes and asked, "Don't you think they are familiar?"

"The slimes are all the same, but the colors are a little different. You think they are familiar because they are talking, which shows that they are probably from the same faction as the batch of slimes we saw in Hammer Town."

"In other words, is that adult also here? Are they here to chase us?"

"Don't think too much about yourself, my dear old friend. To that adult, we are just ants. Killing is a waste of time." The magician drank the wine dissatisfied.

Although the boss of Duran was very upset, he had to say that what the other party said made sense.

After hesitating for a moment, he lowered his voice and asked, "I think..."

"I don't want you to think, I just want to think. I think it's better for you to give up that commission as soon as possible and start some more serious work, such as becoming a captain."

"Why the captain?"

"Because I can't help but jump into the water to calm down when I want to kill you!"

"...Well, this time I listened to my old friend, I'd better give up. To tell you the truth, after knowing that the adult is probably really the devil, I feel that all commissions don't matter."

"Oh, you are finally smart."

Although the boss of Duran decided to give up, some people were not ready to let him go.

When he was clinking glasses with his old friend, two semi-drunk slimes jumped over, climbed directly to their table, and said drunkly: "Isn't this Boss Duran and his old friend? What are you doing here, are you ready to rob civilian girls?"

Boss Duran grabbed a slime, then lowered his voice and asked, "How do you know who I am? How do you know our purpose?"

"Joke, we all saw it when you smashed the sub-siege lion. Our Cloud Player Alliance has watched every video three times and then analyzed it three times. We can all see your careful thinking. The girl with tears, right, commissioned by the kingdom of the north, right, you IQ still want to engage in conspiracies? If it weren't for your doom matchlock, you would have died many times."

Boss Duran's face grew paler.

He felt that all his secrets had been exposed, and he felt as if he had taken off his clothes and was forced to run wild in the disturbance. It would be better for him to just imagine that he should die early.

And his old friend the magician is much calmer.

The magician looked around, clapped his hands and released an inherent magic, so that the sound here would not be heard by other people.

Crossed his hands on the oak table, he put his chin on his hand, and then asked, "What is your purpose?"

"It's no purpose, it's just that I was upset before, so I came to find a hapless guy for some comfort, so that my chrysanthemum can feel better... my chrysanthemum!"

"me too!"

Seeing two inexplicably crying slimes, the boss duran winked at the magician.

The other party nodded knowingly, got up and left with Boss Duran. Before leaving, he hadn't forgotten a few bottles of good wine and kept the account on the slime.

Back at the hotel where they were staying, they instructed the others in the adventure group to immediately start packing their things and prepare to leave.

"Boss, what are you doing in such a hurry?" a big beard in pink pajamas asked, rubbing his eyes, "It's rare to have a good rest today. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com"

"We met that adult's subordinates."

The big man's eyes widened in an instant: "Are you here to chase us?"

"Don't think too much about yourself, my dear companion. To that adult, we are just ants. Killing is a waste of time."

"The boss is so educated! I'll clean up immediately!"

Duran's boss looked at the other party with satisfaction and began to pack up and salute, feeling that his personality had also been sublimated.

As for the spurned look of the old friend next to him, just ignore it.

When everyone had packed their things and was about to leave, the spies who went out to explore the way came back with a green face.

On his shoulders, two slimes, one on the left and the other on the right, were still weeping non-stop.

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