my sister never called brother

"Don't...don't say it, who is the beast?" Zhou Han frowned, 1 times unconvinced.

"You are dating Lin Xuemei, right? But it seems that you are also entangled with Miyazaki Xuemei. If you are not a beast, why don't you be more affectionate? Only treat Lin Xuemei alone?" Su Xiaowei said with a smile that was not a smile .

Zhou Han secretly sighed, thinking that there is no way to do this, so he made up his mind to leave only Xiao Wei, and get rid of all the rest?

How could it be possible to do this!Someone is bound to get hurt and feel like an emotional liar.

Since I am not human inside and out, it is better to take the position of scum and choose everyone to be together.

Although it will still hurt people, but if everyone shares it together, it seems that it doesn't hurt that much.

Su Xiaowei squinted her eyes, and seemed to think of something suddenly, "Oh, by the way, there are not two, but three, and there is a girl who looks very weak. The four of you eating in the cafeteria are very eye-catching."

Zhou Han rolled his eyes, that's your sister, if the senior sister knows, she will be very pleasantly surprised.

"So you don't have to hide yourself. You've already shown yourself to be so playful, so don't pretend to be a gentleman in front of your sister. I understand the mentality of your boys quite well." Su Xiaomai said with a smile, seemingly without any special feelings.

I'm sorry, I'm not a playboy, because all three of them are my wives.

Zhou Han licked his dry lips, wanting to emphasize his attitude.

"Sister, I don't bother, there are some things you don't know."

"Come on..." Su Xiaomai didn't believe it at all, and said clearly, "I said so many misleading things just now, but you are not disgusted? You are even a little excited."

"I..." Zhou Han hesitated for a moment, thinking that when he was called "husband", he was indeed a little excited, but this is the impulse of a normal man. Thinking about how beautiful a girl like Senior Su is calling her husband, it feels like Still quite cool.

"Including the fact that you asked me out alone today, I probably know what you want to do?" Su Xiaomai looked away with a playful look and a serious tone.

"Eh!?" Zhou Han was stunned for a moment, and his heart was filled with astonishment. Could it be that Uncle Su's affairs were revealed? It's impossible!

"You..." Su Xiaomai narrowed her eyes and asked in a low voice, "Are you picking on me?"

"No, no, no..." Zhou Han shook his head vigorously, for fear of being misunderstood. Although he had a bit of flirtatious thoughts, he hadn't really thought about it before, "I don't have such thoughts, senior sister, don't get me wrong."

"Oh?" Su Xiaowei smiled, "Then why did you invite me out? It can't be as simple as eating, right?"

"I..." Zhou Han hesitated for a moment, "Didn't I say that before? I am thanking Senior, the matchmaker, for bringing me and Xiaowei together."

"If it's normal, didn't you two come to thank me together? It's really strange why you asked me out alone." Su Xiaomai seemed to have noticed Zhou Han's tricks, which made him feel a little embarrassed.

"This..." Zhou Han hesitated, trying to find an excuse, thanking the matchmaker was no longer useful.

"Let me help you call Xuemei Lin out." Su Xiaowei deliberately put the phone on the table to give Zhou Han a chance to stop her.

Su Youqiang watched from a distance, but couldn't hear the conversation, so he didn't know what was going on?I thought Zhou Han was chatting with Su Xiaomai.

He just pretended to pour a plate of beef into the pot, but in fact he didn't eat a bite, and he had no appetite at all.

Zhou Han hesitated for a while, thinking that Lin Nianwei didn't know that he and Su Xiaomai came out alone.

And now Lin Nianwei should be at her home, right?If she knew about it, Miyazaki Airi would know about it too, and the two wives would kill her directly from home.

Come Yao Xiaorui again, wives can join a table of mahjong...

What level of Shura field will be at that time?I may be completely overwhelmed.

Zhou Han couldn't sit still anymore, so he hurriedly opened his mouth to stop it.

"Don't, don't, sister Su, don't call first."

