my sister never called brother

Zhou Han's face was gloomy, he covered his face and didn't know what to say, he felt like he was shooting himself in the foot with a stone.

All of this seems to be Su Xiaomai's conspiracy, but has it already been planned for this?The reason you want a photo of yourself in women's clothing is to threaten me to be obedient today.

I didn't realize it, and asked Xiaoyi to PS a super-real photo, but now Senior Sister Su took it and bit me back.

What is this!Did I dig a hole and bury myself in it?

Zhou Han felt that Su Xiaomai was a cunning jackal, and he was targeted for no reason.

"How do you think about it? Do you choose to listen to me, or want to become a well-known women's clothing boss, you have to think carefully." Su Xiaomao's tone is kind, but her face is clearly villainous.

Zhou Han swallowed nervously, thinking that if he was misunderstood as a womanizer, what would Aili and the others think of him?

Su Youqiang watched from the sidelines for a long time, not knowing what happened, but felt that Zhou Han and Su Xiaokui were chatting enthusiastically, it didn't feel like eating, but a psychological game on the negotiating table.

However, Su Youqiang felt that Zhou Han and Su Xiaomai had a good relationship, maybe in the future he could ask his future son-in-law to see his eldest daughter a few more times.

Zhou Han already wanted to compromise, but before that, he needed to figure out a few points, so as to avoid the trouble of unclear explanation in the future.

"It's really a fake boyfriend, right?"

"It's impossible if you want to take it seriously." Su Xiaowei said with a smile.

"I will only pretend when I need it, and I won't cause trouble when I don't need it, and I won't tell anyone about it, right?" Zhou Han asked.

"That's right." Su Xiaomai nodded, agreeing to these conditions.

Zhou Han secretly sighed, hesitated again and again, decided to compromise for the time being, and stole Su Xiaomai's USB flash drive a few times, then deleted it completely, and he was free.

"Okay, senior sister, I am willing to pretend to be your boyfriend when you need it."

"What a good boy..." Su Xiaowei said with a smile, and then said, "After a while, you will come to our house for dinner as a boyfriend, remember to act like a character, and don't show any lies .”

"Oh... what!?" Zhou Han reacted, his eyes widened instantly.

He thought to himself, what's going on with Nima?As soon as I agreed, I immediately met the rhythm of my parents, so why don't I let myself adapt or prepare?

It's too...too sudden, what is the throbbing in my heart?It's obviously not a real relationship, it's just meeting a parent, why am I nervous...

"As for being so surprised? It's just a meal." Su Xiaomai said it very easily. In fact, as long as you don't hide it from your parents, it's not a particularly rare task.

"Sister, you said it so lightly, it must be your parents, not mine, and this is too fast, isn't it? Is it because you messed up and now urgently need a fake boyfriend to go to the gun?" Zhou Han felt that something was wrong. It's not that simple, with Su Xiaomai's past peeing, she will probably be tricked.

"Ah?" Su Xiaomai seemed to have discovered something, and said with a smile, "Your reaction is so serious. Have you already entered the drama and regarded me as a real girlfriend?"

"It's...not..." Zhou Han looked embarrassed, thinking that he seemed to have really regarded the meal as meeting his parents just now, and was in a panic.

"It's so boring to lie to your ears, you are actually very excited in your heart, thinking "Wow~, senior sister is my girlfriend, I'm so excited" and so on. "Su Xiaomai narrowed her eyes, thinking that Zhou Han was a sullen type.

"No, don't guess what I mean." Zhou Han categorically denied it, but Su Xiaomai guessed his thoughts all over the place, "I mean... since we are going to pretend to be lovers, don't we need to get used to it? If you have no experience, it will be very fake, right?"

"Oh? You mean..." The corners of Su Xiaomai's mouth turned up, and she said playfully——

"Do you want to have a fake show with me?"

"Or do you want to have sex with me?"

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I go……

Although the fake show is real, I thought about it.

But I really didn't think about rolling the sheets or anything.

It seems that senior sister is amazing, she thinks more than me.

Zhou Han looked away to hide his embarrassment.

"No, senior, I'm just worried that I won't be able to act well. What kind of fake show is really sex? I didn't think too much about it."

"I heard that the fastest way to enhance the relationship is to have an intimate relationship. As long as you do that kind of thing once, you will look like a lover." Su Xiaowei said half-truth, wondering what An's heart is?

"This... What kind of nonsense is this?" Zhou Han was ashamed, saying so on the lips, but he didn't think so in his heart.

After I had a relationship with Miyazaki Airi, the relationship has indeed improved by leaps and bounds, and the bodies have communicated with each other. There are almost no secrets. No matter how you look at it, they look like a couple living together.

"Why do you say this is fallacy? Many facts have proved that physical communication is faster and more efficient than emotional communication." Su Xiaomai said seriously.

