Urban Comedy Master

"Wait, driver, this road doesn't seem to be your route, right? Where did you drive this shit?"

"Fuck, why did you drive to the third ring road!!! Isn't your line driving on the second ring road?"

When the bursts of complaints sounded, the driver was sweating and shivering.

Because he was slightly absorbed in listening to it before, he suddenly forgot that he was a bus driver, forgot his route, and drove directly to his home.

In this way, the passengers are taken away from the line naturally.

So under the complaints of the passengers, he didn't even dare to fart, and licked his dry lips from time to time.

After making a quick U-turn, the driver returned the same way not long after, and Liu Xun and Yixing got out of the car ten minutes later.

After getting off the bus, the passengers still maintained a very good quality and greeted each other with a smile.

And after he got off the bus, after the show crew left, the bus was already blown up! !

One by one, the voices of madly complaining and scolding the driver for being a fool gradually rose.

Finally, the angry driver slammed on the brakes, and then took off his coat, only to see a tattoo of a dragon over his shoulders.

Seeing this, the passengers were honest, but no one got off the bus.

Besides, when the driver walked into the aisle, he was ferocious, and everyone thought he was going to get angry. At this moment, the driver suddenly said, "Who recorded the story just now? Can you back it up for me later? I won't accept you. fare!"

After that, all the passengers were stunned, and they were all stunned! .

Chapter [-]: Master Liu, you are insulting me

Chapter [-]: To eat, I brush my face

After getting off the bus, Liu Xun and Yixing began to be at a loss.

At this time, it was only half past ten in the morning, and there was still an hour before noon.

According to the arrangement of the program team, the second task will arrive at twelve o'clock at noon, so the two talents will be at a loss and not knowing what to do.

"Are you hungry?" Sitting on the road, Liu Xun couldn't help but ask.

"Hungry! I didn't even eat in the morning." Yixing answered directly when he heard eating, staring at Liu Xun with dry eyes.

"The two of us have [-] yuan in total, and it should only cost a few dozen yuan to save some food!" Soon Yixing began to add it again.

And just after Yixing finished speaking, Liu Xun quickly asked, "How much are you going to spend for lunch?"

Hearing this, Yixing didn't hesitate, and subconsciously replied, "Twenty!"

In this place in Shanghai, the average white-collar worker would pay around [-] yuan for a lunch, so Yixing’s idea was considered a common one.

"Hurry up and shoot, there is a scene!!" However, after seeing this scene, the director in charge of recording hurriedly opened his mouth to the microphone and directly drew the attention of the shooting staff.

As an old Jianghu, the director felt an indescribable smell at once. This smell was like Liu Xun fooling Li Daoming when he was shooting a sketch. How could he let go of this wonderful place when he saw this?

The cameraman didn't talk nonsense. After hearing the director's words, the three cameras shot in three directions.

Seeing this, Liu Xun was stunned for a moment, and began to complain in his heart, what's the situation with this Nima?Didn't this tell Yixing nakedly that he was going to start fooling around?

But when he saw Yixing's defenseless situation, he was also relieved. Fortunately, he was with Yixing. If he was with Huang Bo, Huang Bo would definitely be extremely cautious at this time. .

"Yixing, you give me fifteen yuan, and I'll take you to eat KFC. I promise to make you full, how about it?" Soon, Liu Xun said seriously.

"Fifteen yuan? KFC? Senior, are you kidding me? An ordinary hamburger costs seventeen yuan. How can I eat it for fifteen yuan?" Yixing replied in disbelief.

He felt that Liu Xun was joking.

However, after listening to Liu Xun, he said disapprovingly: "You don't need to worry about it, whether you can do this business or not, just say it!!!"

"Do it!" Yixing didn't talk nonsense, he just nodded.

Then he quickly asked the staff for a hundred yuan change, and then gave Liu Xun fifteen yuan.

After getting fifteen yuan, Liu Xun used his mobile phone to search for nearby KFCs.

When the search was over, he took Yixing to KFC.

Along the way, due to the filming of the crew, pedestrians on the road quickly found two people. After seeing Liu Xun and Yixing, almost everyone picked up their mobile phones subconsciously, and then began to film, record, and send. to the circle of friends.

In just a few minutes, there were hundreds of people around Liu Xun where they were filmed.

For these, Liu Xun and Yixing didn't care at all, and took care of themselves. However, during the period, they still told the fans very seriously, asking them to pay attention to safety and show their closeness to the people. .

After coming to KFC, this group of fans also followed.

And the people who were eating in the KFC saw a large group of people pouring in, and immediately turned their attention to the past.

Looking at the past, after seeing that it was Liu Xun and Yixing, the group of people stopped eating and picked up their mobile phones one by one.

The reason why stars are called stars is because they can attract a large number of people's attention wherever they go.

After seeing so many people's attention, Liu Xun immediately showed the old fox's smile.

"Senior, can I order it now?" The cute Yixing didn't know what Liu Xun was thinking. He hadn't eaten in the morning, but now he smelled the fragrance and was immediately hungry.

"What do you want to eat, tell me directly!" Liu Xun nodded and answered directly.

"Orleans hamburger, two pairs of chicken wings, a cup of medium!" Yixing didn't dare to add more, and said cautiously, he still thought that Liu Xun was taking care of him, and then prepared to invite him to eat with his [-] yuan.So he didn't dare to do more.

After hearing Yixing's words, Liu Xun went directly to the queue.