i have a gate

Lin Qiong shook his head, it seems that not only his own guardians, but also this group of cuties are the same.

It's not easy to be an old father.

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"So——" Lin Qiong took a bite of the sandwich with fried eggs, lettuce, ham slices, and cheese slices, and then said vaguely: "Are you so busy now? I've only been here for less than 10 minutes, Are you here?"

"I'm afraid you'll be lonely. You know what a hammer--" Feng Wang, who had been deeply infected by the Lin Qiong virus, held his head high and said confidently: "Don't you thank me for this?"

"Thank you for the rainbow-colored feather from Fengwang Laotie." Lin Qiong took out a rainbow-colored feather from his pocket, then thought for a few seconds, and said, "How about making this a shuttlecock? "

"Shuttlecock? What is that?" Phoenix King lowered his head slightly, and asked curiously, "Is it some special prop? Is it powerful? Does the talisman fit my identity as Phoenix King?"

'Well, if you tell her directly that it is used to replace chicken feathers, you will be angry, right? Lin Qiong touched his chin, and said sincerely: "Shuttlecock, that is a magical prop that can bring joy to human beings."

"Oh? Bring joy?" Feng Wang raised his eyebrows, then nodded with satisfaction, and said, "Very good! This is very suitable for my identity as Feng Wang, sure!"

"it is good!"

Lin Qiong nodded, and wrote down the Rainbow Feather Shuttlecock innocently in the plan in his heart—please, kicking the Rainbow Feather Shuttlecock is so cool, isn’t it?Feng Wang will definitely give us blessings!

While Lin Qiong was thinking this way, he quickly finished the breakfast prepared by the maids of the Beast Ear Maiden and drank a large glass of freshly squeezed juice.

"Huh, beautiful." Lin Qiong leaned back in the chair, lazily stroking the head of the fairy Ibrahimovic lying on his lap, and asked again: "By the way, you haven't answered me yet, you first-level gods?" Is there nothing to do?"

"Ahem, it's true that I've been relatively free lately—" King Fengfeng coughed dryly twice, and said, "So do you have any interesting activities? Give me the whole job!"

"Interesting activity?"

Lin Qiong folded his arms and fell into thinking, murmuring: "Let me think about it, interesting activities? Tsk——"

Originally, Lin Qiong planned to take Feng Wang to participate in the theatrical version, to see the scene where the other first-level gods were devastated, but after counting the time, he found that Xiaozhi should have just started a trip to the Hezhong area, so he immediately canceled it this thought.

After all, the theatrical version in the Hezhong area seemed rather boring to him, without the memorable images of the previous ones—couldn’t there really be a first-level god in the theatrical version?

Right?Lugia, Rayquaza, and Arceus (a clone)?

Only the theatrical version of this kind of first-level god eats a lot, and brings Feng Wang to the scene to laugh at the first time, that would be interesting.

"In a short period of time, it seems that there are really no interesting activities—" Lin Qiong tilted his head in distress, and said, "If there are no accidents, there should be a big event next year."

Xiaozhi will go to the Carlos area next year. At that time, Lin Qiong will definitely come to watch Hoopa's theatrical version in person—although the box office of this theatrical version is not high, Lin Qiong likes to watch this kind of chaos with a lot of beasts fight scene.

"Isn't it boring now?" Feng Wang flapped his wings and landed on the table, and then said with some disappointment: "I thought you could give me some work."

"?"

Lin Qiong rolled his eyes and said, "No way, this timing is too unfortunate——

Push forward a year and you can see Arceus deflated;

Push forward two years, and you can see that Raykron is deflated;

Push forward three years, and you can see that the rabbi was deflated;

Push forward four years, and you can see Rogia deflated;

——But this year, it seems that no one is deflated. "

"Ugh-!"

When Feng Wang heard this, he uttered a mournful cry, then limply lay down on the table, and said, "Damn it! I feel like I've missed [-] million by rounding up!"

This is a good opportunity to rush to the scene as soon as possible and laugh at your colleagues!Even at that moment, Phoenix King had already thought of an all-purpose mocking line——

Yoyo, isn't this Lugia?I haven't seen you for a few years, so what?

Yoyo, is this a rabbi?I haven't seen you for a few years, so what?