"Damn, this is an ordinary appointment, it's all about physical needs, so what's the point of feeling?" Zhou Han said helplessly, he didn't like this kind of communication that filled each other's emptiness, "Besides, physical communication or something, no Is it just a fake show?"

"What are you worried about?" Su Xiaomai tilted her head, her chestnut-colored hair shone extraordinarily brightly under the light.

"If the fake show is real..." Zhou Han hesitated for a moment, and said awkwardly, "Aren't I going to be responsible for you, senior?"

"Responsible? Hahaha..." Su Xiaomao covered her mouth and giggled non-stop.

"Sister Su, what are you laughing at?" Zhou Han frowned, thinking that there was nothing wrong with his thinking, wouldn't he be a scumbag if he didn't take responsibility?

"It's nothing, I always feel that you are from the last century." Su Xiaomao calmed down a little.

"Isn't that too much?" Zhou Han said dissatisfiedly, seeing Su Xiaomai smiling inexplicably.

"Your thinking is male chauvinism, and the subconscious puts women in a relatively low position. It's the 21st century. Men and women are equal. There is nothing irresponsible. If you follow your thinking, if we have a relationship, I will also Those who are responsible to you are considered equal." Su Xiaomai explained, feeling that Zhou Han was a bit traditional.

Zhou Han recalled that Miyazaki Airi also said that she was a machismo. Could it be that she was so deep in her subconscious that she looked down on women?

"But you are a traditional big boy, as long as you don't hate others..." Su Xiaomao said lightly, her tone was as kind and affectionate as her sister's, "If I give you a chance, you don't have to be responsible. Don't want to do shameful things with your sister?"

"Fake...fake show for real?" Zhou Han asked in amazement. He was calm on the surface, but a little excited inside. Now he can still think of the kiss in the bathroom of the western restaurant. With alluring allure.

"Well, the fake show is real, are you excited?" Su Xiaomai asked with a smile.

"This..." Zhou Han obviously hesitated for a while, but finally lost, "No, it's too ridiculous."

He immediately remembered whether Su Xiaowei was Yao Xiaorui's sister, so he couldn't be entangled.

Otherwise, if things come to light in the future, how can I face Yao Xiaorui?That timid and soft girl, I really don't want to hurt her.

Su Xiaomai smiled and didn't say anything, knowing that Zhou Han would not agree.

"Is there any other way? I'm really afraid that I can't act well. I have no experience in pretending to be a boyfriend or something." Zhou Han said awkwardly.

"Don't worry, I will help you cover up. If you meet my parents, you must talk less and let me talk as much as possible. Basically, there will be no major problems." Su Xiaomai said seriously, as if she had something in her heart. made his own plan.

"Really...is it okay?" Zhou Han was deeply skeptical, seeing what Sister Su meant, as long as her own people go, and leave the rest to her.

"Of course." Su Xiaomao was full of confidence.

"By the way... senior sister, why are you so anxious to find a shield?" Zhou Han asked strangely.

"This...it's hard to say..." Su Xiaomai looked away, seeming a bit embarrassed to speak.

"Sister Su, are we allies? I should know the reason of the whole thing." Zhou Han really wanted to know what was going on, otherwise he wouldn't be able to sleep.

Su Xiaowei hesitated, thinking that it would be embarrassing to say this, but since Zhou Han promised to pretend to be her boyfriend, the specific reason should be clearly explained, otherwise it would be no good to cooperate with her.

"My...my family is having a headache because I don't have a boyfriend."

"Ah?!" Zhou Han widened his eyes and asked in surprise, "Is there a mistake? Isn't it normal for high school students not to have boyfriends?"

"It's not such a simple matter." Su Xiaomai frowned, feeling ashamed when she thought about it.

"What's going on?" Zhou Han still wanted to figure it out, otherwise he thought it was too weird.

"I borrowed a photo album of lilies, the kind of two girls kissing each other, but my mother accidentally discovered it, combined with the fact that I have never had a boyfriend at this age..." Su Xiaomai Holding his forehead, he whispered in embarrassment, "My parents think I'm gay, and are very worried about me, and have even started to introduce me to various boys..."

In fact, in order to preserve the prestige of her senior sister, Su Xiaowei concealed many embarrassing details, and briefly explained the cause, but it was not complete.

But Su Xiaowei's mother and stepfather were really worried about her.

Although the stepfather is not his own father, he still treats Su Xiaomai as if he was his own, caring more carefully, and always taking care of him as his own daughter.

Maybe Su Xiaowei felt nothing when she was a child, but when she grows up, there will always be a slight estrangement, and if she is not a blood relative, she always feels that something is missing.

Obviously, the younger sister and younger brother are the biological children, and they are more suitable for this family, so Su Xiaomai's position is a bit embarrassing.

But this does not interfere with the family relationship. The stepfather still cares about Su Xiaowei very much, and the mother is also a very good person who takes good care of her. The younger siblings also like her as an older sister, and regard her as an idol and pride.

