Ultimate God Of Death

"How, how?"

Notice that Shi Lake frowns slightly, and Ye Feng looks nervous and asks about the inspection results. Ye Feng has no say in whether he has a family history of mental illness. After all, he has never met his family. He doesn't know whether his parents are as keen on all kinds of death as himself.

"Well... Let's introduce ourselves first." shilake didn't answer Ye Feng's question positively. The little green man put a tablet computer that looked particularly huge compared with its petite figure next to him and looked at Ye Feng with a close look.

"Ah? Introduce yourself. Well, I'm nicknamed" death ". Hero, who is deeply sought after by the people, is one of the top mercenaries on earth. He has walked south and North, caught thieves in the corn field, and carried water for the widow -"

"Wait a minute, I'll open the door. It should be the interviewer." a moderate knock on the door interrupted Ye Feng's penetration. Shilake jumped off the chair with a thankful look. The little green man trotted to check the knocker.

"Jane, why are you looking at me with this expression? Is it embarrassing for you to know me?", noting that Jane is glancing at herself with disdainful eyes, Ye Feng couldn't help complaining. He thought his self introduction just now was absolutely novel!

Jane replied, "yes, it's embarrassing."

"Hey!"

Ye Feng didn't continue to argue because shilake had led the knocker into the living room. This visitor can be called a surprise. This is a middle-aged uncle dressed in plaid shirt and jeans. Although he has a big belly and doesn't bother the hair loss of middle-aged men, the word "greasy" is undoubtedly the most important embodiment of this simple and honest uncle.

From his heavy glasses and lifeless eyes, Ye Feng speculated that this buddy was probably experiencing a middle-aged crisis. He might be worrying about adolescent children, separating from his increasingly unreasonable wife, and other similar shit. But in any case, Ye Feng couldn't find any reason for him to come here for an interview from the middle-aged uncle. He definitely knocked on the wrong door.

"This is the new interviewer. I don't know what the wind is blowing today, but three interviewers came to the door! You know, this is my third year on earth. I've only received two interviewers before!" shilake was in a good mood. He greeted the middle-aged uncle to sit down and brought a cup of coffee in the kitchen.

"Well, Ye Feng, I almost understand your situation. Jane, don't mind. I need to scan your body." after climbing back into the chair, shilake jumped over Ye Feng and focused on Jane, which made Ye Feng extremely speechless.

"Well, Jane, you are qualified. Your strength is enough to be competent for the duty of" Guardian ". Almost just after scanning Jane's body, shilake can't wait to announce that Jane passed the interview, even if Jane hasn't even introduced herself.

"Hello? Are you kidding? What about me?", Ye Feng expressed his dissatisfaction, but shilake ignored him directly. The little green man then scanned the later middle-aged uncle. Like Ye Feng, shilake frowned slightly when checking the body information of the middle-aged uncle.

After thinking for half a minute, shilake raised his head and said to the middle-aged uncle, "sit down and introduce yourself first."

"Aha! Man, that's what it means to be dissatisfied with you. If you feel offended, you can not do it." Ye Feng fanned the flames.

The middle-aged uncle stretched his waist and said casually, "you can call me" sexy Superman " , you don't need to say your real name here? Oh? You'd better use your real name? Then you can also call me mark. I was kicked out of the company a few days ago, recently divorced, and my child was awarded to my ex-wife. Just now when I was surfing the Internet in a nearby Internet cafe, a window with recruitment information jumped out. I just came to have a try. "

"Well, a very infectious self introduction," sexy Superman ", OK, we are really understaffed here, um..." after a psychological struggle, shilake reluctantly said to middle-aged uncle mark, "well, you also passed the interview."

"OK, this is my business card. It's useless, but there's my contact information on it. Nothing else. I'll go first. I haven't got off the machine in the Internet cafe yet. I have to get off the machine. Bye everyone.", the windy middle-aged man - "sexy Superman" mark left room 706.

"Hello!? are you kidding? He can do it too? How about me? Why didn't you say to me: You passed the interview?"

Jane passed the interview to become a guard without introducing herself. Ye Feng could barely accept it, but why did the fat uncle who looked like he would catch his breath after a few steps pass the interview? Are you kidding?

"Sorry, I don't think you're suitable for the job of Guardian -"

Ye Feng rudely interrupted shilake's words: "because of what? I have a family history of mental illness?"

"No, although you have the precursor of intermittent psychosis and personality split, it has nothing to do with your family. It's just your character.", shilake shrugged and hit Ye Feng mercilessly.

"... Jane! Let's go!"

Unbearable Ye Feng pulls up Jane sitting next to him and is ready to leave this place and stay away from the little green man who makes him extremely unhappy.

Shilake stood on the chair and shouted to Jane, "madam, you have all the potential to become a" Guardian ". Personally, I sincerely hope you can join the" Guardian alliance "and fight for the security of the whole universe!"

Jane shook off Ye Feng's hand and calmly said to shilake, "if you want me to be a" Guardian ", you must meet one of my conditions."

"Jane!? don't waste your breath with this dumb little monster."

Ignoring Ye Feng's rude remarks, shilake looked directly at Jane and said firmly, "I'll try to meet any conditions."

Jane said to shilake in an indisputable tone: "it's very simple. After joining the" Guardian alliance ", as long as it is the task I participate in, I must bring Ye Feng as my accompanying assistant."

"Assistant?", "assistant? Jane!?"

Facing the inquiry of shilake and Ye Feng, Jane in a white dress said leisurely, "yes, this is my bottom line."

"HMM..." after another fierce ideological struggle, shilake had to compromise in order not to give up Jane. He said bitterly, "OK, just do as you say..."

"Yes!!! Thank you, Jane!"