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Wait, wait for me! ?Five five five, five hundred million! ?

You just said it! ?You said 500 million Baileys, right?Not 5000 million, not [-] million, but [-] million? !

'I was only going to shout 500 million, but you just doubled the price to me a hundred times! ? '

At this moment, the boss's heart was filled with uncontrollable ecstasy: "Get rich, get rich!"Hahaha, thank you, my big fat sheep! '

Chapter 0763 don't underestimate the Virgin Mary

'No no no!Calm down, old Jack! '

In addition to the ecstasy, Old Jack's adult reason calmed him down a bit, "Think about it carefully, this is a super fat sheep that can get [-] million Baileys with pocket money alone?"Could he be an ordinary person?If you cheat him, you will definitely get into trouble! '

Just when Old Jack's reason regained the upper hand, prompting him to prepare to reject Lin Qiong's purchase request...

"How is it? Beatrice, Emilia—"

Lin Qiong brought the holy sword in front of the eldest lady and sister-in-law with a happy face, and said braggingly: "This is the legendary golden holy sword. I bought it for only [-] million yuan? Humph , with its help, I will definitely become the number one swordsman in this sea!"

The eldest lady and the eldest sister-in-law looked at each other: "Understood, let's start the show!" '

"Wow, I'm so envious—"

Aunt Emilia looked at the inferior product in Lin Qiong's hand with envy, and said unwillingly: "Damn! Why are you so lucky? It's only [-] million Baileys, and I can take it out! Why can’t I come across this magical weapon?”

"That's right! It's only [-] million Baileys, who can't take it out?"

The eldest lady also showed an expression of envy and hatred, and said with an unhappy face: "I'm so angry! I also want to buy this awesome weapon!"

Old Jack: "?"

Um?Eh?ah?

Wait, wait for me!She, she, what did they say! ?

It's only [-] million, who can't get it out! ?

That's what they said, right?My ears are right! ?

ohhh!Shet!

Isn't it a big fat sheep, but a group of big fat sheep? ?

At this moment, the figures of Lin Qiong, the eldest lady, and the eldest sister-in-law seemed to have turned into three big golden fat sheep with "[-] million Baileys" on their heads in the eyes of old Jack!

It's so dazzling, it's about to be blinded by the flash!

"Hiss, hoo, hiss, hoo..."

Old Jack supported the counter in front of him with his hands, and took a big mouthful of fresh air to relieve the turbulent emotions in his heart.

'One 15 million, three add up to [-] billion! ! '

'Even if you open a weapon workshop here for a lifetime, can you earn 15 billion?Impossible, absolutely impossible! '

As for the consequences?

'As long as I get 15 billion, I will immediately take the money and fly away, and then I will become a wealthy man incognito, and then I will pimp two young and beautiful maids...'

'Wonderful! '

Stimulated by the money, old Jack grabbed "reason" and threw it to the country of Java—go with "conscience".

"Cough-cough-"

After losing his mind, Old Jack couldn't help coughing a few times, interrupted the discussion between the eldest lady and the eldest sister-in-law, and said solemnly: "I heard from the two ladies just now that you also want a weapon of the same level as the golden holy sword? "

"Yes yes yes—"

My sister-in-law perfectly played the role of a person with a lot of money, "[-] million can buy this great weapon, it's too profitable!"

"Hmph, it's really too wasteful for you to use this kind of weapon——"

The eldest lady snorted coldly, then brushed her hair proudly, and said, "Only a genius girl like me is qualified to use this level of weapon!"

'Is he really a rich man who grew up in a honeypot? '

Old Jack looked at the eldest lady and his sister-in-law, and his heart was full of dark thoughts: "You take the inferior weapons that I sold you and go out to sea for adventure, and then die in the battle with the sea kings, and take the secret that I entrapped you forever Get lost in the ocean!Jie Jie Jie! ! '

Although he was laughing with a twisted voice in his heart, Old Jack looked honest and honest on the outside, pretending to be thoughtful and said: "To tell you the truth, there are actually three magic weapons handed down from my family!"

"What!?" x2

The sister-in-law and the eldest lady suddenly showed shocked expressions, and stared at Old Jack with wide eyes.

"Originally, I wasn't going to reveal this secret, but since this young man has been recognized by the Golden Holy Sword, and you are her companions, so..."

Old Jack gritted his teeth, with an expression as if he was about to gamble his left hand on the new world, and said sternly: "I am willing to trust you once! How about it? Do you have the confidence to get their approval?"

The eldest lady and the eldest sister-in-law said in unison: "Yes!"

"Okay, then I will put the golden holy..."

Speaking of this, Old Jack's expression froze suddenly, and a drop of cold sweat visible to the naked eye slowly slipped from the corner of his forehead: "Wash, wash the motor!"Big, careless!I forgot to ask them what kind of weapon they are good at using! '

What if I took out the long gun and the three-section whip, and it turned out that the two people's good weapons were rice spoons and tickles?There's going to be a big problem!

'No, there is still help! '

Old Jack raised his head abruptly, and said in a deep voice, "Before I take out the other two golden sacred objects, I will give you the first test."

My sister-in-law took a step forward confidently and said, "Just come over here!"

The eldest lady also stepped forward and said, "We will definitely pass!"

"What is the weapon you are good at using?"

Old Jack looked at the two of them pretending to be deep, and said, "If the weapon you are good at is not the same as the golden sacred weapon, it means that you have nothing to do with it!"