However, Su Xiaomai is a sensitive person. Now that there is a little estrangement, it is difficult to dissipate. So when she reached adolescence, she had less communication with her parents, which made her parents always like to make random guesses about her.

As a result, one day, when Su's mother was cleaning Su Xiaowei's room, she found the photo album of Lily, with pictures of all kinds of beautiful girls kissing.

Su Xiaomai bought this photobook, and it's not cheap, it's quite expensive.

Su's mother is a person who keeps up with the trend and knows that this behavior is called lala, so she told her husband about it that night.

Su's stepfather is a bit of a silly old man. Thinking about Su Xiaowei's age, he doesn't see anyone falling in love with him, except for the kid from the neighbor's family who got along well (Liao Meizhong), but in the end it didn't work out.

In addition, there was little communication during adolescence, and the couple always believed that Su Xiaowei was gay.

This made the couple very anxious. They both knew that although Lily was good, they just couldn't bear children, so they introduced Su Xiaomai to boys of the same age in a different way.

It's called a family gathering, but it's actually an early blind date in disguise.

Su Xiaomao supported her forehead and felt a headache. She didn't expect that she would appreciate the power of the Forced Marriage Association before she went to university——

"So here's the thing, I'm going to find a boyfriend, prove that I'm not gay, and stop this meaningless blind date."

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Senior sister, she...

Absolutely lied, right?

What borrowed Lily photography collection?

Must have bought it myself.

Zhou Han twisted his mouth, and couldn't help but expose Su Xiaomai.

"Is there any proof for this kind of thing? Isn't senior sister Su gay? And she likes girls very much."

"Why is your tone so sure? Have you ever seen me kiss other girls?" Su Xiaomai was deeply puzzled, feeling a little unnatural in her heart, feeling like Zhou Han knew something.

"Uh..." Zhou Han's heart skipped a beat. He probably didn't know. He only knew it by putting on data farts and kissing Senior Su in the image of Miyazaki Airi. It's better to pretend not to know, "That What, I guess, I have never seen senior sister, you have been in a relationship, and there seems to be no other explanation other than homosexuality, it is normal to be misunderstood by your parents."

"You and my parents have the same thinking. If you don't fall in love, you are gay. There is no basis at all. Some people just like to be single..." Su Xiaomai thought for a while, and said boldly, "For example, I am..."

Zhou Han's expression became weird, and he thought, fart~!What are you kidding?If it's not Lily, how do you explain the incident in the bathroom in the western restaurant?

"Okay, I understand the situation, you are not gay, so you need to find a boyfriend to prove to your parents."

"Yes, that's right, so I need your strength, junior." Su Xiaomai nodded. This is the purpose of her trip, and eating with Zhou Han is secondary.

"Alas..." Zhou Han sighed, feeling that it was not a particularly troublesome matter, and nodded after thinking about it, "Okay, I will help your senior sister, if you need it, just call me."

"Hee hee..." Su Xiaomai laughed happily, feeling that her troubles could be resolved quickly, "Thank you dear, as expected you still love me."

"Senior, please respect yourself..." Zhou Han hurriedly glanced at Uncle Su who was behind him secretly. He seemed to have no reaction, and immediately heaved a sigh of relief, and said in a slightly dissatisfied tone, "Don't be like this, senior, you are not pretending to be a boyfriend now." Occasion? Don’t call those weird names.”

"Obviously we are in that kind of relationship with me, but you are still shy. Husband, you are really cute~" Su Xiaomai put on a reserved posture, twisted, and changed from the big sister next door to the shy cute girl in the blink of an eye.

Zhou Han's hair was black, and he felt a little annoyed by Su Xiaomai's unreasonable trouble...

Su Youqiang, who was behind him, was extremely calm now. After watching for so long, he could almost feel his eldest daughter's current character in a strange way.

Nothing more than like to make trouble for no reason, and like to make jokes when talking.

Even though Su Youqiang heard that Su Xiaomai called Zhou Han's husband dear, he didn't respond.

Because I don't believe it at all...

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at home.

Miyazaki Airi is preparing dinner.

She thought to herself that Zhou Han probably wouldn't come back to eat tonight.

So I prepared two servings and ate with Lin Nianwei.

Miyazaki Airi didn't know why Su Youqiang was looking for Zhou Han, but since he was the future father-in-law, it was all a private matter, right?

Speaking of my relationship with Zhou Han, I haven't told Uncle Zhou and my mother yet.

Thinking of this, Miyazaki Airi couldn't help but want to get the blessings of the elders.

In this way, the relationship between myself and Zhou Han looks very formal, but now it always feels like an affair.

But even though they are righteous brothers and sisters, they are real lovers now, so I am still a little nervous.

Because righteous brothers and sisters are also brothers and sisters, when it comes to ethics, it is difficult for people to accept, at least it is difficult for the world to accept.

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