Urban Comedy Master

Because they can't accept gifts from fans, they can't accept food from fans.

Liu Xun was not afraid at all. After the queue was over, he looked at the clerk with a smile.

The clerk was a boy in his twenties. When he saw Liu Xun, he was extremely excited.

"Are you Teacher Liu Xun? Am I not dreaming?" the clerk said excitedly.

"That's right, don't get excited, Yixing and I are very hungry right now. We want something to eat. Could you please memorize it?" Liu Xun said calmly after hearing the other party's words.

"Okay, what do you want!" Hearing Liu Xun's words, the clerk also tried his best to suppress his excitement. Although his expression was no longer excited, his ordering hand was also excited.

"Two servings of Orleans Chicken Thigh Burger, two servings of chicken wings, two servings of chicken thighs, two servings of chicken rolls, and twice the medium." Soon, Liu Xun said what he wanted.

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When he finished speaking, the clerk also completed the order with shaking fingers.

"Do you need anything else?" the clerk asked after a few seconds.

"No, let me ask something, why are you so excited?" Under the clerk's question, Liu Xun started the flickering mode, but no one noticed.

"You don't know, I'm a fan of yours. I've watched all your shows, so I'm naturally excited to meet idols with my own eyes!" The clerk continued to answer excitedly.

Hearing that the other party is his own fans, Liu Xun's smile also brightened, but he suppressed it a little, and then said solemnly: "I don't like to hear what you say, I think we are friends, what do you think?"

"Yes, yes, yes, friends, friends, it's my honor to be friends with Master Liu!" The clerk didn't know what medicine Liu Xun's gourd bought, but after hearing this, he was so excited and replied instantly Woke up.

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"That's right, we are friends!" Liu Xun looked at this scene with great satisfaction.

Just when everyone was stunned and didn't know what Liu Xun was going to do, suddenly Liu Xun said again: "I like to make friends, people from all over the world like it, I remember I just met someone with you last time. Friends who are about the same age, invite me to dinner when they meet, do you think this friend is good!"

"Okay...well...um? Oh, yes, yes, you are right, it is normal for friends to invite guests to dinner. It is the first time to be friends with you, and there is nothing to give. This meal I've invited you, please don't refuse!" Hearing Liu Xun's words, the clerk suddenly realized, slapped his head and said excitedly.

Hearing the clerk being so polite, Liu Xun did not agree directly, but started his performance: "No, no, I didn't mean that, I have money, I really have money, but don't be so polite!!"

Liu Xun said while pretending to pay.Anyone with a discerning eye would know that he was determined not to pay.

The clerk saw his idol and became friends with his idol, no matter whether the show was recorded or not, how could he accept the money?Therefore, he said more nervously than Liu Xun: "No, Master Liu, you want to give me money, but you look down on my friend!!"

However, Liu Xun did not give up, he said stubbornly: "No, this... this... I'm really rich, I can't eat your things for nothing!"

Having said this, the clerk was completely angry, and put the prepared food directly in front of Liu Xun, and then said with a flushed face.

"Am I among friends, can't I afford a meal? Master Liu, you are insulting me!!!".

Chapter [-]: Entrepreneurship, Didi Driver

A few minutes later, Liu Xun and Yixing sat in the KFC and had a hearty lunch. **shu05.com update fast**~)

At the beginning, the program team wanted to take it away, but Liu Xunyi refuted it righteously.

"I can't accept gifts from fans, and I can't even treat friends when I meet them?"

Hearing Liu Xun's words, the people in the program team had no choice, the other party really did not break the rules of the game.If you have to say it, you can only say that the other party has taken advantage of a loophole.

And the young man who invited the guests to dinner looked at Liu Xun with a look of joy, and he didn't know how happy he was.

Just kidding, idols recognize themselves as friends, which is happier than anything else.

Although it is a show, it is enough.

After a full meal, Liu Xun politely said goodbye to his new friend. "Thirty-two"

The moment he left KFC, Yixing hiccupped, stretched out his thumb, and looked at Liu Xun with admiration.

Fifteen dollars can have such a sumptuous lunch, it is absolutely amazing.

For Yixing's adoration, Liu Xun made a sullen look on his face, and then Yixing suddenly thought of something, and couldn't help but find a topic.

"Senior, what do you think the brothers are eating now?"

Hearing this, Liu Xun touched his beardless chin, pondered for a while, and then said, "With the shameless spirits of Huang Bo and Huang Lei, they should spend very little money, but they can eat food. It’s definitely not bad. (.—) Sun Honglei is expected to grab other people’s food to eat, as for Xiaozhu and Huang Xun, one is expected to spend two or three yuan to eat some steamed buns, and the other is expected to eat nonsense!”

After the analysis, Yixing looked at Liu Xun dumbfounded, thinking that his guess was not so accurate.

But when he finished this sentence, he said Huang Bo and Huang Lei.

The two of them were sitting in a well-known soup dumpling shop in Shanghai at this time. The two of them ordered three cages of soup dumplings, two bowls of soup noodles, and a few other things. The food was placed on the table compared to the crowd. It's a big meal.

The two of them were also starving, and they ate all the food on the table in five minutes.

After they finished eating, the two of them wiped their mouths and started to play shameless, and started to flicker at the boss.In the end, the meal cost of more than [-] yuan was cut down to [-] yuan by them.

With the boss's helpless smile and compromise, the two put together eight yuan to give to the boss, and then left the restaurant with a few words of thanks.

On a certain street, Sun Honglei stared dryly at the passers-by eating on the road. In the end, he didn't know how to make a mistake. He walked up to a young man holding a pancake and fruit. call. .

Recently, Sun Honglei has participated in many TV dramas, not to mention the fire, but his reputation is also very good.

Especially his appearance is very memorable, the young man immediately remembered who he is.

Seeing that the other party recognized him, Yan Wang took the other party's pancakes and fruits, and said earnestly: "What are you doing eating this unnutritious thing at such a young age? Go home and eat the food made by your parents, it's delicious. I'll throw this thing away for you, you can't just make do with it!"

After teaching the young man, the young man felt warm, and he thanked King Yan for his concern before leaving.

When King Yan saw the other party leave, he found a place at random, and started eating frantically, completely forgetting what he had taught the young man before, and eating very happily.