"Haha..." Su Xiaomai laughed softly, and said meaningfully, "Are you willing to tell the truth?"

"I..." Zhou Han paused for a moment, and decided to go all out, what is the face?No more, "I want to fuck you, Senior Sister Su..."

"Emmmm..." Su Xiaowei was silent for a while, and said awkwardly, "Why do you feel so low when you say it out of your mouth? It's not romantic at all. If you say it affectionately, I'll listen to it. It's better to be a little bit more. "

I rub, ask so much?

How romantic can it be to say the word "bubble"?

And what the hell is the point?Miss Su has a weird taste!

Zhou Han rolled his eyes, feeling a little complicated by Su Xiaowei.

"Sister Su, I really want to fuck you, I want to suck your big dick every day~"

"Emmmm..." Su Xiaowei was silent.

"Sister Su, are you satisfied now? Please don't play with me anymore, is it ashamed?" Zhou Han was a little speechless, thinking that he had never told any girl about the obscene words just now. I told Su Xiaowei that it felt very subtle.

"It's disgusting." Su Xiaomai commented lightly.

"Tsk!" Zhou Han gasped, his chest felt tight, and there was only one word in his mind, day! ! !

He felt that Su Xiaomai was a really difficult girl to get along with. What was in her mind was extremely difficult to fathom. She seemed to have new ideas every second, which made people very crazy.

"Look, you really have unreasonable thoughts about me, and you've been coveting my sister's body for a long time, especially her breasts~" Su Xiaomai put her breasts on the dining table as she spoke.

Zhou Han's heart skipped a beat when he saw it, and he swallowed silently, wondering if the senior sister told him to say it?By the way, the chest is quite big, and the milk must be enough.

"But junior, you may be sorry. I'm not very interested in you, so don't have any expectations." Su Xiaomai said with a smile.

"I know..." Zhou Han smiled. In fact, he also understood. He could feel that Su Xiaowei didn't have that kind of feeling of love for him. To a large extent, it was the kind of concern that the elders had for the little kid.

But this is also something that Zhou Han really lost, similar to maternal love, so he has a very different Oedipus affection for Su Xiaomai, likes are likes, but it is difficult to go beyond love.

"But there is an exception to everything. Since you always miss me, then I can give you a chance." Su Xiaomao said half-truthfully.

"Really?" Zhou Han smiled, thinking it was probably a joke.

"Really, it's a puppy just kidding." There was no smile on Su Xiaowei's face, her eyes were serious——

"Will you be my fake boyfriend?"

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Zhou Han was stunned for three seconds, suddenly he didn't realize what kind of fake boyfriend he was.

"Sister, you haven't finished laughing, have you?"

"Of course I'm not joking..." Su Xiaomai said seriously, that's why she agreed to have dinner with Zhou Han today, and wanted Zhou Han to be her fake boyfriend.

"But...why do you have a fake boyfriend?" Zhou Han asked strangely, no matter how you think about it, it's strange, right?It feels a bit like parents forcing marriage when they are old and renting a girlfriend to go home. Of course, there are not a few fake plays that are actually done.

"Are you dissatisfied and want to be a real boyfriend?" Su Xiaowei asked with a smile.

"No, no, it seems that my expression is wrong." Zhou Han thought not to let the senior sister misunderstand, so he asked clearly, "I want to ask... Senior sister, why do you need a fake boyfriend?"

"There are various reasons. You can understand that I need a shield to help me avoid some troubles." Su Xiaomai didn't want to say much, and it seemed that she didn't want to reveal her secret at all. This secret forced her to do something. Choices, such as finding a fake boyfriend.

"Eh?" Zhou Han thought for a while, then asked tentatively, "Someone harassed you? I can teach him a lesson for you, but let's forget about boyfriends."

He felt that if he agreed, the relationship between Hui and his senior sister would be unclear, and if something happened later, it would definitely be a big trouble.