Yoyo, isn't this Liekongzuo?I haven't seen you for a few years, so what?

Yoyo, this is not al... Cough, let’s forget about this, my life is the most important thing.

The more you think about it, the more you get angry, the more you think about it, the more angry you become!

Feng Wang jumped up, and then said cursingly: "How about we go to Di Yaluka? Time travel and rush to the scene to laugh at the first time?"

This made Lin Qiong speechless, and he complained: "Believe it or not, if Arceus knew about your thoughts, he would definitely pluck all the hair on your body!"

This is how the ability of the little steel and aluminum dragon of time can be used! ?Let you go back in time to laugh at your deflated colleagues! ?

The evil bird will die!

Feng Wang sighed, then turned over lazily, and muttered: "This is not okay, and that is not okay—"

Really boring!

"There's nothing we can do! It's not a coincidence at the time -" Lin Qiong propped up his chin and comforted King Feng, then muttered: "How about we watch a show together? To kill the time?"

"It's okay." Feng Wang sighed, then got up, flew to Lin Qiong's head again, and said, "Don't give me that Junji Ito again, it scares me so much that I can't sleep at night .”

"Can you use it a little bit? I can't sleep because I am scared by Junji Ito!?" Lin Qiong rolled his eyes and complained, "You are the god of life!?"

"You widow me?" Feng Wang glared at Lin Qiong, and said, "Anyway, don't be scary!"

"Okay -" Lin Qiong took out his laptop with a look of helplessness and said, "As long as it's not scary, right?"

"Yes!" Feng Wang raised his bird head energetically, then patted his chest with his wings and said, "As long as it's not a horror movie, I can watch anything! Let's go!"

No problem no problem!

Jie Jie!

Then enjoy four lies, unheard names and Clannad's bombardment!

Chapter 0158

Everyone, have you ever heard of the "Law of Conservation of Smiles"?

The implication of this law is that smiles don't just disappear, they just move from one face to another.

At this very moment, on the sofa in the living room on the first floor of Sky City, this law is perfectly confirmed.

"Ow—"

Feng Wang sat on the coffee table with his legs crossed like a chick, and then wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes with a tissue, crying loudly: "Xun! My Xun! Aww! Shouldn't it be a happy ending? !"

Lin Qiong was leaning on the armrest of the sofa, and then struggled to hold back the laughter that had reached his throat - he couldn't, he couldn't laugh!If you laugh at this time, Phoenix King will definitely become angry!

want!Tolerate!Resistance!

The Phoenix King clamped a piece of paper with his wings very flexibly, then blew his nose hard, and a ball of colorful snot came out, which made Lin Qiong curse: "You are the heroine of Mary Suwen ten years ago." ?Snot is all colorful. How much do you like colorful colors? '

Wait! ?

"Hiss, I remember that when Feng Wang was flying in the air, there seemed to be colorful special effects behind him..." Lin Qiong fell into deep thought, then glanced at Feng Wang's lower body, thinking: "Couldn't be, she is the side Flying boo boo, spilling colorful liquid, right? '

'Should, probably, maybe, not? Lin Qiong shook his head vigorously, getting rid of the thought that this was so disrespectful that King Feng might attack his hair follicles frantically.

"Lin Qiong!" Feng Wang stood up from the coffee table unsteadily, then turned around, and said seriously: "Let's go save her!"

"what?"

"Don't you have that door?"

Feng Wang flapped his wings and landed on Lin Qiong's arm, then waved his wings excitedly and said, "Open the door, let's go over and give her a holy flame, and everything will be cured!"

"Are you serious?"

"is it not OK?"

"Hey, it's not impossible, but are you only going to save one Kaoru Miyazono?"

"Eh?"

"Oh, don't worry! Before we talk about saving people, let's watch an Unheard Flower Name..." Lin Qiong straightened his computer, opened the first episode of Unheard Flower Name, and said, "This Fan dramas are also very pleasing to the hearts of the people, believe me, that's right!"

Full of doubts, Feng Wang flew back again, then sat down on the coffee table, and watched patiently.

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Four and a half hours later.

