Urban Comedy Master

"Anchor, you shoot a little closer, how do you see it from such a distance?"

"MD, I'm going to ask my friends in the group to come and watch!!"

"The anchor is awesome, can you meet a superstar by chance?".

Chapter [-]: Driver, my mother sells the batch [Kneeling and begging to subscribe]

Chapter [-]: Driver, my mother sells batches

Liu Xun naturally didn't know that he was already in the live broadcast room. www.shu05.com~)

At this moment, he was still thinking about how to tell this story.

After thinking for three minutes, Liu Xun finally spoke.

The moment he spoke, all the passengers in the audience seemed to have forgotten that they were on the bus, and listened to Liu Xun's words attentively.

"A long time ago, there was a country, there was a king in this country, the king had a very beautiful daughter, and people called her Snow White. Because the kind, beautiful, and lovely Snow White was deeply loved by the people, but she was originally happy. The story has changed dramatically because of the king's newly won wife..."

Soon, Liu Xun began to tell the story of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

This story was known as the world's first fairy tale in a previous life.

Although the story is very simple, it is loved by children.

When Liu Xun spoke, the little girl gradually fell silent in the story, and the whole person had forgotten what her mission was.

Similarly, when Liu Xun was telling the story, the passengers in the car were fascinated by 313, and one by one they forgot to get off the car and forgot where they should be.

When Liu Xun talked about the talking mirror, everyone in the audience was amazed. (.—)

When Liu Xun told about the vicious queen who had the hunter kill Snow White in order to become the most beautiful person in the world, a group of people frowned and cursed the queen.

When Liu Xun talked about the magical seven dwarfs, everyone seemed to be brought into a fairy tale world by Liu Xun's voice. In this world, the colors are rich, the fragrance of birds and flowers is everywhere, without any noise, it is simply better than any fairy tale. The story is even better.

Soon the vicious stepmother, the talking mirror, the dwarf who digs, the poisonous apple, the Prince Charming and other characters, the plot, one by one, came out of Liu Xun's mouth.

When it comes to Prince Charming kissing Snow White affectionately, Snow White wakes up, and then the story begins to come full circle, and Princess Charming and Snow White have lived happily ever after.

After speaking, the little girl didn't cry or make trouble at all. She looked at Liu Xun dryly with her big eyes, and quickly asked, "What happened to that bad queen in the end?"

Listening to (bdfb) here, all the passengers will smile, one by one saying that this little girl is too vengeful.

However, after laughing, they all looked forward to what Liu Xun would say.

"In the end, Prince Charming took the princess back to the kingdom and drove the vicious queen away, and the story ends like this!!"

After speaking, the little girl showed a very happy expression directly, as if she had won a victory, full of small tiger teeth. .

"Clap clap clap clap!!!!"

Similarly, after Liu Xun finished speaking, the audience applauded vigorously, followed by bursts of unstinting praise.

"As expected of a comedy master, even an adult like me has been substituted!!"

"Master Liu Xun is doing great!!!"

"I've recorded this story, I'll show it to my daughter later!"

"This friend, can you send me a backup copy, and I will also give it to my son!"

"Master Liu Xun, when will you publish this story, we will definitely buy it!"

"Yes, Master Liu Xun!!!"

Facing the praise from the passengers, Liu Xun smiled politely at everyone, but did not answer the question.He's not ready to go into literature right now, so I don't think about it for now.

"Congratulations to the two heirs, through your talents, you have successfully appeased the little girl, this is the first pot of gold you deserve, you take it well!!"

After completing the task, the staff of the program team was not stingy, and directly gave Liu Xun one hundred yuan.Then he took out another hundred yuan and gave it to Yixing. After Yixing received the money, he gave it to Liu Xun as soon as possible, and said that this matter was entirely due to Liu Xun, and he could not take it in vain.

In response, Liu Xun pushed back directly, and pretended to be angry: "Didn't we form an alliance before?"

Hearing this, Yixing took the money without any difficulty.

Similarly, in the entire bus, there is one person who is very happy.

This person is the young guy who started the live broadcast before, because at this time the number of people in his live broadcast room has exceeded [-] people.

[-] people directly made him the most popular anchor at the moment, which was an achievement he never imagined.

Because there is no publicity and no notification, it is an extremely shocking achievement to be able to reach [-].

But just when he was complacent, a sudden sound startled him.

He just listened to a man beside him, glanced out the window, and then complained directly.

"Damn, where did this Nima drive? I sat and stood!"

As soon as these words came out, all the passengers realized that they were still at the bus stop, and suddenly one person looked around, and when they saw the scenery outside, bursts of complaints followed.

"I've sat down for eight stops!!"

"Wow!!! My first interview today!!!"

"It's dead, it's dead, it's late!!"

"Daily, your mother's driver, why don't you shout when you arrive at the station?"