"No need, this trouble can't be solved by violence." Su Xiaomai said flatly, nothing could be seen from her expression, as if she had hidden many things in her heart.

Zhou Han frowned, wondering what had pushed the senior to such an extent, if it was male harassment, a few threats would be enough, isn't it normal male harassment?

Wouldn't it be something like Super II?Su Xiaomai didn't say it himself, and Zhou Han couldn't figure it out.

"By the way, don't you want me to be your fake girlfriend? And I'm not a girl with poor hardware, right? If you have the vanity of a boy, you shouldn't refuse." Su Xiaomao said rationally, she saw There are a lot of people who have passed by, and it is still very good to handle the psychology of boys, otherwise it would be impossible to control the student union with so many boys.

Zhou Han knew what Su Xiaomai meant by the hardware, even if she was not bad-looking, but it was embarrassing to have a fake boyfriend, and now he had three girlfriends.

If he keeps messing around, the harem that was finally formed may be blown up. Yao Xiaorui is fine, and the remaining two small vinegar pots will definitely become the vanguard of the crusade against scumbags.

Not to mention that Su Xiaomai is Yao Xiaorui's older sister, and he and Yao Xiaorui are lovers, and Su Xiaomai maintains a fake relationship with Su Xiaorui, what is this called?It must be an ethical plot that needs to be harmonious.

As for myself and Miyazaki Airi, the righteous sister, it is understandable, after all, there is no blood relationship, and they still love each other.

But Yao Xiaorui and Su Xiaomai are sisters with completely different concepts.

Although I did flirt with Su Xiaomai, but I really didn't think about the sisters flying together, because it was really too ghostly.

"No, no, senior, I have a girl I like. It's really not okay to be your fake boyfriend." Zhou Han waved his hand, thinking that he didn't like one girl, but three girls.

"Is it Xuemei Lin?" Su Xiaowei asked tentatively.

"Yeah." Zhou Han nodded, without further explanation, he also knew how ridiculous it is to open a harem in reality.

"You have to understand that Lin Xuemei is not here, and the girl named Su Xiaomai is eating with you now, so don't always think about others, isn't it too much for me?" Su Xiaomai said seriously.

If it wasn't for Zhou Han's promise to be her fake boyfriend, she would never agree to come out for dinner anyway.

Su Xiaomai needs a shoulder now, even if it's a fake one, it doesn't matter, if it doesn't work out, today is a waste of time.

She didn't know many male friends, and Zhou Han was one of them, and he was easy to deal with, so it was very suitable to be her fake boyfriend.

"I'm sorry, Senior Su, I can't." Zhou Han disagreed, and corrected his attitude, looking at Senior Su as sister Yao Xiaorui.

"What is the purpose of you asking me out today? Don't you mean that to me?" Su Xiaomai pressed on every step of the way, not wanting to let Zhou Han go, "Although it's a fake boyfriend, there is a possibility of becoming a real boyfriend. "

"No, no, no, senior sister Su, I have a girlfriend." Zhou Han frowned, thinking about what to do, it made me feel like a spare tire, besides, I have already stated that I have a girlfriend, why is senior sister Su so persistent?

In fact, Su Xiaowei was lying, she just hoped to have a boyfriend as a shield, but she didn't really like Zhou Han.

"This matter is our secret. I won't let Xuemei Lin know. Don't you want to seek novelty? Boys have such thoughts." Su Xiaowei paused, and then said seductively, "Fake with sister There is no chance of making a real play..."

Zhou Han secretly swallowed his saliva, and involuntarily glanced at Su Xiaomai's chest on the table.

Although he knew that Senior YY was not good at this time, Su Xiaomao's tone was provocative, making people think in a crooked way involuntarily.

"Think about it..." Su Xiaomai seems to have noticed Zhou Han's gaze, and probably pushed her chest forward.

"No, I have a girlfriend. If I get entangled with my senior sister, it will be very bad." Zhou Han lowered his head and secretly warned himself, Zhou Han, Zhou Han, calm down, the other party is your wife's sister.