"Ow—"

Accompanied by the same mournful cry, Feng Wang sat in front of the computer and wailed loudly: "Mianma, my mima, woooooo, mima, I found you too, woooooo—"

'Wow, God of Life's tears are so low. Lin Qiong sniffed, then wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, and cast a contemptuous look at Feng Wang, thanks to the fact that you are still the God of Life who has lived for an indeterminate amount of time, you can cry like this after watching a tearjerker!

He couldn't help turning his head, looked at the distant sky, and thought: Sure enough, only a mature and reliable adult (emphasis) male who is out of singles like me has a strong heart!

"Oooooooo-"

Lin Qiong withdrew his far-sighted gaze, then looked at Feng Wang who was still crying on the coffee table, couldn't help but plucked his ears, and said, "Are you still crying?"

"How can you not cry! How can you not cry?" Feng Wang sucked his nose desperately, choked up and said, "Mianma wrote to everyone at the end!! In order to meet everyone again, she asked Became a Buddha and reincarnated! Such a good child... woo woo woo, face, my face..."

'Wow...'

Lin Qiong twitched the corner of his mouth, looked at Bo Feng Wang who was still immersed in sadness, and after thinking for a while, said softly: "What about Miyazono Kaoru?"

"Ow!!!"

The next moment, Feng Wang let out a louder cry as if she had filled up 98. She even fell down on the coffee table, kicking her bird legs like a child who couldn't buy a toy, and wailing: "My Kaoru, my face, woo woo woo—"

Wow, this guy really has a low tear point——

Lin Qiong braced his chin, then took out his mobile phone silently, and recorded this precious scene of "Phoenix King Crying Blood"—maybe he can get a Nobel Prize for Funny from Dr. Oki.

"Lin Qiong! Lin Qiong ah-" Suddenly, Feng Wang flew in front of Lin Qiong, pressed his head against Lin Qiong's forehead, stared at a pair of bloodshot eyes, and said angrily: "You are Not intentional!"

Lin Qiong pretended to be confused and asked, "Is it intentional?"

"Are you still pretending!?" Feng Wang was so angry that he was about to spurt flames, "April just now was your lie, and the current unheard name is all a tearjerker deliberately selected by you!"

"Hey-"

"Hey what do you mean!"

"Obviously you said it yourself, it's fine if it's not a horror movie!" Lin Qiong said confidently.

"Then I don't want to watch Zhiyu's tearjerker either—" Feng Wang tugged at the corner of his mouth, then glared at Lin Qiong, and urged, "Forget it, I'll let you go this time—quickly." ! Let's save Miyazono Kaoru first, and then Mianma!"

"Only save the two of them?" Lin Qiong blinked his eyes again and said, "How about we look at something else..."

"No need! That's enough now!" King Feng rushed up and covered Lin Qiong's mouth with his bird's claws, and said with a non-compassionate expression: "I'm already very emo. If I watch a few more movies, I'm afraid I won't be able to do it on the spot. Blackening!"

Are you an elementary school student who watched Kaneki?And turned black on the spot?

Lin Qiong wiped the cold sweat off his forehead, and then said solemnly: "Don't worry! I promise that the next animation will definitely have a happy ending, and all characters will be happy!"

"..."

Hearing what Lin Qiong said, Feng Wang showed a hesitant expression (don't ask me how Lin Qiong saw the expression from a bird's face), and she slowly landed in front of Lin Qiong: "It's really Happy ending?"

"That must be!"

"Everyone will be happy?"

"That's for sure!"

"Didn't lie to me?"

"That's impossible!"

"I believe you one last time!" Feng Wang still failed to overcome her inner curiosity in the end, she returned to the coffee table again, then sat down, and urged: "Hurry up, let me heal my wounded heart, and Soothe some broken tear glands—I can't take it anymore, my eyes are red from crying! Damn it, do I, Feng Wang, want to lose face?"

"?"

Lin Qiong opened his mouth. He hesitated to speak and looked at Feng Wang's back. He especially wanted to ask Feng Wang why he thought that others could see through her big dark circles that her eyes were red from crying, but considering that Feng Wang The king's bald head pecked, but he still held back his neck and swallowed the trough, then sighed and opened the Clannad for Feng Wang...

No, why are you looking at me like that! ? Isn't Clannad a happy ending for everyone? ?Isn't everyone happy! ?

I, Lin Qiong, am confident!

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The next day, noon.