'Wonderful!I am indeed a fucking genius! '

Old Jack shook his fists hard in his heart a few times, and then let out a wild laugh with his hands on his hips: "Hahaha!As long as the weapons they mentioned are not unpopular, I can definitely earn this billion Baileys! '

My sister-in-law said: "The weapon I use well is a spear!"

The eldest lady said: "The weapon I use well is the sword!"

"This, this, this..."

Hearing the two people's answers, Old Jack first looked at them in shock, then turned his attention to Lin Qiong who was holding the golden holy sword, and murmured: "It's hard, could it be that this is the fate of fate?" Do you choose? Is the meaning of the existence of my old Jack Arms Workshop so far, just to wait for the arrival of the three?"

Good guy, who wouldn't be confused after hearing this?

The eldest lady took a step forward and looked at Old Jack with a hint of surprise: "Boss, what do you mean..."

"Ah, you guessed right."

Old Jack nodded with relief, and said with a moving voice: "This is definitely the choice of fate! The weapons that the two used well match the remaining two golden holy weapons perfectly!"

"Great!"

The aunt raised her hands high and let out a cheer, then she couldn't wait to urge the old Jack, saying: "Boss, quickly bring out the golden sacred vessel, let us have a good taste!"

"Hahaha, good! Let my family heirloom become the last piece of the puzzle of your epic myth!"

The boss let out a heroic laugh, then turned around, walked towards the rear warehouse, and said in a deep voice: "Everyone, please look forward to it, the golden holy gun and the golden holy blade!"

"Crunch, touch—"

When the door of the warehouse closed, Lin Qiong patted the shoulders of the eldest lady, sister-in-law, secretary and Youyou without hesitation, then walked towards the counter and said, "What are you still doing in a daze? Hurry up!" !"

The aunt came back to her senses, followed Lin Qiong's movements with a look of joy, and said, "Oh!"

The eldest lady and the secretary looked at each other, they smiled helplessly, and followed them to the counter full of various weapons.

After a few minutes.

"Hahaha, all legendary brave men!"

Holding a spear and a dagger in his arms, the boss came out of the warehouse with a big smile, and said, "You guys hit...huh?"

He stood at the door of the warehouse with a dazed expression, staring blankly at the empty shop, which seemed to have just been renovated, and the golden holy sword that was discarded on the ground and covered with dust...

At this moment, Old Jack seemed to understand something.

"Ah, ah, ah—"

He stomped the ground under his feet hoarsely, and let out a cry like a cuckoo crying blood: "I, I hunted geese all day long, but the geese pecked at my eyes!!!"

You've been fooled, you've been fooled! !

What big fat sheep, what kind of rich people who grew up in honeypots, fake, all fucking fake! ! !

"Goo-"

Accompanied by a mournful cry, the anxious old Jack rolled his eyes, fell to the ground with a "boom" and passed out.

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"Hahahaha-"

After running to a safe place, the sister-in-law suddenly let out a hearty laugh, "I'm laughing to death! Hahaha! Do you see, Aqiong? His last expression——"

"To be honest, I think it would be better if a background music is added? Hey, why don't you try!"

After speaking, Lin Qiong took out the iPad from his pocket, opened the Jianying App, stared at his golden eyes and said, "Just do what you say, but I can't hold my tongue!"

A few minutes later, five heads gathered in front of the iPad, watching the video edited by Lin Qiong with the help of Ms. Know-it-all's wisdom——

["Ah-ah-ah-"

Old Jack stomped the ground under his feet hoarsely, and let out a cry like a cuckoo crying blood.

"Snowflakes are fluttering and the north wind is blowing—"

At the same time, a piece of sad music slowly faded out, adding to the sadness of Old Jack. ]

"Okay! You cut it well!"

The aunt happily clapped her palms and laughed happily: "Hahahaha! I really want to let other people watch this hopeful video!"

"Forget it, we can watch this kind of video ourselves."

Lin Qiong shook his head, and said with disgust on his face: "If it is posted on the Internet, there will inevitably be that kind of stupid Madonna whose brain is full of pustules."

Auntie: "?"

She widened her eyes in surprise, and said, "Isn't it? Did the Holy Mother come out to protect the boss for such a bad behavior?"

"Alice, you should never underestimate the idiot-type Madonna."

Lin Qiong raised his hand and patted his sister-in-law's shoulder lightly, and said with emotion: "After all, they are creatures that can even protect apple snails!"

Chapter 0764 So, please come up with evidence?

Miss & Aunt & Secretary: "?"

A question mark visible to the naked eye appeared on the heads of the three ladies at the same time.

"No, Aqiong..."

The eldest lady showed a hesitant expression, and said, "The apple snail you mentioned should be the same species as the apple snail in my understanding?"

"Stupid Erina, do I need to ask this?"

The auntie glanced at the young lady contemptuously, and said, "The apple snail that Aqiong can give as an example at this time is of course the 'one' we know!"

"Alice is right."

Lin Qiong nodded, with undisguised disgust in his words: "It's the Lucky Snail you know!"

Who are the apple snails?

It is a well-known worldwide invasive species with extremely strong reproduction and vitality. It can be called a cancer among cancers. Normally, a golden apple snail can lay 2400-8700 eggs a year, and the hatching rate is as high as 90.00%!

"I can't understand how anyone would even protect this kind of thing."

The secretary wrinkled his little face, and his words were full of resistance and disgust towards the apple snail, "Isn't this a harmful species that endangers the growth of the dealer?"