"Don't be nervous, it's not a real relationship, but when we need it, we have to pretend, and when we don't need it, we are still friends?" Su Xiaowei still refused to give up.

"No, Senior Sister Su, you should find someone else. I can't agree to this kind of thing." Zhou Han said seriously, he really didn't want to cause this trouble, and he was warned not once or twice.

"I can't find anyone else. I don't know many boys, and you are the only one who is pleasing to the eye." Su Xiaomai is serious. The boy who was pleasing to the eye in the past was her childhood playmate Liao Meizhong. Only Zhou Han, who was a bit stupid, was left.

She doesn't like Zhou Han and Su Xiaowei, but she definitely doesn't dislike her. She prefers to treat the relationship between the two as a younger brother.

"Uh..." Zhou Han was startled, wondering what's going on?The atmosphere is so weird!Why do I feel like this is the senior sister confessing to me?This is a confession, senior sister, does she really like me?

Su Xiaowei looked directly into Zhou Han's eyes, and said in a very serious tone——

"So I beg you, junior, please answer me this time."

"Just pretending to be my boyfriend in front of my parents."

"I swear I won't disturb you and Xuemei Lin at other times."

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Zhou Han was a little shaken when he heard the similar confession from his senior sister, and had a faint tendency to accept it.

It's not that his willpower is not firm, but that a goddess-level girl with infinite charm both in appearance and inwardness, actively expressed that she wanted to develop a fake ambiguous relationship with him. Even a man would be shaken, right?

But Zhou Han wavered a little, and immediately came back to his senses, thinking that he couldn't plant the root of the disaster, and he couldn't handle it by then.

"No, senior sister Su, you also know that I have a girlfriend, so I can't maintain an unclear relationship with you. I can't explain it then."

Zhou Han lowered his head slightly, frowning tightly, expressing that he was in a difficult situation.

Su Xiaomai's complexion was a bit ugly. It was the first time she had begged for help in such a low voice at such a young age, but she was rejected in the end, and she felt a faint sense of frustration in her heart.

"You really disagree?"

"Well, I don't agree." Zhou Han nodded, with an indescribably tough attitude.

"Hey—?" Su Xiaomao dragged out a long false voice, with a gloomy face, and said with a smile, "You really are disobedient, sister, I'm going to get angry..."

Zhou Han closed his mouth tightly, a drop of cold sweat dripped from his forehead, looking at Su Xiaomai's appearance, it was obviously a precursor to the onset of black belly disease, "Sister, I'm still a child, don't do this."

"Speaking of..." Su Xiaomao suddenly changed the subject, and said meaningfully, "Your women's clothing photo is still in my USB flash drive. I thought about whether to enlarge it and post it on the school's bulletin board. Let all the students in the school know the big boss in women's clothing in class three of the second year, and that **** bulge."

"Don't make trouble with me, sister. If you have something to say, don't threaten me with the photo. It's too obscene, right?" Zhou Han became inexplicably nervous, because the photo was stored in the USB flash drive, and Elizabeth had nothing to do.

"As long as the problem can be solved, there is no such thing as a dirty method." Su Xiaomai squinted her eyes, her black belly was obvious, Zhou Han was so angry that she no longer pretended to be a big sister next door, "Listen to me obediently, Otherwise I'll make you famous."

"Tsk!" Zhou Han was a little annoyed, disgusted by being threatened, "Senior, since you said that, I have nothing to say, you can do whatever you want, anyway, the photos are fake."

"Hehe, so what if it's fake? I can't even tell that it's fake. You think other people can see it. That photo was taken well, without any trace of PS. If I spread it around then, let's see how many people get it." I personally would like to listen to your explanation." Su Xiaomai said calmly, eating Zhou Han to death, she didn't want to let him go at all, and even used threats.

Shit! ! !

Day dog!Ah hello!

Because Xiaoyi's photos are too real.

It has reached the point of confusing the real with the fake, so there is no way to explain it?